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Monday, April 2, 2012

Rob and Kristen-- Bring On April!!

March was a magical month!

Wow.
I'm not sure where to begin.
SO much.
So very very much...

Has March come in like a LION?

Get the HELL out of here!

It was a wonderful month... wasn't it?

Starting with Robert going to meet his lovely Kristen
in the city of LOVE.
Glorious.
Stupendous.
Wonderful.
The pictures of them smiling...
and laughing...
and Kristen get up close and personal with Rob's hair.


And then we had ALL of the movie stuff...
SWATH
COSMOPOLIS
BEL AMI
ON THE ROAD
BREAKING DAWN 2
Trailers.
Behind the scenes.
Interviews.
Endless pictures.


AND THEN...

Rob and Kristen
just hanging out with their friends...
having a good time.

At Marcus's show...
Katy Perry's set...
Johnny Flynn's show...

Robert and Kristen
Enjoying their life together.

That brings us to Kristen
at the Kids Choice Awards.

She has a LOT to smile about...

Kristen looked lovely as always.
And OH SO Happy!
Why wouldn't she be?
She spent the weekend in Malibu with her guy...
And some friends.
She looks rested
relaxed
and in LOVE.

I've always liked Andrew...

And we have Kristen and Andrew hugging on the "orange" carpet...
Isn't that all kinds of sweet?
Doesn't it make you go... "Awwwwww"
To see how embraced and loved Kristen is
by all of Robert's friends.
They adore her.
And a positive sign of a wonderful relationship
is when Robert's best friends approve.


It's good to have a friend at the KCA's...

And oh my...
The drama because Kristen brought her friend Scout
with her to the KCAs.
OH DEAR OH MY.

Personally... my thoughts on Scout Taylor Compton
aren't fully formed just yet.
There are a couple of 'red flags'...
But that's just me being wary of anyone who gets close to Kristen.
The memory of Nikki McDonald 
(had a farm.. E I E I O)
is just a bit too fresh for me.
But needless to say...
Kristen seems to enjoy her company.
They like to hang out.
I believe Scout is going out with some guy
from Glee...
I honestly don't see why people get all worked up
over the fact that Kristen brought this girl
with her to the KCAs...
Did people get all dramatic over Katy Perry
bringing Shannon Woodward?
Nope.
(and they were holding  hands... Hahaha)
I would like to give Scout the benefit of
any doubt I might have...
And believe that Kristen is more than capable
of figuring out who her friends are.
She is.
You notice who she ISN'T friends with anymore...
That tells me she knows what she is doing.

And as March came to a close...
We got something that...
I don't even know if I can find the words to describe.
Um.

Who is he smiling at??

Robert.
Pattinson.
Paddle boarding.
Um.
He's like wet and stuff.
Looking all shaggy and handsome.
And relaxed and happy.
And OK...
You KNEW I was going to comment on this...

What is it about Rob in motion that fucking kills me??

No... it's not Robert walking...
It's even better.
(Is that possible??)

Robert.
Running.
Wait.
Wet... Glistening
Shaggy
Tan
Dripping
Robert
Running.

I like it.
Robert Running.

And truly...
What's NOT to like?



So in closing...
March did come in like a fucking lion
and it went out like a fucking lion.

What will April bring?


Everything's coming up Roses!

This post is brought to you by Tom Sturridge's hair.

Is that an earring?

I'm not sure what to think here...
Is he doing this for some role?
Was there some sort of Brit-Pack bet
to shave off parts of your hair?
Is this just the product of taking off the beanie?

Doesn't matter.
Tom Sturridge remains 100% adorable.



Bring on April!!

Until then.

Bye for now

60 comments:

Dottie said...

I just came online and find a new Rose post. This one made me chuckle...EIEIO heehee! Have we ever had a post brought to us by someone's hair before? Cute!

Hello and Happy Monday to all my pals. xoxo

Blondemel47 said...

LOL - Love the post!
After March - Lord help us with April and May - yeahhh - so much to look forward too.

Groovie said...

KCAs were fun, the kids loved Kristen & she seemed to have a good time, or as good a time as one can have at stuff like that lol!
She looked smiley, happy & beautiful as always! :)
And Surfer Rob...love that he is embracing his inner California boy! Haha!

Happy Monday everyone! Hope u all have a good one!

katy said...

Hi Rose,

Great post!!

I have to say I never imagined Rob as a beach boy, but sweet jesus...Tan, Wet, Sexy, Shirtless, Running, Surfer Rob is GLORIOUS!!!

God, Kristen eyes...she has the most beautiful green eyes I've ever seen. Gorgeous, GORGEOUS girl!!

It's a pure joy to watch Rob and Kristen, looking SO SO happy, relaxed and enjoying life....just melts my little sappy heart.

You're right about Tom being 100% adorable...and I like his hair!

March has been indeed extremely good to us. Bring on April and May!!!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

E I E I Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. Yep:)

LJ said...

Hi everyone + Rose!

Long time no post :)

Great to see them all looking healthy and happy, especially Kristen who looks absolutely beautiful.

I'm glad she got to take her friend, I can only imagine but things like that must be pretty boring sometimes.

Tom is looking good too, it makes me so happy that everythings going great for him.

Anyway...hope everyones wonderful!

A massive happy Easter to all and lots of love.

Liza <3

Leni said...

Amazing post, Rose!

Kristen looked stunning and so happy at the KCAs - thank god that the pretty didn't get slimed LOL

Rob.. I don't know what to say.. UNF - and you are right Rose; RunningRob is even better than WalkingRob! ;)

Super - congrats on your new car!

Have a great day/evening everybody :)

Dani said...

Yep, March was sooo good :)
Bring on April, I'm willing to be surprised ;)
After friday's PDA report and Malibu surfing Rob I believe anything can happen, LOL!

They look happy, good to know <3

Hope said...

Rose...

OMG...Malibu Rob looks so happy and free!! SWOON!
Hope fans leave him alone so he can enjoy his outdoor fun!

Anonymous said...

I loved the picture of the lion chasing what I assume is a hyena…?
Loved the title of the post and the basic message which runs through out.
March was a marvellous month full of R/K goodies! Is it too greedy to hope we get some things in April? Like details on Kristen’s birthday celebrations. More loved up, PDA observations. I don’t think it’s highly unlikely is it? :D

Oh dear. The Scout mention. There shouldn’t be fuss over who Kristen takes with her. There wasn’t over Katy and Shannon like you said! So thanks for having a smart head on your shoulders, as you always do Rose.

I don’t understand fans who say they don’t like Scout because she reminds people of Nikki…How does she? What’s she done to remind people of Nikki?? Would love to know!!!

All I’ve heard is that Scout is clingy. OK. But what does Shannon do? She’s an actress…But has she got anything to promote? No. Well isn’t she being clingy to - accepting Katy’s invite to go along as the +1...

IMO Scout is nothing like Nikki! When she’s caught slating Kristen/Rob, caught causing a scene (like the Eclipse premiere with Nikki/Rob’s team), caught making Kristen cry, seen/heard talking about Kristen/Rob with followers on twitter/or the media; then I may think Kristen needs rid of her.

BUT the most she’s done is what, get seen out with her?…Scout’s had years and years to take the advantage of Kristen’s fame. But she’s got other friends, another life - which we hardly see. So is she really the kind you’d assume is going to tell the media about Kristen’s personal life, or the kind who will call the paparazzi on herself with Kristen and/or Rob…No.

Fans seem to want Kristen with someone who’s gentle and much younger like Dakota…Or someone like Katy and Shannon who you know already Rob approves of and is great friends with to. So is she not allowed friends of her own from the industry because of one stupid mistake she made of thinking Nikki was best friend material?! SHE GOT RID OF HER! So people need to loosen up. And I’m hoping it’s soon because I can tell people will only become more nasty about / towards Scout.

ANYWAY yes you know what I’m loving too from this post? Your description of Rob out about surfing. “Wet…Glistening. Shaggy Tan Dripping Robert Running.”

Anonymous said...

I'm loving how happy they both look though. It's clear they're loved up together, having fun with hers and his friends that sometimes join together.

Dani said...

@kstewrocks

Ditto!

Freddie said...

Hi Rose,

Thanks for the post. Yes, March was a truly great month of unexpected delights. I feel spoiled. Is it too much to ask for a similar type of April??

A weekend in Malibu….. sounds wonderful when you’re with the one you love. I hope they had a great time.

In one way, it was great to see the pictures of Rob out paddle surfing. He looks wonderful (that goes without saying) and happy. At the same time, I’m sad that his peace was interrupted by what I’m assuming was the paparazzi. I doubt Rob will be able to go back there again, now that he’s been seen. That’s sad. So I hope he finds another place to hang out without prying eyes.

Great picture of Mr. Sturridge!!!

Hello to dottie, Blondemel, Groovie, Leni, Katy, Hope, Super, dani, KStewRocks, and all of the regulars. I hope you are having a good start to the week. LJ – nice to see you pop in.

beacullen said...

Great post, great pics. I was so surprised to see Rob doing something so sporty lol...very pleasantly suprised. WOW those are some great pics. I think Kristen can make her own mind up about her friends, your so right on that Rose. LOVED your post, and I could look at those pics alllll day ;) Thanks again Rose. Happy Monday, woohoo.

Birdie said...

I loved your post,Rose. I recall you saying in the past that we "haven't seen anything yet" or something like that...You were oh so right(as always). Lots of goodies,lots to look forward to and we have the whole rest of the year! They both look fantastic and happy. I am thinking this down time has been just what they needed.
And Tom,I like the look,very edgy.

Hope everyone is doing fine. Life is good.

Teeth said...

Oh geez...

I second the glorious comment!


My mouth was open for a good five minutes.

ladyevenstar22 said...

once i saw these pics on a link on fb , i thought immediately that ooh rose is going to be swooning over these!!!i swear just when you think you've seen it all , rob brings more goodies he's like santa claus, a sexy wet buff santa claus!!! kristzn is feeding her guy with soul food!!! a happy rob makes my day!
i don't know scout , have no opinion of her either but do wonder are any of these rumours she's clingy from real source or usual twitterazzis

Barbara Fenwick said...

Great post Rose, as usual. I agree, March has been a fantastic month with lots of Rob and Kristen relaxed and having so much fun with each other. I love it. I am looking forward to April.

Rob loves Kristen loves Rob.

Have a great week Roselanders.

DreamerKind said...

Happy Birthday to all who celebrate in April!

Kristen will be 22 on Monday, 4/9 and I'll play some special tunes for her then.

Lovely days, aren't these?

Rhonda said...

Morning all, happy Tuesday...

Nice post, Rose <3

It's great seeing Rob and Kristen so happy. They both look wonderful. Clearly, they're taking excellent care of one another :)

ali mac said...

I've been away since Friday and only had my phone for internet which is so slow, I couldn't wait to see the surfing photos on my laptop!! and they were so worth the wait!!!! ;)

Also Kristen looked beautiful at the KCA's, sh suits that colour of blue so well.

I hope all the regs are having a great week so far xxxxx

Kenzz said...

Good morning, lovelies! Rose, your e-i-e-i-o reference... too funny

What a delight to see these two so carefree lately...

...and isn't Tom all sorts of cute with that earring!

Happy Tuesday to you all.
((hugs)) to Smitty, Gruff, and Syd

Berry said...

Damn March was great! Of course now we have the video...all I can say is WOW!

Hope everyone has a good week and Happy Easter!

Rachel K. said...

Robert Pattinson -- SHIRTLESS AND FORGOTTEN -- TWILIGHT VS. HUNGER GAMES

http://www.tmz.com/videos/


Yep. This kind of BS was totally expected with all the hype around THG and the comparisons with Twilight.
Congrats to all the Twilight/Rob/Kristen fans who helped making THG big. You've contributed to this.

DreamerKind said...

@Rachel
No worries, imo, as the world continues to turn! Snow today in New Mexico & Colorado. See what I mean!

Happy Tuesday to you all!!

Leni said...

Rachel - I'm sure neither Rob or Kristen give a flying fuck about this.
Maybe you should go out and enjoy your own life, instead of worrying about bullshit that's totally NOT under your control!

Rhonda said...

Hope & Olivia- I hope you both are safe and well. I saw coverage of the tornadoes that moved across parts of Texas :(

DK- I'm in country mode today. Will you play me a tune when you have time? Maybe, The Band Perry, Allison Krauss, The Secret Sisters...whatever you decide will be great, but just when you have time ((Hugs))

DreamerKind said...

@Rhonda

Tonight! All of them..for you!

katy said...
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katy said...

Hello Roseland,

Rachel, why do pay attention to or even go read or watch anything posted by TMZ?? they are just a worthless piece of shit and irrelevant online tab.



Hope everyone is having a great day. Take care

Freddie said...

Hope, Olivia - I second Rhonda's comment. I too just saw the report on the news about the tornadoes in Dallas. I hope you and your families are okay. Pop in when you can to let us know how you are doing.

I hope everyone else is having a good, safe day.

Melinda said...

Hi gang! Hope everyone's week is starting out well.

Enjoyed the post and pics. They all are happy and that's all I need to know/see. Glad they are getting this much needed down time.

Hope and Olivia- Saw the news with the tornadoes in TX. Hope you both are okay!

Rachel- Seriously???

Have a lovely evening! Take care...

Leni said...

Hope & Olivia - Hope you and your families are ok!

olivia said...

Dear Roseland,

We are fine here in East Central Texas. The tornadoes have all been about 180 miles north of here. It is sunny, dry and warm ( about 84) but we are under a tornado watch and also a severe thunderstorm watch until about 10 p.m.

Hope, you are way north of me, are you and your family safe and sound?

Hugs for y'all. Roseland is the best!

Dottie said...

Hi lovelies! I hope all of you are having a good week so far.

Hope & Olivia, Sure hope neither of you were affected by the bad weather.

TMZ... really??? bahaha

I think it's so smart and healthy that Rob and Kristen have taken some time off. It just shows that they are putting their relationship and their own well being above their careers. I can see how that might bother some... ;)

Waves and hugs to all you regs. <333

Dottie said...

Olivia, you posted while I was writing my post. Glad you're ok. Thanks for letting us know. :)

Hope said...

Hi Everyone!

Rhonda, Freddie, Olivia, Melinda, Dottie and Leni....

Thanks for checking on the Texas girls!!

I do live in the Dallas area. Fortunately my family and friends are safe and sound.
It was a scary afternoon to say the least. Our daughter was in a lockdown at school for 2 hours. Hubby was flying home from Knoxville on the company jet and was diverted to Tyler...a few hours away. He just got in after renting a car to drive home.
12 tornadoes in Dallas and surrounding areas....it is a miracle there was no loss of life.

Olivia..,I am relieved you are okay too.

Sweet dreams Roseland

olivia said...

Dear Hope,
Been peeking in to see how y'all were. Thank goodness you and your family are all safe and sound and finally all home together. How very scary for everyone, especially having your daughter at school under a severe weather lockdown. It's amazing how those twisters just skipped all around the DFW area. Bless your hub's heart, that was definitely not a calm and easy trip home. Some thunderstorms are just now starting to roll into my area. I can hear thunder in the distance. Take care and have a peaceful night. I'm settling in to read for a while.
((Hugs))

Kenzz said...

Hope & Olivia: So very relieved to hear you're ok...

DreamerKind said...

Also, very glad that our Roselanders are safe tonight, too. This strange weather pattern looks like it is here for a while.

(Hugs)

Mint said...

Hi Rose,

I was just waiting for this post and see what you'd say about Rob and Kristen. You didn't disappoint. ;)

Love reading your blog.

Dottie said...

Thanks for checking in, Hope. So glad you are safe, despite having such a stressful day.

DreamerKind said...

For Rhonda

Do You Love An Apple

The Secret Sisters (starts @ .24):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWzhSYLHAFM

Do you love an apple
Do you love a pear
Do you love a laddie
With curly brown hair

Why yes, I love him
I'll never deny him
I'll always love him
'til the day that I die

Before I got married
I wore a black shawl
But after I married
I wore bugger all

He stands on the corner
Fag in his mouth
His hands in his pockets
He whistles me out

Do you love an apple
Do you love a pear
Do you love a laddie
With curly brown hair

Why yes, I love him
I'll never deny him
I'll always love him
'til the day that I die

Thank you/TheSecretSistersVEVO

DreamerKind said...

From Rhonda

Hip To My Heart

The Band Perry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEKVdo-fQWY

I like your lips
Like I like my Coca-Cola, yeah
Oh how it pops and fizzes

You like my shirt
Like I like it when you hold my hand
The way it fits
Has got me feeling lucky

Lookie who is comin', who!
You got that somethin'
Boy I wanna be where you are,
And I'm gunnin' for ya'

Can't even fall for some other man,
'Cause brother, man you know how
To get hip to my heart
C'mon now!

All the girls in town
Look you up and look you down
I know so c'mon
And pick your kitten
Purr, baby, purr

Go ahead and say the word
Let's go!
I think I'm the one you're diggin'
Got me feeling lucky
Tell me now
Who? Who?

You play it cool
You play it so cool
And what am I supposed to do
When you play it so cool
And I got the hots for you

You know how to get hip to my heart
I said, you know how
To get hip to my heart

Thank you/TheBandPerryFan

DreamerKind said...

Rhonda's Kind

That Kind Of Love

Allison Krauss:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz96GNgjSfU

Who would sell their soul for love?
Or waste one tear on compromise
Should be easy enough
To know a heartache in disguise

But the heart rules the mind
And the going gets rough
Pride takes the fall
When you find that kind of love

I can't help feeling like a fool
Since I lost that place inside
Where my heart knew its way

And my soul was ever wise
Once innocence was lost
There was not faith enough
Still my heart held on
When it found that kind of love

Though beauty is rare enough
Still we trust
Somehow we'll find it there
With no guarantee
It seems to me
At least it should be fair

But if it's only tears and pain
Isn't it still worth the cost
Like some sweet saving grace
Or a river we must cross

If we don't understand
What this life is made of
We learn the truth
When we find that kind of love

Cause when innocence is lost
There is not faith enough
We learn the truth
When we find that kind of love

Thank you/whedonobsessed

DreamerKind said...

You Already Know

Bombay Bicycle Club:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OT2M1r-XyM

The moment we forgot we were
Just good friends
I moved my arm

Her face went red again
One more bus home
Another silent weekend

Said love was painted gold
Like all things growing old
The paint peels and slowly falls
You already know

Looking out the glass
Always sit together
We both know
We could be

Someone better
Not with our heads
Like London weather

Said love was painted gold
Like all things growing old
The paint peels and slowly falls
You already know

Thank you/awwalex

wig4usc said...

Surfer Rob blew me away, who would have thunk it??? And, even though its sunny, that water is really, really cold. He gets all kinds of credit from me for braving the cold Pacific. I grew up with it and won't go in until August! :)

DreamerKind said...

Escape In The Afternoon

French Films:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKH75Dl58GE&feature=related

Take me
Anywhere you could imagine
And faithfully I will break
The prison I was born in

Oh take me
Anywhere the sun shines
Away the harms of mankind
Off my shoulders

'Cause anything
That we were meant to be
Was lost but I want

To escape in the afternoon
To see the youth
Run through my hands

Sometimes I miss
My old friends in my hometown
But don't take me
Anywhere it makes me

To dream about a life
Without a past with you
And anything that
We were said to be

Was ruled in the juvenile
Grey industry mind
Now do you see yourself
That way

When everything they wanted to be
The better people
On a map of turning backs
Oh I'd just like to try to breathe

'Cause anything that we were
Meant to be
Was lost

And I want to escape
In the afternoon
To see the youth
Run through my hands

Thank you/kvnlht

DreamerKind said...

This hack's, going back, to pack, something from a sack, back into another.

As I sip some Baileys.

Checking in after, All.

ali mac said...

So glad to see everyone is safe from the tornados!! It was my first thought when I seen it on the news.

Off to work for the day, I will check in later xo

DreamerKind said...

Time for sleeping and keeping the peace.

Hugs for Rose, Smitty, Gruff, Syd and Sillies.

Birdie said...

DK the DJ,
You did not disappoint last night. Thanks for the suggestions,Rhonda.
A request,something from The Civil Wars?

Glad our Texas Sweethearts are safe and sound.

Have a lovely day Roseland!

angelica1 said...

Hi Everyone.

I just love seeng them both look so rested and happy.They work hard and deserve to slow down and just enjoy life for a bit.

Relieved to hear all of our ladies survived the storms. I can't quite believe I was out in shorts last weekend and I'm now back to boots and scarves!

Liza - Great to see you drop in :)

Annie said...

Morning all.

Hope and Olivia: So happy to read that you and your families are safe.

Take care everybody.
-------------------------

@Rachel: Really? Seriously?
Enjoy your downtime like Rob and Kristen are, instead of creating drama.

Rhonda said...

Morning..

DK- thank you so much for the songs. You are the best! Our very own FGM/Dj extraordinaire :)

Hope & Olivia- so happy to hear you're both safe ((Hugs))

olivia said...

A foggy and cool morning, but all is calm. Prayers and wishes for help and solace for those affected by all the storms.

((Hugs)) again to Hope, Rhonda, Freddie, Melinda, Leni, Dottie, Kenzz, DK, Ali Mac, Birdie, Angelica, Annie and all of the lovely Roseland people.
Hugs for Smitty, Gruff and Syd.
Take care.

Leni said...

Hope and Olivia - so glad that you and your families are safe!

Have a great day everybody :)

Hope said...

Hi Everyone!

It's a beautiful day in Dallas. YAY!

Thanks for all your sweet wishes.
Have a happy day!

ali mac said...

ANGELICA, I know what you mean about the weather, last week we were BBQ are dinner and last night we had the fire lit and it was snowing outside!! (it didn't lie thank goodness) Mad weather everywhere :)

ali mac said...

oops "our" not "are" duh!