Rob and Kristen- Under the Microscope

Rob and Kristen!!!

1. Can you imagine living your life under such scrutiny

as Rob and Kristen?

Can you imagine having your picture taken...

Thousands of times

and then having people blow up each pixel

looking for flaws?

"Oh look a pimple!"

"Is that dandruff?"

"She has earwax!!"

Seriously.

So many pictures of Rob and Kristen are taken at events...

And what do people focus on?

The ones where their eyes are half open

or they are making a funny face because

in that split second...

They decided to breathe or blink.

Big Green Eyes... and they're as wide as the moon.

I think Kristen looks GORGEOUS here...

Look at that FACE.

And her eyes...

Well...

We all know what Robert thinks of them

Heh.

And lets talk about this 'event' that happened on Friday.

Kristen went to Paul McCartney's Video premiere.

Big Brouhaha (and really ha ha ha)

And OH MY!

So much fucking drama.

Let me count the ways!

1. Kristen wasn't with Rob!

I guess the surgery separating them at the hip worked!

Let's all forget how many times in the past weeks

that Rob and Kristen were seen together canoodling

and being all sweet and cute

(And really... Rob flew to Paris for her!!)

Let's just forget all the sightings of them being close

and holding hands and being Rob and Kristen.

YES.

Let's just focus on the fact that Kristen went to 

a work related event

(But damn... PAUL McCARTNEY!!! I want that job!!)

And Robert didn't turn up on her arm.

OH WOE IS ME!

As usual...

All past togetherness is negated so the 

Nervous Nellies who need constant

reassurance of the most fucking obvious relationship

can fuss and fret over where Rob was

and of course...

As SOON as Kristen or Rob show up anywhere 

without the other...

We get "THEY BROKE UP"

But wait... it gets better.

Where's the Ring! The RING??

2. The end of the world is upon us!!

Kristen wasn't wearing her rings!

APOCALYPSE!

ARMAGEDDON!

How can we possibly go on?

How??

The most amusing part of all this...

Is both sides of the lunatic fringe

put so much importance on Kristen's jewelry.

As much as the Scared Shippers cling to their

hopes and dreams of the meaning of the 'rings'

So do the Nasty Ninnies.

They notice what Kristen is wearing probably 

more than ANYONE.

"The better to criticize, my dear".

So when Kristen shows up without the all important

band of gold

(Is there a song in there somewhere?)

They cling to it as proof of a broken relationship.

And then next time Kris is wearing the rings?

Back to square one.

(Oh... and don't forget about the 'new' necklace. Bwahaha)

Round and Round you go...

Adorkable: See Robert Pattinson

He's just walking...

3. I said it on Twitter...

And it bears repeating

Robert on the set of REMEMBER ME

was one of the best Roberts EVER.

And walking Robert on the set of REMEMBER ME?

Well.

Suffice to say...

I'm feeling a little bit like the Wicked Witch

from the Wizard of Oz

What a world... what a world.

Truth is fucking Truth.

4. And is it possible?

Could it be?

MORE DRAMA?

Lunatic Fringe

There are going to be reshoots for BD2.

OH
MY
GOD!!!
How desperate is Summit for PR?

They are pretending to have reshoots

just so they can attach themselves to Cosmopolis!

At least that's what the Fringe would have you believe.

It's not strange at all to have to go back and do 

this sort of thing.

They have done it before.

Other movies have done it.

BD2 is 7 months away from release.

It's part of movie making.

The REAL problem is that Rob and Kristen

will be together on set again...

being Edward and Bella.

And that grates on the Fringe.

They pretend like Twilight is all over...

and act like there still isn't another movie still to come.

Fools.

Besides...

Rob and Kristen don't need anything to bring 

them together.

They already are together

in every way...

that matters.

I want to be Kristen!

So no amount of voodoo hating

on Rob and Kristen 

is going to change that.

EVER.

5. There really are a lot of silly names in this fandom.

The worst being 

Robsten

Nonsten

Nonbert

I can tolerate "Robsten" (barely)

only because it represents 2 people

who are very much together...

and in love.

But Nonsten... Nonbert?

Different sides of the same coin.

NO Kristen. NO Robert.

Hate is hate.

Whether its Rob or Kristen

It's pathetic.

Hating on either of them is never going to change

how they live their life.

Being a NON seems to give you the entitlement

to decide who/what is best for Rob and Kristen.

Like you have a say in what they do

And how they do it.

Sorry.

NONsense.

Rob and Kristen seem to have it figured out...

They've been doing just fine the last three years.

They don't want or need your input.

The BEST is yet to come

and won't that be fine...

You think you've seen the sun

But you ain't seen it shine.

Serious Sturridge

6. I love these pics of Tom from a modeling shoot.

He's all shaggy and serious...

And the pic on the left looks like it was taken

by Matthew Brady...

(Please tell me you know who I'm referring to...)

See what I mean?

He's kinda famous for taking pics of the 16th president...

(Please tell me you know who I'm referring to)

Which brings us back to my original thought.

I adore Thomas Sturridge whether he has a beard or not.

Whether he's serious or smiling

(although his smile breaks my heart)

And I'm hoping against hope

(is that possible?)

That Thomas goes to Cannes for OTR.

With Kristen.

And Robert.

And well...

Maybe I will just stop there.

Enough poking fun of the drama for today.

Nudge. Nudge.

Final thought?

Robert and Kristen

Are in Los Feliz

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First comes love

Then comes...

Well... You know how it goes.

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And by birthday presents.

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Until next time.

Bye for now