Rob and Kristen- We Belong to You and Me

The Fringe.

I don't have a lot to say today...

Yeah.. I know... I've said that before.

But I suppose it's all been said before.

Is there such a thing as original thought?

Not if you are the Loony-Tick Fringe.

People are 'gearing' up for Cannes..

Hoping that Rob and Kristen

(and for me personally... Thomas)

Not only go this year...

But walk the red carpet together.

Why work yourself up into a foaming lather

over things that you have no control over?

If they do go and hang out together on camera?

Fucking great.

If they don't?

You know they are hanging out together just not 

in front of a camera.

Heh.

The Fringe is already making excuses as to why they

would be there together.

PR of course.

They are prepping for this moment...

trying to find some solace in pretending they don't 

care and that it's all part of the plan.

Uh huh.

Sure.

It will fucking KILL them if Rob and Kristen

show up together.

They have been zealously clinging to a HollywoodShit story

about Rob and Kristen 

 “having a clause in their Twilight contracts that they can only appear together

 at a Twilight themed red carpet together. 

Twilight kind of owns some of their appearances 

they do together until Breaking Dawn is 100% completed.”

Uh huh.

Sure.

And them showing up in Cannes to promote

Cosmopolis and OTR

is "Twilight related" ?

Of course it is!

Any time Rob and Kristen show up together

outside of Twilight promotion...

It has to be for SUMMIT!!!

It must be scary to have multiple personalities

and get confused as to which one said what.

Very scary.

Anyway...

What will be 

Will be.

And finally...

I always get these ALL SHOUTY CAPS EMAILS

showing me pictures of 

Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev

being all cute and coupley.

And hey guess what?

I think they are adorable!

I happen to LOVE Vampire Diaries

and watch it all the time.

Yes.

Ian and Nina are all kinds of cute together.

But my SHOUTY CAPS email seems to think that

that is the ONLY way to be in a relationship in public

AND

that I will NEVER EVER SEE

ROBERT AND KRISTEN BE LIKE THEM IN PUBLIC.

Well.

1. Just because SHOUTY CAPS seems to think

that Ian and Nina wrote the relationship book

doesn't matter.

Rob and Kristen live their lives

and handle their relationship

the way they want to.

And it's worked out pretty damn good so far.

But I think SHOUTY CAPS should feel free

to being as intimate and loving as she wants

in her own relationship and maybe stop 

SHOUTING about a relationship she has no say in.

Robert and Kristen have been plenty adorable

and affectionate 'outside' of work too...

People will always claim that its "PR"

but the Fringe needs to cling to that.

I always get...

"YOU NEVER SEE ROB AND KRISTEN BEING ANYTHING

EXCEPT HOSTILE AND ANGRY WHEN THEY ARE TOGETHER

YOU NEVER SEEM THEM SMILING AND AFFECTIONATE."

Really?

Well...

Obviously...

Robert and Kristen are quite taken with each other

Dare I say it?

Could it be? 

LOVE?

Of course it is!

You don't hang around this much with someone

You don't get this up close and personal with someone

You don't forsake ALL others for over 3 years

Unless you want to be with them.

Robert wants to be with Kristen.

Kristen wants to be with Robert.

Case closed.

I guess the Fringe don't own any truth handling gloves...

I imagine the PR handling gloves are pretty tight

and might be constricting blood flow to the brain.

Isn't it a pity?

Isn't it a shame?

This post is brought to you by Robert and Kristen.

They are together.

As always.

And by Thomas Sturridge.

Whom I adore.

Please go to Cannes, Thomas...

Please.

And I will leave you with some song lyrics

that I heard last night...

From "How Deep is Your Love"

(The BeeGees)

How deep is your love

I really need to learn 

'Cause we're living in a world of fools 

Breakin’ us down

When they all should let us be

We belong to you and me

Until next time.

Bye for now