Déjà vu

November 2008

August 2014

I'll admit it, OK?

I like this Rob.

The shaggy 

scruffy

wrinkled

slightly greasy

disheveled 

unbuttoned

guy

who pulls his fingers through his hair.

I've missed him.

I never really thought we would see him again

to be honest...

Because 'new' Rob was polished

and styled

and yes... handsome.

And don't get me wrong.

That Rob is wonderful.

(oh how I love him in a suit and tie)

But man oh man

I like 2008 Rob.

There's a sentimental spot

in my heart for this guy.

It makes me remember when being in this fandom

was a good thing.

A fun thing.

OK then.

Enough nostalgia.

Couple of thoughts.

1. LOTS of screeching and howling over this.

(And not just from the usual ovary bursting)

I mean...

my ears are fucking bleeding.

Or would that be my eyes?

Either way... get the fuck over it.

This quote seemed to upset people...

“Shit happens, you know?” he laughs. 

“It’s just young people… it’s normal! And honestly, who gives a shit?”

Was he 'dissing' Kristen?

Was he making light of the whole situation?

What was the question?

Does anyone give a shit?

Was he trying to say... "MOVE THE FUCK ON"?

First off.

Rob would never insult Kristen.

So...scratch that one off the list.

Second off.

Why is he still being asked about this SHIT

2 years later?

Third off.

'It's normal'

Do you really believe that?

Does Rob really believe that?

Fourth off.

Who gives a shit?

Maybe magazines and interviewers

need to focus on the subject at hand.

That would be Rob.

Not Kristen.

Not 2012.

Are you new here?

You do realize that everything out of Rob's mouth

should be taken with a block of salt... Right?

Is there some truth to what he says?

I don't know.

Is he allergic to vaginas?

It's a fucking print interview

where you don't get to see Rob actually answer

any questions.

We've been through this SO many times before

And shall go through it again.

So why do people get so bent on this stuff?

But I will say one serious thing here...

People (Rags, Hags and Mags)

really need to let 2012 go.

If you're a fan of Rob's...

Discussing it doesn't help him.

If you're bringing it up over and over again

praying at the alter of those 50 pictures..

Still wallowing in your bitter hatred for Kristen

You need to look at how it affects him...

being that you're a 'true' fan of Rob and all.

Did you see the headlines after the Esquire interview came out?

It wasn't about The Rover.

It wasn't about his career.

No.

It was all about Kristen and 2012.

"Rob finally opens up about the break up"

"Rob talks about Kristen's cheating"

"Rob tells Esquire he doesn't 'give a shit'"

You see what I mean?

How is that good for Rob?

Rob has gotten GREAT reviews for The Rover

THAT should be the fucking headline.

He's worked hard for his future...

Isn't it time we all focused on it?

2. I adore her.

I get a lot of shit on Twitter

and in ALL CAPS emails

because I talk about Kristen

when my blog is 

"Robert Pattinson Intoxication"

Stop asking me to change the name.

It ain't gonna happen.

I think I've made it pretty obvious for the past 6 years

that I'm a fan of BOTH of them.

And if I want to talk about Kristen...

I will.

And if I want to pontificate about the 

glory of Tom Sturridges incredible blue eyes

I will!

Because...

(You know it's coming)

Its. My. Fucking. Blog.

Nanner 

Nanner

Boo

Boo

3. (is it 3? I've been rambling a bit, haven't I?)

If you believe in Rob and Kristen.

Why must you be so... desperate to prove it?

"Rob and Kristen are married with a baby. It's a FACT."

Um.

No. It's not.

Saying something doesn't make it a fact.

Saying you know someone who says its true

doesn't make it a fact.

Facts are proven.

I'm completely on this ship...

Full fucking steam ahead.

I BELIEVE that Rob and Kristen

are still completely connected

and in each others lives.

I BELIEVE that people would be 

shocked and surprised

at just how deep that connection is.

I BELIEVE they still love each other.

I BELIEVE.

I don't believe that Rob flew to Japan

and then turned around and flew back to LA

just so he could fly to London

all to mess with the paps.

Really?

I don't believe there is a hidden marriage

that begot a hidden pregnancy

that then became a hidden baby.

Really?

I don't believe Kristen signed on to do 

movie after movie

knowing she was going to give birth

and I don't believe she then gave birth

between scenes

and gamely went back to work.

Who would do that?

And Why?

I don't believe the Paps are in some sort of 

conspiracy to hide this marriage/baby from the public

just because they don't want it to be true.

They would be all over this shit.

They would LOVE that story.

I don't believe that someone has a friend

who knows someone's neighbor whose cousin

works for Kristen

who is conveniently spilling intimate details

about Rob and Kristen's lives

that just so happens to back up absurd claims.

I would love it all to be true.

All of it.

Marriage.

Babies.

Happily ever after.

And maybe someday

(soon)

It will be.

But right now?

I get the impression that they want us to focus 

on their careers.

So much to be excited about.

So many movies coming out.

So many movies still to be made.

This is GOOD stuff.

Real stuff.

Read their interviews 

(with the salt shaker handy)

Go see their movies.

Enjoy the gorgeous pictures...

Because 

Hot Damn

They are pretty people.

(And I want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.)

I've said it once

and I'm sure I will say it a million more times.

LIGHTEN UP, FRANCIS.

It will be OK.

I promise.

This post is brought to you by

the letter T

T for Tom Sturridge

I fucking adore him.

And wasn't it all kinds of sweet and wonderful

that he and Marcus showed up for Rob's Rover BFI screening?

That's essential Tom.

True blue friend

Honest.

Loyal.

And always there for support.

There are so many wonderful things happening

with Rob and Kristen right now..

Be happy.

Until next time.

Bye for now.