Hearsay

Well.

Long time no fucking see... huh?

Damn.

This summer has been so incredibly busy

that I haven't had much of a chance to write my name

much less a blog post.

Miss me?
No?

Hahahaha.

OK... OK.

I was catching up on my emails

and decided to share a few with you...

my faithful readers.

99.99999% of these emails are real.
My experts have determined that
by measuring the circumference of the words
that start with the letter C.
They then multiply that number with the
longitude and latitude of your location
on October 23, 2013.

Simple, right?

Dear Rose:

Why do you insist on calling yourself a 'fan of both'

You clearly favor Kristen over Rob

since she is all you ever talk about.

Your blog name is misleading!

Dear Rose:

You are not a fan of BOTH!!

I don't even think such a thing exists!!

Why don't you just leave Kristen alone and

get back to obsessing over Rob?

You're not fooling anyone!!

Why would I 'pretend' to like both
Rob and Kristen?
What can possibly be gained by lying about it?
I also am a huge fan of Robert Downey Jr...
and Sandra Bullock
Is that a hoax as well?
In bizarro world you can only like
ONE PERSON AT A TIME!!!

And seriously...
What's it to you?

Dear Rose:

Why don't you ever talk about their movies and career?

It seems like all you care about is their non existent relationship.

Isn't it time you moved on?

*sigh*
More fascination with what I talk about.

I do talk about their movies and career

ALL THE TIME.

But I'm not a NEWS blog.

I write down my thoughts and

 opinions about what's going on...

It's kinda what I've been doing since day one.

I do care about their relationship

Because I care about Rob and Kristen.

I can admit it.

I do.

So I'm interested in what they are doing.
Together or Apart.

I think there is still a Together...

And I will 'move on'

when they do.

Haven't seen either one of them do that yet.

I just want them to be happy...

No matter where that leads.

Dear Rose:

What do you think about all the experts and cousins

and sources that are out there?

Do you believe in any of them?
Is there really a baby out there
that we don't know about?

"I don't know anyone who could be a source."

-Robert Pattinson

"“People think they knew a lot about me before.

 They know even less now."

-Kristen Stewart

To quote an 'expert'...

"I did a circumferential measurement of her breasts, bilaterally."

Good.Fucking.Grief.
This is what is called
"Jumping the Shark"

Going a wee bit too far...
It REEKS of desperation.

No. I can't prove these 'experts' don't exist

anymore than anyone can prove they DO.

It's all fucking hearsay.

"information received from other people

 that one cannot adequately substantiate; rumor.

the report of another person's words by a witness, 

usually disallowed as evidence in a court of law."

I'm guessing these "detectives" would even know that much.

Bottom line?

You don't need this bullshit.

You really don't.

If you believe in something... then BELIEVE!
Have some faith.

That's all it takes.
That's all you need.

All the rest is fucking NOISE.

Turn.

It.

Off.

Dear Rose:

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What do you mean?

African or European swallow?

Dear Rose:

What did you expect?

Coffins and dungeons and moats?

No. Not the moats.

Dear Rose:

That's what you dream about?

Being a monster?

I dream about being with you... forever.

Dear Rose:

I don't have the strength to stay away from you anymore.

Then don't.

Dear Rose:

What are your feelings about Robin Williams?

I'm gutted.

Shattered.

I loved him.

I hope he has finally found peace.

I will miss him always.

Dear Rose:

What is it about Rob and walking

that always gets you so worked up?

The guy walks.

So do millions of people.

Big deal.

I rest my case.

Dear Rose:

Do you only like Tom Sturridge because he is friends with Rob?

If I'm being honest...

I'm not sure I would have found Tom on my own.

Six degrees of Robert Pattinson and all that...

So I will be forever grateful to Rob

for introducing me to Tom.
(Thanks Rob!)

That being said?

I love Tom.

I love his movies.

I love his work.

I love his face.

I love his voice.

I love his friendship with Rob and Kristen.

Dear Rose:

The bond forged between us was not one that could be broken
 by absence, distance, or time.
And no matter how much more special or beautiful or brilliant
 or perfect than me he might me, 
he was as irreversibly altered as I was. 
As I would always belong to him, so would he always be mine.
Was that what I'd been trying to tell myself?
"You love me."

The crooked smile I loved best flashed across his face.
 "Truly, I do.”

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This post is brought to you

By the letter L

L for life.

Don't take it for granted for one second.

I recently lost a friend to a horrible illness.

He was young and smart and funny.

And now he's gone.

L for Love

If you find it.

Cherish it

Hold on tight to those you love

Hug them.

Laugh with them.

Live in the moment.

Appreciate what you have.

Peace and Love

to Robin and Bryan.

Always.
Forever.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Now you know. 

Nobody's ever loved anybody as much as I love you. 

- Bella Kristen to Edward Robert