By The Way...

BY THE WAY...

Kristen is better than you.

And by YOU

I mean the bitter asshats who always try to bring her down

and can't fucking stand that she's still here...
Working constantly.
Gloriously smiling and Happy.

Looking more beautiful

and standing stronger than ever.

You know who you are.

BY THE WAY...

Rob WAS at a castle in Scotland.
Looking wonderfully beardy and shaggy.
And Twigs was with him.
(not in this picture...obviously)
So sorry.

Rob is also working
(just got a new movie)
(but I won't get too excited
until he's on set)
(Once bitten, Twice Shy)
He's getting awards
(New Hollywood Award at Deauville Film Festival)
and being a good boy.

And oh yeah...
He's still engaged to Twigs.



BY THE WAY...

I just love this picture of Kristen.

BY THE WAY...

One of my favorite pictures of Rob.



BY THE WAY...




I think "LIFE" looks really interesting.
Rob looks and sounds incredible.
And I hope I will be able to see it in a theater.
I know so many people in this fandom
are on one side or the other...
But I truly want only good things
for BOTH Rob and Kristen.
Why wouldn't I?
Sometimes it's easier to be a fan of one... 

Sometimes the other
but things are always changing and shifting
and new projects are always happening.
That's a good thing.


BY THE WAY...

Kristen on the Woody Allen set.
(work work work)

Is anyone cuter than she is?
I'm thinking...
No.


BY THE WAY...

I was going to mention someone
who talks like she has seen Rob and Kristen's
imaginary children...

And who claims that something
!EPIC!
is going to happen with Rob/Kristen on September 5th.
(good thing they didn't clarify the year
just in case it doesn't work out)
(which it won't)
(but I'm sure there are excuses at the ready)
(the big 'reveal' is always being moved back)

But what else is there to say at this point?

I suggest you please proceed with caution
 try not to get too close
and don't look directly at the cray...

but I would actually recommend

RUNNING AWAY
as fast as you can!


BY THE WAY...

I fucking LOVED American Ultra.
I was thrilled beyond words that I could actually
go see it in a movie theater.
It was a GOOD movie.
Kristen and Jesse were wonderful.
Am I surprised that it didn't become a blockbuster
over the weekend?
It doesn't matter.
As a fan of Rob/Kristen
its just part of the deal.
But I don't care if Susie next door liked it
or some big mouth critic with an axe to grind...
I LOVED IT.
I had fun watching it.
It made me happy.
And that is exactly what I want from a movie!


BY THE WAY...

Does anyone remember these dolls?
Mini Edward.
I was going through boxes in my closest
and lo and behold.
There were 5 altogether...
(Yes-- I know... I know.)
I was always partial to Twilight Edward
especially the one with the sunglasses.
(but if you think about it...
why was a vampire who never went out in the sun
wearing sunglasses?)

So there were
2 from Twilight
2 from New Moon
and one... possibly from Eclipse.
(and what the hell is that pose on the last one?
Did Edward EVER pose like that?)
I'm not sure if they stopped making them
after Eclipse...
Or if I stopped buying.
But it does make me nostalgic
for days gone by
when this fandom was FUN.
And it makes me miss Trixie.


BY THE WAY...

Tom hasn't been seen for a while...
but the last time he looked pretty fucking good.
I adore him.
So much.
Doesn't that shirt look familiar?
I don't think the man parts with any article of clothing...
Ever.

Green Sheep 
Forever.


BY THE WAY...

Rob walking will always be...

Quintessential Rob to me.
Strutting.
Smirking.
Still makes me smile.

No more shipping.
(for now)
(never say never)
No more Robsten.
There's Rob.
And there's Kristen.
And that's OK.

This post is brought to you by
People in the "know"

Those who know... Do not speak.
Those who speak... Do not know.

Until next time.

Bye for now.

Random Thoughts

Sometimes when I have time

(which hasn't been much lately

thank you summer from hell)

 I sift through my emails...

Twitter and read some blogs

And wonder why fandom things 

are so important to some people.

Beyond important.

Like...

Life and death important.

It's fucking serious and this is

Their fucking job important.

They will cry for you

die for you

important.

It's just a fandom.

That's all.

You live.

You learn.

And hopefully the lunatic fringe

will someday learn

that this shit doesn't matter.
Not really.

I learned it 3 years ago.

After being too invested in 2 people

and a relationship.

That wasn't mine.
It's like I woke up.

It's entertainment.

Camaraderie.

It's a hobby.

And shouldn't it be enjoyable?

Shouldn't it be about the laughs?

The fangirling over new projects?

If you're not having fun...

and find yourself angry and defensive 

ALL THE TIME

Why are you still here?

There was a lot of talk about photoshopping recently.

Well...not just recently.

It seems that every time there are pics 

of Rob/Twigs

or with anything that doesn't fit the "agenda"

THE PICS ARE FAKE!!!

(or old, staged... etc etc)

Take this one.

Supposedly this is a manipulated picture.

But why?

Rob walking to a car?

I can see how this is a damning picture

and why someone would want to change it!

If people are going to mess with pictures...

why wouldn't they at least be a bit creative?

Like maybe him and Twigs making out or something?

Hmmm.

I think I will add an extra hand to his reflection!

That's it! FOOLED YA!!!

Everyone will believe Rob is with Twigs now!!!

*insane cackling*

A pic of Beyonce walking by a car...

LOOKY THERE!

There's like a person with 3 faces in the reflection!

Why would they do that???

Are the paps manipulating everyone's pictures??

Or maybe with the curvature of the car

and the refraction of the light and movement...

stuff just gets bent and twisted in the reflection?

Could it be something as logical and simple as that?

Could it??

Can you imagine going thru endless pics
and trying to prove they are fake?

I'm not sure what people even get out

of all the lying and making shit up.

Fandom notoriety?

Hits on their blogs?

Attention they are lacking in their 'real' lives?

It reeks of needy desperation.
Truly.

Personally?

I'm 99.9% certain that Rob and Kristen

are no longer together

(And haven't been in over two years)

and most definitely have no children

(There has been zero evidence to tell me otherwise.)

I was on the "Robsten" ship for a LONG ass time.

And it took a fucking lot to get me off of it.

A lot.
I had to be pushed.

I held on as long as I could.

I loved them as a couple.

Nobody championed them harder than me. 

I loved watching them be in love.

Because I'm a sucker for that kinda stuff.

But when the party's over...

Its fucking over.

You know?

You have to accept it.

How about we promote this...

Because AMERICAN ULTRA is going to 

fucking rock.

Or how about EQUALS

(And fucking A if this picture doesn't make me angsty for this movie)

And Childhood of a Leader

(And yes... Beardy shaggy Rob is a good Rob)

BOTH being premiered at the

Venice Film Festival!

Bottom line?

Rob and Kristen are much more than Robsten.

They always have been.

I look back now...

and see that it had to happen this way.
It was full of drama
and it wasn't easy...
But change seldom is.

Both Rob and Kristen need to be known

For their career choices... As actors.

Not just a relationship.

And look at Kristen now!

She's so fucking bright and shiny 

and slaying the whole damn world.

And seriously

Has she EVER looked fucking better

or happier?

Can't you fucking GIVE her that?

And Rob...

He's going at his own pace.

And that's OK too.

It's what he wants to do.

It's where he wants to be.

They are both where they want to be.

Are they happy?

I hope so.

I think so.

And that's all we need to know.

This post is brought to you by

My constant admiration of Thomas Sturridge.

He might be going through stuff right now.

But I have to believe he will be all right.

Life does go on.

And this post is also brought to you by

Cecil the Lion.

It breaks my heart that he was stalked and hunted

for his fur... for fun.

A magnificent beautiful animal.

Can't people look at him and see he has feelings?

That he deserves to live as much as you or I?

He wasn't just a trophy.

Another inanimate object that you can kill

and hang on your wall.

The man who killed him willfully slaughtered him.

I say we take this dentist out in the wilderness...

lure him out of safety with false promise

Shoot him with a bow 

and then hunt him for days

until we finally shoot him 

skin him.

behead him.

Is that too harsh?

Possibly.

But maybe if these asshole hunters

Who kill for the thrill knew what it was like

To be stalked and hunted...

Knew the pain and agony that Cecil had to endure...

Maybe... Just maybe

They would realize that all living creatures have 

A fucking right to be here on this earth.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Random Reflections

I thought I would just write about

what I have observed this week in the fandom...

1.Fucking BRILLIANT American Ultra Trailer.

Seriously?

How fucking AWESOME was this trailer??

I adore Jesse Eisenberg

and I Love LOve LOVe LOVE

that he and Kristen were together in this movie.

Wonderful Chemistry.

And Kristen?

Badass.

Gorgeous.

This trailer did exactly what it was meant to do...

Made me crazy anxious to see this movie.

You gotta admit

Kristen's career is on FIRE

The girl is working her ass off

and it's paying off

BIG TIME.

This is what being a fan is all about...

Getting to watch someone you adore

on the big screen

fucking slaying everyone.

2. The Baby Brigade

And their ongoing convoluted conspiracy theories

and irrational excuses trying to explain why

Rob and Kristen

Haven't been seen together in 2 years.

(And with other people)

And how in the world Kristen and Rob managed to be married

And not only have 1 baby

Completely unbeknownst to the entire world...

(And completely invisible for over a year)

But also managing to be like 15 months pregnant with #2.

Not sure how 2 of the most papped celebrities have fooled everyone

For so long

Except of course... Those who have insider cousins

And wear tin foil hats...

And will believe anyone as long as it's what you 

want to hear.

F.U.B.A.R.

Big Time.

3. Kristen And Alicia.

I'm indifferent about the nature
of Kristen's relationship with Alicia.
(Kinda how I feel about Rob and Twigs)
People can speculate all they want...
But it's Kristen's life and she's
living it the way she wants to.

But I do have to say one thing.
Alicia gives me Nikki Reed kinda vibes.
Yeah...
Kinda Deja Vu-ish

Clingy
Needy

Thirsty.

I don't know.

And this isn't 'hate' directed at Nikki or Alicia

Just an observation...


4. Rob.

There hasn't been much to write about Rob lately.

He wore a red nose for charity

Which was all kinds of cute.
He's in a movie.
He's not.
Wait he is.

But then maybe not.
I don't like getting caught up in the details
of shit like that.
I prefer to wait until he's actually on set.
Then I get excited.
And then I have to wait forever to actually see the movie.
Like "LIFE"
whats the deal with that one?

Anyway.
Rob still looks good walking...
So that is always a GOOD thing.
Even with orange Nikes.

5. Tom

I still adore him.
Completely.

Green. Sheep.
Forever.

This post is brought to you by...

Pinocchio

A lie keeps growing and growing
 until it's as plain as the nose on your face.

And just because you keep telling yourself
that something is true...
Doesn't make it so.

Until next time.

Bye for now.