Robert Pattinson Intoxication: Camp X-Ray

1. Kristen was FANTASTIC in CAMP X-RAY!!!

I loved it.

I loved her.

I loved Peyman Moaadi.

I loved how Kristen can always make me feel

and think... and cry.

2. Rob was AWESOME in The Rover.

I finally got a chance to see it.

And I will admit... Bleak, futuristic stories

aren't usually my cup of tea...

Rob was wonderful.

Believable.

And yeah... He made me cry, too.

Isn't it wonderful that BOTH

Rob and Kristen

are taking on challenging roles

and getting praise for them?

3. Rob has a new girlfriend.

He does.

You don't have to like it... or her
I don't really care where you stand.

But it is what it is.

He was seen holding hands and smiling

and shopping and stuff.

Now...

I will admit that I would prefer

he was hanging out with Kristen

But hey

Rob doesn't take my advice on who he dates.

As far as Twigs go...

I remain indifferent.

She just doesn't matter to me.

Sorry.

She's spending time with Rob

So I'm supposed to automatically

behave like some of the "Rob Only" fans out there

who SWOOOON and cream their panties over her
and act like her biggest fans?
Yeah. Sure.
(No)

Because let's be honest

They don't give a fuck who Rob holds hands with...

as long as it's NOT KRISTEN.
(You know its true.)

I'm not going to hate on Twigs.
I have no reason to.
Besides...
That's such a Nonsten/Nonbert thing to do.
And who wants to be bitter and angry
all the damn time like they are?

To each their own.

4. Kristen is in a GREAT place.

Did you listen to her interview with Josh?

She was happy and relaxed and funny.

She looks incredible.

She's getting FANfuckingTASTIC reviews for her movies.

In a recent interview she said:

"I'm really happy right now, overly happy," she says. "I'm definitely not looking furtively — I like to look around at (things). I feel great. I'm not overcoming fear right now."

"I'm super happy and challenged and inspired and relaxed."

Does she sound like someone who is crying and miserable?
Like someone who is pining away for anyone?

Let me answer that.

NO.

"It's silly.

(Outside judgment) is so transparently a projection.

It's so insular.

It has nothing to do with me.

It's everyone else's hangups."

5. Rob in back in Toronto!!

Idol's Eye!

Robert De Niro!!!

Shaggy is BACK

BIG TIME.

(not sure what to make of that shirt, though...)

I'm glad Rob is back on set
and I can't wait to see
what he will look like in character.
And can't WAIT to see all that hair
he is hiding under that beanie...

6. When are the Baby Brigade going to admit they lied?
Rob and Kristen are NOT married with a child.

Isn't that painfully obvious by now?
Instead of admitting that they have been
mind fucking their followers
What do they do?
Well... of course they keep lying!

"Rob is helping Twigs career!"
"Rob and Kristen are Twig's agents!"
"Rob was dealing with a spoiled diva
so that's why he was with her all week"
"Rob is just with Twigs to get attention
away from Kristen and SweetPea"
"Rob and Kristen are just fine!"

Jesus.

Rob and Kristen aren't 'together'.
Say it.
Out loud.
Say it.

Stop with this bullshit.
Rob isn't cheating on Kristen.
Rob isn't hanging out with Twigs
as some sort of PR move for her career.
Rob is dating Twigs.
What happens when Kristen starts dating someone?
Then what?

People need to stop using PR
as their GO TO excuse.
Rob and Kristen were PR.
Rob and Twigs are PR.
Kristen and Nic are PR.

(How many times did I type PR?)
(How many times did I type Twigs?)

It's a TIRED and PATHETIC excuse
to explain away things you don't want to accept.

This post is brought to you by Shippers.

I will always have hope for
Rob and Kristen.
Always.
I love Love.
But that's it.
One ship.
Only ship.

Even if Kristen starts hanging out
with Nicholas Hoult
(who I think is quite cute)
Or anyone else for that matter...
I'm not shipping it.
Nope.

And isn't it amusing how the
"NONSTENS" have now become the SHIPPERS?
BWAHAHAHA.
Sorry.
But that is funny shit.
All the talk of the EPIC LURVEEEEEE!