Rob and Kristen- Desperation

“That if desperate times call for desperate measures,

 then I'm free to act as desperately as I wish.” 

― Suzanne Collins

This post is about Desperation.

Because this fandom REEKS of it.

Not just one side...

ALL sides.

Did you ever just read stuff and find

yourself making faces and shaking your head?

That's me.

ALL THE TIME.

Whether it be other blogs, tumblr or twitter.

(and man oh man there are some doozies out there) 

(and on another completely different note...

how fucking cool is the word doozie?)

Let's get started, shall we?

1. Bobby Long got married.

I was ambivalent about the whole thing

to be perfectly honest.

Sure.

I've heard all the chatter about his bride.

She hates Kristen.

She wrote obsessive fanfic about Rob.

Yada Yada Yada.

But in all sincerity...

If Rob wasn't there

would anyone really have cared?

Doubt it.

But then...

Bobby's Bride

(the one smiling at Rob in the above picture)

found the need to go on Twitter

and shush out any nay-sayers.

On her honeymoon.

See...

If I just got married to the man of my dreams

and the best man was also the man of my dreams...

(You see what I did there?)

Would Twitter even be on your

to-do list?
Shouldn't you be to-doing something else?

Be that has it may...
(to each their own and all that)

She got a bit upset at some descriptions of herself

so she fired back.

Some troll mentioned that Rob's 'wife' wasn't there

and she said...

"too bad his little wife couldn't make it"

Well.

Bang. Zoom.

To the fucking moon, Alice.

Here's where the desperation comes in...

"She confirmed that Rob is married!!"

"She was obviously being sarcastic!"

What did she mean???
Who knows.
She deleted her account right after.

If I were you...
I would bring in those buckets of salt.
Just a thought.

I truly hope that Bobby
is deliriously happy.
Congrats.

2. We also got plenty of pictures

of Rob and Kristen

out and about with friends.

People looked at Rob and gushed about

how HAPPY he looked and how nice it was that 

he gets to hang out with his friends!!

(quick note: TOM!)

People looked at Kristen and gushed about

what a lesbian she is and why does she have to

hang out with her friends!!

I mean... fucking REALLY?

How does this double standard work exactly?

Why is it that everything from
t-shirts to jewelry is some
EPIC SIGN OF LOVE
when its about Kristen and Alicia
but not when its about Kristen and Rob?
Um. OK.

As for the desperation?

Kristen haters want her so so so(so so so so so)

desperately to be a lesbian.

Because if Kristen is GAY

(not that there's anything wrong with that)

then she never ever ever was intimate with Rob!

It was fake. PR!

But alas...

Kristen hasn't ever done anything remotely 'gay'.
Clothes and haircuts (for work)
and walking with friends of the same sex
does not a lesbian make.
And let's face it...
that's all you got.

3. Rob and Kristen.

Why is the fandom so desperate?

Because right now... everything is kinda in limbo.
Rob and Kristen haven't been seen together.

 Rob or Kristen haven't stepped out with anyone else.
(Not counting all the girls Rob has dated just by walking next to them)

So everything is wide open to interpretation.
Speculation.

When I first came into this fandom way

way way

fucking way back...

I didn't even know what a 'shipper' was.

And when I found out that...

"they believe two characters should or will be together

 (The characters can be from anything: 

Books, Movies, Television, Video Games, and even Actors/Actresses). 

It is not limited to the couple actually happening, 

a person can ship something just because they enjoy the possibility

 of them getting together or even just because 

they think they would look good together."

I was like...

That ain't me.

No way.

No fucking how.

I didn't 'ship' Rob and Kristen

because they were a real couple!

But over the course of time...

and fandom experience

I realize that I am indeed a shipper.

Because I want Rob and Kristen 

TOGETHER.

I do.

Seeing them happy in love made me happy.

I love... Love.

I'm a first class passenger on this ship.

I'm packed and ready for the long haul.

(fuck... it's already been 6 years)

But its a one way ticket.

Do not pass Go.

Do not collect $200.

(what does that even mean??)

That's what the desperation is about.

So many don't want Rob and Kristen to be together

So many do.

I'm a DO.

BIG TIME DO.

FOREVER DO.

And no matter what happens down the road.

Rob and Kristen will always be a DO.

Because love is fucking long.

This post is brought to you by...

Tom Sturridge

I adore him.

Completely.

So please stop using him as some sort of

'example' and comparing his parenting to Rob's.

There is no comparison.

Here's why:

Sienna was in fact... pregnant.

Tom is a real parent.

We've seen them together with their gorgeous daughter.

There are many pictures of Tom and Marlowe.

There are no pictures where Kristen

ever looked pregnant.

Rob isn't a parent.

We have never seen a picture

of any baby... or any baby related anything.

They are 2 of the most Papped people right now

and not one inkling ever of a baby.

Neither Rob or Kristen behave

as if they have a newborn daughter at home.

And remember...
"By the way nobody knows.
NOBODY knows what the fuck is going on"

Kristen said it.
Listen to her...
or listen to your bullshit 'experts'
(who have never produced one shred of proof)

I know where I stand.

Until next time.

Bye for now