Save the Best for Last

Before you go any further...

Remember that if you don't have a sense of humor,

are paranoid and defensive

or can't understand the concept of sarcasm...

STOP RIGHT NOW.

Consider yourself warned.

Summer has been busy, hasn't it?

I mean...

We are already half way through July!

I'm not a fan of summer.

Never have been.

Too hot.

Too many bugs.

Too many people.

And not enough weekends to get everything

in that you need to do.

Everyone jams every party

and wedding and get together

into 3 short months.

It's exhausting.

So where are we with Rob and Kristen 

so far this summer?

Well.

The Rover came out.

We got some delicious Rob promotion.

Seriously...

Black and white

scruffy

sunglasses

smiling

Hand heading for the hair...

That's pretty fucking OK.

Yeah... it wasn't a box office smash...

but you know what?

Rob was!

He was amazing.

Critics loved his performance.

And he wore sunglasses with scruff

with a big smile on his face at Cannes.

Truly.

LIFE is good.

Kristen has had an equally wonderful summer.

Cannes.

Sundance.

Paris fashion week.

Kristen cut her hair...

and rocked every strand.

I swear.

The girl can do any style

any color

any length

and still look better than anyone.

KSIBTU

OK then.

let's discuss the following picture.

A picture of Kristen walking with her friend.

That's all it is.

So what were some of the clever deductions

of a picture of two people walking?

Kristen is gay.

She cut her hair!

She's walking with a woman!!!

Why can't she stay away from her??

They share t-shirts!

Why must she hang out with girls???

Kristen is wearing her t-shirt pulled out again...
Is that a bump?

Does this mean she's pregnant again already??

SHE'S WALKING WITH HER FRIEND!!!

WHY GOD WHY???

Honestly.

1. Kristen cut her hair for a movie role.

Since when is that a sign of being a lesbian?

Hair length doesn't determine sexuality.

2. Kristen is walking with her good friend.

She hangs out with her female friends.

For some reason...

other women can hang out with friends
(AND cut their hair short)

and it is perfectly acceptable.

Normal.

Kristen does it and she is immediately 

harboring a secret lover.

3. When Kristen and her friend 

wear the same t-shirts

its considered an epic romance!

When Kristen and Rob share t-shirts

it's considered...  coincidence.

Double standard?

And convenient how people overlook

ALL OF THE CLOTHES SHARING

between Rob and Kristen and their friends

in the past.

4. I received an email telling me

that i was DELUSIONAL if I didn't see

how gay Kristen was.

Well.

It's because I'm not desperate to separate her

from her years long relationship with Rob.

The Robsessed Mommies out there

who hate Kristen with the heat of a million suns

will cling to ANYTHING

to push the picture of Rob and Kristen 

together out of their minds.

She must be gay...

because then it means that 

Rob NEVER touched her or was intimate with her!

It was all PR!

It was fake!

SEE???

Rob is still chaste and pure

and free of Kristen!

He's still OUR Rob!

It never happened!!

Except it did.

There are countless pictures

of Rob and Kristen

kissing

holding hands

Sharing a home.

Sharing dogs.

Sharing a life.

You can't erase that

with your shrill desperate cries.

Final Thoughts.

1. I don't need fake sources

and made up 'experts'

to believe in Rob and Kristen.

I have hope and faith in them...

I don't need bullshit lies

from needy people who are desperate

for attention so they just make shit up

and stick a 'FACT' sticker on it.

There is no chance in hell

that there is any source

that is revealing such intimate personal information

to anyone.

Especially people who immediately

scream said intimate personal information

from the highest mountain they can find.

Not happening.

Ever.

2. The word "TRUTH" is thrown about

pretty handily in this fandom...

So hows this?

The TRUTH will show itself soon enough.

It always does.

3. Some people can't seem to go a day

without mentioning this blog or my name.

Obsessed much?

And truly... stop playing the victim.

Nobody is buying it.

Did you really think you could relentlessly

attack people who disagreed with you

and call them vile disgusting names

and not have it handed back to you?

You reap what you sow.

This post is brought to you by:

Rob and Kristen...

Saving the Best for Last

Sometimes the snow comes down in June

Sometimes the sun goes round the moon

I see the passion in your eyes

Sometimes it's all a big surprise

'Cause there was a time when all I did was wish

You'd tell me this was love

It's not the way I hoped or how I planned

But somehow it's enough

And now we're standing face-to-face

Isn't this world a crazy place?

Just when I thought our chance had passed

You go and save the best for last

You went and saved the best for last

And last and definitely the BEST...

Thomas Sturridge.

I.

Adore.

Him.

Until next time.



Bye for now

Remember...
LOVE is LONG.