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Showing posts with label Outtakes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Outtakes. Show all posts

Thursday, January 28, 2010

There Are No Robert Pattinson Outtakes.





Yes. More 'outtakes' from EW.
I guess when its your job to just pick a few
pictures out of a hundred...
It would be hard to do.
Can you imagine the dilemma? 

"That one! No... wait... THAT one!
Oh hell... I want that one, too!
Wait. Let me see that other one...
Shit. I love them all! HELP!"

I'm guessing that being someone who has
to decide which Robert Pattinson pictures
to include in articles...
Is kinda like any other high risk job...
You can only do it for short periods at a time.
And you are prone to nervous breakdowns
from having to make critical decisions.
:)



 Of course, this was my favorite one.
You know why.
He's moving. Walking.
And he drives me crazy.
And I'm delusional.
I am.
I actually thought that I was getting OVER
my Rob addiction.
I thought I was on the down side...
Things were evening out.
Oh the tricks a delusional mind will play!
No.
I'm as addicted and obsessed with Robert
as I have ever been.
Looking at the above picture proves that to me.
It makes my stomach flip flop...
I break out in a sweat... 
It makes it hard to breathe properly.
That sounds like someone
who is completely over her addiction doesn't it?
Yeah.
Right.



I like this picture.
Yeah. Robert is kinda nuzzling on Kristen.
Too cute for words.
(and shut up haters... that's what I see)

And what's all this bullshit talk about comparing
Robert's and Kristen's movie career?
Really?
That's what it's come to?
There really isn't much of a comparison
except to say they both are actors.
Why must everything be a competition?
Why must everything be one or the other?
Am I not allowed to be a fan 
of both Rob and Kristen?
Well...tough shit.
I am.
I want them both to do well.
I can't wait to see all their upcoming projects.
Seriously...
Some people will fucking make up any excuse
to whine and moan and complain.
It's getting old.
Ancient.


Bye for now.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Robert and Kristen. Do You See What I See??


Man...
The KPattz world is pretty dead.
Well...not the Kristen hate
Of course...
What better thing to do with your life
than hate on some teenager that you don't know?

But anyway.
I was sent these pictures yesterday...
Someone told me that Kristen was wearing Rob's
shirts from the New Moon poster!
OMFG!
OK... I kid, I kid.

So here is our dear Kristen
getting back to L.A.
Note the shirt and black t-shirt
under her jacket...



And now look at the shirt/t-shirt that 
Robert is wearing in the NM picture...
(and let's ignore the little black box...)



SUPPOSEDLY those are the same shirts.
So SUPPOSEDLY Kristen is wearing Rob's clothes...
Or something like that.
Now...
I'm all for the dreamy Rob/Kristen romance...
I really am...
But I also like to think I'm kinda... logical.
maybe that's just my warped perception of myself...
But hell.. this is my blog after all!
Anyway.
Rob is like 6'1... right?
And although Kristen's bio says she is 5'6-5'7
I have to say she is closer to 5'4... maybe 5'5
Not that a couple of inches makes much difference.

So...
It would lead me to believe...
That Rob's shirt would hang down to mid thigh
at best on her.
She's tiny.
The t-shirt I can see... because she twists
and tucks and ties that shit up.
But unless Rob shrunk his shirt
in the washer machine (heh)
Which is entirely possible...
I have a hard time believing that is the same shirt.


Another EW outtake.
LIARS!
There is NO SUCH THING as an outtake
when it comes to Robert Pattinson.
The man is glorious in all his gloriousness.
And that's probably not a word...
but it works... right?
And...
OMFG!
Look at what he has on his wrist!
THE BLACK BRACELET!
The Super Secret Strip of Shoestring
that tells the world that
Robert is in love with Kristen!
And yes...
I'm being FACETIOUS.
And that is a fucking word!
Look.
We don't need no stinking shoelaces.
It's pretty damn obvious 
to everyone who has normal sane rational vision...
That Robert and Kristen are in a relationship.
There is no need to prove anything.
There is no proving here.
Let the Nonsten/Hatestens keep yelling
about the need for 'proof'
It gives them something to live for do
with all their spare time.



 Just because.
I love him.


Bye for now.