Thank You...

Thank You

Random blurb I saw in a magazine in July 2008

about a popular series of vampire books...
(because I kinda like vampires)

Which led me to immediately buy

Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse

and become all enthralled with Edward

Then Robert

Then Kristen

Then Robert and Kristen.

It was the beginning of my intoxication.

Thank You

Stephenie Meyers and Catherine Hardwicke

for casting 

Robert Pattinson

and

Kristen Stewart

And letting us watch them fall in love.

You are actually
responsible for...
dare I say it...
ROBSTEN

It's been good

It's been bad 

It's been the sweetest ride

We've ever had.

No regrets.

Thank You

England

For 

Robert

and 

Tom

and 

Jamie

and

Andrew

and

Nicholas

who for some reason
just the thought of him and Kristen
really bugs the hell out of some people.
(They will gladly pair him with anyone else)
So thanks for the entertainment factor
just for tweeting your name.
And you're cute.
Like really cute.

THANK YOU.

Thank You

Alphabet

for the letters P and R
It's because of you that we had to deal with
6 years of the Lunatic Ninnies screaming that
Rob and Kristen were only in a PR relationship
and being hateful bitches towards Kristen.
And what makes matters worse?
Now we have the Bullshit Baby Brigade
screaming the same thing...
And being bitter banshees towards Twigs.
Poor Rob and Kristen.
What did they ever do to deserve fans like that ?
As IF Rob or Kristen would ever
let other people/business dictate
who they wanted to be with.
Complete Bullshit.

Thank You

2012

For not getting the fuck out of here.

I mean...

It's 2015 dammit!

3 years you have been hanging around

like that last drunk asshole

who never wants to go home.

People need to let you go.

You need to go back to the past...

where you belong.

And STAY THERE.

(Although I doubt the Robsessed Fringe could go one hour
without bringing up something related to 2012...
How pathetically sad to be obsessed with a
couple of minutes in someone else's life.)

Thank You

Robert Pattinson
For your talent
Your hair
Your smile
The way you walk...
Your charm
Your laugh
The way you look in sunglasses.
You continue to fascinate me...
I like listening to what you have to say
and I'm always looking forward to what's next.
Always.

Thank you
Kristen Stewart
For your talent
Your strength
And how you always stay true
to who you are...
No matter the cost.
For your beauty
and all the smiles that
so many people seem to miss.
The more I get to know you...
The more I want to know.
Everything you do and say
Interests me... Makes me think...
and keeps me wanting more.
Your future's so bright...

Thank you
Thomas Sturridge
For your incredibly sweet smile
(that you rarely use)
And those blue eyes...
For your quirky hats
And for all the energy you have on stage.
For the subtle ways you display emotion
and most definitely for your voice.
Your voice.
So proper
So rich
And so exquisitely British.
Thank you for always being
a shining star
in a fandom that sometimes
is so bleak and dark.

This post is brought to you by
Green Sheep.

Thank You.

Until next time

Bye for now.

10 Random Thoughts.

1. No.
I'm sorry (not really)
but when a man possesses
one of the BEST heads of hair
in quite possibly the whole damn world...

You don't fucking mess with it.
Because why?
Because you can?
Fine. It's your hair.
Point taken.
Now put away the scissors and clippers.

Thank you.

2. Kristen Stewart.

Hard working actress.
Critically acclaimed.
Legit Oscar push.
Fucking THRILLED for her.

Six Movies
in no particular order...

CAMP X-RAY

STILL ALICE

ANESTHESIA

EQUALS

AMERICAN ULTRA

CLOUDS OF SILS MARIA

Luminous.

Her work speaks for itself.


3. Robert Pattinson.

QUEEN OF THE DESERT

LIFE

Rob has a certain quality that
makes him look great doing 'period' films...
He wears it well.
I miss watching him onscreen.

I need these movies in my face.

ALL OF THEM.
Both Kristen and Rob's.
Like yesterday.
Why must we always wait so long?

4. Will we ever see this again?
I hope so.

But I can honestly say
I'm OK with whatever path they choose.

I adore BOTH Rob and Kristen
Together
or
Apart.

5. I will always adore Robert Pattinson.

No matter how many times

I get scary intrusive obsessed hags telling me

"You were never his fan".

I have never turned my back on him.

Even when I don't always agree with where he is going

or what he is doing.

I still find him endlessly fascinating

and riveting onscreen.

6. I will always adore Kristen Stewart.

Even when I don't agree with what she says...

or she does something that I don't understand.

I have never turned my back on her.

If anything...

All the vile attacks on her has made me

realize how strong and resilient she truly is.

She's put up with a lot of shit...
and she's still standing
better than ever.
Gotta love that.

It's exciting to be Kristen's fan right now.

I find her captivating onscreen.

She always makes me think...

and feel...

and anxious for her next movie.

7. I love Tom Sturridge.

He's BRILLIANT.

 I guess that's all I have to say about that.

I pray that they will leave me alone now...

8. Why is it that every time someone
defends Twigs...
They feel the need to trash Kristen at the same time?
How about you leave her out of that drama?
She has NOTHING to do with Twigs.
The Robsessed lunatics cannot let Kristen go.
Even when they have 'supposedly' gotten
what they have always wanted.
They keep rehashing old tired bullshit.
They HATE that Kristen is looking gorgeous
and her career is doing so well.
It KILLS them.
(and I love it)
Sorry.
It's 2014.
Not 2012.
Only Rags and Hags are clinging to those
50 pictures.
No one else cares.
Get the fuck over it.

9. I care about Rob.
And it makes me sad to see how so many people
have turned on him... so quickly.
I think people expect him to just never change
and always be the lovable smiley guy he was in 2008.
He's older.
He's wiser.
He will grow and change.
That's life.
I just wish people were talking about
Rob's career...
and not just his hair
or grabbing his girlfriends ass.

10. There is no PR relationship.
Never has been.
Rob and Kristen weren't PR.
Rob and Twigs aren't PR.
Don't you realize how insulting that is to
BOTH Rob and Kristen
when you say he is with Twigs
as some sort of obligation?
What kind of fans want Rob to be a liar
who would put some bizarre
business venture in front of his wife and family??
And honestly...
(who throws a shoe?)
Who pretends to date someone for an investment?
No one... that's who.
Sometimes the simplest explanation
is the one right in front of you.
Rob and Kristen are not married.
Rob is now with Twigs.
Like it or not...
It's the way it is.

This post is brought to you by Scarecrows

I see people saying
"Use your brains!"

Funny that.
 Those asking people to use their brains...
are obviously not following their own advice.

Until next time.

Bye for now.

There Is Only Zuul

Random Thoughts.

1. Tahliah Barnett

Since my last post...
There have been racial slurs and insults
hurled at this girl.
It's vile and disgusting.
She deserves NONE OF IT.
EVER.
NO ONE DOES.

 Twigs handled it well...

"Racism is unacceptable in the real world 
and it's unacceptable online."
11:41 AM - 28 Sep 2014

Someone left a pretty good comment on my previous post...
and I wanted to share part of it because 
it puts the focus where it belongs.

Condemn racism without making excuses.

Condemn racism without theorizing about the source. 

Condemn racism without blaming or ignoring the victim.

Condemn racism without injecting petty fandom politics
 into the discussion. 

Posted by Nubbin to Robert Pattinson Intoxication
 at Wednesday, October 01, 2014 10:28:00 AM


I hope "Nubbin" doesn't mind that I shared their comment.

2. R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

I've seen that word thrown around a lot this past week.
#RespectRobertPattinson
#RespectFKATwigs
#RespectYourself

I think the majority of people screeching about RESPECT
need to know the meaning of the word.

RESPECT ROB AND HIS CHOICES!
Yeah. OK.
Except you don't.
Where was that RESPECT for Rob 
when he was dating Kristen for all those years?
I guess it means only some of his choices?
Or maybe only the choices you deem fit to respect?
Or maybe ALL his choices... EXCEPT KRISTEN.
Isn't that more like it?

#YouHaveNeverRespectedRobsChoices
#RobHatesAllOfYou

3. When did the BabyBrigade
become like the Nonstens?

Their excuses read like they are taken
directly from the
BOOK OF NINNIE
2008-2013

a. It's PR!!!

b. they are just friends!!

c. its just for work!

d. I hold hands/hang out with guys
who aren't my boyfriends
ALL THE TIME.

e. those pics are old/photoshopped/cropped

f. big deal! they are always
with a group of friends!!

g. she's a famewhore who is
just using Rob!!

I mean...seriously
FUCKING Déjà vu

I have always said that if/when
Rob or Kristen made a move
with someone...
That I would believe what they showed me.
I stand by my word.

Of course I would PREFER
Rob and Kristen be the ones sitting in that car.
Holding hands.

I would LOVE to see them together.
I will always HOPE that happens again.
But right now Rob is spending time with Twigs.
Doing stuff he used to do with Kristen.
That's the kinda 'move' I was talking about.
And Rob made it.

There is no marriage.
There is no baby.
(There is only Zuul)

"Open Your Eyes"

4. Rob at LAX today.
I'm not usually a fan of 'airport' pics...
They all do kinda look the same and run together.
But.
I had to post this one because
Well.
Beardy
Shaggy
Sunglasses
Walking
Rob?
Yeah.
Exactly.

5. A pic of Nicholas Hoult and Kristen
from their movie-- EQUALS.
Well hot damn.
The chemistry is oozing out of that picture.
I mean...
DAMN.
And honestly...
Kristen has been so busy WORKING
and getting such incredible reviews of her work.
Like award winning reviews.
You know?
She's been picking interesting projects
and its been paying off.
Especially having to stare into Nic Hoult's eyes.
Not a bad job... Right?

Next Tuesday
Oct 7th
Kristen will be on
The Tonight Show
with Jimmy Fallon.
Fucking. A.
I love Fallon.
You can tell Kristen is comfortable with him.
So will they play a game?
Lip syncing?
Bike racing?
Beer Pong?
I hope so.
CAN'T WAIT.

6. To all the lunatics out there
(and unfortunately there are a lot of you)

The Obsessed Kristen haters
who can't seem to go one fucking second
without mentioning her name
and trying to trash and hurt her.
Kristen has NOTHING to do with Twigs.
Kristen hasn't done anything
to apologize for.
She is not responsible for crazy fucked up trolls.
Quit humping her name for attention.

This post is once again brought to you by
my continuous undying adoration
of Thomas Sturridge.
He always makes me smile.
Everyday.

Green Sheep.
Forever.

 Until next time

Bye for now.

And yes...
Love is fucking Long.