Are You Talking To Me??

I usually post in the morning.

I'm all groggy and bitchy...

and the words seem to spew forth effortlessly...

It's 2:30pm.

I had a very pleasant day with my BFF.

Talking... Shopping... Talking... Lunch... Talking.

I'm in a great mood.

Yet... I'm still feeling incredibly bitchy.

Shit.

It's like this blog holds the key to my bitchy heart.

ANYway.

This eeny teeny tiny blog... has its share of critics.

And I'm honestly OK with that.

I don't expect to please everyone

(you got to please yourself).

But I wanted to address some emails

I have received lately.

1. "You do a bad job of keeping up with Rob news"

First off...

Blow me.

Second... This isn't a 'news' blog...

It's just a place for me to vent and rant

about my unrequited feelings for Robert Pattinson.

If you want constant updates and the latest

pictures and videos...

Go to ROBsessed.

They are the best.

2. "I get that you love Robsten, but just because I don't

agree with you doesn't make me a Twi-Twat."

I've never said that. EVER.

I actually like differing opinions...

It keeps things interesting.

But like I have stated before...

(and sometimes I wonder if people comprehend my words)

Twi-Twats are a special breed of Twilight Fan.

Delusional. Bitter. Jealous. Insane.

And dangerous.

Dangerous to Kristen and Rob...

These kind of fans make me worry for their safety.

I've seen a Twat up close and personal...

and believe me... its not pretty.

It's fucking scary.

It's best not to confront Twats yourself...

They are better left handled by professionals.

3. "You swear too much"

Yeah?

Fucking blow me.

I swear. It's how I express my feelings.

I don't mean to offend anyone...

but I'm not going to censor myself...

or write what I think people want to read.

Oh and fuck that noise.

4. "Kristen Stewart sucks and so do you"

What can I say?

I'm in good company.

I'm loving Kristen these days.

I know she would probably say something like...

"I don't fucking care what you think."

And I would just add...

ROB AND KRISTEN SITTING AT A CONCERT

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First comes Denial

Then comes Anger.

Then comes Bitter Disappointment.

Get the fuck used to it.

Bye for now ♥

Tragic Twi-Twat Thoughts

It's early on Friday morning

(is 8:30am considered early?)

And I'm bitchy and tired...

and so not a morning person.

OK. Like I'm not bitchy all the damn time?

Yeah, let's blame it on the hour of the day.

That works.

ANYway.

My brain isn't fully functioning...

but there are some random thoughts

trying to break through...

1. We are going through a Rob drought right now.

He's been deep under "Eclipse" cover in Vancouver.

A lot of people don't know what to do.

They need their daily fix of Robert!

"Remember Me" spoiled everyone

with the daily barrage of Rob pics...

Everyday there were hundreds of new

delicious pictures of Robert.

And now... nothing.

I know that Rob bloggers and devoted fans

are scrambling for something to put on their

Robert Pattinson sites...

But me?

I kinda like it.

I feel like I don't have to worry about Rob.

I feel like he's... safe.

He's out from the glare of the paparazzi...

and the adoring (and not so adoring) fans.

He doesn't have to race to his trailer...

He doesn't have to endure screeches and screams.

He can relax.

Hang with Kristen.

And do his job in peace.

2A. Twi-Twat Delusion- beliefs with which a person

is preoccupied and to which the person firmly holds,

despite the logical absurdity of the beliefs

and a lack of supporting evidence.

2B. I want to clarify my whole take on...

Twi-Twats.

Do you think I was harsh?

Do you think that the TT's are crying in their cornflakes?

Fat Fucking Chance.

Here's the deal.

I'm sick of the Kristen bashing.

I find it tedious.

The bitter jealousy is tired and futile.

And when I wrote about delusional TT's...

That is a small portion of Twilight Fans.

If you read what I wrote about the Twats...

and shook your head and laughed?

If you smiled and thought "I know someone like that"

You aren't a TT.

If you got fucking defensive and punched your dog?

If you cried and sharpened knives in hopes of finding me?

If you booked a flight to Vancouver to stalk Rob

with dreams of beating up Kristen?

YOU are a Twi-Twat.

The only people to get upset over what I wrote...

are the people who see themselves in my words.

And how very sad for you.

See... it's totally cool to have Rob fantasies...

We all have them.

It's cool to dream about meeting him someday...

Or getting his autograph...

But lying to yourself that you and Rob are meant to be together?

Booking flights so you can physically assault Kristen?

NOT cool.

Twi-Twats are an embarrassment to the decent fans.

And their delusional, paranoid behavior is always

what the media and the public seem to see.

It's not the decent, respectful fan...

who treats Robert like a human being

that is portrayed in the media...

It's the screaming, raging lunatics...

Demanding attention and feeling entitled

to not only Rob's time... but to HIM.

Fucking scary.

Truly.

So in closing.

(I need some breakfast)

If I disappear some time in the future...

Have unexplained absences from my blog...

Look to the TT's.

They will know where my body is buried.

Bye for now ♥