Rob and Kristen- Love isn't Blind.

I was 'up north' at our lake house for almost a week...

and this picture was the best one I got.

Sucks huh?

A bunch of geese swimming in the lake.

Thrilling beyond belief.

Anyway.

I was pretty much offline for most of last week...

and not a lot happened.

Which surprises the hell outta me.

Usually when I'm not available is when the big stuff goes down.

And there I sit in my secluded cabin in the woods...

trying in vain to get online with my sketchy internet connection.

Not so much this time.

So what did happen?

Well.

Some guy who has been proven to be a liar

tells people he is an entertainment lawyer or something

Writes a blog revealing nasty gossip about celebrities...

So he "REVEALED" his blind items over the 4th.

Yeah. Of course.

Rob and the 'secret' girlfriend. 

Again.

So of course the Lunatic Fringe cling to that

like grim death.

They would rather Rob be a manwhore 

than be in a committed relationship with Kristen.

Doesn't matter if the guy is a known fraud and liar.

The Fringe seem to attach themselves to those kind of people.

They so desperately WANT to believe this guy... you know?

So I decided to write my own BLIND ITEM

Except...

It's not so blind.

Rose's Rumors

What uber private A-list couple might just becoming a bit more public? These two lovebirds are famous for trying to keep their relationship as far under the radar as possible, only giving their obsessed fans snippets of PDA here and there (and recently atop a balcony). He has always worn his heart on his sleeve when it comes to her, making his intentions perfectly clear from day one. She, on the other hand, has been a bit more reluctant to share any parts of her intimate relationship with anyone, although in recent months that reluctance is seeming to melt. Can we expect big news soon? Their onscreen love might be coming to an end, but their real life love is only just beginning.

What do you think?

Truth is truth.

That's what I think.

OK.

When I'm away for a bit...

My email piles up.

Fast.

I had over 1000 emails when I got back.

Yeah. No shit.

Needless to say I don't read all of them.

I don't even read most of them.

Delete is my best friend.

But I do read stuff from people I like...

Or people I know.

Or sometimes out of morbid curiosity.

So I get this email about "Aunt Monica"

Remember her?

Rob's Auntie who claims to despise all 

the trappings and problems that come with FAME

Yet doesn't seem to be able to write anything

without mentioning her sister Clare

and her famous son Robert.

The aunt who acted like she knew Rob's inner most thoughts

about his relationship with Kristen?

Oh did I mention that she first named the blog

Pattinson Connection?

And now its...

Ready for this?

The Twilight Connection.

Yes. Really.

It's good she wants no part of fame.

Kinda odd how someone who goes on

about the REAL price of celebrity

is attaching herself to both Pattinson

(which she is not)

and Twilight.

Golly. Wonder why? 

But the clincher here, Folks?

"There's been no contact with my sister Clare since 2009"

Kinda puts the kibosh on all her insider musings... doesn't it?

Indeed it does.

Sorry Monica.

I hope things get better for you.

Sorry Lunatic Fringe

Another 'source' bites the dust.

Comic Con.

So yeah.

Comic Con is this Thursday.

Comic Con is always good for some

big time smiling and cute interacting

and absent minded touching.

And I would be remiss if I didn't add

that watching Rob interact (or not) with Mrs. McDonald

is always fascinating to watch.

So yeah.

Comic Con is good.

Good times all around.

And I have a good feeling about this.

Don't you?

(Maybe it's time for another Rose Rumor...)

CONGRATULATIONS TO THOMAS AND SIENNA

ON THE BIRTH OF THEIR BABY GIRL!

I can't imagine how beautiful this baby is...

 I think Tom will be an incredible daddy.

Mostly because I think he's kinda incredible already.

Best Wishes!

Anything else?

Probably not.

The fandom keeps plodding along...

Waiting for that BIG moment.

The Lunatic Fringe keep doing the Cringe

(I kinda like that. The "Cringe" sounds like some dance)

Because as much as they don't want to believe

They do.

Oh.

They do.

This post is brought to you by Love.

Love isn't blind.

Jealousy is.

Love that there is a new little BabyStu

in the world.

Thomas is leading the way!

Love watching Rob and Kristen 

be in Love.

And we will get to see more at Comic Con.

And last but not least.

TWIMC:

When I listen to my heart... it whispers your name.

You know its true.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- Personal Bugbear

I'm not sure why I put that smiley there.

He's backpedaling.

Something that happens a lot in this fandom.

But has no real relevance in this post.

At least today.

To be honest...

I'm not sure why I'm even writing at all today.

I feel a bit shitty.

You know how it is when you wake up with a headache.

And if you don't... I hate your guts.

And your pain-free brain.

I shouldn't be complaining...

I'm going 'up North' for the 4th of July.

Yes.

That is the view from our deck.

Kinda nice... right?

And yet...

Here I sit all crabby and grouchy.

Maybe because I'm a major procrastinator...

Oh hell.

I'm the fucking QUEEN of waiting until the last minute.

But its so damn hot out.

And I have so much shit to do.

And I have family and friends to coordinate...

And I'm just going to be a whiny bitch all day.

Sorry.

ANYWAY.

Let's talk about something pleasant.

Or let's not.

Since I'm feeling particularly bitchy
Let's talk about PET PEEVES... shall we?

Pet Peeve: a particular and often continual annoyance; personal bugbear:
a major or principal annoyance or complaint.


Yeah. I got a lot of those.

1. The word 'sheep' to describe people

who believe that Rob/Kristen are together.

Most people I know who are on the side of love and truth...

Don't need anyone to tell us what to think.

We came to that conclusion based on logic and fact.

Although I do agree there are a lot of sheep on both sides of this fandom...

It is misused most of the time.

Generalizations seldom tell the whole story.

It's kinda like hyena.

While there are plenty of the scavengers roaming

the halls looking for trouble...

It's not a blanket term.

It doesn't cover everyone.

Generalizations annoy me.

2. People who say Rob and Kristen are dating.

Rob and Kristen aren't "dating".

Sorry. 

And before you write me an all caps SHOUTY email...

It's because I believe they are way beyond dating.

Way.

Beyond.

These two people don't just see each other on dates.

They fucking LIVE together.

They are in a loving, deeply committed relationship.

They are over and above the 'dinner and a movie' phase.

That's so 2009.

Robert and Kristen have been doing this for years now.

Years.

They share everything.

Homes, clothes... a dog.

Dating?

Please.

The only thing missing is that legal document...

Not that it really matters since they are married

in every way possible anyway.

3. People who believe something about me
that someone else told them.
Without ever talking to me... or knowing me.
It's like a game of telephone.

"Rose is really very nice"

"Rose hates rice? Why? I love rice!"

"Rose has lice? Disgusting! I knew she was gross!"

"Rose likes to roll the dice?
She's probably has a gambling addiction!"

"Rose is afraid of mice?
She's pathetic!"

You see where I'm going here?
Someone says something about something that
I supposedly said about something and then starts
taking the something I said and making it into
a completely different something...
That has no resemblance to the something
I originally was talking about.

Good.
I'm glad we got that settled.

4. I have a personal bugbear (oh I like that word now)
with people who think that Rob and Kristen
are like these perfect stepford celebrities.
They're not.
And really... would you really want them to be?
(B-O-R-I-N-G)

I love and adore Rob and Kristen.
I do.
I love them like I love the Beatles...
or how I love chocolate chip ice cream.
It's a fondness... an affection
They make me smile.
But I'm not IN love with them.
I'll let them deal with that part of it.

But my point is...
and I know I have a point here somewhere...
...

...


Oh yeah.
My point is I don't have to be enamored with
everything Rob and Kristen do and/or say.
For instance...
Rob hanging out with Justin Beiber.
Not gonna lie...
My first thought was... WHAT?
WHO?
And ended with WHY?
Or Kristen flipping off people.
I get it.
She will always do it.
She has every right to be pissed off
at those assholes.
And I don't blame her for her reaction.
But it just gives the Fringe
something to chew on...
You know?

I know I'm protective of Rob and Kristen...
And I'm not sure I even understand why.
But I hate that people take simple innocent things that they do
and twist them and use it as excuses to hate on them.

5. Rob and Kristen are an EPIC romance.
Really?
I kinda hate that word...
EPIC.
Do they love each other?
Of course they do.
But after all...
They are still just two people
who fell in love.
Let's leave the Epic up to them to decide...
OK?

6. People underestimate Tom Sturridge.
Not only is he classically handsome.
Smoldering blue eyes.
Lopsided smile that lights up his face.
And a voice that only adds to the heat of the day.
But one of my major pet peeves is when
people talk about Tom only in connection to someone else.
"Robert Pattinson's best friend..."
"Sienna Miller's boyfriend..."
"Kristen Stewart's co-star..."

See what I mean?
Tom doesn't need to lean on anyone.
Watch his movies.
He's really quite talented.
There is a vulnerable intensity about him.
He can be both sweet and menacing
with equal measure.
And he can look good doing it.

I guess...
I just wish people could see what I see.

This post is brought to you by bugbears.
I consider myself a bit of a wordsmith...
But I had to look up that one.


1. any source, real or imaginary, of needless fright or fear.
2. a persistent problem or source of annoyance.
3. Folklore . a goblin that eats up naughty children.

I'm starting to think that maybe we found
the true meaning of the Lunatic Fringe.
The fandom BugBears.


Final thought?
Nah.
I said enough for today.

I miss you Syd, Smitty and Gruff.
And Bart...
I absolutely adore you.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- The Elephant in the Room

Good Grief.

I seem to use those two simple words quite a bit lately.

Why?

Why you ask?

This fandom is mental.

Truly.

Remember the wedding last weekend?

You know...

The wedding where Kristen had the audacity...

the fucking NERVE

to change into jeans for the 'after' party.

(AFTER being the key word-- as in after the wedding)

Do you have any idea just how long this jean debate

has gone on?
Do you?

Days.

Yeah... I know I'm now adding to that total...

But only to make a point.

(And since it was documented that she didn't wear the jeans 

to the wedding, I guess it's moot)

The jeans were never really an issue.

Not really.

THIS was the issue

This place card really burned some butts.

Seriously.

The pictures of Rob and Kristen 

smiling together...

Or the one with them sitting next to each other

with Rob's arm around Kristen

Those pictures didn't chap their asses more than the words

Mr. Robert Pattinson

AND

Ms. Kristen Stewart

Together

on that card.

TOGETHER

A Couple.

So... of course the lunatic fringe had to cling to SOMETHING

Didn't they?

It's just a smokescreen, of course...

So they don't have to face 

(once again)

What's right in front of them.

It has gotten so much worse for them

ever since Cannes...

Yes.
And this video.
This glorious wonderful video.

This video that shows Rob and Kristen
being affectionate and sweet and loving
and kissing and hugging
and all the things that some people
always claim 'You will never see'
But we did... didn't we?
It's not dark... or too blurry
We can clearly see who is who
and what they are doing.
Can't we?

And you know...
Every time Rob and Kristen go out together
be it a concert, or dinner or whatever...
People who see them always are saying
that they were 'so affectionate with each other'
'They were next to each other all night'
'They were hugging and kissing and very sweet'
You know?
And that's all this video really is...
Just showing us the exact same things
all those people said they saw in person.
Makes all those tweets and statements
a bit more believable and REAL now...
Doesn't it?
We all got to witness just how loving and sweet
Rob and Kristen are when they are together.

So it should come as no big surprise...

That when Rob was seen hanging around
With the likes of Katy Perry/Shannon Woodward
and Beiber/Gomez
It would make big news... right?
Of course it did.
Well... to some people anyway.
Those who are clinging to the scraps and tidbits
of their PR theories and conspiracies.

Yes.
Rob went to Katy Perry's Premiere after party....
And  he got on the Beiber Bus
and was dropped off at some bar opening.
Oh dear. Oh my.
If you watch the videos
(and they are painful, not gonna lie)
The paps really didn't seem to care that much
about Rob at all...
They were definitely chasing the Beiber.
Now I'm guessing that would have been
a completely different story if Kristen had been there...
But alas... she was working in Paris.
And Rob was seen with his friend Shannon Woodward.
Whom I really like quite a bit.
She seems to make Robert smile...
and I can always appreciate someone who can do that.
Maybe Rob thought if he traveled with Beiber
the focus wouldn't be on him.
He was kinda right
Until he walked into the bar behind a ...
are you ready for this?
A BLONDE!!!
The super secret blonde girlfriend??
Oh wait.
People fucking attacked her on gossip sites
that she actually had to come out and defend herself

“It is absolutely not true,” she tells Gossip Cop. Gordon says, 
“I have a wonderful boyfriend and [Pattinson] has beautiful Miss Stewart!”
She adds, “It’s insane how a second in time can be misinterpreted.
 I literally took a sip of water and walked inside
and they made it look like we were out there for 10 minutes together.”


Yep. It's insane.
Mental.
But that just means they will focus more on
Katy and/or Shannon
Or any other female that was in spitting distance.
Breathing the same air.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
And they don't get more desperate than the Fringe.

That's what they try to do...
Not acknowledge the gigantic elephant in the room.
Be it love and affection on a balcony at Cannes
Or standing side by side...
Smiling together at yet another private wedding.
They try to pretend it didn't happen
That it doesn't matter...

But that elephant is real.
The elephant is truth.
That elephant isn't going anywhere.
And the elephant isn't wearing jeans.


This post is brought to you by the number 9

Multiply that by a couple thousand
and you might come up with how many
times Robert has been accused of cheating.
Yet.
There has never been any proof
No one has ever stepped forward to claim Rob
All we have ever seen
Is Rob getting into or out of cars
with people who sometimes happen to be women.
That's it.
He's never alone with these women.
He's never been seen holding their hand...
Or hugging them at his premiere at Cannes
Kissing them on balconies
Or taking them to weddings/baptisms
concerts/dinners/premieres
visiting them at their work
spending birthdays and holidays with them
or following them to Paris...
Nope.
We never see Rob do that with anyone
except Kristen.
Only Kristen.
Always Kristen.

And this post is brought to you by
my eternal adoration of
Thomas Sturridge

Until next time
Look out... the elephant is right behind you.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- You Know That It's True

Kristen's smile...

What a weekend.

Kristen gets home from Australia...

We see her immediately go to the house she shares with Rob

(You know that it's true)

And then later that night

Rob and Kristen are at a Jenny Lewis concert

Together as always

(You know that it's true)

But the perfect way to end the weekend?

A wedding.

Rob and Kristen do weddings well.

(You know that it's true)

We got all sorts of tweets about them being 

at some producer guys wedding...

People doubted it at first

This is a cynical fandom.

But lo and behold.

There they were.

All together and smiling like they owned

the fucking world...

And I guess they kinda do.

(You know that it's true)

And as much as I love the above picture

And I'm guessing even more pics will be released 

in the coming months

I loved this picture...

The most.

The wedding place card.

With BOTH Rob and Kristen's names on it.

BOTH.

As in TOGETHER.

It's lovely isn't it?

And don't the words...

Mr. Robert Pattinson

AND

Ms. Kristen Stewart

Just make you go all mushy and sappy inside?

Doesn't seeing the smiles on Rob and Kristen's faces...

Make YOU smile?

No?

Would you rather discuss what Kristen is wearing?

Does that make you forget that

Rob and Kristen

Always end up together?

(You know that it's true)

You've spent hour upon hour discussing her clothes...

Like it matters.

It doesn't

But it's a nice distraction from the truth... isn't it?

Perhaps you would rather cling to the Sarah Roemer bullshit?

She was at the wedding after all...

And isn't it amazing how Rob and Kristen had no issues with that?

How it was Kristen's name with Rob's...

How no one except the lunatic fringe has ever had an issue with her.

(You know that it's true)

I don't know about you...

But it's sunny here in my part of the Rob/Kristen fandom.

Fucking bright as hell.

And hell is bright.

(You know that it's true)

The hits just keep on coming.

I was wondering if the magic that was Cannes

could ever be matched...

And I'm starting to think it can be.

It will be.

Robert and Kristen 

continue to go

where no couple has gone before.

OK.

That's not true...

But they are fun to watch... aren't they?

At least if you are on the right side.

The happy side.

The good side.

As for the 'other side'?

They are in all kinds of trouble.

Their ship has sunk.

And things don't look too good...

Do they?

I hope they can swim.

This post is brought to you by Smiles.

I've been smiling all damn weekend...

Hell.

I've been smiling for months now.

Smiling is good.

You should try it.

And speaking of smiles...

Tom makes me smile.

Every day.

Until next time.

Bye for now