Oh Come On!

Really.

Enough with the fucking conspiracy theories

every time a picture comes out that you don't like

or doesn't fit into your lame agenda.
(and that goes to all sides of the lunatic fringe)

First we got this picture...

LOOK ROB IS IN THE BACKGROUND!

I will be honest

I was a bit skeptical.

Not because of Rob being at a damn party

(why wouldn't he be? It was a holiday!)

But because I'm a fucking cynic.

I didn't use to be so cynical...

But this fandom is so fucked up

You have to take EVERYTHING with a huge block of salt.

I mean...

It looked like Rob... but with blurry edges.

And as we all know

there is nothing blurry about Rob's edges.

And then Malkin and E! came out with their story.

Well.

If anything that makes me even more distrustful.

I mean... E!?

You know...

The ones who CONFIRMED that Rob was dating

both Riley and Dylan.

(not at the same time... or was it?)

Let's face it

When it comes to Rob and/or Kristen

E!'s sources are no better than 

cousins and aunts and friends... oh my.

 "He was wearing a hat and trying to stay undercover, 

a fellow partygoer tells me. 

He hung out at a corner table

 and was flirtatious with multiple girls all night.

 He stayed through the performances and was really enjoying himself.

Rob seemed extremely into the music, 

smiling and dancing nearly the whole time," another eyewitness said."

What I DO have a problem with is how E! just embellishes shit.

Rob was wearing a hat and hanging out at a corner table.

He was trying to stay undercover.

Believable.

Flirting with multiple girls?

Well... none of these girls have cameras? Twitter?

In fact... all we get are two rather shitty pictures from this party

where Rob is in the background

Come on.

Rob was dancing?

Was this while he was 'undercover'

And not one picture?

See... E! always goes a step too far.

They should have stopped with 

'extremely into the music and enjoying himself'.

Then another pic came out.

Yep.

That definitely looks like Rob.

Some people were comparing his profile

(really?)

If you follow Rob in any capacity...

You can tell this is him.

Even Cynical Rose can see that much.

So then the conspiracy theories begin!

"The pictures are old! 

Those pics aren't real... they've been photoshopped!

That can't be Rob because he's

English and they don't celebrate the fourth of July!

And wait... If it IS Rob then Kristen has to be there

because oh look! Is that Clare?

Its a family gathering!"

Yes.

People are strange.

Rob was at a fucking party.

BIG DEAL.

Why is everything so dramatic?

Because Kristen wasn't there?

(if she were... we would have heard about it)

And while there were some sightings

of Kristen in Hawaii and NYC...

I will remain skeptical and cynical on that as well.

I don't believe a couple of random tweets anymore.

Hell.

I don't even believe in pictures unless they 

are clear and don't need red circles and arrows.

And please give it up on the 

"Rob doesn't celebrate the Fourth of July" stuff.

Um.

He went to a party.

He doesn't have to swear allegiance to the

United States of America.

Good grief.

***********************************************

And now for a brief intermission
to remember why we are here...

I love this picture.

Very... Rob.

I love profile shots for some reason.

I think if it were in Black/White

It would be perfection.

And yes...

Kristen in profile is... stunning.

Gorgeous.

************************************************

OK.

So since there is a lull in Rob/Kristen activity lately...

You know how it goes.

Lots of dog discussions going on.

(Hours... days at a time)

But outside of an occasional sighting

(and really when is the last time we saw Kristen?)

Not much happening at the moment.

What have we learned?

1. That Rob and Kristen can stay out of sight

and live their lives out of the public eye...

If they want to.

2. That some people will continue to be cryptic

"I know something you don't know"

You know shit.

Your authority isn't good.

People telling you what you want to hear

isn't 'fact'.
Sorry.

3. Stop telling me what I can write about.

My blog.

My opinion.

If you don't like it...

tough shit.

I don't care.

If I want to talk about babies... I will.

If I want to talk about carrots. 

I will.

If I want to talk about baby carrots...

then I shall!

4. Rob and Kristen.
If you want to believe they are over...
that's up to you
If you want to believe they are happily married
with a bouncing baby girl
enjoy your moment.
If you want to believe that they have stepped back
for professional and personal reasons
but remain in each others lives...
(and still deeply connected)
Then come sit next to me.

But can you at least believe whatever you want
without attacking people on twitter
who don't happen to agree with you?
Stop haunting instagram
and twitter
and facebook and gossip cop
and trying to force feed your opinion
down everyone's throat.
You won't change anyone's mind.
This isn't your job.
You don't work for Rob and/or Kristen

You do realize that this ongoing
tedious nauseating drama
just resides in this fandom... right?
This is NOT Rob and Kristen's reality.
They aren't reading your tweets or blogs
they aren't concerned with what other people believe.
They are too busy living their lives
the way they want to.
They don't care what we want.
OK?

Final thought?

I want Rob and Kristen to be happy.
It's really that simple.
I want them to have successful fulfilling careers
and love what they are doing...
for as long as they want to.

Yeah... I still think they are happiest
with each other.
I don't believe they are over.
But hey...
That's just me.
Wherever they go from here
I'm just along for the ride.
I don't get to tell them where to go.


And as long as they do this...

I'm ALL fucking good.

Smile and be happy.
You should try it.
It's not bad.

This post is brought to you by:

A fan of both.

I love how some people cannot conceive
that you can be a fan of more than one person
at a time.
I happen to adore BOTH Rob and Kristen
That hasn't changed.
Just because YOU hate one or the other
doesn't mean everyone has to choose.
I don't
I won't
And truly...
 if you're a Rob or Kristen "fan" only...
Does that mean you can't like another actor?
Or any other kind of celebrity?
What kind of fucked up logic is that anyway?
Only bitter hags with those small blackened hearts
 only have space to 'love' one person at a time.
Normal heart people don't have those limitations.
(I hope you never have more than one child-- or any children)

and where would a post be without Tom?

I adore him.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Bee Leave

Look at this picture.

So much drama out of something so simple.

1.  Rob got pulled over!

(except it doesn't look like anyone is in the police car

Unless its a robot cop car in which case

I suppose anything is possible!)

2. Rob was going to Kristen's house!

3. Rob was coming from Kristen's house!

4. Rob was coming from any number of mysterious

blondes/brunettes/redhead's houses!

5. Endless circles of all colors to show everyone

where Rob really was!!

SEE!! He wasn't near Kristen!!

6. Rob was wearing a hat that Kristen wore

sometime in the near or distant past.

Or she will wear it.

Soon.

7. Rob was going to the car wash!

(we can only hope)

8. That picture wasn't taken Saturday.
It was Friday. Or Monday.
Or some other day
because for reasons unknown its
a life or death situation to know exactly
WHEN Rob was driving that car.

The point is...

The real focal point of these pictures

is the fucking car!!

COME ON PEOPLE!!!

It's the CLOWN CAR!

I wasn't even sure he still had that car

let alone still drove it!

Wonder where it was stored ALL this time?

Heh.

Let's see...

Imagine that you are an 80+ old hag

whose only claim to fame is insulting anyone

who gets you attention.

So you write a book.

It's a 'comedy' book.
No one cares.
Who has a loud and protective fanbase?

Insert Kristen Stewart.

Now here's the deal.

Joan Rivers is a comedian.

Her thing is to insult famous people

as rudely and crudely as possible.

Hey... those who can't...

spew shit at those who can.

Thing is...

If people would just let it go

(And I'm really looking at you Gossip Cop...

was it necessary to retweet that article endlessly?)

It would disappear.

But no.

And now she has said Kristen's lawyers

have contacted her lawyers.

Is this even true?

Or another attention ploy by Joan?

Has anyone but her said anything about this?

Should we take her word for it?

After dealing with 2 years of lame and pathetic insults

Why would she call out Joan Rivers?

It doesn't make much sense to me.

It doesn't seem her 'style' 

I don't know if I believe it.

I mean... if it IS true...

I get where sometimes you just want to fucking

draw that line and say 

'Stop already'

ENOUGH.

But it still doesn't ring true to me.

I guess time will tell.

The Rover.

*sigh*

I guess the Box Office wasn't that great.

But isn't the important thing

the praise that Rob got playing the part?

Shouldn't that be the focus?

Instead we get...

1. Kristen sued Joan Rivers

JUST to hurt the Rover's box office.

(yes, people really said that)

2.  Endless arguments over whose movies

did worse than his movies that did

better than her movies that made more money

than his movies and were seen by more people

than her movies.

3. It's fairly obvious to me that 

both Rob and Kristen choose movies based on the story

and who they will be working with.

I'm not saying they wouldn't like one of their movies

to be a 'phenomenon' again

(can't you just hear Oprah saying that?)

But they didn't expect Twilight to go that route either.

It's the work that is important.

It's getting recognized for that work.

And I think both Rob and Kristen

are doing just that.

4. Yes you CAN be a fan of both

Rob and Kristen.

Only bitter hags believe otherwise.

Sorry if that particular shoe fits...

But you know how the saying goes.

This could be happening RIGHT now...

Someday Soon...
You will
Bee
Leave.

Let's talk conspiracies!!
YaY!!! FuN!!

1. Rob and Kristen were never together
and just posed all loving and cute for paparazzi
because we all know how much they LOVE the paps
and that they would pimp out their private relationship
for money and promotion.

2. That not only are Rob and Kristen secretly
married... but they have a 3+ month old baby.
(age? sex? location?)
No matter that no one else in the world has EVER
thought Kristen looked remotely pregnant in any way.
Is it odd that no one else noticed?
Two of the most photographed and hounded
celebrities in the world...
and nothing from anyone.
I truly don't give a fuck what people believe...
The only reason I even bring this up is because it came
to my attention that Lamey talked about it on her site.


"I keep getting these emails, usually twice a week,
 from random Twi-Hards (is that redundant?) 
trying to convince me of their latest conspiracy:
 Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have a secret baby 
and we all missed her pregnancy."

Lainey is a bitch when it comes to Rob and Kristen...
So why write to her about this?
WHY... CHUCK.... WHY???
Good fucking grief.
I swear... Sometimes this fandom puts the Ass in Embarrassing.

3. That Rob is currently going out with either
Rebecca Dayan (a model!)
or
Imogen Kerr (Dakota's friend?)
(actress? model? No idea)
Rebecca was seen going to THE ROVER premiere
So yeah... that's all it takes.
As for Imogen...
She was seen with Rob one night
(with a group of people)
and somehow its 'confirmed'
So yeah... that's all it takes.
And lets not forget KATY PERRY!!!
Every other day he is hooking up with her!!
HOW DOES HE DO IT??
And honestly... did he ever break it off with Dylan and Riley??
Remember...they were CONFIRMED too!
Does Rob just rotate on a daily basis?
Rob has his own version of
Sister Girlfriends!
(New this September! Only on E!
Check local listings for channels in your area)
And somehow no one ever gets anything more
than Rob in the same space as these people.
Sometimes not even that.
So yeah... that's all it takes.


This post is brought to you by the word Conspiracy.

It's really not that complicated.
Or serious.

And no matter what happens in the lives of
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart
it shouldn't affect yours so profoundly.

Live your life.
You can't live theirs.

And this post is brought to you by...

Tom Sturridge.
Who has managed to be in a relationship
(With high profile Sienna Miller)
and have a real (utterly adorable) child
with relatively little drama.

Bright are the stars that shine..
Dark is the sky.

He is one of those shiny bright stars.

Until next time.

Smile and be happy.

Bee
Leave.

Bye for now.

She's just a girl...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTEN STEWART!

I adore Kristen Stewart.

I feel strongly about her.

I want to defend her.

Protect her.

I want her to be happy.

I think she is.

I'm often reminded of a scene from

"Notting Hill"

when thinking about her...

Anna: The fame thing isn't really real, you know.

Don't forget I'm also just a girl...

Standing in front of a boy...

Asking him to love her.

She's just a girl.

Maybe she's a bit awkward sometimes.

Maybe she's not comfortable talking about herself

or her private life.

Maybe she prefers jeans and t-shirts

to high fashion.

Maybe she likes kicking off her heels

and putting on her old comfy Chucks.

Maybe she's shy.

Maybe she doesn't always do

and say the right thing

But that only means she's just

a flawed human being.

Just like you and me.

Kristen isn't perfect.

And I don't think she wants to be.

But that's part of what makes her so lovable.

She's just a girl.

So for Kristen's birthday...

I want her to find 

Peace.

Happiness.

Love.

When the birthday cake is placed in front of her

And they light the 24 candles.

I want her to close her eyes

and make a wish...

Because when she opens her eyes

and sees the face looking back at hers

with love and adoration

She will know that all her wishes

have already come true.

Happy Birthday, Kristen!

BRILLIANT!

It's amazing what people can do together

if they want to.

Until next time

Bye for now

We Hold These Truths to be Self-Evident.

Ah...

Remember greasy, wrinkled, scruffy Rob?

Seriously.

Look at his hair!

Don't you miss that hair?

And the smirk on his face.

Oh. He knows what he's doing.

He knows.

I have a special spot in my heart for this walk.

I think this might have been around the time

that I realized how...

~intoxicating~ 

his walking really was.

Anyway.

Enough of 'memory lane'

(for now)

Rob's birthday is coming up

May 13th.

And just like last year...

Fans are donating to a charity

in honor of his birthday.

http://www.standup2cancer.org/custom/?c=team&a=index&id=8454

Stand up 2 cancer.

Great charity.

If you can donate.

Please do.

These are 2 of my favorite pictures of Kristen.

Natural beauty.

G.O.R.G.E.O.U.S.

I see a girl.

A girl trying to follow her own path.

No matter the obstacles in her way...

She knows where she is going

and what it will take to get there.

I adore her.

People who know her... love her.

And she has the heart of

Robert Pattinson.
(Yeah, I went there)

Kristen's birthday is a couple of days away.

I hope to be posting again soon after..

I don't know.

I just have hope that her birthday

will be extraordinary.

Kristen's fans have raised money

for Alzheimer's Disease

in honor of her birthday.
(and there's still time to donate!)

http://curealz.org/heroes/fans-kristen-stewart

So far $17,667 has been raised.

Isn't that phenomenal?

Doesn't it make you happy to know

that there are indeed 

good decent people in this fandom?

I think it's incredibly wonderful.

It's so refreshing to have positive things
associated with this fandom.
Thank You.

I caught the last bit of "Pirate Radio"

the other night.

LOVE this movie.

The cast. The music.

And

TOM!

He's beyond adorable in this movie.

Up up and away beyond.

It was a bit hard to watch the bits

with Philip Seymour Hoffman 

But still one of my favorite Tom movies

One of my favorite movies.

Period.

Final thoughts.

1. Lots of drama. 

As usual.

I'm finding it all so tedious.

I'm sick of talking about it.

Dealing with it.

And acknowledging it.
So not worth my time.

People can fester and flail

fume and fabricate
fight and fuck up

all by their little old selves.
It has nothing to do with me.

This is me... being over it.

Besides...

There is no hiding from the truth.

 I was going to throw in some other cliches'
but you get my drift.
Right?

So where will I be?

I will be sitting in my big ol' comfy chair...

watching it all implode

from a safe distance.

With a big bowl of popcorn.

With butter.

Lots of butter.

Because it's better with butter.

You know it's true.

2. I'm a big fan of Monty Python.

And one of my fave movies is

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

Hilarious stuff.

Anyway... this bit reminded me of this fandom...

Not sure why.

Heh.

(since some people were having problems viewing the first video
I decided to provide another link.
Yeah... it's worth it.)




HAHAHAHAHA!

This post is brought to you by the wise words of
Thomas Jefferson

"We hold these truths to be self-evident."

Indeed.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Remember...

Love is LONG.