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Thursday, April 11, 2013

Our Lips Are Sealed...


Our Lips Are Sealed.



Can you hear them 
They talk about us 
Telling lies 
Well that's no surprise 





Can you see them 
See right through them 
They have no shield 
No secrets to reveal 





It doesn't matter what they say 
In the jealous games people play 
Our lips are sealed 





Careless talk 
Through paper walls 
We can't stop them 
Only laugh at them 





Spreading rumors 
So far from true 
Dragged up from the underworld 
Just like some precious pearl 






It doesn't matter what they say 
In the jealous games people play 
Our lips are sealed 




Pay no mind to what they say 
It doesn't matter anyway 
Our lips are sealed 





There's a weapon 
We must use 
In our defense 
Silence 





When you look at them 
Look right through them 
That's when they'll disappear 
That's when you'll be feared 

Pay no mind to what they say 
It doesn't matter anyway 
Our lips are sealed



This post is brought to you by the Truth.

If one thing has remained constant over the last
4 and 1/2 years
It's that Rob and Kristen
want to be together.
Where one goes... so goes the other.


And by my complete adoration
of Thomas Sturridge.



Until next time...

Keep Swimming.


Bye for now.

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Happy Happy Birthday Kristen!


Here I sit...
Trying to think about what I want to say for Kristen's Birthday.
Another year.
How many have there been since I've been in this fandom?
Six.
That seems like an awfully long time, doesn't it?
And guess who has been by her side
for every one of those 6 birthdays?
That's right.
Robert Pattinson.
Every single one.
The one consistent person in her life
through the ages of 18-23 years old.
Doesn't that tell you something?
No matter where the other one was
They found a way to be together.
Outside of family...
Who else has been by Kristen's side
for every important occasion in her life?



It's Robert.
Always Robert.




There are a lot of blogs and tumblrs 
that are giving glorious tributes to Kristen today.
Lots of great pictures and love
all dedicated to her.
She deserves every one.

But as I sit here...
I realize that I can only tell you why
I completely adore Kristen Stewart.
23 reasons?
I could probably do it...
but let's stick with the number 6 today.
It's significant.



Reason One.

She's strong... and brave.
She has put up with a lot this past year.
Stuff that most people wouldn't be able to deal with.
She has dealt with intense scrutiny and hatred
because she's human... and flawed.
I doubt most people would have been able to 
go out in public and face the criticism and judgement
that she has had to confront everyday since the world
has become aware that her and Rob
had fallen in love.
She's strong in her resolve to keep
what's hers... to herself.
She lives her life...
And she doesn't care if anyone approves.



Reason Two.

The fact that she is...
human and flawed.
She's awkward and doesn't always say the right things...
She trips and fumbles
But she always gets back up.
She kicks off her heels as soon as she can.
She goes out without makeup and her hair
wrapped up in a baseball hat.
She wears old t-shirts and jeans.
Kristen can wear anything and look gorgeous in it.
But her clothing of choice usually is from Rob's 
side of the closet.
She dresses for herself... not for others.
Yet she is one of the most talked about
fashion icons out there right now.



Reason Three.

I feel that Kristen is misunderstood.
People quickly judge her on one interview...
Or a blurb in a gossip rag.
They don't listen to her... 
They don't SEE her.
They don't see that she is painfully shy...
and uncomfortable in public situations
(No matter if she's an actress or not)
They prefer to say she's cold and uncaring.
They don't see how deeply she feels for 
the work she does...
The people she loves...
Or the people who love her.
It's one of the reasons I feel protective about her.
I want people to understand.
I want people to see the Kristen I see.
The one who is quick to smile and giggle
The one who would do anything for a friend.
The one who works hard for the job she loves.
Robert understands her.
And he loves her.
Know what I mean?


Reason Four

Kristen's acting.
I think she's fucking talented.
And the reason I believe this so strongly
is because she makes me feel...
What she is feeling.
Screaming to Aro 
"Kill me... Not him"
I got teary.
Dancing with Taylor at the wedding.
I cried too.
Watching her face light up
when she sees Rob at the end of the aisle
waiting for her
I  could feel her joy.
When Kristen cries in a movie...
It's almost guaranteed I will be crying too.
Or laughing.
Or worried...
Or scared.
Whatever the emotion
I feel it too.



Reason Five

Kristen loves animals.
She saves dogs from shelters.
She takes her cat with her as much as possible.
She loves Bear and Bernie like they were her children.
Have you heard her talk about them?
It's adorable.
They're like people.
It's a passion she shares with Rob...
He not only saves dogs from near death
but he pays to have an alligator sent free.
Two of a kind.

Had to get Tom in this post...didn't I?

Reason Six

I'm trying to condense my reasons down to six
and it's not been easy...
But suffice to say
People who know Kristen
Who REALLY know her.
Love her.
They want to take care of her...
Protect her.
Shield her.
Her friends...
Rob's friends...
Well.
THEIR friends
All will step in front of her to help her.

And that leaves me to Rob.
Robert loves Kristen.
I have no doubts about that.
None.
Rob has made it pretty clear that 
there is only one girl in his life.
The one who always shows up by his side.
The one who makes him smile like no other.
The one who has played the most important 
role in his life for the past 6 birthdays.
Look around and you will see it's true.
It's always Kristen.

And you know how it goes.

Rob and Kristen
Always
End
Up
Together.
Especially on birthdays!


Kristen.
I hope you have a wonderful birthday...
and you get all the happiness and love you deserve.
And when you blow out the candles on your 
birthday cake tonight...
Look at Rob smiling back at you
and remember your wishes have already come true.


This post has been brought to you by the numbers 6 and 23

6 will become 7
(then 8, 9 and 10. And beyond)

and 23 is a lucky number.
Just you wait and see.

HAPPY
BIRTHDAY
KRISTEN!

Until next time.

Bye for now

Friday, April 5, 2013

That's Gotta Sting...


It's been an amusing week...
Capped off by another nail in the Fringe coffin...



I've been getting a lot of emails
and even my very own stalker eggs on Twitter.
You know what I mean... right?


These people make up 'sock' Twitter accounts
just to talk to little ol' me!
It's similar to the emails I get...
"Rob is single!"
"Rose just accept that Rob and Kristen are broken!"
"Rob is living the single life without Kristen!"
"What excuses do you have now, Rose?"


I could go on... but you get the gist.

I'm not sure why they feel the need to haunt this blog
and my twitter account.
(Lord knows I don't chase them around)
It just REEKS of desperation and sadness.

And then what happened?




THIS HAPPENED.

Rob and Kristen...
Arms linked
Leaning into each other as they walk
And that smile on Rob?



Some things never change, do they?
Happy in love.
Happy together.

And did you know what happened to all those egg accounts?



They're all broken
(for a long time)

Yes.
We heard the howling...

It must be painful to admit you were wrong.
Again.
Isn't it embarrassing to jump and shout about how
single Rob is based on a couple of solo outings?
People seem to focus so much on the few minutes
we get to see of Rob and Kristen.
Together or alone.
What do you think happens when there are no cameras?
No pictures to be had?


Do you think Rob and Kristen just disappear and don't exist
when there isn't a picture?
Sure... Rob went to a lunch meeting without Kristen...
And he met up with some friends at the Chateau Marmont...
And? So?


Who do you think he goes home to?
Whose bed are his shoes under?
(and his shirts and his hats...)


Whose arms did he run into as soon as he was back 
from Australia?
Who does Rob share home(s) with
and dogs...
Everything?
Just because you don't SEE them together 24/7
It's pretty fucking obvious
Where he lays his head at night.
Next to Kristen.

How many more delusional excuses
 can you possibly come up with?
How many more absurd conspiracy theories?

Yes. I'm sure Nick and Ruth are in some sort of 
PR war to see who can outdo the other.
Right.
Uh huh.
Because a picture of Rob hiding under his hood
getting into a car somehow offsets
pictures of Rob smiling with his arm entwined
with Kristen walking down the street?
Really?
How does that work?
It just shows Rob living his life.
It shows Rob and Kristen
hanging out with friends
Enjoying their time together.

Face it...
The PR theory doesn't work anymore.
(Not that it ever did)



 The party's over... 
The fat lady is singing.
Loudly.

Just go away.
Go be Rob's fan and ignore Kristen exists
(Hey, it works for some out there)

Rob is going to continue to disappoint you.
He is going to continue to live his life.
With Kristen.

The simple truth is

Rob and Kristen
Always.
Fucking always.
End up 
Together.

ALWAYS.


This post is brought to you by the letter C

C for Conspiracy Theories.
Always entertaining.
Always showing how desperate you are
to cling to the scraps of what remains of your sanity.


C for Cuckoo.

This is what happens when you put
your faith in 'seers' and equine beasts.



C for CUTE!
Adorable.
Sweet.
Tom!



Remember when I said the future looked bright?
Indeed.

I can see clearly now, the rain is gone, 
I can see all obstacles in my way 
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind 
It’s gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright) 
Sun-Shiny day. 



Until next time

Bye for now
Lunatics.