Number 9 Dream

Here we go again...

A few months ago...

A pap took some pictures and declared

that Rob and Kristen had a huge fight.

Now?

The same pap has taken some pics of

Rob's car parked in front of Kristen's house...

claiming that he's been hanging there all week

(Didn't we already KNOW this has been going on?)

(and much MUCH longer than a week...)

Robert Pattinson is back with girlfriend Kristen Stewart.

 The couple spent time together since last Thursday.

 Rob has been visiting his ex regularly since then,

 his car is pictured parked at her house

 and him leaving her place during the day. 

If you believed him before...

Do you believe him now?
Do you ever believe a paparazzi narrative?
Or do you let the pictures speak for themselves?
Is it really 'Pics or it didn't happen?'
Because let's face it...
This guy is a complete and total douchebag.
Fascinating conundrum... Yes?

As usual...

The reactions have been swift.
The excuses have been rampant...

and even "PR" has resurfaced.

Yes.

PR.

Can you BELIEVE that shit?

OK. 

You can.

We all can.

Of course they would thaw out

that tired old excuse.

How about...

Rob was just over there picking up 

some of his stuff he left behind?

Cuz you know...

Most people would wait THREE MONTHS

to do that... Right?

Or

Rob was just visiting the dogs!

The very same dogs that idiots claim

Kristen replaced with the new puppy?

The dogs that so many were so sure

were just Rob's dogs...

Those dogs?

Or

Kristen wasn't even there!!!

Well...

Her truck was...

And the car she has been driving recently was.
And it IS her house after all

But somehow...
A 'source' says 

SHE WASN'T THERE!
Ever.
Like all the times Rob has been there
Kristen has mysteriously disappeared!
Sure.
Why not?

Maybe Rob was doing some laundry.
Raiding the Fridge.
Perhaps some light housecleaning?
Rob loves to vacuum!
Or maybe he left some more t-shirts and hats
 for Kristen to wear.

Perhaps Rob was watering the plants...

You know he misses his cactus

Oh hell.
That was Bella.
Shit.
Maybe Kristen brought the little guy home with her
and Rob became attached to it?
Sure.
Why not?

Maybe he missed her loquat crumble?

She just baked a bunch of crumbles for Rob
and left the house so he could devour them in peace.
Sure.
Why not?

We wouldn't just want to accept the simplest explanation
would we?
You know...
Rob and Kristen still love each other...
Still see each other...
And don't give a rat's ass what anyone else thinks.

I get Google alerts.
You know how that goes...right?
You put in whatever you are interested in reading about
in the 'alert' box
and whenever there is news about this person/place/thing
you get an email with links to the articles.

So yeah.
OK.
I got Rob in my alerts...

But seriously...
This is one of the emails I received the other day.
All in ONE email.
Honest.

1. Robert Pattinson and Riley Keough Are Hooking up

2. Robert Pattinson, Riley Keough NOT "Hooking Up" 

3. Robert Pattinson Is Definitely Dating Riley Keough! 

4. Robert Pattinson Hangs Out With Sia Again:
 Their Relationship Revealed

5. Robert Pattinson and Sia Are STILL Hanging Out! 

6. Robert Pattinson not dating Sia

7. Get to know Robert Pattinson's new GF, Sarah Gadon

8. Robert Pattinson Not Dating Sarah Gadon 

9. Robert Pattinson Getting Cozy With Co-Star Sarah Gadon

10. Robert Pattinson Caught Canoodling With Michelle Rodriguez??

Unfuckingbelievable.

I'm starting to believe that Rob has to have a double
or a triple...
Someone he sends out to capture all the attention
so he is left alone to live his life.

As for Riley Keough...
There hasn't been ONE picture of them alone together.
Not ONE sighting of them 'hanging out'
And that's not even counting the one where Riley
was at Kristen's birthday party.

This isn't Riley.
(We know who it is... a Kristen 'lookalike'. Bwahahaha.)
Riley's rep said it wasn't Riley.
Riley's friends said it wasn't Riley.
Riley said it wasn't Riley.
Fans said it was Riley and the Rags ran with it.
And for people to believe that all of Kristen's friends
would be hanging out with Riley all the time
if she was with Rob?
Really?
Riley?

Oh man.
I've just OD'd on the name Riley.

(How many times did I type Riley??)

Face it.
Rob hasn't been seen doing anything remotely
considered romantic or 'single'
since May...
(Either has Kristen)
Maybe because he doesn't really consider himself
to be single?
I don't know.
Just a thought.

This post is brought to you by the 
absolutely adoring image of 
Tom Sturridge.

Love is Long.

And this post is also brought to you by
the number nine.

Dream, dream away
Magic in the air, was magic in the air?
I believe, yes I believe
More I cannot say, what more can I say?
On a river of sound
Thru the mirror go round, round
I thought I could feel (feel, feel, feel)
Music touching my soul, something warm, sudden cold
The spirit dance was unfolding

Ah! bwakawa pouss, pouss
Ah! bwakawa pouss, pouss
Ah! bwakawa pouss, pouss

~Number 9 Dream
Written by John Lennon

Until next time.

bwakawa pouss, pouss

Bye for now.

Getting Better All The Time...

Alrighty then.

Man... this fandom is fucked.

Completely.

I still adore Rob and Kristen...

But hanging in the fandom for any length of time

can be incredibly toxic.
It used to be more fun.

(and don't get me wrong, I still get plenty of laughs)

But now its pretty much centered on hate.

Hating Kristen.

Hating Rob.

Hating Kristen and Rob.

Hating those who hate on Rob and Kristen.

Hating those who don't hate who you hate.
Hating people who hate people you don't hate.
Hating people who hate people you don't hate who you hate.

Someone asked me why I bother to try and change

peoples minds about Kristen.. or Rob.

And the simple answer is...

I don't.

I never did.

I've always welcomed differing opinions

as long as they weren't soaked in bitter hatred.

But people

(all sides)

are SO fucking angry all the time.

Every little thing sets people off on rants and twitlongers.

And as much as I care about Rob and Kristen...

It's just NOT that serious.

Regardless of what we think or say

It won't change a thing.

Rob and Kristen WILL be OK.

Even if you stop twitlonging for them.

Or against them.

Doesn't matter.

Look.

Rob and Kristen aren't perfect.

They have issues just like every other

relationship in the real world.

They aren't holding hands romping thru

meadows filled with purple flowers

and gazing into each others eyes.

And contrary to lunatics belief...

No one thinks they are Edward and Bella...

(at least nobody I know)

Anyway.

I believe something happened in May.
(sorry to all the conspiracy theorists out there)

I won't bother going into lame gossip and speculation...

Because that's basically all there is.

But.
It's not anywhere near as serious as some
(and by some I mean the hags and rags)
would like you to believe.
Not even close.
And.

If a guy seeks out a friend to talk to...

How is that a confirmation of a 'break-up'?

Oh right.

Cause its a girl.

Did you hear that noise?

It was a huge drama bomb going off...

Katy Perry talked about Rob and Kristen 

in an upcoming interview.

She was asked.

She answered.
Could she have handled it better?
Probably.
Does it matter in the end?
Not even a little bit.

“I sent (Stewart) a text message saying: 

‘I know you've seen all this stuff but you know I would never disrespect you.

 I’m not that person.

I’m just trying to be a friend to him

 but it is unfortunate that I do have a set of tits.’”

How does that confirm anything

other than someone being a 'friend' to Rob and Kristen?

But all the media and idiots out there

jumped on it and made it into something it wasn't

Because she is female.

Yes. She has tits.

In other words...

If she was a guy this wouldn't even be an issue.
And let's be real...
No matter what Katy said
even if it was 'no comment'
The drama would be the same.

And then we get Lainey...

Who has a major fixation on Katy and Rob

who claims this means Rob and Kristen are 'done'.

You remember Lainey and her predictions before...

Right?

She was POSITIVE that Rob and Katy 

were TOGETHER.

She even said that John Mayer was just hanging

around to throw people off the

scent of the relationship between them.

Remember that?

How wrong can you get anyway??

Now.

Every once in a while Lainey is fed

some info that turns out to be true.

And that's all well and good.

But this my friends... is not info

This is her OPINION.

And its a very biased one at that.

She has been wrong a lot more than she has been right

when it comes to Rob and Kristen.

In fact...

I can't remember the last time she was right.

It might have something to do with the fact

that neither Rob or Kristen's 'people'

want anything to do with her.

Just a hunch.

Awww.

Looks like someone got a new puppy.

Kinda reminds me of...

A lot.

I'm guess its a similar mix breed.

Very cute nonetheless.
Do you think Bear and Bernie will welcome
Baxter with open paws?
Will Briggs fit right in the doggie family?
(Come on, you know the dogs name starts with B)

So anyway what happens next?

Well.

Of COURSE Lunatics spew that

Kristen got a new puppy to replace

Bear and Bernie.

Because Rob took the dogs 

and they were never seen again.
(except that time that their paws recently turned
up on instagram at Kristen's house... heh)

REALLY???

Do these crazy people have pets?

You don't REPLACE a pet.
You don't just forget about the animals you love.

It's well documented how much she loves her dogs.

I know that Lunatics want to believe that

Rob and Kristen hate each other now

and never talk or see each other...

But they would be VERY wrong.

Oh.

So.

Wrong.

I'm sure we have all seen the conveniently edited pap video by now.
(Amazing how we don't see what the paps say or do BEFORE)

Kristen calls the guy a 'fuckface' (hahahaha)

and says he doesn't deserve to breathe the same air.

Well?

Is she wrong?

If you watched the video

(and it was painful)

Didn't you hear how upset she was?

You could hear it in her voice.

She was trapped.

Cornered.

Being harassed by a bunch of men.

In what reality is that OK?

Of course the haters will focus on the

"same air" comment...

Because that's what they do.

But how can you ignore the fact that 

these paparazzi continually

constantly

cross the fucking line?

Kirstie Alley @kirstiealley

the thing is.. there are cool paps and creepy paps..

the creepy ones rip blankets off your new babies head to get a shot. 

what would u do?

The paps don't have to verbally harass and abuse

the people they are taking pictures of

just to get a reaction.
They can be 'cool' paps.
They can keep a decent distance
and not be all up in their personal space.

Take your pictures and be done with it.

If you saw a young girl being hounded on the street

by a bunch of older men...

And they were saying rude and lewd things to her...

What would you do?

Sit there and laugh and say she 'deserved' it?

Make fun of the way she defended herself?

Because that is exactly what the Hags and Rags are doing.
The only difference is these guys happen to have cameras.
(Somehow making it acceptable??)

They think it's amusing that it's happening to Kristen.

"Oh look... Kristen is being an entitled brat because

she has the audacity to defend herself from attack"

"That's what she gets for being so superior and smug."

"This is fantastic"

Truly.

This shows you how fucked up this fandom

has become.
Smothered by bitter hatred.
I shouldn't be surprised that the rabid hater hyenas
would side with their own kind...

Pack mentality... Yes?

And by the way?

There is NO way in hell

Rob or Kristen have ever called the paps

or worked out any deal with them
E.V.E.R.

I doubt you would find 2 people who hate

the paparazzi more than they do.

When you are constantly stalked...

Why would they have to call them?
Rob and Kristen haven't ever
needed to get the attention of anyone...
E.V.E.R.

Poor Rob.
No matter what he does.
Where he goes.
He's being linked to the 'mysterious' girl
who happens to be in the same frame.
All this blather about 'being single'
He doesn't act single to me.
He acts like a guy hanging out with friends...
who actually goes out of his way NOT
to be connected to anyone of the opposite sex.
Kinda like he always has.

Look.
You can believe he's single...
and he's moved on.
And I can believe that he's still
deeply in love with Kristen
(and she, with him)
and working shit out.
Like daily.
Like now.
Like right now.

I've said this before...
When the day comes that Rob and/or Kristen
start hanging out with someone else
all the time...
Then that's when I will believe it.
But I wouldn't hold my breath If I were you...
(but in a way... I wish you would.)
(is that bad?)
The heart will always find a way.

I want them to be happy.
And I just happen to think that means
 Rob and Kristen
always end up
together.

We shall see.

So to all the Rob and Kristen haters...
STAY FUCKING PRESSED.

Your anger and bitterness
shows how worried you truly are...
And let's face it
YOU SHOULD BE.

This post is brought to you by the number 9.

It's a good number.
Meaningful.
Wait and see.

And by my complete
adoration of
Tom Sturridge

Love is long.

Until next time.

Bye for now

P.S. I see you there...
reading my words.
Can't stay away... can you?

We Can Work It Out

Rob likes to kiss. Kristen.

Oh boy.

You know...

You step away for a day or so

and come back to the same tired drama.

Don't people ever get bored of feeling anxious or angry?

Truly.

SMILE!!!

Rob and Kristen will be OK.

They both are working and enjoying life (and each other).

Isn't that what everyone should be doing?

Don't WORRY.

BE HAPPY.

I came across something that was pretty disturbing...

Some Rob 'fan' decided it would be oh so funny

 to troll the fandom (again)

with a 'I saw Rob and Kristen together' tweet.

Do people really think that stale shit is funny?

Really?

Is it really sooo hard to rile up

the anxious and needy?

Please.

Think about it.

This person...

Had to make up the lame 'troll' accounts

months in advance.

They had to get followers

tweet a significant number of times

All to make it look real.

WHO DOES THAT?

And better yet...

WHO wants to do that?

For what gain?

To get 5 minutes of giggles and attention?

 The time and effort put into numerous troll accounts

makes them look like an

obsessive schizophrenic.

Yeah... I can see how appealing that must be.

(and the people who hang on their every word.)

BRAVO!!

Oh look!

Rob is in the background of a picture

of Michelle Rodriquez!

He must be 'doing' her!

He was with her in the same bar!

But wait...

Is that a sliver of blonde hair next to Rob?

THE MYSTERIOUS BLONDE

has resurfaced!

He must be 'doing' her too!

In fact... 

SINGLE FREE Rob must be schtupping

(Yes. Schtupping)

any woman in the same air space as him now...

Right?

Let's see.

Since this media imposed breakup

(remember~ neither Rob/Kristen or their team 'confirmed' anything)

(remember~ this is based on a few pictures)

(remember~ there is so much more we DON'T see)

Rob has been linked to

a mysterious blonde.

a mysterious redhead

a mysterious brunette.

ANYONE but Kristen.

Except...

Well.

I hate (not really) to bring up this again... 

But still having doubts about the girl

in the truck with Rob?

It wasn't Riley.

It wasn't Odessa (hahaha at that one)

Or Katy. Or Caitlin. Or Camille. 

Or Emilie. Or Sarah.

So...

WHO was it?

Tiny girl in front seat.

Like Kristen.

Red hair in sun.

Like Kristen.

Profile.

Like Kristen.

Glasses.

Like Kristen.

Everyone agreed it was a

"Kristen look alike"

So...

Could it be.

Possibly.

Kristen?

Yes

Kristen is busy with work.

She always says that she needs it.

She looks great.

And man...

Is she tiny or what?

So cute.

I will never.

EVER

understand the constant need for some

to hate on this girl.

Nothing she has ever done in her life

has been worthy of the abuse some people

think is OK to throw at her.

Nothing.

No matter who she hangs around with.

No matter what she wears.

No matter if she smiles or flips someone off.

No matter if she makes mistakes

or has the love of a man

that so many other women want.

Kristen doesn't deserve any of it.

I will continue to adore her

and support her.

I guess others will continue

to be completely obsessed over every move she makes

and call themselves Rob fans.

Yeah.

OK.

Psssst...

Kristen still

Fucking OWNS you.

Enjoy.

LOVE this picture.

The smile on Rob's face is brilliant.

I guess this is what he looks like

when he takes pictures with fans 

who don't stalk and chase him?

Sometimes I think Rob is WAY too nice to fan(atics)

The ones that hunt him at airports and hotels...

Chasing and shouting at him for an autograph

and a picture.

I wonder if these fan(atics)

think Rob (and Kristen)

deserve a moments peace?

Do they believe that every time

they are in public they owe people

a smile and a picture?

...

People keep linking Rob and Kristen

to whoever they work with

or stand next to.

Everyone seems to be waiting for

the moment when

Rob or Kristen

step out with someone on a regular basis.

Because that will be the defining moment...

Right?

The... THIS IS IT moment.

And I agree.

That will be fucking huge.

Thing is...

Don't be too shocked 

if it's with each other.

This post is brought to you by

TOM STURRIDGE.

Brilliant.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Yes. No. Maybe So.

 

I finally have some time to myself...

Trying to go thru my emails and catch up on what

has been going on in Rob/Kristen world.

Some things are good.

Some things are OK...

Some things are kinda annoying.

This is my 

Yes.

No.

Maybe So.

Post.

And by the by...

Don't get all offended and bent if I don't just

go all dreamy eyed and vacant over everything 

Rob and Kristen do.

I see them as human beings...

Sometimes they get it right.

Sometimes they don't.

I can be a fan and continue to adore them

and not always agree with everything surrounding them.

I doubt they would want to be put on 

some kinda lame perfection idol pedestal anyway.

1. YES.

Kristen is rocking the military uniform.

Camp X-Ray.

She looks happy to be back working.

She looks happy.

Period.

NO.

I get that the paparazzi are fucking scum

and say rude vile disgusting stuff to you.

(and writing on your car? enough said)

We don't understand what you deal with every day.

You're not the only celebrity who flips off these asspipes...

But every time you do it just draws

negative attention.

It just gives those hungry hyenas something else

to howl and bark about.

Just stop.

Please.

It doesn't hurt the paps.

It actually makes them happy.

They WANT you to flip them off.

So why give them the satisfaction?

MAYBE SO.

If looks could kill...

You'd be lying on the floor.

If only it were that easy.

And damn... her hair is RED in the sunlight.

YES.

There is something natural and sexy about Rob

playing music.

A piano... guitar.

Doesn't matter what.

Dior knows what they are doing when it comes

to the pictures released for their new campaign.

But to be fair...

It's pretty fucking hard to mess up a picture of Rob.

NO.

Just about the whole written Dior copy.

"One perfume. 1000 lives"

Um.

The one part that stood out the most to me

while I tried so diligently to read the whole thing...

"An attitude that shuns pretension"

While some of what they say about Rob is true...

It's the way they say it.

Shuns pretension?

Dior... you define it.

Here's the deal...

You don't need long winded overwrought

paragraphs defining Rob.

You have pictures of him.

Lots of glorious, stunning beautiful pictures.

A picture is indeed worth a 1000 words...

Let those speak for him.

Believe me...

People will listen.

MAYBE SO.

OK. So there is a James Dean quality to Robert.

Rob and a white t-shirt.

I like it.

I like it a lot.

YES.

Rob on the set of MTTS.

He looks happy to be back at work... too.

People really focused on the bottom right picture.

I see why.

Intense Rob with a cigarette

hanging out of his mouth.

And of course the white tee.

NO.

I don't understand the big deal about the cig.

Like...

If Rob isn't smoking a REAL cigarette

it's because he's SINGLE and FREE.

Seriously.

E cig or real cig.

The boy has an addiction.

Well... make that two.

Because he's completely addicted to Kristen.

(whether he smokes or not.)

MAYBE SO.

Of course...

Kristen is addicted as well...

Just like Rob.

To Rob.

YES.

I saw Paul McCartney for the 6th time

on Tuesday night.

HE WAS PHENOMENAL.

The man is 71 years old...

and he still puts on an incredible show.

He. Is. A. Beatle.

Need I say more?

NO.

See the inside of that oven?

That's how it felt inside Miller Park on Tuesday.

The temp was 97 degrees.

The 'its feels like temp' was 104 degrees.

We were squished onto the floor of the stadium...

and there was no air flow. 

So.

Big Fucking NO.

MAYBE SO.

Seeing and hearing Paul sing...

"All My Loving"

and countless other Beatles/Wings songs...

was worth the discomfort.

I think.

YES.

There is something ever so charming about 

Bear and Bernie.

Ever. So.

I guess this acct is private...

But someone (who hates Kristen... btw)

is following her friends and relatives on Instagram.

Sounds rational to me.

But needless to say...

I got a few 

ALL CAPS SHOUTY EMAILS

about this picture.

"It's an OLD picture! They are puppies in it!"

"IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING!!"

Good grief.

So put out by this.

Firstly...

I doubt it's an old picture.

Why would Alicia post an old pic?

On her PRIVATE acct?

For what purpose?

And secondly...

Bear and Bernie weren't puppies together.

Bear was around a bit before Bernie came along.

And thirdly.

You need to deal with the fact that Bear and Bernie

belong to Kristen as much as they do to Rob...

and that if B/B were at Kristen's house

There's an excellent chance that Rob was there, too.

Excellent.

There is no NO.

No. No.

There is Rob.

There is Kristen.

Always.

MAYBE SO?

Tom Sturridge isn't a maybe.

He's a definitely.

This post is brought to you by... YES.

It's coming.

Until next time.

Bye for now