The Good, The Bad... The Crazy.

It's been a while, hasn't it?
Need to catch up on the fandom hijinks?
 I do.

How about the GOOD
The BAD
and the CRAZY?

Let's start with Crazy...
always the most entertaining.

JELLY BEAN was born!
Imagine that!!
Rob and Kristen
had another invisible baby!
I mean if you are going to have a 2nd fake baby
invisible is the way to go.
Invisible poopy diapers.
Invisible 2am feedings.
Invisible crying.

And you can travel all over the world
and never have to worry about babysitters!

Here is a picture of Kristen
taken at the end of May 2015

(Could her stomach BE any flatter?)

Supposedly she is heavily pregnant
(over 8 months)
and ready to deliver...
I guess being invisible pregnant
is a plus too!!
No stretch marks.
No weight gain.
No discomfort.

No labor!!
Lucky Kristen!

So far we have a Sweet Pea

And now a Jelly Bean...

What's next?
Peach Pit?

 Little Pumpkin Seed?

OH WAIT!!!
I know!!!
Since the Baby Brigade are convinced
the next one will be a boy...
(The "CUZ" magically seems to know this)
And they also seem to have this food obsession...
How about...
BLUEBERRY!!

They can call him BB for short!

The bouncing baby boy!

 How about some BAD (and some crazy)?

 You've all seen the 'interview' by now.

Kristen's mom Jules Stewart

Was supposed to be interviewed about her wolf project.

And amazingly...

Completely unexpected 

Shockingly

(Please read with major sarcasm)

The talk turned to Kristen.

And her sexuality.

And her millions.

And her relationships.

After it was posted...

Jules denied ever mentioning Kristen.

The reporter made a huge deal about her 'integrity'
(which she obviously never had)

And made claims about proving Jules talked about Kristen.

And then...

Nothing.

No proof.

Who is the liar?

Kinda moot at this point... Isn't it?

It's like pulling out the knife

After stabbing someone...

'Oops sorry!'

But the wound is still there.

Here's the thing...

What was annoying about this whole situation

wasn't Kristen's sexuality.

It's 2015

Why is it even a topic?
Why is it a big deal?
Why was it mentioned at all?

What is irritating is that either Jules

Used her daughter to garner more attention...

Or the reporter used Kristen to garner more attention.

Either way...

It's Kristen being used
and her personal business being talked about...
when there was NO REASON to bring her up.

And that is bullshit.

There wasn't anything shocking or horrible

being said in the article

Kristen isn't hiding her life from anyone...

She's too busy living it to give a fuck

what other people think.

But it's the fandom hyenas who have to

Rip and tear at everything Kristen does...

Even when she hasn't done anything.

They were the most vocal in supporting

this supposed writer...
(of course they were)

They debated the topic for days

And they defended the writer
(and then quickly backtracked)

And as usual they were 

ALL ABOUT KRISTEN

Don't they have other things to focus on?

(Like Rob or his current girlfriend perhaps?)

I mean...

If you want to believe in this interview

Then don't forget that Jules also said...

"She’s still friends with her ex-boyfriend 

and she’s moving forward."

I guess that would shoot down the 

'Rob and Kristen hate each other' theories...

 Bottom line?

This whole drama isn't Kristen's issue.

It's the people who want to poke their noses

Somewhere it doesn't belong

Making assumptions on things they know nothing about.

And people using Kristen's star power

To get attention for themselves.

It seems the whole point of the interview 

was about Kristen all along.

 And That just fucking sucks.

SOME GOOD.

Here is Kristen the same night all this 

Bullshit drama was taking place.

Speaking at 'Women in Film' in L.A.

Looking radiant and happy...
Focused on her work

And not giving a single fuck 

what some online assholes think about her life.

She's doing just FINE.

(And that pisses the hyenas off... Big time)
Better than fine...
Fucking GREAT.

Thank you very much.

MORE GOOD.

 A trailer for Queen Of The Desert.
There's not a lot of Rob...
But what you see looks good.
And I have to admit it was wonderful hearing
him speak with his normal accent.
I've missed hearing his voice.
I'm not usually one for 'epic' type films
but of course
for Robert Pattinson
I will always make an exception.

EVEN MORE GOOD.

Drake Doremus tweeted:
"Mixing EQUALS this week!"

Can we have a YAY?

And just who do those fingers...
who are caressing Kristen's face...
Belong to?

Mayhaps those fingers be these fingers?
That belong to that guy...
with that FACE?
(Talk about GOOD)

I cannot tell you how badly I need this movie
Must. Have. NOW.

And guess what?
MORE FUCKING GOOD!
Who da thought in this fandom??

LIFE Stills.
How adorable is Rob with the little boy?
How wonderful is the smile that lights up his face?
How anxious am I to see this movie?
When will we ever get a damn trailer?
Why does Rob look so good in a suit and tie?
So many questions.
Never any answers.
Such is LIFE.

This post is brought to you by
my endless adoration
for
Thomas Sturridge.
Always GOOD

He was there from day one.
Imagine the stories he could tell.
Not that he ever would.

"I don't talk about my friends behind their back."

“When you agree to be interviewed,
it’s an opportunity to review your own moronic-ness” he says.
“It’s OK if I come across as a complete idiot,
 but it’s not fair for me to describe or refer to anyone else.
 Anyone can be tainted by my mention of them”

Anyone that has Tom as a friend...
is very lucky indeed.

Until next time.

Bye for now.

Random Reflections

I thought I would just write about

what I have observed this week in the fandom...

1.Fucking BRILLIANT American Ultra Trailer.

Seriously?

How fucking AWESOME was this trailer??

I adore Jesse Eisenberg

and I Love LOve LOVe LOVE

that he and Kristen were together in this movie.

Wonderful Chemistry.

And Kristen?

Badass.

Gorgeous.

This trailer did exactly what it was meant to do...

Made me crazy anxious to see this movie.

You gotta admit

Kristen's career is on FIRE

The girl is working her ass off

and it's paying off

BIG TIME.

This is what being a fan is all about...

Getting to watch someone you adore

on the big screen

fucking slaying everyone.

2. The Baby Brigade

And their ongoing convoluted conspiracy theories

and irrational excuses trying to explain why

Rob and Kristen

Haven't been seen together in 2 years.

(And with other people)

And how in the world Kristen and Rob managed to be married

And not only have 1 baby

Completely unbeknownst to the entire world...

(And completely invisible for over a year)

But also managing to be like 15 months pregnant with #2.

Not sure how 2 of the most papped celebrities have fooled everyone

For so long

Except of course... Those who have insider cousins

And wear tin foil hats...

And will believe anyone as long as it's what you 

want to hear.

F.U.B.A.R.

Big Time.

3. Kristen And Alicia.

I'm indifferent about the nature
of Kristen's relationship with Alicia.
(Kinda how I feel about Rob and Twigs)
People can speculate all they want...
But it's Kristen's life and she's
living it the way she wants to.

But I do have to say one thing.
Alicia gives me Nikki Reed kinda vibes.
Yeah...
Kinda Deja Vu-ish

Clingy
Needy

Thirsty.

I don't know.

And this isn't 'hate' directed at Nikki or Alicia

Just an observation...


4. Rob.

There hasn't been much to write about Rob lately.

He wore a red nose for charity

Which was all kinds of cute.
He's in a movie.
He's not.
Wait he is.

But then maybe not.
I don't like getting caught up in the details
of shit like that.
I prefer to wait until he's actually on set.
Then I get excited.
And then I have to wait forever to actually see the movie.
Like "LIFE"
whats the deal with that one?

Anyway.
Rob still looks good walking...
So that is always a GOOD thing.
Even with orange Nikes.

5. Tom

I still adore him.
Completely.

Green. Sheep.
Forever.

This post is brought to you by...

Pinocchio

A lie keeps growing and growing
 until it's as plain as the nose on your face.

And just because you keep telling yourself
that something is true...
Doesn't make it so.

Until next time.

Bye for now.

Glass Houses

1. Kristen was in Korea for the 

"Chanel Cruise 2016"  last Monday.

Um.

How fucking beautiful is she?

Seriously.

I hesitate to say flawless

because no one really is...

And one of the things I adore most

about Kristen

are her flaws.

And how she owns them.

So how about we compromise and say...

Flawed Perfection.

Because I really think that is what she shows us.

Without really trying.

Casually gorgeous.

And there is something about her lately

where she looks so...

Content.

Happy.

And it looks wonderful on her.

2. Rob was at the Met Ball

Rob looked great.

Because honestly

Rob + Tux = Handsome

It's just the way it is.

We all should be used to it by now.
The man cleans up VERY well.

So Rob went with Twigs to the Met Ball.

He looked happy.

They looked happy.
At least I think so.

I guess it was their first 'official' event together...

And if you want to be excited and giddy

Hey... enjoy the moment.

But.

It's been almost 9 months...

and every time new pics of the two of them come out

people act like they've never seen them together before.

Like. Oh my god!!!

ROB AND TWIGS ARE TOGETHER!!!

What????

When did this happen???

Let's just ignore the last 9 months of pictures

we have seen of them

and pretend this is the very first time!!!

Then the drama and the name calling

And the drama.

And more name calling.

Let's not forget the drama.
And name calling.

And it would be one thing to be happy 

that there are cute pics of a couple you like together

~being Together

BELIEVE ME

I know how that feels.
(Well... I used to know how that feels)

But then we get the Baby Brigade

huffing and puffing

(And trying like hell to blow that house down)

and trying to rationalize why they are together again

You know how it goes...

The pics are photoshopped.
Or old.
Or staged.
(amazingly... EVERY picture is fake in some way)
Rob is married to Kristen
and they have a baby!
Kristen is pregnant with baby #2!!
Poor Rob has to babysit his investment.
PR. PR. PR. PR.
Rob is hanging out with Twigs to protect
his privacy with Kristen...
Never mind that celebrities more sought after
than they are have no problems being in a normal
relationship and having a family.

Imagine thinking that Rob and Kristen

are more in demand and need more privacy 

Than the future King of England.

Because he somehow manages to work it all out just fine.

And who is under more scrutiny than he is?

3. Thomas Sturridge.

I wish I could convey how much I adore him.

Or do I?

Does a brief mention at the end of a post 

Make my feelings clear?

Tom is having a great 2015 so far.

"Far from the Madding Crowd"

With Carey Mulligan

Is getting good reviews and getting Tom attention.

And then there is the play

"American Buffalo"

And every thing I read about it

Says what an incredible performance by Tom.

Tom belongs on the stage...

I think he's most at home there.
I think he's so talented...
I can't wait to see whats next.

And just in case the point was missed...

I ADORE HIM.

4. I hate to say this

(OK, not really)

But there are just as many shitty Rob fans

As there are shitty Kristen fans.
(to the complete embarrassment of this fandom)

All the vile hate against Twigs and Kristen
is completely uncalled for.
ALL OF IT.
But I'm finding it pretty fucking tedious
when some of these pompous know-it-all Lunatics
try to paint all of Kristen's fans
with the same shitty brush.
Sorry.

But there are plenty of disgruntled Rob fans out there too.

Equal Opportunity Disappointment.
The shit is everywhere.
On every side.
And seriously...
These Fringe fans are so quick to say
"Kristen's Fans are the WORST"
and
"I can't believe the hatred for Twigs!"
Seriously?
Are you new here?

Many of these same people
not only followed
POOPSCOOPSTEW for years
while she attacked Kristen and anyone
who was associated with her
with vile horrific hater bullshit
They laughed at what she had to say
and encouraged her for more.

How convenient to have forgotten what has been-

And is still being said about Kristen to this day.

Remember- 

Neither Twigs or Kristen deserve the hate spewed at them.

But your fucking glass house has a lot of
 broken windows.

5. Just because I don't want to talk
about Twigs or Alicia very much
doesn't mean I'm in denial.
The reality is I really don't have much
 to say about either of them
because they don't matter to me...
and just because they are the ones
who are closest to Rob and Kristen right now
doesn't mean I have to fawn all over them
to be considered a 'true fan'.

Fuck that noise.

I keep hearing Rosalie's line from Eclipse
in my head when it comes to them..

"I don't hate you...
But I don't particularly like you"

That's about right.

This post has been brought to you
by all the people
who will read my words
And wonder if I'm talking about them.

(I am)

Until next time.

Bye for now.

And just remember...

Obviously 2

Just pointing out the Obvious...

1. Obviously Kristen's fans are phenomenal.

They raised over $27,000 for Alzheimer's Association

in honor of Kristen's 25th birthday.

Impressive.

 Never underestimate the power of Kristen

and those who adore her.

2. Obviously Rob was with Twigs at Coachella.

Obviously Rob was dancing with Twigs...

Obviously they are together

whether you like it or not.

The pics weren't photoshopped.

Obviously.

Obviously Kristen likes hanging out with Alicia.
Obviously they are very close.

Obviously Twigs and Alicia don't matter to me.
And even if I don't care about them either way...
I don't get why some people need to call them names.
They obviously haven't done anything wrong.

Rob looks happy.
Kristen looks happy.
You can love it or you can hate it.
But the heart fucking
wants what it wants.

Obviously.

3. Obviously Rob's dancing skills are part of his charm.

Don't we all love dorky wonky Rob?
I've kinda become disenchanted with the word 'adorkable"
as of late...
But my goodness
He is SO adorkably cute.

4. OBVIOUSLY some people need to look up

the definition of PARODY (and pregnant)

Rob and/or Kristen aren't sending you 

super secret messages with the fake Scott acct.

It's fake.

A joke.

A parody (/ˈpærədi/; also called spoof, send-up or lampoon),

 in use, is a work created to imitate, make fun of, 

or comment on an original work, its subject,

 author, style, or some other target, 

by means of satiric or ironic imitation.

5. OBVIOUSLY Kristen isn't pregnant...

Never has been pregnant.
And just because she uses the word PREGNANT
in a sentence... doesn't mean she is/was pregnant either.

She's OBVIOUSLY not married to Rob.
It is obviously the most far fetched delusional bullshit
to continue claiming that Rob and Kristen
would go to such extraordinary lengths to hide
something as normal as being together.
The media/haters aren't perpetrating a hoax.
There is no rational reason to do so.
Obviously

6. OBVIOUSLY Nicholas Hoult is cute as hell.

I like him.

I can't tell you how much I'm looking forward

to seeing him and Kristen in EQUALS.

And the promo.

Yes.

The Promo.

Obviously I'm looking forward to that.

7. Obviously the Twigberts and assorted

"anyone but Kristen" Rob fans

Loved the bit where Rob and Twigs were dancing.

I get it. Bravo.

But please..

Enough of the

"They're just upset they never got stuff like

that when Rob was with Kristen."

Really?

You can't erase it.
You can't rewrite history.
So give it a fucking rest.

8. Obviously I fucking ADORE Tom Sturridge.
For obvious reasons.

9. Obviously Rob and Kristen are gorgeous and talented.
Obviously it's possible to be a fan of both.
Obviously I am.
Why would I fangirl the same way
about two different people?
You don't treat every person in the same way.
What works with one... might not work with another.
It's possible to love the same
only differently.
Obviously I adore them both.
How I choose to show that
is my business.
Obviously its not yours.

10. Obviously this post is pregnant with sarcasm.

This post is brought to you by
Green Sheep.

Forever.
Obviously.

Until next time.

Bye for now