Happy Birthday Kristen Stewart!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

KRISTEN STEWART!

On reaching peace with her public image:

 “I’m really proud that I am able to move forward 

and not fall into every mental crater. 

That’s a new thing for me.

 Age has made me smarter and calmer.

 And it is fucking awesome.”

On apologizing: “Lately, I’ve been doing less 

of the ‘I’m sooooo sorry.’

 And more of the ‘No. Fuck. Jesus.’”

On her sexuality: “Google me, I’m not hiding.

 If you feel like you really want to define yourself,

 and you have the ability to articulate those parameters

 and that in itself defines you, then do it.

 But I am an actress, man.

 I live in the fucking ambiguity of this life and I love it.

 I don’t feel like it would be true for me to be like, 

‘I’m coming out!’ No, I do a job.

 Until I decide that I’m starting a foundation 

or that I have some perspective or opinion 

that other people should be receiving…I don’t. 

I’m just a kid making movies.”

On Twilight: “Anybody who wants to talk shit about Twilight,

 I completely get it, but there’s something there that I’m endlessly,

 and to this day, fucking proud of.

 My memory of it felt—still feels—really good.

 People are always comparing Twilight to things 

and trying to figure out why I’ve made certain decisions that I’ve made, 

and I always say every single moment that has led me to this moment 

has made me who I am.”

"The public kind of burned me at the stake.

 But that's OK, I can take it.

 I'm not dead."

"Someone who just commands the lens simply by standing in front of it."

Kristen commands attention...

and she doesn't even have to try.

You have to look.

You want to know.

Even the people out there who claim to 

not care about her 

can't look away.

Admit it.

I adore her.

Completely.

Is she perfect?

Not even.

Does she make mistakes?

Absolutely.

Do I like or agree with

everything she says and does?

Of course not.

She's human.

She's flawed just like every one else.

And its all part of her charm.

Perfection is not only impossible...

It's boring as fuck.

I don't judge Kristen

for living her life 

the way she wants to live it.

Why would I?

If I have learned anything these past 7+ years

its to step back and not obsess

over things which I have no control over.

I want her to be happy.

I think she is.

I want her career to flourish.

I know it is.

I hope she is having a wonderful birthday...

Full of love and laughter

and that all her wishes...

are coming true.

Happy Birthday

Dear Kristen...

Happy Birthday to you.

This post is brought to you by:

Kristen Stewart

She's got these big green eyes and they're as wide as the moon...

For being born today.

You have made the last 7 years...

utterly fascinating

always interesting.

And dare I say...

totally intoxicating?

Yes.

Yes I can.

Until next time.

Bye for now.

The Week in Pictures

If a picture paints a thousand words...

We finally got to see some new pics of Rob.

Serious.

Brooding.

Big hair.

Earrings.

Kinda like an edgy Edward.

But who took the pics somehow garnered

even more of a reaction...

Karl, himself.

Imagine that.

Now a huge deal was made out of that fact..

Even though I don't know why.

Mr. Lagerfeld takes pictures of people.

A lot.

Because you know...

If Karl took Rob's pictures...

AND Kristen's pictures.

Well.

They MUST be married!!!

OF COURSE!!

Isn't that the most logical point of view?

No?

A store in NY

recently posted that Rob and Twigs

came into their store and bought 

a "clown padding jacket"

(I know...wtf)

I don't know who it's for...

but I can see either of them wearing it

(please soon)

But as usual...

The Baby Cult came out to attack

and tried to discredit the store

and called them liars... etc.

A shop got all excited because famous people

came into their shop and bought a jacket...

They had no reason to lie.

I mean... come on.

If you are going to make up someone to come 

and buy something in your store

You could come up with all kinds of more famous people

than Rob and Twigs to make that claim.

It was a big deal for them...
why wouldn't they talk about it?

And then a few days ago...

we got a few shot of Twigs with fans.

Yeah. OK. So what.

Well.

See the hooded figure in the back?

Kinda looks familiar doesn't it?

So of course...

People being what they are...

and doing what they do

asked the guy if Rob was there.

"She was with him, but I didn't care

about him. I was interested with her"

Hey to each their own, right?

But.

Kinda proves that the tall guy in the hood

standing behind his girlfriend...

was indeed Rob.

Now I could bring up endless sightings

and tweets of people 

(Including Kellan Lutz talking about their upcoming wedding)

who saw Rob/Twigs together

But its pretty obvious they were.

I have to clarify.

I don't care if they are together or not...

Just being honest.

But it's fascinating seeing the 

lunatics scramble and shout

accusing everyone and their daddy

of being in on some grand conspiracy.

They are completely scary and irrational.

Completely.

They talk in plurals...

"WE can't divulge our sources"

"We are many"

"We are RK's Street Team!!"

"We have many trusted and vetted sources"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I mean...
WHO talks like that?

Isn't it convenient that the loons

make up a twitter account

JUST to corroborate their lunacy?

"Hey you better listen to me!

I'm VETTING every sighting!"

Um.

So what?

You can say whatever you want

doesn't make it true.
It's just another opinion.

Hey. 

Guess what?

I have someone who vets stuff too!

Meet BrilliantSpy

She says that the pic of the hooded guy

behind Twigs is definitely Rob.

#FACT #TRUTH

And this picture?

Is most assuredly a NotRob.

Rob has longer, shaggy wavy hair...

No way.

No how.

#FACT #TRUTH

and this one...

BrilliantSpy says her sources tell her

that "Moms" is what Cam calls his mother.

It has nothing to do with Kristen whatsoever.

#FACT #TRUTH

And you must just take her word for it, OK?

Because she has super secret sources

that she would NEVER exploit or expose.

So just BELIEVE her!
She DOES have Brilliant in her name, after all.

No questions asked.

Chanel’s Eyes 2016 Campaign

I honestly cannot think of ONE person

who has more beautiful eyes than Kristen.

She is fucking PERFECT for this.

My sweet lord.

It's really hard to not just gush over every image of her.

She looks stunning and beautiful and...

absolutely perfect.

and let's not forget...

Long.

Lean

Tall.

Dark.

Handsome.

Yeah.

Nicholas Hoult.

Can I have EQUALS
like...
NOW?

And.

My sweet Thomas.

Haven't seen hide nor hair from him in ages.

What does he look like?

Big shaggy beard?

Clean shaven?

Top knot?

Buzz cut?

Come on, Tom...

Show that beautiful face.

Please.

Please.

Thank You.

Final Thoughts.

1. Although it appears that Rob and Twigs

are indeed still together and haunting New York together...
(Ring or no ring... doesn't seem to matter)

Whether they remain together or not

doesn't mean he will run back to Kristen.

2. The reason I point and laugh at the Baby Cult

is because I think people need to realize how toxic

they really are to this fandom

(or whatever the hell this is)

AND to Rob and Kristen.

The majority of what they do/say

is attacking Twigs

And anyone who doesn't agree with them.

Daily.

Hourly.
Constantly.

If they truly believed that Rob and Kristen

were in some fabled everlasting romance...

They wouldn't feel the need to trash Twigs all the time.

They are the ones with the Kristen avis

who go and attack Twigs on social media

Making all Kristen fans looks bad.

Making the fandom look ridiculous.

Embarrassing everyone.

They are the ones who insult Twigs

which makes the Sessed attack Kristen in retaliation...

Then the Krisbians attack Rob.

They drag Kristen and Rob into their bitter battle...

and its fucking annoying.

It's a vicious cycle.

3. Kristen doesn't need Rob...

or anyone else right now.

Maybe she is seeing someone

Maybe not.

It's refreshing that I can say

I don't really care.

(at this time anyway... heh)

I love what she is doing career-wise.

She is so focused and determined

to be the best she can be...

And she has finally stepped into the light

and she's earned every sweet moment.

4. There has been spewage about the EPIC reveal again.

Oh it's close y'all!

Like last July when there were going to be

EPIC FIREWORKS!

And how can we forget 

SEPTEPIC!

Just about every week or so

Something EPIC is supposedly going to happen

to make all haters and doubters cringe in defeat.

Yeah. OK.
It's been over a year and a half...
Any time now

5. It was good to see Rob in work related pictures.

He's been stingy lately with showing his face...

either on set or off.

It's funny...

I was reading the other night

and I heard "Whole Lotta Love"

I'm immediately drawn to watch 

Rob running across the roof...

driving in the surf

kissing the girl.

The man really is ALL kinds of sexy in that commercial.

I hope to see more of that in the future.

This post was brought to you by the #Truth
If you look
You will see.

Until next time.

Bye for now.

Just Another Manic Monday...

What's new in the ever fascinating

world of internet fandom?

Nothing much.

Same shit.

Different day.

Sometimes its different shit

same day...

But you know how it goes.

Anyway... let's see what we have.

1. Kristen at Sundance

Her film "Certain Women"

was getting wonderful reviews

especially Kristen's performance.

No surprise there.

Sundance and Kristen equal Brilliant.

Always.

2. Rob's hair

Rob is working on "Good Time" right now in NY

and I guess he got a perm for the role.

It's hard to really gauge the depth of curliness...

But there was much ado about it.

I would like to see him on set and the perm

in its full glory...

3. Nicholas Hoult

I think he's pretty.

And tall.

Like REALLY tall.

And he's British.

And did I mention how adorable he was?

And tall?

I post about Nicholas Hoult

BECAUSE I CAN.

Some people seem to get all bent about it

But too fucking bad.

I like him.

A lot.

And I'm looking forward to this

oh... and this...

No matter the circumstances of their relationship...

There ain't NOTHING wrong with that.

4. Thomas Sturridge

I adore him completely.

He has a role in "Hollow Crown- War of the Roses"

playing Henry VI.

Stellar cast.

And seriously people...

go watch some of Tom's films.

He's really quite good at what he does.

5. Baby Cray

The Baby Cray have taken it up a notch

to full blown insanity.

Whats new?

As usual... any picture that doesn't fit their 

psychotic agenda is

PHOTOSHOPPED!

It's the GO TO excuse.
The ONLY excuse.

I mean... seriously.

How can anyone just sit there and believe that shit?

They argued for days about the pics of Rob getting a perm

Look at the snow!

Look at the lights!

The pics are old!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

All to secure their fantasy that Rob was never in London

all this time... with Twigs.

(Don't look at the man behind the curtain)

I'm sorry (not really) that I laugh at this lunacy

I can't seem to help it.

They contradict themselves at every turn

and its quite entertaining.

They ignore all evidence that Rob is with Twigs

and instead pull out pictures of Rob/Kristen

that are YEARS old.

People are being lied to...

And People are most definitely lying.

Liar. Liar. Pants. On. Fire.

No insider 'Cuz'

(alternate personalities don't count)

No super secret sources.

No FBI photo analysts

The whole "if you knew what we know"

really doesn't fly.

(not that it ever did)

Because it's quite obvious that 

You know dick shit.

Kristen said so.

6. Kristen's interview with Variety

Well.

You all know by now that Variety 

erroneously (purposely) attributed Kristen's comments to “diversity.”

They have since clarified above that her comments 

were addressing gender equality.

It didn't take long for the hyenas

to come out for the attack.

They smelled blood.

They all wanted a piece of Kristen.

They ripped and shredded.

Even when it was clear what Kristen was referring to...

The hyenas continued their attack.

"Well... she was attacking women.

Does that make it better?"

Except Kristen's views on gender equality

are well known.

She's a feminist.

She works with women on projects

about women starring women

directed by women.

Yeah... maybe she could have worded 

her response a bit better...

(I guess not everyone is as perfect as you are)

But you all know what she meant.

Even the blood thirsty hyenas.

It sucks to want to try and hurt Kristen

time and time again...

yet her career is on FIRE.

And that burns you most of all.

7. Rob fan.

It irritates (some) people that I don't talk enough about Rob.

As I said before...

Not much to say.

Dior ad.

Good Times.

Perm.

If my ovaries don't burst on every tweet

and in every post...

I must not be a fan anymore!

Well of course that's complete bullshit.

As always...

I don't get why its so important how much I talk about Rob.

or how I talk about Rob.

What's it to you?

I talk about what I want...

and I'm sorry if I don't talk about Twigs

(I don't care about her)

or Rob's perm.

I go see/buy his movies.

That's all I need to do.

Oh. And.

I don't keep my blog name

to annoy idiots out there 

who are somehow offended by it.

Really?

Like I would let some random people

dictate what I should do.

Right. OK.

I keep the name because I like it.

And I still like Rob.

Because I've had it for over 7 years

and its mine.

I don't keep it to spite anyone.

Or to garner more 'hits'

because honestly...

I'm guessing if I called it 

Kristen Stewart Intoxication

it would get more.

I've never been about hits...

I don't care.

I write this because I want to

not because I have to.

And in closing...

Kristen Stewart is better than you.

And you.

And definitely you.

And you know who you are

I adore her.

She's not perfect.

She's flawed.

But that's all part of her immense charm.

And you know she has 'something'

that keeps you all hanging on her every move

and her every word.

Admit it.

Robert Pattinson is with FKA Twigs.

I wish he would just marry her already...

and maybe that will shut up the Cray.

Although I'm sure they will find 

some sort of conspiracy theory

to cover it up.

It is interesting to note that the crazy

isn't just in this fandom.

I just read recently where some fans

of 1D won't accept the fact that

one of the boys recently had a baby with someone.

There are pics of her pregnant...

Pics of him with the baby...

Yet.

It's FAKE.

It's PHOTOSHOPPED.

I mean.

And here we have people 

desperately making fake babies!!!

Wow.

One last thing.

I loved Rob and Kristen together.

I really did.

I spent a lot of time talking about them

I enjoyed every minute.

But guess what?

I love Rob and Kristen APART

even more.

I think they are better apart.

And they both seem happy with their life.

At least we will always have Paris.

It was sweet...

while it lasted.

But the party's over...

It's time to call it a day.

With acceptance

comes peace.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Happy 2016!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

It's 2016.

I don't need to tell you how fast time 

seems to go by...

Well.

At least for some of us.

*cough*

I don't usually make 'resolutions'

for the New Year...

Do.

Or Do Not.

There is no Try.

You know?

But I am going to make an effort

to post a bit more often.

Did that make you cringe?

Ha!

I hope so!

Anyway.

Let's take a look at what has

happened in the fandom

in the past week.

1. Kristen's HOT January.

(and its only the 11th)

If you are a fan of Kristen's

(and if you read this... 

you know I most certainly am)

and even if you aren't a fan

All the critics awards she has been nominated for

haven't gone unnoticed.

Someone sent this to me...

I'm not sure its completely accurate

but even if there are one or two mistakes

(and I'm not saying there is)

Fucking A... Right?

How incredible and well deserved.

So what does this have to do with the first week of 2016?

Well.

We got this:

Kristen Attends The “Clouds of Sils Maria” 

Special Screening Q&A In NYC

And this:

Kristen Attends The New York Film Critics Circle Awards

And this:

Kristen at film society of Lincoln Center's luncheon in NYC 

And this...

Kristen at the tonight show with Jimmy Fallon

And...

*whew*

This.

Kristen attends the national board of review gala in NYC.

Brilliant.

Beautiful.

Bold.

Bundle of Energy.

The girl works hard.

And its paying off.

Big time.

Look at her.

She's never looked better...

or happier.

And I'm positively THRILLED for her.

And I would be lying if I didn't say

that I got some smug satisfaction

that all those nasty bitter bitches

who said she was 'washed up'

would never work again

And wanted to burn her at the stake...

have to eat their fucking words.

You know it has to be hard to swallow...

and I hope they choke on every syllable.

(Sorry? Not even a little bit)

2. Rob's Dior Ad.

As commercials go... it was OK.

Short.

Sweet.

After the last ad...

I gotta say it was a wee bit underwhelming. 

But Rob does look great in it.

Who does dark and broody better than him?

He also starts filming "Good Time"

some time soon...

I'm looking forward to seeing set pics.

(and I'm sorry if I don't have a lot to say

about Rob...

But there isn't much to talk about right now.

And no...

I won't change the name of my blog.)

3. The 3D Club.

What is the 3D club you ask?

When you're referencing the Baby Loons...

The D's stand for

Delusional

Desperate

and

Denial.

Unfortunately

they've been busy so far this year.

As usual whenever new pics of Rob and Twigs show up..

They go into rabid overdrive trying to show the pics

are fake and photoshopped.

And of course the "Cuz" has to make an appearance

to soothe the savage beasts.

HKN even went so far as to put this on her blog...

"Red circle for the dipshidiots that don’t get it.

 And the cuz says yes that’s who we think it is."

Hmmm.

Who do WE think it is?

Because it most certainly isn't Rob.

And if you watch TMZ's video of this 

you can see very clearly that this guy

who is certainly NOT Rob

doesn't even get in the car with them.

So tell me HKN/Cuz?

WHO DO WE THINK IT IS?

And honestly.

IF Rob had been anywhere near Kristen...

You don't think TMZ or any of the Paps

would have been snapping endless pictures of him?

You don't think it would have been all 

over entertainment media? 

So how is that for Delusional?

Then this was posted...

Desperation!

ALL OF THESE PICTURES AREN'T REAL.

ALL FAKE.

Imagine that!

Rob wasn't at the airport.

Rob wasn't at his friends birthday party.

Rob wasn't out to dinner with his parents and Twigs.

Rob wasn't at a store

or walking the streets of London.

And Lord knows...

Rob wasn't out walking in London

holding hands with Twigs!!!

DENIAL!

Rob is in NYC with his wife Kristen

and their 2 baby girls!

FACT!!!

But wait!

It gets better!

See the shadowy hooded figure in the reflection

of the window behind Kristen??

THAT IS (not)ROB!

(although its probably the fan's friend)

Don't worry that no mention was made of 

him being there...

That the fan who is in the pic failed to include Rob

in this fantastic picture!

Never mind that the ghost in the reflection...

doesn't even look like Rob

unless you are counting the grey hoodie...

which in that case

the fan in the pic could be Rob too!!!

And this is (not)ROB too!!!

See that leg??

ROB!!!

Again...

No mention of him being anywhere near Kristen.

Not a peep from anyone.

I'm sure these fans just don't care... Right?

iRob and Kristen were wandering around NYC together.

And somehow ...

Some way...

The paps managed to miss the biggest coup of the year!!!

It doesn't even look like Rob...

except background guy has legs.

And Rob has legs too!

Lets recap...

ALL the pics where Rob is clearly seen

with his friends and Twigs... etc

( in London)

ARE FAKE.

ALL the pics where you see a leg

and a blurry reflection...

THOSE ARE ROB!!!

Look at the way he's holding his drink!

It's Rob!!!

(Feel free to add FACT! Or TRUTH! to the end

of these sentences to make it more convincing)

Jesus.

And they don't even see the insanity of it all.

That's the scariest part.

Edit: Just in case you don't 

Comprehend the sarcasm...

I don't for one second believe that

Rob and Kristen are married with 2 babies.

No way.

No how.

4. NicSten >>>> RobSten

Well.

Lookie here.

Leaving their hotel together....

Cute as hell.

Hey.

I'm not a "Nicsten".

Yes I think they are adorable together

but whatever their relationship is...

I'm not concerned.

But it's apparent that there is some 

sort of relationship... Yes?

It does piss a lot of people off though...

and that I do find amusing.

Too bad Kristen doesn't ask for our advice.

She seems happy just living her life

with whomever she wants.

The thing is?

Nic and Kristen have hung around kinda a lot

when they get the chance..

(And not always work related)

and considering how busy they both are

that's quite the feat.

Whenever they are in the same vicinity...

there they are.

Things that make you go...

Hmmmmm.

(and is it any wonder she is so damn smiley

and happy these days...)

Let me reiterate that

my feet are firmly on the ground.

No ships for me.

I'm just standing on the shore...

and saying how pretty that ship is.

Look but don't ship.

That's my motto.

(for now)

But Nicsten over Robsten

because hey...

Robsten is over.

Since May 2013

There have been a shitload more pics

of Nicholas and Kristen together

than Rob and Kristen

(because there hasn't been any of Rob and Kristen)

So...

"just saying"

5. Thomas Sturridge

There really hasn't been much Tom news unfortunately.

(I did recently watch "Far from the Madding Crowd"

and I liked it... Loved Tom)

Although there was a birthday party with all his mates

(Rob included)

but no pics of him that I saw.

He's a low key kinda guy.

There was a tweet where someone in Soho

said they saw him and Rob hanging out the other day...

I like that idea.

Shaggy and Scrappy.

Friends to the end.

Nothing wrong with that.

Happy 2016

I truly hope you find all the 

peace and happiness

that you deserve.

Until next time.

Bye for now.