The Week in Pictures

If a picture paints a thousand words...

We finally got to see some new pics of Rob.

Serious.

Brooding.

Big hair.

Earrings.

Kinda like an edgy Edward.

But who took the pics somehow garnered

even more of a reaction...

Karl, himself.

Imagine that.

Now a huge deal was made out of that fact..

Even though I don't know why.

Mr. Lagerfeld takes pictures of people.

A lot.

Because you know...

If Karl took Rob's pictures...

AND Kristen's pictures.

Well.

They MUST be married!!!

OF COURSE!!

Isn't that the most logical point of view?

No?

A store in NY

recently posted that Rob and Twigs

came into their store and bought 

a "clown padding jacket"

(I know...wtf)

I don't know who it's for...

but I can see either of them wearing it

(please soon)

But as usual...

The Baby Cult came out to attack

and tried to discredit the store

and called them liars... etc.

A shop got all excited because famous people

came into their shop and bought a jacket...

They had no reason to lie.

I mean... come on.

If you are going to make up someone to come 

and buy something in your store

You could come up with all kinds of more famous people

than Rob and Twigs to make that claim.

It was a big deal for them...
why wouldn't they talk about it?

And then a few days ago...

we got a few shot of Twigs with fans.

Yeah. OK. So what.

Well.

See the hooded figure in the back?

Kinda looks familiar doesn't it?

So of course...

People being what they are...

and doing what they do

asked the guy if Rob was there.

"She was with him, but I didn't care

about him. I was interested with her"

Hey to each their own, right?

But.

Kinda proves that the tall guy in the hood

standing behind his girlfriend...

was indeed Rob.

Now I could bring up endless sightings

and tweets of people 

(Including Kellan Lutz talking about their upcoming wedding)

who saw Rob/Twigs together

But its pretty obvious they were.

I have to clarify.

I don't care if they are together or not...

Just being honest.

But it's fascinating seeing the 

lunatics scramble and shout

accusing everyone and their daddy

of being in on some grand conspiracy.

They are completely scary and irrational.

Completely.

They talk in plurals...

"WE can't divulge our sources"

"We are many"

"We are RK's Street Team!!"

"We have many trusted and vetted sources"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I mean...
WHO talks like that?

Isn't it convenient that the loons

make up a twitter account

JUST to corroborate their lunacy?

"Hey you better listen to me!

I'm VETTING every sighting!"

Um.

So what?

You can say whatever you want

doesn't make it true.
It's just another opinion.

Hey. 

Guess what?

I have someone who vets stuff too!

Meet BrilliantSpy

She says that the pic of the hooded guy

behind Twigs is definitely Rob.

#FACT #TRUTH

And this picture?

Is most assuredly a NotRob.

Rob has longer, shaggy wavy hair...

No way.

No how.

#FACT #TRUTH

and this one...

BrilliantSpy says her sources tell her

that "Moms" is what Cam calls his mother.

It has nothing to do with Kristen whatsoever.

#FACT #TRUTH

And you must just take her word for it, OK?

Because she has super secret sources

that she would NEVER exploit or expose.

So just BELIEVE her!
She DOES have Brilliant in her name, after all.

No questions asked.

Chanel’s Eyes 2016 Campaign

I honestly cannot think of ONE person

who has more beautiful eyes than Kristen.

She is fucking PERFECT for this.

My sweet lord.

It's really hard to not just gush over every image of her.

She looks stunning and beautiful and...

absolutely perfect.

and let's not forget...

Long.

Lean

Tall.

Dark.

Handsome.

Yeah.

Nicholas Hoult.

Can I have EQUALS
like...
NOW?

And.

My sweet Thomas.

Haven't seen hide nor hair from him in ages.

What does he look like?

Big shaggy beard?

Clean shaven?

Top knot?

Buzz cut?

Come on, Tom...

Show that beautiful face.

Please.

Please.

Thank You.

Final Thoughts.

1. Although it appears that Rob and Twigs

are indeed still together and haunting New York together...
(Ring or no ring... doesn't seem to matter)

Whether they remain together or not

doesn't mean he will run back to Kristen.

2. The reason I point and laugh at the Baby Cult

is because I think people need to realize how toxic

they really are to this fandom

(or whatever the hell this is)

AND to Rob and Kristen.

The majority of what they do/say

is attacking Twigs

And anyone who doesn't agree with them.

Daily.

Hourly.
Constantly.

If they truly believed that Rob and Kristen

were in some fabled everlasting romance...

They wouldn't feel the need to trash Twigs all the time.

They are the ones with the Kristen avis

who go and attack Twigs on social media

Making all Kristen fans looks bad.

Making the fandom look ridiculous.

Embarrassing everyone.

They are the ones who insult Twigs

which makes the Sessed attack Kristen in retaliation...

Then the Krisbians attack Rob.

They drag Kristen and Rob into their bitter battle...

and its fucking annoying.

It's a vicious cycle.

3. Kristen doesn't need Rob...

or anyone else right now.

Maybe she is seeing someone

Maybe not.

It's refreshing that I can say

I don't really care.

(at this time anyway... heh)

I love what she is doing career-wise.

She is so focused and determined

to be the best she can be...

And she has finally stepped into the light

and she's earned every sweet moment.

4. There has been spewage about the EPIC reveal again.

Oh it's close y'all!

Like last July when there were going to be

EPIC FIREWORKS!

And how can we forget 

SEPTEPIC!

Just about every week or so

Something EPIC is supposedly going to happen

to make all haters and doubters cringe in defeat.

Yeah. OK.
It's been over a year and a half...
Any time now

5. It was good to see Rob in work related pictures.

He's been stingy lately with showing his face...

either on set or off.

It's funny...

I was reading the other night

and I heard "Whole Lotta Love"

I'm immediately drawn to watch 

Rob running across the roof...

driving in the surf

kissing the girl.

The man really is ALL kinds of sexy in that commercial.

I hope to see more of that in the future.

This post was brought to you by the #Truth
If you look
You will see.

Until next time.

Bye for now.

Love is LONG

Couple of thoughts...

1. Want to know something kinda amusing?

If I ever want to catch up on all the latest 

news on Kristen Stewart...

I go to a 'hater' site first.

That's right.

Because the people

who claim not to want anything to do with Kristen...

are always the first people to get the news/pics

about her.

They can't get enough of her.

They analyze every word she says.

They dissect every picture.

Every move she makes.

Every breath she takes.

They have been doing this since she's been

connected to Robert.

5 -1/2 years.

And even though they believe

that "Robsten" is over...

Do you think it has stopped?

Oh no no no.

No.

They obsess more than ever!

Why do you think that is?

They have supposedly 'won'... right?

Shouldn't they be basking in all the Rob glory?

Exploding ovaries and all?

Why can't they seem to let Kristen go?

They spend 75% of their time obsessing over Kristen

over the measly 25% they spend talking about Rob.

Hmmm.

Makes you wonder why they are really here...

Doesn't it?

Kinda like those shit accounts whose

sole purpose is trashing Kristen.

They don't even talk about Rob at all... Ever.

Yet all the Ninnie Robsessed follow them faithfully

and encourage their vile behavior.

Hmmm.

Makes you wonder why they are really here.

Doesn't it?

2. Ok.

So the other night I was sitting with my laptop

on my... lap.

I had the TV on

but I wasn't really paying attention

You know how that goes...right?

So here I am.

Sitting here all reading whatever it was

that I was reading

(not that it fucking matters)

And i hear a familiar song come on the TV...

Led Zeppelin.

I look up.

I see Robert running across a roof...

And I'm gone.

My initial reaction was

WOW.

And then...

FUCKING WOW.

The music.

The man.

It all fucking works.

It was...

Intoxicating.

No matter how many times I watched the commercial

on my computer...

I was completely blown away seeing it on my TV

for the first time.

Good job, Dior.

3. Kristen is on the cover of Marie Claire.

(yeah...kinda obvious at this point)

She looks

...

PHENOMENAL.

GORGEOUS.

BEAUTIFUL.

Every word you can think of to describe her beauty...

Just add that in.

She also gave an interview which seems

to have put some people up in arms.

NO WAY!

Kristen talks about a lot of things

in this interview.

But never once does she mention Rob by name.

Of course...

During the course of reading this interview

(which to be honest I thought was pretty good)

The writer interjects Rob's name...

Of course they do!

What's an article about one

without mentioning the other?

Peanut butter and jelly.

Sonny and Cher.

Bert and Ernie.

Lennon and McCartney.

Rob and Kristen.

They just GO together.

You know what I mean?

You can't seem to bring up one

without thinking about the other.

But I digress.

Kristen said:

"I stand by every mistake I've ever made, so judge away."

This is the one most people are fixated on.

Somehow people seem to believe that she doesn't give a fuck

about the mistakes... 

I don't see that at all.

She owns up to her mistakes.

She apologized immediately.

Publicly.

(and don't forget... declaring her love for Rob)

About a very private matter.

She didn't have to do that.

Do you think that was easy for her?

She didn't owe the public a god damn thing.

she still doesn't.

People seem to think she hasn't PAID enough.

Like she fucking owes them something

for what happens in her life.

And those same people still think she deserves to be stoned

or burned at the stake.

She owns her mistakes.

How can you not stand by them?

She doesn't say she has no regrets.

She doesn't say that they haven't hurt her or other people.

But she is saying...

It's her fucking life.

JUDGE AWAY.

Because you think you know.

But you have NO idea.

As always.

4. Green Fucking Sheep.

Forever.

This post is brought to you by the truth.

You can twist and manipulate and bend

Rob and Kristen's words...

any way you want 

Still doesn't make it true.

Still doesn't change a thing.

truth is fucking truth.

And this post it brought to you by ...

Giraffes.

A few months ago someone I know

told me about a person they worked with

who went on 'safari' in Africa

and went out and killed a giraffe.

(among many other beautiful harmless animals)

I mean...

WHO FUCKING GOES OUT AND SHOOTS A GIRAFFE??

WHO DOES THAT?

I was so upset by this.

I can't even begin to tell you.

Someone shooting something

for its hide.

Yes.

So they could take back its hide and put it under a table

or on a wall.

And now...

I see the story about the young male giraffe

that was brutally killed in some sort of 

disgusting display

Why?

Because it was the easy way out.

Who really wants to find a solution that lets

this beautiful animal LIVE?

So I'm completely disgusted.

And sad.

And god...

So fucking sad.

People hurt other living things...

because they can.

They think its acceptable.

That it's OK.

Is that what you do?

Think about it.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Love is LONG.

9 (Nine) Things I Hate/Love

1. I love Robert's look in the whole DIOR ad.

The man wears clothes

EXCEEDINGLY 

well.

He looks ALL kinds of Sexy.

There was a wonderful "Behind the Scenes" video

of Rob and his co-star Camille...

which was incredibly charming.

2. And then this picture was released...

and you know what happened next... right?

Yep.

It got real messy.

I get the normal fangirling over this Dior stuff...

because Rob is pretty fucking delicious in it.

But body parts exploding?
Sounds painful.

I'M DYING DED!!
Sounds violent.

"This is the BEST day of my life!"

and of course

the requisite

"DIORROB IS LIFE!"

Um.

It's a commercial.

And if that is the BEST day of your life...

Well.
That speaks for itself.

Admittedly it's well put together

and Rob and Camille have an adorable chemistry.
They both look great.

But.

Seriously

You're not watching one of Rob's private home movies, OK?

It's scripted.

It's acting.

Every thing they do... they are told to do.

You do understand that... don't you?

I find it most amusing that the people who are 

the first to screech that 'shippers'

can't tell the difference between Edward/Bella

and Rob/Kristen

can't seem to realize that there is no Rob and Camille.

It was just a job.

Rob isn't really playing the piano for Camille

after a night of passionate lovemaking

anymore than Rob sparkles in the sun

and can't resist Bella's blood.

He didn't really die on 9/11

and he never worked in a circus in the 30's.

3. See... the thing people seem to forget

as they lose their lady bits over Rob being

'so happy and free'

is that this was filmed well BEFORE May...

(which seems to be the line drawn in the 'Robsten' sand)

This wasn't filmed last week.

or last month.

Most of it was probably filmed last year.

The REAL reason they lose themselves over this

is because they think it represents Rob now.

That this is how he is living his life...

Single. Free.
Like 2008 all over again...

And without Kristen.

Anyone but Kristen.

Rob and Camille probably haven't even seen

each other since they wrapped filming ...

She went back home to her boyfriend

He went back home to Kristen.

Truth. Is. Truth.

4. I'm loving this ad as well.

She looks lovely.

And quite honestly...

I loved the perfume and really want to buy it.

I would never have done that if it wasn't for Kristen.

Now I'm not going to get into some

lame lunatic competition over their ads.

There isn't one.
There is no reason to cut one down to build up the other.

Parts of this fandom are all about pitting Rob against Kristen

in all sorts of asinine ways.

When in fact...

all the stupid bullshit drama is fandom induced.

It's not being fueled by Rob or Kristen

in any way.

They aren't trying to sabotage each other's career.

They are just living their lives

in the eye of the tornado...

and all the shit is flying all around them.

What therefore God has joined together, 

let not man put asunder.

5. There was lots of talk about frogs

and snails.

And puppy dog tails.

Or Tales.

Seemingly one of the creepier members

of the Fringe...

and by definition... they are all creepy

so if I say creepier... 

be afraid.

Be very afraid.

I digress.

One of the looniest of the loons

posted a picture taken from a private instagram acct

of one of Kristen's friends.

(She HATES Kristen and wants to devour her very soul

so she obsessively follows every moment of her life)

(remember what I said about being afraid?)

It showed the black puppy 

that Kristen has been seen with recently

and some comments relating to 'chilling' with the puppy

and how someone was 'dying' for her.

Puppies cannot be looked after on movie sets.

So chilling with someone who can pay attention 

to all a puppy's needs... makes sense.

6. Does Kristen have instagram?

It doesn't matter.

In fact...

People who think its OK to leave rude comments

and try to engage her friends/relatives

on insta or twitter...

because you believe you are entitled to harass and stalk them

Need to step the fuck off.

and a strait jacket.

Not necessarily in that order.

7. I get asked about the number nine.

A lot.

It's a good number

and it turns up in my life

A lot.

What does it mean?

The ninth day?

The ninth month?

Revolution 9.

Number 9 Dream.

99 bottles of beer on the wall?

8. Remember this:

GOOD Things Come To Those Who Wait.

BETTER Things Come To Those 

Who Don't Give Up...

And The BEST Thing Comes

To Those Who

 BELIEVE.

9.

This post is brought to you by

my complete adoration

of 

Tom Sturridge

Love is Long.

Until next time.

Bye for now.

P.S.
Stay Pressed.