To Whom It May Concern:

I was sorting through my emails

and was reading all the questions that I get asked...

So.

I decided to respond to the ones I keep seeing

over and over

and over

and let's not forget 

OVER again.

Dear Rose- How can you not think Kristen is pregnant? You have to noticed how much her body has changed over these past few months! Her clothes get looser and looser and the bump gets bigger and bigger! We are not obsessing over her body, but we can't help but notice the obvious!

Rosee- How dare you mock anyone for thinking that Kristen is pregnant! What do you know anyway??

Hi Rose! I agree with you! I don't think Kristen is pregnant either. I can only imagine the crazy emails you get about this topic. I don't know how you do it! Stay strong!

Well.

That was just a small sampling of the 'pregnant' email

I have received lately.
It seems to outweigh most topics at the moment.

My mind is still boggling over the fact

that people got so offended just because
I don't think Kristen is pregnant.

So what?

Does my opinion make you doubt your own?

I honestly don't get it.

If you believe...than BELIEVE.

As for 'mocking'...

Unless you have written me emails

in all SHOUTY CAPS 

asking me about this topic...

I wasn't talking about you.

To be honest

I don't take a great interest in this debate

So up until recently... I hadn't said much.

Kinda like the whole "TGC" thing.

I don't have anything against people

who like to talk about the offspring

of Rob and Kristen.

And believe me...

If Rob and Kristen decided to have a baby

I would be thrilled for them.

But it's just not something that is important to me.

To each their own.

Dear Rose- What do you think about this stuff with Alicia/Alannah? Do you think Kristen is gay now? What happened?? They share clothes all the time now and shes always hanging out with Alicia. What's going on?

HAHAHA ROSEEEEEEE! Kristen is all about Alicaboy. Isn't it adorable how they share their clothes? You used to think it was when she shared Robs. HAHAHAHAHAHA. How does it feel to LOSE? Kristen is fucking gay and her and Rob were just a PR fauxmance. EAT IT!!!!

Oh poor Rose. How hard is it for you to admit that Rob and Kristen are OVER? They didn't spend any of the holidays together, Rob couldn't wait to get to London and even when he comes back to the states for NYE, he still doesn't see her! Face the truth, Rose.
Kristen is all about Alicia. That's who she is sharing clothes with and hanging out with now.

This type of bullshit gives me a headache.

If hanging out with friends means you are 'gay'

Then I guess we all fall into that category

(at least those of us who have friends.)

And anyone who has close girlfriends...

Are you telling me you have NEVER borrowed their clothes?

Really?

Good Grief people are idiots.

Here's the deal.

 You don't have ANY IDEA where Rob was for Thanksgiving

nor do you know where Kristen was for NYE.

That's the TRUTH.

People talk with such certainty about 

the wheres and the whos

but you are basing it all on a few pictures

that consumed mere minutes of time.

How about you face the fact that you have 

no fucking idea what you are talking about?

I actually find it ~interesting that Rob flew to NYC

for New Years...

Kinda in the middle of LA and London...

Yes?

That's enough for now.

It truly does give me a headache to read some of the

pure unadulterated hatred and stupidity

I get in my inbox everyday.

Which is why I usually delete most of it.

Final thoughts.

1. Rob looking good in the airport.

There was a big debate about where he was going to go next...

LA or London.

We've already discussed how NYC

was the midpoint between LA and London...

And the boy does have a movie coming up.

So why wouldn't he go back to London?

2.  My Sweet Lord.

Kristen in a BTS video for Balenciaga.

How can anyone look at this

and not realize how fucking gorgeous she is?

Is it any wonder Rob fell so hard for her?

I don't see him ever letting go.

Just my opinion...

Of course.

3. Bernie.

Bernie at Kristen's house.

This surprised some people.

Not sure why.

Bernie is Kristen's dog... too.

Some people got all bent outta shape...

Calling Kristen's friends names.

Remember when the Ninnies called 

Bernie a famewhore?

They did.

Really.

They seriously said that about this sweet dog.

A dog, mind you.

Like Bernie was selling her soul for attention.

That's what happens when you don't behave

the way the psychos want you to..

They let the crazy loose and attack dogs.

Then they start attacking Kristen's friends 

on Twitter and Instagram.

Truly.

The more insecure the lunatics become...

the more they lash out at Kristen (and Rob)

and Bernie.

And Bear.

Yeah... once upon a time they even called Bear fake too...

They said Kristen bought a litter mate of Bear's

just so she could pretend she had the same dog

to carry on the 'illusion' of Robsten.

Yes.

They really did.

I know.

Scary.

At least know that the more hate they spew...

the more nervous and insecure they are.

So...

They must be really worried.

4. Love this picture of Thomas.

I miss his face.

Which usually means he will pop up somewhere.

I hope so.

He gives good face.

excellent face.

brilliant face.

This post is brought to you by Love.

It's Long.

So very long.

And when you find the one

you are supposed to be with...

You just don't walk away from it.

You can't.

You stay.

You figure it out.
No matter how long you have been together
one month....
one year.
One decade.
You are always working on relationships
And they are worth the effort.

Because nothing good

comes easy.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Love is Long

P.S.

Sundance is days away.

Rob might already be on set...

Exciting days ahead.

It's getting BETTER all the time.

9 (Nine) Things I Hate/Love

1. I love Robert's look in the whole DIOR ad.

The man wears clothes

EXCEEDINGLY 

well.

He looks ALL kinds of Sexy.

There was a wonderful "Behind the Scenes" video

of Rob and his co-star Camille...

which was incredibly charming.

2. And then this picture was released...

and you know what happened next... right?

Yep.

It got real messy.

I get the normal fangirling over this Dior stuff...

because Rob is pretty fucking delicious in it.

But body parts exploding?
Sounds painful.

I'M DYING DED!!
Sounds violent.

"This is the BEST day of my life!"

and of course

the requisite

"DIORROB IS LIFE!"

Um.

It's a commercial.

And if that is the BEST day of your life...

Well.
That speaks for itself.

Admittedly it's well put together

and Rob and Camille have an adorable chemistry.
They both look great.

But.

Seriously

You're not watching one of Rob's private home movies, OK?

It's scripted.

It's acting.

Every thing they do... they are told to do.

You do understand that... don't you?

I find it most amusing that the people who are 

the first to screech that 'shippers'

can't tell the difference between Edward/Bella

and Rob/Kristen

can't seem to realize that there is no Rob and Camille.

It was just a job.

Rob isn't really playing the piano for Camille

after a night of passionate lovemaking

anymore than Rob sparkles in the sun

and can't resist Bella's blood.

He didn't really die on 9/11

and he never worked in a circus in the 30's.

3. See... the thing people seem to forget

as they lose their lady bits over Rob being

'so happy and free'

is that this was filmed well BEFORE May...

(which seems to be the line drawn in the 'Robsten' sand)

This wasn't filmed last week.

or last month.

Most of it was probably filmed last year.

The REAL reason they lose themselves over this

is because they think it represents Rob now.

That this is how he is living his life...

Single. Free.
Like 2008 all over again...

And without Kristen.

Anyone but Kristen.

Rob and Camille probably haven't even seen

each other since they wrapped filming ...

She went back home to her boyfriend

He went back home to Kristen.

Truth. Is. Truth.

4. I'm loving this ad as well.

She looks lovely.

And quite honestly...

I loved the perfume and really want to buy it.

I would never have done that if it wasn't for Kristen.

Now I'm not going to get into some

lame lunatic competition over their ads.

There isn't one.
There is no reason to cut one down to build up the other.

Parts of this fandom are all about pitting Rob against Kristen

in all sorts of asinine ways.

When in fact...

all the stupid bullshit drama is fandom induced.

It's not being fueled by Rob or Kristen

in any way.

They aren't trying to sabotage each other's career.

They are just living their lives

in the eye of the tornado...

and all the shit is flying all around them.

What therefore God has joined together, 

let not man put asunder.

5. There was lots of talk about frogs

and snails.

And puppy dog tails.

Or Tales.

Seemingly one of the creepier members

of the Fringe...

and by definition... they are all creepy

so if I say creepier... 

be afraid.

Be very afraid.

I digress.

One of the looniest of the loons

posted a picture taken from a private instagram acct

of one of Kristen's friends.

(She HATES Kristen and wants to devour her very soul

so she obsessively follows every moment of her life)

(remember what I said about being afraid?)

It showed the black puppy 

that Kristen has been seen with recently

and some comments relating to 'chilling' with the puppy

and how someone was 'dying' for her.

Puppies cannot be looked after on movie sets.

So chilling with someone who can pay attention 

to all a puppy's needs... makes sense.

6. Does Kristen have instagram?

It doesn't matter.

In fact...

People who think its OK to leave rude comments

and try to engage her friends/relatives

on insta or twitter...

because you believe you are entitled to harass and stalk them

Need to step the fuck off.

and a strait jacket.

Not necessarily in that order.

7. I get asked about the number nine.

A lot.

It's a good number

and it turns up in my life

A lot.

What does it mean?

The ninth day?

The ninth month?

Revolution 9.

Number 9 Dream.

99 bottles of beer on the wall?

8. Remember this:

GOOD Things Come To Those Who Wait.

BETTER Things Come To Those 

Who Don't Give Up...

And The BEST Thing Comes

To Those Who

 BELIEVE.

9.

This post is brought to you by

my complete adoration

of 

Tom Sturridge

Love is Long.

Until next time.

Bye for now.

P.S.
Stay Pressed.