Happy Birthday Robert Pattinson!

 HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBERT!

This still remains...

to this day

my very favorite Rob 'walking' 

I don't know

It was at the beginning of all the Twilight madness...

He wasn't polished

He wasn't particularly well groomed

his clothes were wrinkled

his hair was kinda a greasy mess

he was shy... and humble

and adorable.

And he was goofy and unpredictable

and silly and a breath of fresh air.

Rob was the first (and last) 'celebrity' that I actually

wrote a fan letter to.

I never did that before...

wasn't even tempted.

But there was something about Rob that

made me want to.

I asked for an autograph.

He sent me back two.

That was in 2009.

And contrary to some fools opinions...

I still like Rob.

Why wouldn't I?

Just because I don't have as much to say

about him as I have in the past...

Doesn't mean I don't like him.

Just because I don't get all worked up

over every negative comment about him

and go looking for fights...

Doesn't mean I don't like him.

Just because my ovaries remain intact

and I keep breathing...

Doesn't mean I don't like him

How can you not like THIS guy?

Doesn't he make you smile?

He does me.

I have zero reason to dislike him.

There isn't anything Rob has done

to make me not be his fan.

Because Kristen and him are no longer together?

I don't blame him.

(And it actually worked out for the best)

People grow up...

People grow apart.

As Rob said...

"Shit happens"

Because he has moved on

and found love with Twigs?

I'm happy he's found love.

It's hard to believe that Rob is 30 years old.

Where did all the years go?

I've been a fan for 7+ years.

Sure...

I've come down off that cloud.

And maybe my feelings aren't overwhelming anymore.

Maybe I learned my lesson in being overly

invested in an actors life.

I would hope that I can live and learn

and realize that even though 

some feelings change...

Some always remain.

That's where I am with Robert Pattinson.

I can still look at this gif of him walking...

and smile when he smiles.

And appreciate that no man

has even come close to that walk.

I still wanna know about him.

I'm still interested in his career.

I still want to watch his movies.

That will never change.

This post is brought to you by 

the enduring friendship 

of Robert and Thomas.

And because I wanted to get a picture of Tom

in here somewhere.

HAPPY

BIRTHDAY

ROBERT!

I wish him love and happiness

on this day...

and every day

forever.

(And it looks like he found both)

Until next time.

Bye for now

Happy Birthday Robert Pattinson!

HAPPY

BIRTHDAY

ROBERT!

I hope you find 

Peace

Love

and 

Happiness.

Today and everyday.

Yeah.

Still intoxicated

after all these years...

This post is brought to you by Happy

Happy Birthday Rob!

Happy that Rob and Kristen will both

be at Cannes this year!

Happy that there is so much to look 

forward to in the coming year.

Happy that I still fucking adore

Tom Sturridge

Until next time.

Bye for now

Remember...

Love 

is 

Long.

Happy Birthday Robert Pattinson!

HAPPY 

27TH

BIRTHDAY

ROBERT 

PATTINSON!

It's Rob's birthday.

I wasn't sure what I should do to commemorate 

such a day.

I mean...

What can I possibly say?

I adore Robert Pattinson.

I still do.

I adore him WITH Kristen Stewart.

I adore him when he's on his own.

He has consistently kept me interested

in his life and career...

and for me

that doesn't happen very often.

I've said it before

and I will say it again...
Robert Pattinson remains intoxicating.

Sure...

A lot of what I find fascinating about him now

is his love and relationship with Kristen...

I won't deny it.

Unlike so many (Lunatics) in this fandom

I've had no problem accepting the fact

that Robert loves Kristen

and chooses to be with her.

Instead of hating Kristen for being the one Rob wants

Instead of flouncing Rob because I don't approve of his choices

Instead of ignoring that Kristen exists 

I choose to admire and be a fan of both of them.

It's possible you know.

And it's quite easy to do.

Watch their movies.

Listen to them talk in interviews.

Watch them interact with each other.

It's all so fascinating.

Still.

I was going through my Rob folders...

(yes. shut up.)

Looking for something that I could post today...

And I figured that since I'm kinda 'known' 

to be a fan of his walking...

The Twilight walk was kinda where it started for me...

and then he was on Leno...

STILL

my favorite fucking all fucking time fucking walk fucking ever.

Then we got the New Moon parking lot strut...

And good god...

EVERY fucking time I see him look down and smirk...

I find myself with the BIGGEST smile on my face.

And yeah...

Does it matter that he's smiling at Kristen?

Does it?

You bet your sweet ass it does.

It's ALWAYS Kristen.

But OK.

So.

Are you ready for what I'm about to show you?

I mean.

I stumbled across it today.

TODAY.

I haven't seen this before.

And.

And.

It's.

Fuck.

It's from my ALL time favorite

fucking walk fucking ever.

I mean...

Fucking A.

WHERE THE FUCK HAS THIS BEEN?

WHERE?

I GET IT NOW.

WHAT MAKES ME LOVE THIS SO MUCH.

HE FUCKING OWNS THIS WALK.

HE FUCKING KNOWS THAT HE LOOKS FUCKING GOOD.

WITH HIS FUCKING WRINKLED SHIRT AND SCRUFF

AND GREASY TOUSLED FUCK HAIR

AND THERE'S THAT FUCKING SMIRK AGAIN!

SMIRK + STRUT = PERFECTION

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OK.

I apologize for the shouty caps...

But it's Rob's birthday

so it's all about Rob today.

So I can.

So there.

Happy Birthday Rob!

 I know that when you blow out your 27 candles today...

You will lock eyes with the love of your life.

Smile.

Your wish has come true.

This post is brought to you by Rob's birthday.

and lets not forget...

Where my true heart lies...

 Tom Sturridge.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Happy Birthday Robert Pattinson!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBERT!

I should say that I wish he has the best birthday ever...

But he will.

I have no doubts.

It's a wish granted... isn't it?

And no

I'm not going to write a novel

about the joys and jubilations

of being Robert's fan.

You all can go to 'Fan Sites' for that stuff.

I want Rob to be happy.

That's really what it boils down to.

I want to see him smile and laugh

and enjoy everything life has to offer.

This birthday is special isn't it?

He's back in London...

Surrounded by family and friends.

And he's with Kristen.

And they are making each other smile.

I hope they realize how fucking lucky they are.

To have found each other.

And to realize it... and go after it.

To hold on to it.

Robert truly does have his cake

and he's eating it too.

I hope he enjoys every damn bite.

Savors it.

Relishes it.

I usually say 

"I hope all your wishes come true"

But I don't have to say that to Rob...

Because so many of his wishes already have.

So

Happy Birthday Robert

Thank you for all you have shared with me.

Your talent.

Your face.

Your walk.

Your friends.

Your music.

Your voice.

And now a couple of presents 

that are for me... 

Good.

Better.

Best.

There.

Now EVERYONE is happy!!

This post is brought to you by HAPPY

Happy Mothers Day!

Enjoy your children.

Enjoy your day.

Happy Thomas Sturridge!

And HAPPY ELLE interview!!

Happy Kristen!!

"Oh my God, my fucking boyfriend just did this movie" 

referring to Robert Pattinson while pulling down a copy of 'Bel Ami'.

And the gold ring circling her index finger? 

"Everyone wants to know" Stewart says slyly.

She shakes her head. 

“Everyone knows already – it’s ridiculous.”

Yes Kristen...

Everyone knows already.

I adore you.

And once again...

HAPPY 

BIRTHDAY
ROBERT!!

Goat.

Until next time.

Bye for now