Deep Thoughts.

 1. This is Kristen leaving her hotel

to go to the Met Gala.

This is how Kristen looks

leaving her hotel to go to the Met Gala.

Kristen is GORGEOUS STUNNING BEAUTIFUL

leaving her hotel to go to the Met Gala.

Kristen leaving her hotel

to go to the Met Gala

is better than most people

posed and smiling for the camera on the red carpet.

Kristen leaving her hotel

to go to the Met Gala

is fucking better than anyone.

2. Kristen and Riley Keough

getting ready for the Met Gala.
(OK, I'm ODing on the words "Met Gala")

I think these two are adorable.

Just goes to show how absolutely lame

the rumors about Riley and Rob truly were.

(as well as all the other women

that Rob has been 'dating')

And Riley doesn't need to use Kristen

to get attention.

You do know who her grandfather is... Right?

Her mother?

Her grandmother?

You don't get much more famous than that.

3. Kristen looked lovely.

Her makeup was excellent

and her hair?

Sublime.

She was smiling and happy

and seemed to really have a lot of fun.

Is it just me...

or does she have an incredibly tiny waist?

Well...

Some people seemed to think that feathers

are the newest thing in surreptitious maternity wear.

Does anyone else find it strange that no one else
seems to see this pregnancy?
A story that any gossip rag would literally
chew their own arm off for?
Kristen Stewart is one of the most watched
celebrities in the world...
Yet not one word about it.
Not even a hint of speculation.

Hmmm.

Just a thought.

4. There was a new "The Rover" clip released...

AWESOME.

Gotta say

Makes me ANXIOUS to see this movie.

Rob does so much...

with so few words.

His face.

THAT face

Does so much of the acting for him.

His eyes say so much.

I love this role for him.

Every new part he just keeps growing

and showing everyone that he's not afraid

to get dirty and look grungy 

for a good character.

Love it.

5. Cannes.

The schedules are out.

The Rover premiere will be on May 18th.

Maps to the Stars premiere will be on May 19th

Clouds of Sils Maria premiere will be on May 23rd 

As it stands right now
Rob will be there.
Kristen hasn't confirmed.
Of course endless drama about this.

The excuses run from nesting and giving birth
to not wanting to run into Robert.
(Both completely untrue)

How about....
SHE'S WORKING!
Hello?
And its 2 weeks away and I'm guessing
if she can go
She will be there.
I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
Rob+Kristen+Red Carpet= STUNNING!

Cannes is a great honor
and you know both of them are thrilled
that their movies are being shown there.
Again.

Just enjoy the moment for what it is.
And if anything else happens...
Just imagine how fucking happy you will be!

6. Rob is once again being linked to any female
that is in the same zip code as he is.
That's a lot of girls.
The latest was some friend of Dakota Fanning.
I don't even remember her name...
that's how relevant it all is.

I've said it once...
and I will say it now.
(You knew that was coming... didn't you?)

I know there hasn't been pics of
Rob and Kristen for a while.
(depends on who you ask as to the 'when')
But here's the deal.
Neither Rob or Kristen
have 'moved on'
If Rob starts hanging out with the same girl
over and over
and let's just say...
OVER again
Then I might think differently.
Same for Kristen.
But they have supposedly been broken/on a break
for a year now...
And yet
they don't have anyone new in their life.
That says a fucking lot.

So until Rob and/or Kristen
show me differently
Remember this...

What you see is what you get...
But what you don't see?
Is better yet.

7. My beautiful Thomas.

This is an image from his movie
"Remainder"

"The story, which is based on Tom McCarthy’s novel,
 follows a young man who tries to reconstruct 
his past out of fragmented memories. 
His obsessive efforts are funded by a large financial settlement
 for an accident he cannot remember,
 but neither his friends nor he can anticipate the extremes
 he will go to in realizing his quest."

Sounds GOOD... doesn't it?

God... I adore him.
Look at that face.
He gives good face.
GREAT face.


This post has been brought to you by the letter S

S for Stunning.
Like Kristen at the Met Gala

S for Surreal
Like Rob's photo-shoot for PREMIERE

S for Stupidity
How I wish it were painful...

S for Superb
Like Rob's performance
in The Rover clip

S for Serendipity
Which is the perfect word
to describe
Rob and Kristen.

S for Sturridge
Because I always have to end
my posts with him.

Until next time.

Love is a many splendored thing.

Bye for now

Yakety Yak- Don't Talk Back

I've been reluctant to write another post...

Why?

Because inevitably something cool or interesting

always happens immediately after.

It's like...

I post on the blog...

New pics of Rob and/or Kristen show up.

And for some reason...

a gut feeling maybe

I just feel like something is going to happen

as soon as I hit PUBLISH.

And its not like I'm not way (WAY) excited

about what might happen...

It's that I'll JUST miss it

and by the time I get to write about it...

it will be old news.

Story of my blog.

Anyway.

There really isn't too much to yak about.

Yak.

Isn't that an odd word?

Yak.

I mean... on one hand its this big old buffalo looking thing.

And on another...

It's incessant meaningless senseless chatter

Basically... The Fringe speak fluent Yak.

It's their own special language.
Yak. Yak.
Sounds like someone hacking up bitter bullshit.. yes?

Yakety yak (don't talk back)

These were the last pictures released of Rob and Kristen

before Rob left LA.

There was MUCH speculation as to when they were taken.

Some were saying at the beginning of April

(But I honestly don't see the point of holding them for 3 weeks)

Some were saying this past weekend.

Some even said they were old pics from years ago!

I say...

Who gives a fuck when they were taken?

Does it affect how you view them? Really?

Does it take away any enjoyment from seeing them?

Nope.

What matters...

Is that there were MORE pictures of Rob and Kristen

Out and About doing normal coupley things.

We get to see nice pictures of Rob and Kristen...

Doing what, my friends?

Being all cute and sweet.

Focus on that...

Rob and Kristen.

Together.

(As always)

Sure...

The Fringe always claim these sort of pics are...

STAGED!!!!

Kristen calls the Paps!!!

That's why there are so many PHOTO OPS!!!

Yakety Yak.

It's ridiculous that people actually believe...

Wait.

I can't even go there with what is ridiculous anymore.

All they spew is senseless delusional drivel.

Yak.

The Lunatic Fringe are indeed... Lunatics.

The fact of the matter is...

The reason there are so many more pictures of

Rob and Kristen together and solo...

is because they have a professional stalker.

(Rolando!)

He waits for them.

He follows them.

He stalks their every move.

THAT'S why there are so many pictures now.

If you actually believe for ONE second that

either Rob or Kristen would ever sell their

 private life like that...

You haven't been listening to anything they've said.

EVER.

They would never sell their relationship...

No matter how much you want to believe its not real.

Oh it's so Real.

And it's SPECTACULAR!

Then we got this.

Once again...

As soon as Rob or Kristen go somewhere without the other...

Idiots start acting like its some sort of barometer 

to the status of their relationship.

Not sure how that works exactly.

All couples must remain next to each other at all times.

You can NEVER fly somewhere without the other.

If you travel alone... you must be single!
Yakety Yak!

So where did Rob end up?

Awwwww....

New York City!

Turns out he went to see Tom in Orphans...

And isn't that the sweetest thing?

Going to see his BEST friend...

in his stellar role

that has earned him a TONY NOMINATION!!

I want to say I'm proud of him...

But I've always known how talented he was.

Tom has such a vulnerability about him

and he expresses so much with few words.

He's brilliant.

And I'm so thrilled that other people are finding that out.

But anyway.

Rob is in NYC.

Hanging out with Tom.

and guess who else might be coming to NY soon?
(If not already there...)

For the Met Gala.

Hmmm.

All part of the plan?

I've read that Sienna is going too...

Will she be going with Tom?

Will they be wearing Burberry?

Will Rob show up?

Will they be a foursome?

I don't want to get any hopes up that Rob 

will hang out on any red carpet...

Because we all know that's not his deal.

But...

We can hope... right?

There's nothing wrong with that.

It's not really an expectation...

It's just a... dream.

Ever drifting down the stream

Lingering in the golden gleam

Life, what is it but a dream?

So on that note of blissful longing...

This post is brought to you by ...

WALKING.

SURPRISE!

Tom has a nice stride too...

(Or maybe I have a hankering for Brits in motion?)

but what I like best about this picture

is the BIG smile on his face.

I want to see more smiles like this.

I adore him.

Completely.

And I look forward to the Met Gala

in hopes of seeing him too...

Imagine.

Rob. Kristen. Tom. Sienna.

Now that would be a Photo Op!

Until next time.

Bye for now

Green Sheep.

Forever.

As Long As They Both Shall Live...

 I know.

You think I'm going to go on and on about Rob walking right?

Well.

No.

I mean... I could.

But that's not what this post is about.

Remember a few days ago...

When the pics came out of Rob at LAX

Passport in hand.

Mustard bag all stuffed and ready to go?

Remember the speculation?

Some people assumed because he had his passport

that he MUST be going London or overseas.

(In fact he ended up in NYC)

The Lunatic Fringe were ECSTATIC!

SINGLE ROB!

FREE ROB!
RUN ROB RUN!!

Well... you know how it goes in the Fringe fandom...

As soon as Rob or Kristen go anywhere alone

it MUST mean trouble in paradise.

Or trouble in PR-dise.

I mean...

Seriously.

Run from WHAT exactly?

RUN FROM THE DELUSIONAL PR CONTRACT

THAT YOU ALWAYS FALL BACK ON WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER

BUT YOU CONVENIENTLY FORGET ABOUT WHEN THEY'RE APART?

 It wasn't much after these airport pics were released 

that the pics of Kristen waiting for a VALET

were released.

And of course... we all know what happened next

The most rabid of the Lunatic Fringe

tried their hardest to start malicious rumors

about Kristen.

Only the shit rags put a blurb about their lies

and they even backpedaled on it once they

realized what a total crock of Fringe Shit it was.

Desperate Fringe.

So pathetic.

Didn't work... did it?

Another failure in a long list of failures.

The Fringe are still living in 2012.

They are almost as obsessed with Sanders

as they are with Kristen.

I bet if you were brave enough to read through

The loonies tweets and blogs...

They probably mention that one day in July

over and over again.

They cling to it like flies on shit...

It's their HOLY GRAIL.

They hold those pictures from that day close to their hearts.

They mean EVERYTHING to the Fringe.

It was the BEST DAY of their lives!

Imagine a day in someone else's life

being the most important and best in yours.

 Sad... Yes?

It's been over 9 months now...

Only the lowest gossip rags who need hits

(and even most of them have moved on)

and the Fringe Hags try to keep this old tired story

from fading into the past where it belongs.

But what else do they have?

They have to deal with the undeniable proof

that Rob and Kristen REMAIN together.

And when Rob was pictured heading back to LA

less than 48 hours after arriving in NYC...

What was the speculation this time?

Normal fans just knew that Rob was

going back to Kristen...

Where he ALWAYS goes.

If you are the Fringe

You scream

DAMAGE CONTROL.

Of course.

There is no damage control, Lunatics.

You make up shit in your deluded minds

and expect Rob to act on it.

He doesn't.

In fact...

Rob pretty much does the OPPOSITE

of whatever you want him to do.

He doesn't give a shit what you say.

Kristen didn't need any damage control 

Because she didn't do anything wrong.

She went out to dinner with friends.

That's it.

All your vile attempts to stir old drama up...

was dead within 24 hours.

And now you are just left to wallow in your own shit

A place you are no doubt very comfortable.

And you get to know that Rob couldn't fucking WAIT

to get back to Kristen.

Couldn't. Fucking. Wait.

Because that's where he WANTS to be.

Rob and Kristen

ALWAYS

End Up

TOGETHER.

This post is brought to you by the letters T and M

T for TOGETHER

No matter what you say...

No matter how hard you try to pretend differently

Rob and Kristen 

are together.

For better... For worse

in plenty and in want 

in joy and in sorrow 

in sickness and in health 

as long as they both shall live...

A true commitment.

(That was a real priest anyway... right?)

M for MET GALA!

Kristen was invited. Again.

It's next week.

And I cannot wait to see what she is wearing.

I have a feeling it will be...

AMAZING.

And who knows what else we will see?

OK.

So I did put in a picture of Rob walking.

How could I not?

It's a cross I gladly bear.

And last...

But never least.

T for TOM STURRIDGE

Intoxicated.
Completely.

Until next time.

Bye for now