The Good, The Bad and The Unbelievable

The Rob Good.

I've always loved this picture of Rob.

The hair

The cigarette

The clothes

The backdrop

Brilliant picture.

So handsome.

Especially being in Black/White

which it seems most of my favorite pictures

of Rob... are.

Anyway.

Rob is due to be in Toronto 

within the next week

for the start of "Idol's Eye"

(with Robert De Niro!)

I look forward to seeing him back on set

and getting lots of pics of him and De Niro.

So it turns out that
Rob was in CHICAGO
(My kind of town)
Looking all smarmy and 70's-ish

Kinda wanna see the hair he's hiding
under that hat...
Ya know?

The Kristen Good.

Josh Horowitz and Kristen doing

HAPPY/SAD/CONFUSED

Seriously.

How fucking CUTE are they?

Kristen was on FIRE doing promo

for Clouds of Sils Maria and Camp X-Ray...

She is getting PHENOMENAL reviews for her work

and she looked incredibly stunning while running

from one venue to the next

Again...

How adorable can one person BE?

Kristen was rocking the short hair

and wearing edgy gorgeous clothes.

Win.

Fucking.

Win.

And lets not forget

STILL ALICE

People seem to think Julianne Moore

is a favorite to win the academy award...

And Kristen?

Sony Pictures Classics, which picked up the film's

 U.S. distribution rights at the Toronto Film Festival,

 intends to mount an all-out campaign

 for several others associated with the film,

 especially Kristen Stewart in the 

best supporting actress category,

 who plays the daughter of Moore's character.

How about fucking that?

"ESPECIALLY KRISTEN STEWART"
I love that Sony sees what we all see.
Kristen deserves the recognition.

The Bad.

No. Not Nicholas.
Not even CLOSE to bad.
In fact...
I like him.
(Even before the rumors)
I thought him and Jennifer were cute together.

But now if I say I like Nicholas
(which I do)
(but not like Rob or Tom)
I'm immediately SHIPPING him and Kristen!
I'm a traitor to Rob!
How could I???
You cannot under any circumstances
EVER
like someone other than Rob!!

I've said it once
I will say it again
I'm a one shipper kinda girl.
Not a one night shipper...

My only ship will forever be
Rob and Kristen.
As long as they exist
so does my hope.

But hey...
If Kristen wants to hang out
with a cute guy
with piercing blue eyes
and a killer English accent?
Who am I to object?

The Unbelievable.

1. The Robsessed Ninnies.
They still can't stop talking about Kristen.
They remain Obsessed with Kristen's every move.

Why do you think that is?
I mean...
Didn't they supposedly "win"?
Didn't they get what they always wanted?
Kristen
Kristen
Kristen
They all claim that Rob has moved on...
Why haven't they?

Worried?
Nervous?

Hmmm...

2. People just make shit up.
Like its fact.
And then other people believe it.
Like its fact.

Just because someone makes up a 'source'
doesn't make it real.
Or true.
Just because someone says something
you WANT to believe so badly
Doesn't make it true.
Or real.

There are NO sources.
(No relatives, No experts)
EVERYTHING is just speculation
and assumption.
People assume something based on what
THEY would do...
or how THEY would react
and on what THEY want.
There is no actual fact or truth
behind any of it.
How could there be??

You don't know who Rob is texting in pictures.
You don't know what the "A" on Kristen's ring means.
You have no clue who broke up with who... or when.
You have no proof that Rob and Kristen are married.
You have nothing to show that Kristen had a baby.
You don't know the realities of Rob's relationship with Twigs
You have no idea Kristen's relationship with Nicholas.
You have no idea about Rob and Kristen's relationship.
You have no clue how much Rob and Kristen still talk
or if they see each other.
You don't know what the situation is with the 3 dogs.
You have no idea where Rob or Kristen
are living or with whom.
You don't know what Rob wants.
You don't know how Kristen feels.

You don't know anything.
Period.
Well...
Except Dick-Shit.

You know that well.
You're intimately acquainted with that.

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This post is brought to you by...

Tom Sturridge.

Because seeing him smile...
Makes me smile.

And there ain't nothing wrong with that.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Oh Come On!

Really.

Enough with the fucking conspiracy theories

every time a picture comes out that you don't like

or doesn't fit into your lame agenda.
(and that goes to all sides of the lunatic fringe)

First we got this picture...

LOOK ROB IS IN THE BACKGROUND!

I will be honest

I was a bit skeptical.

Not because of Rob being at a damn party

(why wouldn't he be? It was a holiday!)

But because I'm a fucking cynic.

I didn't use to be so cynical...

But this fandom is so fucked up

You have to take EVERYTHING with a huge block of salt.

I mean...

It looked like Rob... but with blurry edges.

And as we all know

there is nothing blurry about Rob's edges.

And then Malkin and E! came out with their story.

Well.

If anything that makes me even more distrustful.

I mean... E!?

You know...

The ones who CONFIRMED that Rob was dating

both Riley and Dylan.

(not at the same time... or was it?)

Let's face it

When it comes to Rob and/or Kristen

E!'s sources are no better than 

cousins and aunts and friends... oh my.

 "He was wearing a hat and trying to stay undercover, 

a fellow partygoer tells me. 

He hung out at a corner table

 and was flirtatious with multiple girls all night.

 He stayed through the performances and was really enjoying himself.

Rob seemed extremely into the music, 

smiling and dancing nearly the whole time," another eyewitness said."

What I DO have a problem with is how E! just embellishes shit.

Rob was wearing a hat and hanging out at a corner table.

He was trying to stay undercover.

Believable.

Flirting with multiple girls?

Well... none of these girls have cameras? Twitter?

In fact... all we get are two rather shitty pictures from this party

where Rob is in the background

Come on.

Rob was dancing?

Was this while he was 'undercover'

And not one picture?

See... E! always goes a step too far.

They should have stopped with 

'extremely into the music and enjoying himself'.

Then another pic came out.

Yep.

That definitely looks like Rob.

Some people were comparing his profile

(really?)

If you follow Rob in any capacity...

You can tell this is him.

Even Cynical Rose can see that much.

So then the conspiracy theories begin!

"The pictures are old! 

Those pics aren't real... they've been photoshopped!

That can't be Rob because he's

English and they don't celebrate the fourth of July!

And wait... If it IS Rob then Kristen has to be there

because oh look! Is that Clare?

Its a family gathering!"

Yes.

People are strange.

Rob was at a fucking party.

BIG DEAL.

Why is everything so dramatic?

Because Kristen wasn't there?

(if she were... we would have heard about it)

And while there were some sightings

of Kristen in Hawaii and NYC...

I will remain skeptical and cynical on that as well.

I don't believe a couple of random tweets anymore.

Hell.

I don't even believe in pictures unless they 

are clear and don't need red circles and arrows.

And please give it up on the 

"Rob doesn't celebrate the Fourth of July" stuff.

Um.

He went to a party.

He doesn't have to swear allegiance to the

United States of America.

Good grief.

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And now for a brief intermission
to remember why we are here...

I love this picture.

Very... Rob.

I love profile shots for some reason.

I think if it were in Black/White

It would be perfection.

And yes...

Kristen in profile is... stunning.

Gorgeous.

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OK.

So since there is a lull in Rob/Kristen activity lately...

You know how it goes.

Lots of dog discussions going on.

(Hours... days at a time)

But outside of an occasional sighting

(and really when is the last time we saw Kristen?)

Not much happening at the moment.

What have we learned?

1. That Rob and Kristen can stay out of sight

and live their lives out of the public eye...

If they want to.

2. That some people will continue to be cryptic

"I know something you don't know"

You know shit.

Your authority isn't good.

People telling you what you want to hear

isn't 'fact'.
Sorry.

3. Stop telling me what I can write about.

My blog.

My opinion.

If you don't like it...

tough shit.

I don't care.

If I want to talk about babies... I will.

If I want to talk about carrots. 

I will.

If I want to talk about baby carrots...

then I shall!

4. Rob and Kristen.
If you want to believe they are over...
that's up to you
If you want to believe they are happily married
with a bouncing baby girl
enjoy your moment.
If you want to believe that they have stepped back
for professional and personal reasons
but remain in each others lives...
(and still deeply connected)
Then come sit next to me.

But can you at least believe whatever you want
without attacking people on twitter
who don't happen to agree with you?
Stop haunting instagram
and twitter
and facebook and gossip cop
and trying to force feed your opinion
down everyone's throat.
You won't change anyone's mind.
This isn't your job.
You don't work for Rob and/or Kristen

You do realize that this ongoing
tedious nauseating drama
just resides in this fandom... right?
This is NOT Rob and Kristen's reality.
They aren't reading your tweets or blogs
they aren't concerned with what other people believe.
They are too busy living their lives
the way they want to.
They don't care what we want.
OK?

Final thought?

I want Rob and Kristen to be happy.
It's really that simple.
I want them to have successful fulfilling careers
and love what they are doing...
for as long as they want to.

Yeah... I still think they are happiest
with each other.
I don't believe they are over.
But hey...
That's just me.
Wherever they go from here
I'm just along for the ride.
I don't get to tell them where to go.


And as long as they do this...

I'm ALL fucking good.

Smile and be happy.
You should try it.
It's not bad.

This post is brought to you by:

A fan of both.

I love how some people cannot conceive
that you can be a fan of more than one person
at a time.
I happen to adore BOTH Rob and Kristen
That hasn't changed.
Just because YOU hate one or the other
doesn't mean everyone has to choose.
I don't
I won't
And truly...
 if you're a Rob or Kristen "fan" only...
Does that mean you can't like another actor?
Or any other kind of celebrity?
What kind of fucked up logic is that anyway?
Only bitter hags with those small blackened hearts
 only have space to 'love' one person at a time.
Normal heart people don't have those limitations.
(I hope you never have more than one child-- or any children)

and where would a post be without Tom?

I adore him.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Can't See The Forest For The Trees...

Couple of thoughts.

1. I wrote this ~~

Last Wednesday

7. Rob and Kristen.

Guess what?

Like it or not... this is OLD news.

She's not saying anything she hasn't said before.

It doesn't impact their relationship now.

They know where they stand.

They still talk and see each other.

A lot.

You would be surprised at how much.

They still love each other.

(and that is what REALLY worries you)

They don't look back...

They are looking ahead to the future.

THAN this~~ was released.

Yeah... I guess that's considered a 'receipt'...huh?

Pics and it happened?

You gotta LOVE the excuses though... don't you?

"It's not Rob"

"Kristen called the paps to save her career"

"Kristen is a lesbian"

"It's PR! The Twilight DVD comes out!"

"DAMAGE CONTROL!"

"Rob just HAPPENED to be driving behind her"

I mean... truly...

ALL the old foamy bullshit lies

were regurgitated

and eagerly re-swallowed.

And the best one?

The very bestest of all??

"They were at Rob's house for 4 hours

but it was strictly platonic...

They were discussing the dogs."

Look.

This isn't the FIRST time Rob and Kristen

have been together.

It won't be the last.

It's been going on for quite some time.

It's just the first time they were CAUGHT on camera

(If you don't count the "Kristen Lookalike"

in Rob's truck.)

Rob and Kristen have been 'spotted'

together quite a bit lately... haven't they?

And seriously...

5 months later

and Rob and Kristen

are STILL discussing those darn dogs!

Whats a convenient excuse they have become!

Kristen:  Hey Rob. We need to discuss the dogs again.

I have a LOT to say... It's going to take a while.

We need to coordinate dog food buying

and dog walk days...

Rob: OK. I have an idea!

Instead of just calling me on the phone...

Why don't you come over to the house

for at least FOUR hours (again)

so that we can thoroughly 

discuss the ever changing needs of our dogs!

Kristen: Sounds great!

And then when we are done...

You can follow me to my place!

Rob: Of course!

Because we might need to discuss the dogs

(platonically of course!)

for a LOT more hours!!

(again)

I love how a 'source' knows what went on

in Rob's house that day...

What was discussed

How it remained platonic and celibate

at ALL times!

Wait.

THE REAL SOURCE!

Bear and/or Bernie!

Hi~ This Bear. I have lots of insides to tell you.

The thing that is really 

burning your biscuit?

Rob and Kristen

always

end 

up

Together.

One way or another.

Make all the excuses you want...

Truth

is fucking

Truth.

Love is Long, my friends...

Very long.

2. It's GOOD to be a fan of

BOTH

Rob and Kristen.

Kristen is in NYC right now filming

"Anesthesia"

And then

Kristen and Jesse Eisenberg are teaming up for "American Ultra"

They were ALL KINDS OF ADORABLE

in "ADVENTURELAND"

So an Action Comedy together?

WIN

FUCKING

WIN.

And our Robert?

Well...

He's been working out at the gym

getting ready for "Mission Blacklist"

With "Hold On To Me"

and

(hopefully)

"Queen of the Desert"

coming up next year!

WIN

fucking

WIN.

What's NOT to be happy about?

Lots of work for two of my favorite actors...

And knowledge that above all else

The heart wants what it wants.

This post is brought to you by

Trees.

Sometimes people can't see the forest...

Because of all those damn trees.

And they do make a sound 

if they fall in the woods...

Even if no one else is around.

Which is like Rob and Kristen.

There is so much not seen...

Because NO ONE else is around.

But just because you don't see it

Doesn't mean its not happening.

And of course...

This post is brought to you by

Tom Sturridge.

Smile.

Be happy.

Twirl.

Everything will be OK.

Really.

Until next time.

Bye for now