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Showing posts with label Rob is Smitten. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rob is Smitten. Show all posts

Monday, March 24, 2014

My Favorite Things...



Raindrops on Roses
And whiskers on kittens...



Parking lot strutting



And looking all Smitten.


Brown paper packages tied up with strings

These are a few of my favorite things.



Girls in red dresses


Or wearing sunglasses



Kristen made up with a ton of eyelashes...



Silver white winters that melt into springs.

These are a few of my favorite things


When the dog bites



 When we want rings...



When I'm feeling sad...


I simply remember my favorite things





And then I don't feel so bad!


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This post was brought to you by the letter P
(and no... I won't bring up THAT word today)

P for positive.

As I'm Positive its not over
for Rob and Kristen.
(Far, far... FAR from over)

P is for 
Practicing what you Preach.
You might want to listen to your own advice.

I've never seen so much hypocrisy 
in my entire time in this fandom.
And that is saying 
a whole fucking lot.


And P for
Pretty fucking wonderful.



I adore him.



Until next time...

Smile.
It's going to be OK.

Bye for now

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Can't See The Forest For The Trees...



Couple of thoughts.


1. I wrote this ~~
Last Wednesday

7. Rob and Kristen.
Guess what?
Like it or not... this is OLD news.
She's not saying anything she hasn't said before.
It doesn't impact their relationship now.
They know where they stand.
They still talk and see each other.
A lot.
You would be surprised at how much.
They still love each other.
(and that is what REALLY worries you)
They don't look back...
They are looking ahead to the future.

THAN this~~ was released.



Yeah... I guess that's considered a 'receipt'...huh?
Pics and it happened?

You gotta LOVE the excuses though... don't you?

"It's not Rob"
"Kristen called the paps to save her career"
"Kristen is a lesbian"
"It's PR! The Twilight DVD comes out!"
"DAMAGE CONTROL!"
"Rob just HAPPENED to be driving behind her"

I mean... truly...
ALL the old foamy bullshit lies
were regurgitated
and eagerly re-swallowed.



And the best one?
The very bestest of all??

"They were at Rob's house for 4 hours
but it was strictly platonic...
They were discussing the dogs."




Look.
This isn't the FIRST time Rob and Kristen
have been together.
It won't be the last.
It's been going on for quite some time.
It's just the first time they were CAUGHT on camera
(If you don't count the "Kristen Lookalike"
in Rob's truck.)

Rob and Kristen have been 'spotted'
together quite a bit lately... haven't they?

And seriously...
5 months later
and Rob and Kristen
are STILL discussing those darn dogs!
Whats a convenient excuse they have become!


Kristen:  Hey Rob. We need to discuss the dogs again.
I have a LOT to say... It's going to take a while.
We need to coordinate dog food buying
and dog walk days...

Rob: OK. I have an idea!
Instead of just calling me on the phone...
Why don't you come over to the house
for at least FOUR hours (again)
so that we can thoroughly 
discuss the ever changing needs of our dogs!


Kristen: Sounds great!
And then when we are done...
You can follow me to my place!

Rob: Of course!
Because we might need to discuss the dogs
(platonically of course!)
for a LOT more hours!!
(again)

I love how a 'source' knows what went on
in Rob's house that day...
What was discussed
How it remained platonic and celibate
at ALL times!

Wait.

THE REAL SOURCE!

Bear and/or Bernie!

Hi~ This Bear. I have lots of insides to tell you.


The thing that is really 
burning your biscuit?

Rob and Kristen
always
end 
up
Together.
One way or another.

Make all the excuses you want...
Truth
is fucking
Truth.

Love is Long, my friends...
Very long.


2. It's GOOD to be a fan of
BOTH
Rob and Kristen.


Kristen is in NYC right now filming
"Anesthesia"
And then
Kristen and Jesse Eisenberg are teaming up for "American Ultra"


They were ALL KINDS OF ADORABLE
in "ADVENTURELAND"
So an Action Comedy together?
WIN
FUCKING
WIN.


And our Robert?

Well...
He's been working out at the gym
getting ready for "Mission Blacklist"

With "Hold On To Me"
and
(hopefully)
"Queen of the Desert"
coming up next year!

WIN
fucking
WIN.

What's NOT to be happy about?

Lots of work for two of my favorite actors...
And knowledge that above all else
The heart wants what it wants.


This post is brought to you by
Trees.

Sometimes people can't see the forest...
Because of all those damn trees.

And they do make a sound 
if they fall in the woods...
Even if no one else is around.

Which is like Rob and Kristen.
There is so much not seen...
Because NO ONE else is around.
But just because you don't see it
Doesn't mean its not happening.



And of course...
This post is brought to you by


Tom Sturridge.



Smile.
Be happy.
Twirl.

Everything will be OK.
Really.


Until next time.

Bye for now

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Rob and Kristen- Forever Smitten




I wonder if there is a way to find out just how many times
I have used this picture on my blog.
I bet it's a scary number.
A scary high number.
Because this is (obviously) one of my favorite pictures
of Robert and Kristen.
To me...
This picture is the epitome of their relationship.
Closeness.
Intimacy.
Rob's HUGE smile on his face
(and you can tell Kristen is smiling too)
The fact that Rob showed up... again
On Kristen's set to see her.
Yep.
Rob looks completely and utterly SMITTEN with her.
He always does.

ANYWAY.



Whats going on around the ol' fandom cooler?
Not much.
The water is pretty damn low at this point.
People are parched.

Although...


We did get to see Rob on the set of THE ROVER.
(I picked the walking pic... of course.)
His hair is super short.
He's all grimy and gritty
and sweaty and dirty
and ...
well.. hell
This ALL looks good on Rob!
Reminiscent of Water For Elephants... Right?
One of his all time awesome looks.
Sure...
Some people were complaining about his hair
like hello?
It's hair.
IT WILL GROW BACK.
And if you have followed Robert for any length of time
You know how quickly that man grows hair.
So...
No worries.
Besides...
I kinda dig the short hair.
Oh yeah... I still am nostalgic for the unruly
slightly greasy, wild hair days of early Twilight.

Nice jacket. Heh.

But I have to wonder if we will ever see that again.
I'm thinking... no.
Rob is more polished and shiny these days.
And even if he's not...
He covers his hair with a hat most times.

What else...
Hmmm.

Ah.

The Rob/Kristen fans on Twitter are
doing a #28DaysofRKLove
It's a nice, sweet way to get through a drought.
So what does the Lunatic Fringe do?
Well...
Needless to say
since they have zero imagination
and zero originality
(They are the ones who stay pressed
with PR excuses after all)
They have to 'copy' what is being done
and twist it in their usual vile way.


Of course... that is ALL they do.
Hate. Jealousy. Bitterness. Anger.
Rule their world.
IS their world.


Is imitation the sincerest form of flattery?
It just shows how closely the Fringe
watch everything their 'opposition' does.

Again...
On one side
It's sunny and bright and full of hope and promise.
There are laughs and sweet memories
And anticipation of all the good things to come.

On the Fringe side?
Darkness.
Hatred.
Hopelessness.
Bitterness.
And constant...
Never ending
Anger.

Isn't it great to be on the GOOD side?
The Happy side?
Yes.
Yes it is.

Oh look. Rob with the director and producer.

Another nugget of bullshit that is going around
is that Rob left EARLY for Australia
just to get away from Kristen
and so he could party and check out the pubs.
Really?
Rob was seen with both the producer and director
of the movie he is currently working on
*Key word... WORKING*
He was seen with people he is working on The Rover with.
He obviously went there for pre-production
Unless the director, producer and the rest of the crew
all wanted to escape and party too!
The most amusing part of the whole lie
was first Rob went there a week early...
and now it's worked up to 3 weeks!
Cling on.
Cling on.


Oh and lets not forget the whole mystery blonde
bullshit cling that surfaces just about every other day.
You all know the recent blonde (admittedly attractive) fan
who had her picture taken with Rob
and then kinda intimated that not only she had dinner
with him... but that he appeared 'stoned'?
Yeah. Her.
Well.
Of course there was the usual uproar.
This chick was lucky enough to have her picture taken with Rob
And she shared it with the masses and got her 5 minutes of fame.
But honestly... sometimes people just don't know when
to leave things be.
She eventually recanted the whole 'stoned' scenario
saying she was just having a laugh
and even tweeting at Ryan Seacreast
"Thank you for putting everything straight with
Robert Pattinson. Sat near him after dinner.
Nothing in it. Made me laugh."

So yeah folks...
She then proceeded to post a pic of flowers
with the cryptic tweet of
"I can't believe he sent these"
followed by 
"Not saying!"
when asked if they were from Rob...
I'm sure Rob would send flowers to a girl
he probably doesn't even know her name...
AND said he was stoned...
Yep.
Sounds like legit reasons to send flowers!


That is someone who is clearly enjoying the attention.
Even though she admitted more than once
that it was nothing more than a fan picture.
See how easy it is to rile up this fandom?
Do you hear that?
That's the alarm clock.
Her 15 minutes are up.

Bring on the next mystery blonde/girlfriend.
You know she's out there somewhere.
Waiting.
Plotting.
Refusing to be banished to the shadows any longer!
She wants to claim what is hers!
Next!


Someone sent this to me.
I don't know who made it...
But whoever you are
I fucking ADORE you.

*edit*
@UnpaidPrivEye is the creator of this beautiful collection...
Many thanks for sharing!

These pictures trump all other pictures.
No matter how intrusive they are.
(Sorry Rob and Kristen.)
These pics more than rival the Cannes pics...
Although those still rank at the top because
there is actual video of the whole thing.
(excuse me while I swoon a bit.)
OK. Better.
Why Rose... why do these pictures surpass all others?
I will tell you why.
Because they were taken
AFTER.
Yep.
And lookie what we have here.
Hugging. Kissing (although that pic isn't included.. wait...)


There.
Where was I?
Right.
After.
Still kissing.
Still hugging.
Still having the biggest fucking smitten smile
on his face when he looks at her.

And that my friends...
is what is called coming full circle.
A never-ending circle.

Rob and Kristen.
Always end up...
TOGETHER.

Which brings me to the final cling of the week.


The whole drama surrounding whether Kristen
shows up in Australia or not.

Honestly... does ANYONE know where Kristen is
right this very minute??
Nope.
Guesses. Speculations.
But no solid evidence of her being...
Anywhere.



Personally...
As much as I miss her beautiful face
I'm loving that she is living her live undetected.
I'm sure she is loving it too.


This post is brought to you by
Planes

and by my complete adoration
of Thomas Sturridge.




Until next time.

Bye for now