So Robert Pattinson and Kristen Steward went to my friends,
mates restaurant on #NYE in London, only just told us :-(
How simple can that be?
Well...
On my side of the Twitter Timeline...
It was all about
and
and
Because we all missed Rob and Kristen
and getting a fan pic
is ever so much better
than a pap pic...
And don't we always get fan pics on NYE?
Pretty much.
Because Rob and Kristen
Always
Spend NYE
TOGETHER.
But.
Alas...
On the 'dark' side of the fandom...
All was not well.
Oh no.
They are having an 'epic' meltdown.
And I use epic because they seem so fond of that word.
Out came the red circles of delusion...
The pathetic excuses
Yeah. So... Rob was wearing the same coat
and a white t-shirt!!!
and Kristen was wearing the same coat
A hat
and a white t-shirt!!!
What does that even mean?
You can tell they are wearing the same clothes
from BEHIND?
Anything to try and avoid the fact (yes...fact)
That Rob and Kristen are together
BECAUSE THEY WANT TO BE.
Truly.
The theories and excuses are amazing.
Let's have a look... shall we?
1. Rob is gay. I knew it.
They are both gay.
Look at all the fucks I don't give!
2. Rob doesn't have a beard!
He's working!
PR! PR! PR!
Gotta sell that DVD next month!!
Look at all the fucks I don't give!
3. They were out with a group of friends!
So what?!
It doesn't mean anything!
They always go out with their friends!
Who does that on NYE??? WHO???
Look at all the fucks I don't give!
Admit it...
The thought of where they ended up alone LATER that night
is what is truly killing you.
Heh.
4.We scoured the Internet for proof
that Rob and Kristen didn't spend NYE together!
How could they possibly be in a restaurant on NYE
and partying with their friends in the yurt?
HOW can they do that?
We found a pic of the same waitresses on NYE
in different clothes! SEE!!!!
Look at all the fucks I don't give!!
Oh dear.
I suppose the fact that Rob and Kristen
(Who have been together in London for how long now?)
Possibly went to this restaurant EARLIER in the day
on New Years Eve...
With plenty of "Yurt" time with their friends later
has completely slipped from your grasp?
And truly...
Does it REALLY matter that much to you
if they are together on NYE or not?
Does the thought of them kissing in the new year
in each other's arms...
cause you THAT much pain?
Yes.
It does.
Ah well...
You would think the Ninnies would be used
to being wrong ALL THE TIME by now...
But I honestly believe they get off on it.
It's their life. It's what they do.
They must like wallowing in their bitter hatred.
How sad indeed.
So what have we learned?
Well...
Of course
The number one mantra is
ROB AND KRISTEN ALWAYS END UP TOGETHER.
But outside of that...
Rob and Kristen like bringing in the New Year
in London...
Together.
With friends...
And at times... without
(wink wink nudge nudge)
And that they CHOOSE to be together
(That's what went thru my mind, OK?)
So now we all sit and wait...
to see if Kristen makes the trip to Australia...
Will she?
Imagine the meltdown then.
heh.
Ah yes...
2013 is turning out to be a spectacular year already!
And we are only 5 days into it!
Imagine what the rest will bring!
This post is brought to you by red circles.
When you have to pull out the red circles
to prove your point... it's already lost.
And that goes to both sides of this fandom.
And this post is brought to you by
Tom Sturridge
People like to think he's not around much anymore...
But you would be surprised.
Very.
I fucking adore him.
This post is brought to you by Yurts.
A surprisingly plush and cozy way
to ring in the new year...
Everybody Yurts.
Yurts So Good.
You Always Yurt the One You Love.
Love Yurts.
Love Really Yurts Without You.
And this post is brought to you by Rob and Kristen.
who always prove to everyone
that they always end up together.
Truth is fucking truth.
Until next time.
Bye for now
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