Rob and Kristen- Yurts So Good

So Robert Pattinson and Kristen Steward went to my friends, 

mates restaurant on #NYE in London, only just told us :-(

How simple can that be?

Well...

On my side of the Twitter Timeline...

It was all about

and

and

Because we all missed Rob and Kristen

and getting a fan pic

is ever so much better

than a pap pic...

And don't we always get fan pics on NYE?

Pretty much.

Because Rob and Kristen

Always

Spend NYE

TOGETHER.

But.

Alas...

On the 'dark' side of the fandom...

All was not well.

Oh no.

They are having an 'epic' meltdown.

And I use epic because they seem so fond of that word.

Out came the red circles of delusion...

The pathetic excuses

Yeah. So... Rob was wearing the same coat

and a white t-shirt!!!

and Kristen was wearing the same coat

A hat

and a white t-shirt!!!

What does that even mean?

You can tell they are wearing the same clothes

from BEHIND?

Anything to try and avoid the fact (yes...fact)

That Rob and Kristen are together

BECAUSE THEY WANT TO BE.

Truly.

The theories and excuses are amazing.

Let's have a look... shall we?

1. Rob is gay. I knew it.

They are both gay.

Look at all the fucks I don't give!

2. Rob doesn't have a beard!

He's working!

PR! PR! PR!

Gotta sell that DVD next month!!

Look at all the fucks I don't give!

3. They were out with a group of friends!

So what?!

It doesn't mean anything!

They always go out with their friends!

Who does that on NYE??? WHO???

Look at all the fucks I don't give!

Admit it...

The thought of where they ended up alone LATER that night

is what is truly killing you.

Heh.

4.We scoured the Internet for proof

that Rob and Kristen didn't spend NYE together!

How could they possibly be in a restaurant on NYE

and partying with their friends in the yurt?

HOW can they do that?

We found a pic of the same waitresses on NYE

in different clothes! SEE!!!!

Look at all the fucks I don't give!!

Oh dear.

I suppose the fact that Rob and Kristen

(Who have been together in London for how long now?)

Possibly went to this restaurant EARLIER in the day

on New Years Eve...

With plenty of "Yurt" time with their friends later

has completely slipped from your grasp?

And truly...

Does it REALLY matter that much to you

if they are together on NYE or not?

Does the thought of them kissing in the new year

in each other's arms...

cause you THAT much pain?

Yes.

It does.

Ah well...

You would think the Ninnies would be used

to being wrong ALL THE TIME by now...

But I honestly believe they get off on it.

It's their life. It's what they do.

They must like wallowing in their bitter hatred.

How sad indeed.

So what have we learned?

Well...

Of course

The number one mantra is

ROB AND KRISTEN ALWAYS END UP TOGETHER.

But outside of that...

Rob and Kristen like bringing in the New Year

in London...

Together.

With friends...

And at times... without

(wink wink nudge nudge)

And that they CHOOSE to be together

(That's what went thru my mind, OK?)

So now we all sit and wait...

to see if Kristen makes the trip to Australia...

Will she?

Imagine the meltdown then.

heh.

Ah yes...

2013 is turning out to be a spectacular year already!

And we are only 5 days into it!

Imagine what the rest will bring!

This post is brought to you by red circles.

When you have to pull out the red circles

to prove your point... it's already lost.

And that goes to both sides of this fandom.

And this post is brought to you by

Tom Sturridge

People like to think he's not around much anymore...

But you would be surprised.

Very.

I fucking adore him.

This post is brought to you by Yurts.

A surprisingly plush and cozy way

to ring in the new year...

Everybody Yurts.

Yurts So Good.

You Always Yurt the One You Love.

Love Yurts.

Love Really Yurts Without You.

And this post is brought to you by Rob and Kristen.

who always prove to everyone

that they always end up together.

Truth is fucking truth.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- Just Dance!

Yeah.
Sue me.
I'm all about the fucking sap.
And the Notebook is about as sappy as you can get...
am I right?

Couple of thoughts.

1. Can we stop with the insider bullshit?
Sources
Close to the actor
Connections
In the KNOW

Just fucking stop.
Enough already.
No one 'close to the source connection in the know'
is talking about intimate details
about what Rob/Kris are doing
or how they are feeling.

Whether its stuff you want to believe or not
It's complete BULLSHIT.
Gossip rags are making shit up.
Stop giving them hits.
Stop encouraging them to keep lying.
People you think know something... don't.
Not about this.
Surely you don't believe Rob is talking about
his most inner most feelings with someone
who just turns around and blabs it to everyone else?
Sorry.
Robert and Kristen
Two of the most notoriously private people ever...

Quotes from Rob:

"I've never been interested in selling my personal life"


"Um... yeah, I just think... 
I think that its strange to accept that people try to take photographs and stuff... 
Mainly because people try and sell it and any kind of life
 where people are trying to sell every aspect of your life...
Things that aren't intended to be sold... it just makes me feel tacky...
 it makes me feel cheap...
So I prefer, you know... to keep my personal life personal. 
Try to at least."

"I don't know what benefits there would be to talking about it.
 I mean, in logical terms, if you're just walking down the street
 and every single stranger on the street knew your business,
 and came up and felt like they needed to comment on it, 
like, you'd just be like 'SHUT UP! Like I'm gonna kill you!' 
*laughs* and I mean, it's exactly the same mentality. 
I don't really want to try to sell it either.
Maybe if i was selling it, I'd talk about it more." 

Quotes from Kristen:

“People always ask me if I’m dating Robert. It’s beyond annoying . . . 
What I say is, that, why would I want anything that’s private 
to become entertainment for other people? 
This is what I wanted to show you on here.
 People say that if I just tell them everything 
I’ll be left alone,
but God, you think if I tell people they’ll leave me alone?
 They pick up every little scrap, and that’s much worse.”

"I would never cheapen my relationships by talking about them. 
People say, 'Just say who you're dating. 
Then people will stop being so ravenous about it.
 It's like, No they won't! They’ll ask for specifics."

2. Where is Robert?
Why does it really matter?
Is he in London?
It's possible.
Does that make your day?
Do you feel like you need to know exactly where
Rob is at all times?
Because that's kinda scary.
Not kinda scary.
Fucking scary.
Wherever he is...
It has no impact on your life.
And no matter how much you want to put
some sort of significance to where he is
It doesn't matter.
Sure... there were a couple of tweets
saying they saw Robert "Patterson"
(nice misspelling...makes it more real... intentional or not?)
On a plane... or some such shit.
Possibly.
If Robert flew on British Airways...
would only ONE person see him?
Kinda hard to believe.
Now him flying private makes much more sense.
But in that case...
That tweet was a lie and this is all moot.
So leave him alone.
If you do see him... why tell the world?
Does that make you special?
Or someone who has no regard for another human being?
Don't you look at Rob and see that?
Don't you see a person who has feelings...
when you look at Kristen?

 Someone sent me an email telling me
in NO uncertain terms that she does NOT
condone cheating in any way
and will never forgive Kristen for what she has done.

Really?
Because Kristen didn't do jack shit to you.
You don't have to 'condone' cheating...
Bravo to you.
I'm sure your halo is all bright and shiny.
But I'm pretty sure you're not in a relationship with Kristen...
So...
Why would she want or NEED your forgiveness?

That's the deal with these lunatics.
They feel Kristen cheated on THEM.
Or they are all wrapped up in being all self righteous
and indignant on Rob's behalf.
Get the fuck over yourself.
You're not in this relationship.
No one gives a fuck if you approve or not.
This isn't your life.
This didn't happen to you.
You.
Don't.
Matter.

None of us do.
Most importantly...
None of us should.

3. Marlowe Sturridge.
I debated whether or not to post this picture...
But since you can't see her face
I thought it was OK.
I still struggle with the whole pap thing.
You know that.
I don't go to the trashy sites that publish them...
But I do see them.
I kinda promised myself that I would not post pics
where its obvious that the people in them
are very upset and/or being harassed.
Where the person looks miserable and angry
and the cameras are in their face.
Where the paps are being intrusive and rude.
And as long as they aren't on private property
and in a public setting....
Am I rationalizing?
A little bit.
Because I realize that 99% of the pics
I see of Rob/Kris/Tom
are paparazzi pics.
But I can be choosy about which ones I post.

And that brings us back to this one with
Thomas and his beautiful daughter.
You can't really see her face...
Just a peek of her nose and a swath of hair.
I'm not posting it because of what you can see of Marlowe...
I'm posting it because it shows the love
between Tom and his little baby precious.
And he probably wouldn't like that I posted this...
but I find the connection between
Tom and his baby girl...
beyond adorable.
Brilliantly sweet.

Forgive me Thomas.
For I have sinned.
I promise to behave next time.
Promise.

4. Someone posted this on Twitter.
It made me laugh.
It made me happy.
It made me realize that we haven't had a lot to twirl about lately.
But I have good feelings about the future.
I just do.
Good Twirly Feelings.
I have faith that everything will be OK.
So grab your ribbon...
and DANCE!

This post is brought to you by rationalizations.

We all do it.
But you need to look at why you do it.
Makes a difference.

Until next time

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen on a Balcony- K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

I don't know where to start.

I really don't.

I'm beyond giddy.

I'm beyond sappy.

I'm... beyond.

I'm fucking TWIRLY OK?

Got it?

That's TWIRL with a capital T

and that rhymes with C

and that stands for Cannes!!

OK.

A little twirling...

A lot of smiling

Some major giddiness and gushing.

First.

Thank you Cannes... THANK YOU!

I asked for pics of Tom and Kristen

and you delivered!

(oh I know.. . it gets better...

but first things first)

Seriously.

How fucking adorable are these two?

I love it.

I was going to say fucking love it...

But is it too much?

I can't help it today.

Sorry.

I don't use 'fuck' as some sort of vulgarity...

To me...

It just sort of EMPHASIZES the emotion.

I fucking adore Tom Sturridge.

So just a warning.

Lots of fucks.

Tom and Kristen were on the red carpet for OTR

They both looked wonderful

(And really... the scrunchy hair thing is growing on me)

Did you hear Tom talk during the press conference?

DID YOU???

Fuck.

His voice could melt polar ice caps.

And I'm not even sure what I'm saying here.

It confuzzles me.

It overwhelms me.

It makes me all melty and warm.

I mean...

He's so damn ENGLISH.

And where Rob has kinda lost a bit of his accent...

Tom's is in all of its posh glory.

And he likes the word 

EXTRAORDINARY

doesn't he?

Kristen is deservedly getting tons of accolades 

for her version of Mary Lou...

And Tom?

I don't always agree with Lainey...

But what she said about Tom is how I feel about him.

 "Tom Sturridge is incredible as Carlo Marx/Allen Ginsberg, 

at once vulnerable and light, cheeky but unforgiving. 

He was mesmerizing every time he came on.

I really wish they’d give him more chances.

Because there’s a lot of raw talent here that we’re missing out on."

Tom is mesmerizing.

And talented.

We need to see more of him.

People need to know how incredible he is.

Kristen obviously already knows how incredible he is.

OK.

Then fucking next.

Who should show up at the red carpet?

O fucking K

Does anyone wear at Tux like Robert?

Does anyone?

It's like Cannes brings out absolute sexiness from the man.

(Kristen agrees.)

Yes.

He showed up at OTR premiere.

Yes.

Was it for Kristen?

Of course it was!
He was there for his girl.

All bets are off now.

All the fucking cards are on the table.

And after the screening?

5 (10?) minutes of clapping.

And look.

Just fucking look at her face looking at his face.

How adorable is that?

And we all know it gets better.

The after party.

The fucking after party.

You know...

Where they all drink and talk and laugh

and kiss and snuggle and dance like penguins?

Yeah. 

That fucking party.

I always hesitate using pics like these...

Because it feels like such an intrusion.

But sorry Rob and Kristen...

I can't fucking help it.

You were both so damn adorable and cute

and sweet!

And all those fucking idiots out there...

You know the ones.

The ones claiming Rob was there for Tom

(which I'm sure he's very proud of his friend)

But riddle me this, Batman

Where is Tom in this scenario?

Everything you heard about Rob was how he 

was ALL about Kristen

(nothing new there)

He was next to her ALL night.

(nothing new there)

He was affectionate and protective

and sweet and funny

(nothing new there)

And as much as I love Tom...

We ALL know why Rob was there last night.

And that brings me to this...

They are running off the fucking cliff now.

They can't stop themselves.

I mean the excuses are now cringe worthy

not that they ever made sense

But now there is such desperation and denial

(Is that like a non denial denial of the denial?)

1. Rob was there with his 'people'

So we know its just work/business.

2. Rob is SO drunk!

That's the only reason he behaves like that with her.

3. Rob and Kristen are just promoting BD2

and kissing to garner attention

for the MTV Movie Awards!!

3. DAMAGE CONTROL!!

OTR didn't do well!!

She pissed off everyone in France
So they are deflecting with PRsten!

4. Those pics on the balcony are ALL PR!

They are looking at the camera!

Those don't mean anything...

I bet the video will show the truth!

Oops.

Be careful what you wish for Ninnies...

Not only is the video so much more adorable than the pictures

It shows how truly affectionate and intimate they are

with each other.

It shows how sweet and loving  they are with each other

It shows...

Two people in LOVE.

Go to Robstenation and watch it.

Again. and Again.

and then again.

It never gets old.

It's brilliant.

It's Rob and Kristen

being

Rob and Kristen.

Final Thoughts?

Your time is up Nasty Ninnies

You got nothing.

Outside of mild amusement...

You are irrelevant.

Kristen beat your ass.

She wins.

She has a phenomenal career.

She's naturally gorgeous.

She's talented

Rich beyond measure

And she has Rob.

Yes.

Robert loves Kristen.

If you ever had a shred of doubt

about how that boy feels about her...

(and I can't imagine having any doubts)

He shows it in that video.

I imagine they both woke up this morning...

and just started laughing in pure joy.

They are 2 of the luckiest people on this earth.

In the prime of their lives...

and they are together

and in love.

They win.

This post is brought to you by Cannes.

It's been amazing so far...

What happens next?

And of course...

This post is brought to you by my 

complete adoration of

Thomas Sturridge

Can it get any better?

Wait and see.

Until next time.

Bye for now