Robsten Roller-Coaster

What goes up... Must come down.
Spinning Wheel... got to go round.
Talking bout your troubles
It's a crying sin...
Ride a painted pony
Let the spinning wheel spin...

The Robsten Roller-coaster.
Up. Down.
All the fuck around.

Rob is at a birthday party without Kristen!
Rob and Kristen are out to dinner!
Rob in in a magazine with Emilie!
Rob and Kristen will be together in London!

Seriously.
I'm dizzy from all the bullshit.
I find all the overreaction...
FUCKING TEDIOUS.

Some people actually wished Rob to die...
fucking DIE!!!
Because he went to a birthday party with some friends.
Who happened to be female.
And weren't named Kristen.
Really?
What the FUCK kinda fan are you?
What's more...
What kind of person are you??
How could you wish anyone dead?
JFC.

I would like to blame all the fucked up emotional drama
on the people who hate Robsten and/or Kristen...
But I can't.
Because its not just the Nonstens who hate.
The hate is everywhere.
It's on both sides of this twisted roller-coaster.

Well...
I fucking refuse to get on the ride.
There is no need for all the constant drama.
People disagree.
Shit happens.
Whats wrong with that?
Who says that you have to try and make
someone believe what you believe?
I believe in Rob and Kristen.
You don't?
I don't give a shit.
See how that works?
I don't feel this crushing desire
to throw facts and pictures
down your throat to persuade you to
come over to my side.

I. Don't. Care.

I'll leave the Robsten Roller-coaster
to anyone who wants a ride...

As for me?
Fuck that noise.

I'm gonna ride a painted pony...
Let the spinning wheel...
SPIN.

Bye for now.

Che-Che-Che-Che CHERRY BOMB!

1. Well... Rob was out last night.
He was at Shannon someones birthday party.
Katy Perry was there.
(With Russell Brand, but then this wouldn't be as good a story)
So of course...
Rob was supposedly all up on her.
Cuz that's what Rob is all about.
He's not the shy, modest, charming guy
he portrays in interviews...
He's a fucking hound who goes after any female
with a fucking pulse.

And yes. I'm being SARCASTIC.

I see a guy hanging out with friends.
Rob and Kristen don't have to be joined
together 24/7
They get to do things separately.
It happens.
Big fucking deal.


2. And since I'm all in defender mode...
I get the occasional comment
that I'm SO vested in
Rob and Kristen's relationship.
Um...
Writing down my thoughts...
ONCE a fucking day
means I'm vested?
I'm fascinated.
I'm interested.
But if there comes a day
when I don't think Rob and Kristen are together...
My life will go on.
I'm actually more intrigued by the reaction
that Robert and Kristen's relationship
has in the Twilight Universe.
You gotta admit its fascinating to watch.
Just the term
ROBSTEN
brings out the claws.
Amazing.

Fucking Fierce.
Honestly...
Kristen totally rocks as Joan Jett.
I mean..
You ever see the old videos of the Runaways?
Kristen and Dakota look amazing.
Kristen is the PERFECT choice to play Joan...
I seriously cannot wait for this movie.
It will be good to see Kristen shake off
the Bella persona for a while.
There was a teaser trailer...
and I can honestly say...
that I'm looking forward to this movie
as much (maybe more)
than Remember Me.

Che-che-che-che-che-che-che-che
CHERRY BOMB!

Fucking A.

Oh and...
Rob?
Get your sweet ass to London...
(You too... Kristen)
Life is fucking good...
Isn't it?

Bye for now.

Kristen Will Knock You OUT!

Ladies and Gentlemen (Gentlemen... Gentlemen...)
Welcome to the first fight of the Rob drought!

In this corner...
We have Kristen Stewart (Stewart... Stewart...)
Beautiful, feisty and fierce!
Kristen is a dynamic actress
who doesn't take shit from anyone...
She's tough, smart and knows what she wants.

In that corner...
We have Emilie de Ravin (who?... who?...)
Blond, and... um...
Emilie is on 'Lost'!
And she was lucky enough to play opposite
Robert Pattinson in Remember Me!

Honestly?
No fucking contest.

I've said it once and I'll say it again...
I have nothing against Emilie.
She's all well and good.
But now that there is a photoshoot coming out
with Rob and Emilie...
We get both extremes from 'fans'.

"LOOK! EMILIE AND ROB ARE DATING!
THEY HAVE TO BE!"

OR

"I HATE EMILIE.
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ROB!"

Seriously.
There is no fight.
This is Kristen Stewart we are talking about.
She will knock you the fuck OUT.

Period.
The end.

If you truly believe in Rob and Kristen...
If you believe in what you see...
What is right in front of you...
This kinda stuff doesn't bother you.
At all.
Rob needs to promote Remember Me.
Emilie is his co-star.
That's all.
You want the movie to do well...
Right?
Photoshoots are a big help.
It doesn't automatically mean that
Robert is a manwhore and is off doing
his MARRIED co-star.
I mean... come on.
Besides.
When it comes to Kristen...
It's pretty obvious to even the casual observer...
How Robert feels about her.
He hasn't been shy in expressing his feelings for her, has he?
He wears his heart on his sleeve...
And it has Kristen's name on it.

Period.
The End.

Bye for now.

Dear Rob and Kristen...

Dear Rob:

I miss you.
Like a lot.
And if it means that you won't have
to deal with the fucking Paps in your face...
yelling insulting bullshit at you?

I'm willing to miss you.
A lot.

Dear Kristen:

I feel the need to apologize to you.
Why?
Because I'm as guilty as the next person
for wanting to see you (and Rob)
Since you both have been out of sight...
And those pictures taken outside of your parents house...
See...
I know it's your parents house.
I shouldn't know that.
No one should know that.
It shouldn't be public knowledge.
But I know it.
So that means the haters and lunatics know it.
And that scares me.
So... please take care...
And
Be Safe.

Dear Rob and Kristen:

I hope you are enjoying your time off...
Together.
Of course, since there aren't pictures
of you hanging out...
That means that you are 'broken up'
or never together at all.
But we all know better ...
don't we?

London will be phenomenal.
Enjoy every moment.
And each other.
;)

Bye for now.