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Saturday, May 22, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Is It Love or PR?


Here I sit...
Staring at my computer screen.
I got nothing much today.
Well... Yeah
I mean...
I COULD talk about the bullshit drama
that is always following Rob and Kristen around
like a hyena in heat...
But sometimes
All kidding aside...
There are times when words aren't enough.



1. Hyenas howl about "PR" when it comes to 
Robert and Kristen.
Yet... they claim that every time they see
Robert and Kristen together...
"They look miserable"
"Kristen looks like she hates Rob"
(Looking 'miserable' is supposed to be PR??)

Only to turn around and say
"Kristen is desperate and clinging to Rob"
"Kristen follows Rob around like a lovesick puppy"

So which is it?
Does Kristen hate Robert....
Only with him to boost her career?
Or is she a desperate clinger trying to hang onto him?

NONsense.


There were some "Stars of Twilight" magazines
released yesterday.
People and US Magazine.

Pages and pages dedicated to "Robsten"
It was kinda hilarious.
Does it help sell magazines?
No doubt.
But if they REALLY want to sell "Robsten"
Why wouldn't they put a picture of 
Robert and Kristen on the cover?
Surely that would have made more "PR" sense
considering the Hyenas claim that both
People and US are working just for Kristen's career.
(Well, anyone who claims there is a "Robsten" is
automatically on Kristen's legendary payroll.
Hahahahaha.)


You see where this is going?
The haters can't seem to make up their minds.
I mean...
People and US magazines are 'working' for Kristen.
Yet, fail to put her on the cover.
What kind of "Robsten" PR is that???



Public Relations

Does Eclipse and the whole Twilight Train
NEED "Robsten" to sell tickets?
No.
Twilight is proof of that.
Robert Pattinson is one of the hottest stars
on the face of the planet right now.
The Twilight Series is a phenomenon
(Can't you just hear Oprah saying that?)
The combination of the two
is box office GOLD.
And sure...
Robert and Kristen do "PR" for their movies.
It's part of their job.

 But staying out of sight as much as possible
Flying under the radar
And going out of your way...
NOT to give the paps a picture of you together?
THAT
IS
NOT
"PR"

Robert and Kristen admit to being good at 'hiding'
Not letting people get many pictures of them.

If it was truly "PR"
There would be photo ops all over the place.
Public sightings
Public displays
Public romance.
They most definitely wouldn't be hiding!


But that's not what Rob and Kristen want.
They define their relationship...
Not anyone else.

What do they seem to want?

Each Other.

;)

Bye for now
♥♥♥

Friday, May 21, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Love at First Sight?


It's pretty quiet in the Twi-World at the moment.
That's a good thing...
(or IS it?)
I'm not sure.

It does seem to always get really calm
before something BIG happens.
Hmmm...
*wink wink nudge nudge*


Robert on the set of "Water for Elephants"
Lots of hearts aflutter over these pictures.
I'm not sure if its how Rob looks...
Or if it's just because it's Robert.
Or a combination of the two.


He looks WONDERFUL.
The shorter hair makes him look younger somehow...
Boyish
He could actually pass for 17 here...
Whereas he seems older in the Twilight movies
where he is supposed to be frozen at 17...
Maybe Edward needs to keep this haircut?

I just love to see him SMILE.
Happy Rob makes me so happy.

Dirty, sweaty, sexy Robert.
There aren't a lot of people who would 
be appealing like that.


There was a link to all these Twilight pics on Twitter
So it made me all nostalgic for Twilight.
I was particularly attracted to the deleted scenes
for some reason...

Like this one where Edward attacks Bella in class.
Fascinating where Rob's hand is...
He is REALLY in character here...
*giggle*

But to be honest..
The scenes I really liked were the ones
where Edward and Bella are walking outside...
Talking about her 'number being up'
Edward pulls Bella down to the ground...
and she says...
"Wanna taste?"
(Remember... at the first Comic Con
Kristen said this was one of her favorite scenes)


And Rob just intensely stares at Kristen...
And Kristen proceeds to stick her finger in his mouth...


Rob obviously bites her...
Kristen obviously reacts...


Very intimate moment...
And what does Kristen do when she pulls her finger
out of his mouth?


She puts the finger in her mouth...
and sucks on it.
Um...
Now you may say that they were only 'acting'
But Kristen made it pretty clear that they
were just improvising here...
(I doubt Edward could 'taste' Bella)
But to take her finger out of his mouth...
immediately into hers?
Hello INTIMACY

There were a lot of spontaneous 
unguarded moments like this on set...
in interviews...
that we got to see back then.
Moments of two people...
Falling for each other.


I think I need to go watch Twilight.

In closing...

1. I don't even have anything to say about
"That pack of mutts"
(as Alice says...)
I feel a kinda pity for them now.
It's strange.
They are so angry and bitter...
snapping and biting at anything 
They are so SO desperate...
 I feel sorry for them.
But I'm sure this will pass...
Hahaha!

2. Kristen and Taylor are going to Korea
and Australia next month
for promo for Eclipse.
No Robert.
He's too busy with WFE to leave
for extended lengths of time...
So most of his stuff will be West Coast.
I'm sure there will be plenty of opportunities
for Rob and Kristen to be
Together.
I mean... on camera.
We already know they are off camera
Heh.
;)

Bye for now
♥♥♥

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Robert and Kristen- What a Fool Believes...


Damn.
It's about as dead online as I've ever seen it.
No new drama
(I know!)
No new pics
No new... Nothing.
(and of course after I post this...
some huge drama will unfold!)


I know the onslaught is about to begin...
And I am trying to prepare myself 
for weeks and weeks
of angst and stomach aches...
Oh... and get this.
I'm almost embarrassed to admit this.
But...
I already bought my tickets to Eclipse.
I have NEVER done that before.
EVER.
I kinda feel like a giddy lunatic.
OK, so normally I wouldn't have bought them in advance...
But I am going out of town the next day 
out of reach of all things Eclipse for about a week...
I just HAD to see this movie right away!
So we got a couple of 'reserved' seats.
I like that idea.
I don't have to worry about where we are going to sit.
And it's on the ULTRA SCREEN.
Huge bitchin' screen.
Massive.
Edward. Bella.
And here comes the angst...


I started reading the Twilight books again.
Not quite sure why...
Until recently I was on the FanFic roller-coaster.
I have... oh ... about a zillion fanfics in progress.
It got to be overwhelming.
Reading 20 different chapters of 20 different stories a day...
With 20 different Edwards
And 20 different Bellas
 I'm dizzy just writing about it.
So I stopped.
Well, outside of a select few that I could never quit.
I decided to pick up Twilight.

Back when the Twilight movie just came out...
I was reading all of the Twilight Series
Back to back to back to back
(That includes what is available of Midnight Sun)
An endless cycle.
Because I couldn't get enough of Edward.
Until I found FanFiction


And now it seems
The books don't have the same OOMPH anymore.
I'm on the back end of "New Moon" right now.
And while I still like the books...
I keep waiting for Edward and Bella to have mad
passionate sex...
I mean...
FanFic Edward is always so damn HOT!
And I have a certain draw to Vampire Edward, too...

Don't get me wrong...
"Wide Awake" Edward was awesome.
So many other FF Edwards blew my mind.
Vampire or no.
But there is something about the immortal
strong passionate possessive Edward 
That I adore.


Where is Kristen Stewart these days?
Did she run away and join the circus?
;)

Rob starts work today on WFE.
Busy busy boy.
Especially when he gets to go home...

Couple of closing thoughts.

1. Lots of speculation on Kristen's necklace.
isn't it all pretty?
It almost looks like someone had it made for her.
Special.
Unique.
Just like Kristen.
Hmmm...
Wonder who...

2. I know that sarcasm is easily lost on the written word.
But do you HONESTLY believe that Kristen 
didn't know that Robert admired Jack Nicholson?
Really?
That cling almost make me feel sorry for you.

3. For some reason... people seem to think
that if Rob is working on WFE...
He will have NO spare time to spend with Kristen.
"Rob couldn't have been with Kristen... he's working"
Um.
Damn.
How do any actors maintain any kind of relationships
in their life if they are never allowed to leave
a movie set?
Good Grief.



4. Have I stirred the pot enough?
No?
Chew on this.
Kristen is a magnet to Robert.
When he is with her...
He can't take his eyes off of her.
He stares at her.
He can't stop smiling.
He gravitates towards her...
Is pulled to her.
He always seems to want to touch her..
Brushing her arm...
Her leg...
Nuzzling his nose in her hair...

How does that taste?

 *Dries off paddle
puts it away for another day*


Bye for now
♥♥♥
 
But what a fool believes he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be
Is always better than nothing
There's nothing at all
But what a fool believes he sees

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Rob and Kristen- What You See Is What You Get

Rob on Ellen.
He's just SO SO SO 
SO
Incredibly adorable.
He makes you want to hug him.

The screams weren't as bad this time around.
But bad enough that Rob got to feel uncomfortable
and kinda cringe and be embarrassed.
Screaming. Bad.
Don't do it.

He looked wonderful.
As always.
And his new haircut for WFE looked great.
But again...
That hair... That face...
Not a lot can go wrong, you know what I mean?

The mole.
Nice to mole you.
Mole.
Moley. Moley. Moley.

Austin Powers: Mole! Bloody mole! We're not supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face! I'm gonna chop it off and cut it up and make some guacaMOLE!

Forgive me.
But...
The Mole.

*deep breath*

OK. I'm better.
(mole)

Lots of people were making a big deal
about Rob's shorter haircut.
But as we all know...
People like to make mountains out of 
MOLE hills.
Bahahahahahaha. Sorry.
But I HAD to go there.


Robert has cut his hair off before.
And guess what?
IT GROWS BACK.

Personally, I like the short hair.
I like the longer hair.
I like the 'sex' hair.
I love Robert Pattinson.


USA TODAY released more pics from their interview.
Is there a limit to how much I can say CUTE??
Every picture I see of Robert and Kristen...
Just enforces what I already know to be true.
There is just no hiding it.
As much as they want to...
As much as they don't talk about it...
Robert's face is an open book.
He literally cannot disguise his adoration for Kristen.


Poor Taylor.
He really looks like the odd man out.
I like Taylor.
I really do.
But he looks the same in every picture.
He has a wonderful smile...
Wish he would have used it.

But back to Robert and Kristen.
*smirk*

*Nice necklace, Kristen ;) *

SOME people
(The scavengers who attack and foam)
Have said that Robert isn't looking at Kristen at all
in the pictures...
But he's looking at Taylor.
(Yeah, I know... so sad)



FIRST he was looking at something Taylor
was supposedly holding...
And then when the bigger picture was released...
Rob was looking at Taylor's watch.
Excuse me a moment...
(BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

Yeah. OK.
(Bwahahahahahaha)

I don't even have anything else to add to that.
Because you know what?
As much as reading the denials 
The excuses, The rationalizations
are incredibly hilarious...
It's getting to a point that it is just...
Sad.
I mean... really really sad.
I feel sorry for these hyenas people
Because I cannot imagine what it would take...
The effort, the strain...
To keep denying what is right in front of you.
Gotta be a lot of work to ignore the obvious
All the while trying to convince yourself
That what you are saying...
makes any sense at all.
(It doesn't)
Pathetic Rants.
Pretty Ridiculous.
Profuse Rabies.

;)

Bye for now
♥♥♥