Two Wrongs Don't Make a Write.

Time to dig deep into the darkest

recesses of my email.

Remember...

Sticks and Stones can break my bones...

So please...

Don't throw sticks and stones!!

Rosese you must be crying in your cheerios that Rob and Ksl*t 

weren't reunited for valentines day! 

LOLOL Stupid sheeps actually thought Rob wanted her there?

They are done. You must as well face it. 

Rob has moved on to someone who will appreicate him

 and never hurt him. LOLOLOL we win! 

-- Nonsten Forever

Dear NF

No, I'm afraid I'm not crying in my Cheerios...
(What does that even mean?)

Although your email does hurt my brain thus making 

my eyes water... does that count?
What did you win exactly?

I'll admit that I would have loved to have seen

Rob and Kristen together on Valentines Day.
But I like seeing them together no matter the day.

But after finding out just where Rob was in Australia

and that it wasn't really a fun place to visit...
It doesn't really surprise me.

Loonies seem to forget that Rob is on the other side

of the world... WORKING.

He's not on vacation living it up without her.

But let's be honest

If she goes or doesn't go

It matters little in the grand scheme of their relationship

Rob and Kristen are perfectly FINE.

There is NO separation.

They will be together soon enough.

Hi Rose! Love your blog!

What did you think of the pic of Rob and Kristen in the car?

Everyone seemed to make a big deal out of it.

When was it taken?

-- Amy

Hi Amy-

Let's see.

I thought the picture was cute.

And that's because its a pic of Rob and Kristen together.

Yeah, there was a lot of drama over WHEN it was taken.

Not sure why it mattered.

There is this line drawn in the Robsten universe now....

BEFORE and AFTER

Well... it turns out this picture was taken BEFORE.

Does it make it less cute? No.

Does it prove anything or impact anything? No.

It's just a cute picture of Rob and Kristen

much like previous unseen cute pics we have seen in the past.

Enjoy it.

And thanks for the kind words.

Hi Stupid Sheep Bitch.

You must love all the new BD2 pics and videos that are coming out.

You sheep are so desperate you hold on to these old pictures like your

life depended on it! They're old pictures!

Let it go already!! 

-- Anonymous

Oh dear.

I don't suppose you see the complete hypocrisy in your rant?

Sure...

"Sheep" look back over 4 years of pictures

pausing on some of the sweet moments in Rob/Kristen's relationship.

But the Lunatic Fringe hangs on to one set of pictures from

seven months ago... 

So. I now say to you

"You Fringe are so desperate you hold onto these old pictures

like your life depended on it! They're OLD pictures!

Let it go already!"

How's that working for you?

Rosesee.

The end is near! How does it feel to see your SHIP go down?

In another month it will all be over.

How sad for you and your flock.

You had your wool pulled over your eyes by that bitch.

Tick Tock Time is running out.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can't wait to see the sheep meltdown.

Lamp-chops for everyone!

-- Anonymous

Yes.

Thank God.

The End IS near.

The end of all the lame PR excuses that you Loonies

have been hiding behind for the last 4 years.

What happens after the DVD drops?

That's in 2 weeks... OH NO!

How long can you drag it out?

What rationalization will you come up with 

when Rob and Kristen show up together again?

And you know that they ALWAYS do.

I expect the psychiatric wards and padded cells

to be overflowing with angry, despondent Loonies.

Tick Tock on the Clock! 

Hi Rose--
LOVE your blog! Thanks for always being a true
fan of both Rob and Kristen.
I just saw on Twitter that the Gio guy 
who always claimed to be so close to Kristen
has some sort of court thing going on that says
he's a fake and a fraud?
What do you think?
-- Libby

Hi Libby.
Yes. Fresh headlines.
I personally never really took much stock in Gio.
He talked a good game (obviously)
But my main thing about him is
HE is the one who always talked about Kristen...
SHE never talked about him.
Of course he knows her... they did work together
during WTTR...
But I always found something... 'off'
about his whole demeanor.
I just don't think a real close friend of hers...
would discuss her personal life on Twitter.
But if what is being said about him is true
(and I guess 'innocent until proven guilty')
Then Kristen was duped along with everyone else.
I honestly don't care about him...
I just don't want Kristen getting dragged into this.

What do you think of the whole trial separation, Rose?
I hate the thought of Kristen sitting home in LA
trying to get through to him and him not taking her calls.
Why isn't she there if they are together?
Do you think they have broken up for good?
I read that Rob is interested in Liberty Ross now!
People keep talking about Kristen and her new co-star
having better chemistry than her and Rob!!
Is it really over?
- Sue

Well. Ok.
Sue. Sue. Sue.
Here's the deal.

1. You shouldn't read the Gossip Rags.
It's ALL lies. All of it.

2. You need to find a different hobby if you not only
read the Gossip Rags... but believe them.

3. Rob and Kristen aren't on a trial separation
or anything remotely close to that.
Rob is W O R K I N G.
Why is that so hard for people to understand?
Every time Rob and/or Kristen go out of the country
to work on a film...
The first thing that is said is 'They are broken up'
And time and time again...
Idiots are proven WRONG.
This time will be NO DIFFERENT.

4. Rob and Liberty?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*deep breath*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh and
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

5. Movies depend on chemistry between co-stars.
But its what happens OFF screen that matters.
And the only person Kristen has real chemistry with
is Robert.
Day after day after week after month after year.
It's always Rob and Kristen.
Happily Ever After.

6. Sue... repeat after me.
Rob and Kristen are not broken up.
Rob and Kristen are not over.
Rob and Kristen
Always
End up
TOGETHER.

That's the end of the mail for today...
Some scary sticks and stones... huh?

This post is brought to you by Robert Pattinson.

He is looking all kinds of cute on the set of the Rover.
I'm a bit excited for this movie... OK?
It's wonderful to see him smile.
To know he is happy.
Even if he is wearing a beanie in the desert.
But then... that's one of the reasons we love him.
Right?

And this post is brought to you by
Rob and Kristen.
Because they love being around each other.
On the clock. Off the clock.
All over that fucking clock.
Love is strong.

And of course...
What post of mine would be complete
without mentioning my undying adoration of
Thomas Sturridge?
Well... I guess it wouldn't be a post of mine!

Yep. That's a 'lolly'
Told ya.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- Candles in the Wind

Well... looky here...

Rob. Check.

Red striped polo. Check.

Walking. Check.

Smiling. Check.

All GOOD things.

The Rags and the Hags would have you believe

that Rob is enjoying his 'freedom' and is 'single'

Because... you know...

Rob going to another country for work
is something he has NEVER done before!!

Please.

How very predictable.

You would think by now...

People would realize that
Rob and Kristen know exactly what they are doing.
Everything works out.
It always does.

I think that the sane good side of the fandom should disregard and ignore
any Gossip Rag or Bitter Hag who routinely uses the following words.

Exit Strategy
PR
Lapdog/Poolboy
Ruth paid them off
Scandal
On/Off again
Rupert
Rupsten
Liberty
Home wrecker
Adulteress
Whore
Lesbian/Dyke
Damage Control
Breaking up/Broken up/On a Break
Mysterious Blonde
Single/Free
Epic Love

(I'm sure I've forgotten a few)

 None of them have ever had any real significance.
No relevance.
Only Excuses.
Rationalizations. Bitter Jealousy.
There might have been a brief flickering moment...
But that is long OVER
Now the flame is strong and steady.

And it seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind 
Never fading with the sunset when the rain set in

Rob and Kristen are more determined than ever
to make their relationship work.
As always...
You can see Rob's resolve and certainty
all over his face.
And in his actions.

See... some people cling to 'exit strategy'
It makes an appearance every time Rob goes to work
And Kristen isn't with him.
But Rob had his chance... didn't he?
I mean...
If he had really wanted out
He had the perfect opportunity.
The perfect exit.
But no.
He REMAINS by her side.
In her life.

Choosing to be with her.
Choosing love.
Choosing Kristen.
Always Kristen.

There's a feeling of...
Permanency.
Continuity.
You don't love this long
This hard
This much
and just let it go.

And if anything?
Rob and Kristen are holding on tighter than ever.

So very close.
They are
Never.
Letting.
Go.

Keep your eyes on the horizon...
Good things.


This post is brought to you by acceptance.

Accept that Rob and Kristen
Always
End
Up
Together.

Accept that you can compare Kristen to
any other actress...
But that it won't change how
Robert feels about her
or affect their relationship.

Accept that there will always be
people who hate...
just for the sake of hating.
And will always be needy and insecure
and creating drama where none exists.

Accept that
Rob and Kristen
Will prove all the naysayers and haters wrong
once again.
They always do.

And accept
that I absolutely adore
Thomas Sturridge

Until next time.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- In the Circle

I've decided to write BEFORE the Teen Choice Awards tonight.

Why?

Do I expect epic PDA from Rob and Kristen?

Not really.

Besides the fact that the word "epic" has lost all meaning.

There is Rob and Kristen.

That is enough.

I do expect Robert to look handsome and sexy as usual.

The guy can't really help it...

He was born that way.

I do expect Kristen to be wearing the hell outta some

hot edgy clothes...

Looking young and gorgeous.

I'm hoping for a few surprises...

But that's just me.

And I always look forward to seeing the

Mrs McDonald/Robert/Kristen dynamic.

But again...

That's just me.

So yeah.

I will brave the screaming loud screeching teens

just to get a peek of Rob and Kristen.

I enjoy seeing them together.

They make me smile.

What is this picture from?

I'm guessing you already know.
Don't we kinda assume they will hold hands now?

Rob and Kristen went out to see Bobby Long

the other night.

Surprised?

No.

But why shouldn't they go see a friend perform?

There were a lot of tweets from inside the venue...

Most were just the usual PDA we've come to expect

from Rob and Kristen lately.

Hugging... Holding hands...

A kiss here and there...

Nothing any other young couple in love 

wouldn't do.

Of course...

We did get the occasional tweeter

embellishing on what they saw.

Or heard.

"I was really close to Rob and Kristen and

I heard him say 'I love you baby'... I really did!"

While I'm sure Rob says that to Kristen ALL the time

I'm kinda doubting he was overheard in a loud bar

surrounded by a ring of friends.

But that doesn't really matter... does it?

How many times have we heard the same tale?

"Rob and Kristen were so cute with each other"

"Rob had his arm around Kristen and kissed her"

"Rob and Kristen were holding hands"

And seriously...

After this

After seeing it with our OWN eyes in Cannes....

Is there any doubt that his type of behavior 

between Rob and Kristen is just how they ARE?

How many more times do you have to hear about

how sweet and adorable and cute they are together

before you finally BELIEVE??

There is NO denial.

There are no excuses.

This is what Rob and Kristen DO.

Like...

ALL the time.

So it shouldn't be a surprise anymore

when we see them doing it...

Again.

This is a pic from the latest Rob interview in "Blackbook" magazine.

I have a thing for black and white Rob.

I just do.

But anyway...

There was an interview in the magazine...

But I'm not sure what to exactly make of it.

The interviewer took the part of Rob's beating heart.

Yeah.

So.

It was strange.

There were a few quotes from Robert...

But they were put in the article

and then the 'heart' gave its impressions.

Did I say strange?

The pictures were good though...

Tattoos on Rob are interesting.
The "bad boy" look is good on him.
But I'm not sure it suits him.
Who knows.
But as random and odd as this 'interview' was...
and I do use the term loosely
I did have a favorite quote.

“My circle of friends narrowed pretty quickly.” Says Rob, 

“I like to be the parasite, not the other way around.”

I like that.

It shows me that Rob doesn't put up with bullshit.

It shows me that Rob hangs out with a narrow circle of friends

because he WANTS to.

Not because he has to.

He's picky.

Not everyone gets to be in his circle.

And it should tell you something...

when Kristen is ALWAYS in the circle.

The fucking CENTER of his circle.

His circle pretty much revolves around Kristen.

Yeah.

That should tell you something.

I was going to write more...

But I believe the TCA red carpet starts soon...

And who knows what fun stuff we will see tonight?

(only the shadow knows)

This post is brought to you by Circles.

Rob and Kristen

Inner Circle

Circle of Love

Red Circles 

You know those red circles of ridiculous on pictures

that people feel the need to circle a plant

or a wall...

or a crack in the sidewalk to prove something

that doesn't fucking matter anyway.

and this post is brought to you by...

My undying adoration of all things Tom Sturridge.

Let the games begin.

Until next time

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- Remember When?

You may or may not have noticed...

that I've been feeling particularly nostalgic lately.

Digging up old posts.

Old pics.

Watching old videos...

Missing how Twilight used to make me feel.

Remember when Rob and Kristen did the MTV

Twilight Tuesday interviews?

That was the beginning...

The looks.

(The start of the "Robsten" bubble)

The intimate way they touched each other.

(Yeah, she picked something off his mouth... Pretty damn intimate)

The knowing smiles.

We pretty much saw them fall in love.

And so what happened the other day?

To pile on to my already wistful mood?

This comes out.

Breaking Dawn 2 pics in EW.

And this really affected me.

Maybe because I was already all sappy and mushy...

But seeing Edward and Bella again

Well.

It made me happy.

It made me excited.

It made me realize that no matter that

those books will never win a Pulitzer Prize

and those movies will never get critical acclaim...

I don't care.

I LOVE THEM.

And I will miss them when they are done....

and we don't have any more movies to look forward to.

How can any fan of Robert and Kristen NOT love these movies?

We actually got to watch these two people fall for each other.

And wasn't it lovely to see?

Didn't it make you go...

Awwww

You could tell with each passing interview...

and subsequent photo-shoot

that they were ...

Dare I say it?

Falling in love for the last time.

And no...

I never 'shipped' Robert and Kristen in their real lives

But when it became so obviously apparent 

that they were in it for the long haul

How could I not cheer for them?

How could I not love seeing how happy they made each other?

How could anyone not adore watching them in love?

So yeah...

It's almost like when your little one goes to Kindergarten.

You watch them grow up

You love and adore them

You smile and laugh with them...

But one day

One day you know you will have to drop them off 

and watch them walk into that door

without you.

You have to let them go.

So goes Edward and Bella.

They are all grown up now.

We get one more movie.

One more round of interviews

and magazine covers and promo and red carpets...

And lots of after parties!

Hopefully like this...

And NO that

NEVER GETS OLD!

NEVER
EVER
I WILL FOREVER USE THESE PICS

TO CELEBRATE HOW ADORABLE THEY ARE TOGETHER.

OK.

Sorry about the caps lock ranty thing.

I'm better.

Maybe.

Final thoughts?

It's bittersweet to think of the whole Twilight saga

being almost over with.

But it has been pretty damn sweet for the most part... hasn't it?

It brought together Rob and Kristen

and this whole fandom...

And we have Rob and Kristen spreading their wings

and doing other exciting projects

And really...

Just because the movies are over

We all know Rob and Kristen are happily together.

So while it is bittersweet...

I think I will stick with the sweet

and leave the bitter to those who can't

be happy for 2 people who just happen to love each other.

This post is brought to you by the letter *S*

S for

Thomas Sturridge

I saw this picture and it made me wonder...

Has Tom given up smoking too?

I mean... with a baby on the way and everything

It's a possibility, isn't it?

Isn't he adorable?

Yes.

Yes he is.

And S for

Shades

The future is so fucking bright...

You're going to need them.

Until next time.

Bye for now