Love Will Keep Us Together

Couple of things...

1.  I'm kinda 50/50 on Kristen's Met Gala look.

From the waist up... GORGEOUS.

And those EYES.

Shes got this big green eyes,

 and they're as wide as the moon.

They can take you to bed without you leavin' the room.

No wonder Rob is mesmerized by them.

Didn't get the the bottom half...

but then

I'm not all fashiony and stuff.

I think she looked great.

2. Tom. Kristen. Sienna.

Leaving the Met Gala...

TOGETHER.

I know that seems to irk some Loonies

but there were quite a few people who were there who saw them

get in the same car

TOGETHER.

Not sure why anyone is surprised by this?

Hasn't Tom always been a great friend to Kristen?

Yes. 

He has.

Why would anyone think otherwise?

Has he ever said or done anything to make you think contrary?

No.

The Fringe don't want Tom and Kristen to be friends...

Because they know how close Rob and Tom are.

And it rattles their chains that Kristen is not only accepted

into their circle of friends...

She is loved.

3. Rob and Kristen leaving NYC.

TOGETHER.

(Are you sensing a theme here?)

Now...

Outside of the Met Gala and Tom's play...

We didn't see hide nor hair of Rob and Kristen once she got there

Loonies are insisting that they didn't spend any time together.

Really?

 Based on what?

I will guarantee one thing...

Rob and Kristen were together the whole time

Kristen was in NYC.

The.

Whole.

Time.

Same Hotel.

Same Room.

Same... Everything.

They managed very nicely to get around NYC

without being seen...

You'd be surprised.

Very.

The red carpet for the Met Gala would have been 

the ultimate PR...

If indeed a couple had something to promote.

But Rob and Kristen are done with Twilight.

Coming out of a hotel...

Walking thru an airport

Going to a convenience store...

SHARING A LIFE

isn't newsworthy to anyone but people in this fandom.

They look like 2 ordinary people 

just getting on with the day to day life

of being 

TOGETHER.

(Yes.  The Theme. I dig it)

Twilight is over.

All that remains is the love

that 2 people found in each other eyes

as they twirled around the gazebo floor...

TOGETHER.

Have I found you

Flightless bird

You're getting teary just remembering this...

aren't you?

First love is very powerful.

But true love...

never dies.

Too corny?

I give a fuck.

Truth is truth.

This post is brought to you by the letter T

T for TOGETHER

Say it with me people...

Rob and Kristen

ALWAYS

End up

TOGETHER.

T for Truth.

Rob and Kristen aren't living their lives for me

or anyone else.

They aren't concerned with fandom drama...

They are just happy being

TOGETHER.

T for Tom and Sienna

Big happy smiles.

And Sienna looked fantastic.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Green Sheep Forever.

Yakety Yak- Don't Talk Back

I've been reluctant to write another post...

Why?

Because inevitably something cool or interesting

always happens immediately after.

It's like...

I post on the blog...

New pics of Rob and/or Kristen show up.

And for some reason...

a gut feeling maybe

I just feel like something is going to happen

as soon as I hit PUBLISH.

And its not like I'm not way (WAY) excited

about what might happen...

It's that I'll JUST miss it

and by the time I get to write about it...

it will be old news.

Story of my blog.

Anyway.

There really isn't too much to yak about.

Yak.

Isn't that an odd word?

Yak.

I mean... on one hand its this big old buffalo looking thing.

And on another...

It's incessant meaningless senseless chatter

Basically... The Fringe speak fluent Yak.

It's their own special language.
Yak. Yak.
Sounds like someone hacking up bitter bullshit.. yes?

Yakety yak (don't talk back)

These were the last pictures released of Rob and Kristen

before Rob left LA.

There was MUCH speculation as to when they were taken.

Some were saying at the beginning of April

(But I honestly don't see the point of holding them for 3 weeks)

Some were saying this past weekend.

Some even said they were old pics from years ago!

I say...

Who gives a fuck when they were taken?

Does it affect how you view them? Really?

Does it take away any enjoyment from seeing them?

Nope.

What matters...

Is that there were MORE pictures of Rob and Kristen

Out and About doing normal coupley things.

We get to see nice pictures of Rob and Kristen...

Doing what, my friends?

Being all cute and sweet.

Focus on that...

Rob and Kristen.

Together.

(As always)

Sure...

The Fringe always claim these sort of pics are...

STAGED!!!!

Kristen calls the Paps!!!

That's why there are so many PHOTO OPS!!!

Yakety Yak.

It's ridiculous that people actually believe...

Wait.

I can't even go there with what is ridiculous anymore.

All they spew is senseless delusional drivel.

Yak.

The Lunatic Fringe are indeed... Lunatics.

The fact of the matter is...

The reason there are so many more pictures of

Rob and Kristen together and solo...

is because they have a professional stalker.

(Rolando!)

He waits for them.

He follows them.

He stalks their every move.

THAT'S why there are so many pictures now.

If you actually believe for ONE second that

either Rob or Kristen would ever sell their

 private life like that...

You haven't been listening to anything they've said.

EVER.

They would never sell their relationship...

No matter how much you want to believe its not real.

Oh it's so Real.

And it's SPECTACULAR!

Then we got this.

Once again...

As soon as Rob or Kristen go somewhere without the other...

Idiots start acting like its some sort of barometer 

to the status of their relationship.

Not sure how that works exactly.

All couples must remain next to each other at all times.

You can NEVER fly somewhere without the other.

If you travel alone... you must be single!
Yakety Yak!

So where did Rob end up?

Awwwww....

New York City!

Turns out he went to see Tom in Orphans...

And isn't that the sweetest thing?

Going to see his BEST friend...

in his stellar role

that has earned him a TONY NOMINATION!!

I want to say I'm proud of him...

But I've always known how talented he was.

Tom has such a vulnerability about him

and he expresses so much with few words.

He's brilliant.

And I'm so thrilled that other people are finding that out.

But anyway.

Rob is in NYC.

Hanging out with Tom.

and guess who else might be coming to NY soon?
(If not already there...)

For the Met Gala.

Hmmm.

All part of the plan?

I've read that Sienna is going too...

Will she be going with Tom?

Will they be wearing Burberry?

Will Rob show up?

Will they be a foursome?

I don't want to get any hopes up that Rob 

will hang out on any red carpet...

Because we all know that's not his deal.

But...

We can hope... right?

There's nothing wrong with that.

It's not really an expectation...

It's just a... dream.

Ever drifting down the stream

Lingering in the golden gleam

Life, what is it but a dream?

So on that note of blissful longing...

This post is brought to you by ...

WALKING.

SURPRISE!

Tom has a nice stride too...

(Or maybe I have a hankering for Brits in motion?)

but what I like best about this picture

is the BIG smile on his face.

I want to see more smiles like this.

I adore him.

Completely.

And I look forward to the Met Gala

in hopes of seeing him too...

Imagine.

Rob. Kristen. Tom. Sienna.

Now that would be a Photo Op!

Until next time.

Bye for now

Green Sheep.

Forever.

As Long As They Both Shall Live...

 I know.

You think I'm going to go on and on about Rob walking right?

Well.

No.

I mean... I could.

But that's not what this post is about.

Remember a few days ago...

When the pics came out of Rob at LAX

Passport in hand.

Mustard bag all stuffed and ready to go?

Remember the speculation?

Some people assumed because he had his passport

that he MUST be going London or overseas.

(In fact he ended up in NYC)

The Lunatic Fringe were ECSTATIC!

SINGLE ROB!

FREE ROB!
RUN ROB RUN!!

Well... you know how it goes in the Fringe fandom...

As soon as Rob or Kristen go anywhere alone

it MUST mean trouble in paradise.

Or trouble in PR-dise.

I mean...

Seriously.

Run from WHAT exactly?

RUN FROM THE DELUSIONAL PR CONTRACT

THAT YOU ALWAYS FALL BACK ON WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER

BUT YOU CONVENIENTLY FORGET ABOUT WHEN THEY'RE APART?

 It wasn't much after these airport pics were released 

that the pics of Kristen waiting for a VALET

were released.

And of course... we all know what happened next

The most rabid of the Lunatic Fringe

tried their hardest to start malicious rumors

about Kristen.

Only the shit rags put a blurb about their lies

and they even backpedaled on it once they

realized what a total crock of Fringe Shit it was.

Desperate Fringe.

So pathetic.

Didn't work... did it?

Another failure in a long list of failures.

The Fringe are still living in 2012.

They are almost as obsessed with Sanders

as they are with Kristen.

I bet if you were brave enough to read through

The loonies tweets and blogs...

They probably mention that one day in July

over and over again.

They cling to it like flies on shit...

It's their HOLY GRAIL.

They hold those pictures from that day close to their hearts.

They mean EVERYTHING to the Fringe.

It was the BEST DAY of their lives!

Imagine a day in someone else's life

being the most important and best in yours.

 Sad... Yes?

It's been over 9 months now...

Only the lowest gossip rags who need hits

(and even most of them have moved on)

and the Fringe Hags try to keep this old tired story

from fading into the past where it belongs.

But what else do they have?

They have to deal with the undeniable proof

that Rob and Kristen REMAIN together.

And when Rob was pictured heading back to LA

less than 48 hours after arriving in NYC...

What was the speculation this time?

Normal fans just knew that Rob was

going back to Kristen...

Where he ALWAYS goes.

If you are the Fringe

You scream

DAMAGE CONTROL.

Of course.

There is no damage control, Lunatics.

You make up shit in your deluded minds

and expect Rob to act on it.

He doesn't.

In fact...

Rob pretty much does the OPPOSITE

of whatever you want him to do.

He doesn't give a shit what you say.

Kristen didn't need any damage control 

Because she didn't do anything wrong.

She went out to dinner with friends.

That's it.

All your vile attempts to stir old drama up...

was dead within 24 hours.

And now you are just left to wallow in your own shit

A place you are no doubt very comfortable.

And you get to know that Rob couldn't fucking WAIT

to get back to Kristen.

Couldn't. Fucking. Wait.

Because that's where he WANTS to be.

Rob and Kristen

ALWAYS

End Up

TOGETHER.

This post is brought to you by the letters T and M

T for TOGETHER

No matter what you say...

No matter how hard you try to pretend differently

Rob and Kristen 

are together.

For better... For worse

in plenty and in want 

in joy and in sorrow 

in sickness and in health 

as long as they both shall live...

A true commitment.

(That was a real priest anyway... right?)

M for MET GALA!

Kristen was invited. Again.

It's next week.

And I cannot wait to see what she is wearing.

I have a feeling it will be...

AMAZING.

And who knows what else we will see?

OK.

So I did put in a picture of Rob walking.

How could I not?

It's a cross I gladly bear.

And last...

But never least.

T for TOM STURRIDGE

Intoxicated.
Completely.

Until next time.

Bye for now