Rob and Kristen- 24/7

It's been a long week... hasn't it?

Or is it just me.

Probably just me.

Anyway.

Lots of drama.

(like that's news)

Some people always seem to want to

splash everyone around them with their shit...

And one of the biggest dramas this past week was 

WHERE IN THE WORLD WERE ROB AND KRISTEN

last weekend?

Not sure it really matters...

Oh my.

So many opinions.

So much bickering.

Here's my take...

Rob was filming "Life" in Toronto but it appeared that he had a few days off mostly because someone tweeted they were off for the weekend but also because we have been getting set pics of Rob every day that he has been there and POOF for some reason those few days last weekend not a picture was to be found and then of course there were the random tweets that kept rolling in saying he was in NYC but of course always a few that say he was still in Toronto and other places because you know how it goes people just cling to the tweets that best suit what they want to believe and why would Rob even BE in NYC if not for Kristen so that is something to think about but then Kristen was sighted in both LA and NYC and although i personally only saw one tweet that placed her grocery shopping in her neighborhood there were quite a few others placing her in NYC and that does kinda make a bit of sense because Kristen has started filming "Still Alice" in NYC this very day but of course there was all sorts of bickering because the Ninnies didn't want to think that Rob was in the same city as Kristen and the Nonberts hated the thought of Kristen being anywhere near Rob and then you had the people who wanted to believe that Rob and Kristen were in fact in the same city but didn't want to have any hope that it was true so they basically stuck to the Kristen is still in LA scenario but you know how it goes Toronto really is just a hop skip and a jump away from NYC and I realized that people don't want to have hopes to get them dashed and long story short there wasn't any REAL proof that Rob and Kristen were anywhere and I've really become a 'pics or it didn't happen' kinda girl these days and some random tweets really don't do it for me but what you have to realize is that Rob and Kristen are far from over and that's why so many robsessed ninnies were trying so hard to brush off the rumors because deep down inside they are so scared they are true and honestly you shouldn't ever underestimate Rob and Kristen because they will surprise you every fucking time.

How's that?

That was my 'scroll' version.

Rob is completely cute.

This picture has been EVERYWHERE by now.

Rob and the cow.

This image has been photo-shopped into just about

every conceivable situation...

all with hilarious results.

And how can you not smile at Robert?

He's obviously enjoying himself in these pictures...

and I bet even the cow doesn't mind.

Ha.

And honestly....

Isn't THIS the Rob we have all come to know and love?

The goofy smiley dorky adorable guy

who just happens to be incredibly handsome and charming?

I will take these sort of pictures any day

over some artsy fartsy pics

of Rob wearing shiny leather coats with big spikes

and huge baby pins

wearing guy liner and pirate hats 

and really not looking

very much like Rob... at all.

Oh give me a Rob frolicking in the field with cows

any fucking day of the week.

And for the record?

This is my favorite Rob 'meme' of all time...

Running with the Beatles

in "Hard Days Night"

It finally answers the age old question of

who really is the 5th Beatle.

It's Rob!

I kinda like how Ringo is looking back at him...

Perfect.

(I don't know who made this... 

but all the credit in the world to whoever you are)

Kristen on set for "Still Alice"

Look how fucking happy she is...

It must be because she is back at work

and not because of that green goop in the cup.

A wee bit gross...

But maybe it tastes good?

Good for you?

*shiver*

At least here....

all cute in her beanie

it looks like she has something chocolaty

Right?

Why is brown stuff more appealing than green stuff?

If you think about it...

brown isn't so great either.

except chocolate of course.

Anyway.

Kristen on set.

Robert on set.

Makes Rose a happy girl.

I love that we have so much to look forward to.

It makes it a great time

to be a fan.

Anticipation.

Something we in this fandom

have gotten used to over the years.

Rob and Kristen.

The gift that keeps on giving.

This post is not brought to you by the the psychotic drama queens

who put the LOON in the Lunatic Fringe.

You thrive on self inflicted drama and create the same tedious bullshit

wherever you go.

You don't care about the truth...

only your twisted agenda.

Here's the thing

Everyone is laughing AT you

Not with you.

You don't ever realize how embarrassing you are...

But everyone else does.

And by the way?

You will notice how I didn't mention any names

nor did I point a finger at anyone in particular.

I never make anything personal

unless I feel I have to defend myself.

So if you THINK I'm talking about you...

Then I probably am.

But that's your own paranoid issue

Not mine.

It's not my fault you see yourself

in my words.

AND

to end on a great note.

a wonderful note

an adorable note...

This post is brought to you by Thomas.

Tom and Sienna at some Oscar after parties...

I love her smile here

I don't blame her for smiling so fucking big.

I would be too.

Cute couple is cute.

And Tom with his hat.

I'm thinking he should get some different colors

of the same hat...

Kinda like Pharrell does with his enormous strange Arby's hat.

Imagine it in blue... red... black... green

It would match any occasion!

Oh Thomas.

I do adore you.

Until next time.

Bye for now

P.S. Yes. I still see you.

You're not fooling anyone.

I'm Forever Yours--

Email day.

But first.

Robert Walking.

It's been a while...hasn't it?

So handsome.

And then we get a picture like this...

and we all remember the awkward goofy adorkable guy

that made us like him in the first place.

Rose Nose

#1 What happened to you Rose? You used to believe that

Rob and Kristen were together and now talk about them

like they are broken up!

Nothing happened to me.

 You must be talking about a different Rose.

I don't think they are 'broken' 

I also don't think they are laying in a field of flowers

staring into each others eyes...

I think they (still) have a relationship 

one that has ups and downs

and is a work in progress.

You know... because that's how relationships work.

Only they know where its going.

#2 What do you think about all the pregnancy rumors?

First off... I still don't believe she is.

But I also don't care if other people think she is.

Eh. To each their own.

What I don't like is that some people jump down

your throat and call you a 'hater' if you don't agree.

There are plenty of nasty haters out there...

someone with a difference of opinion isn't one of them.

How cuddly and cute is Cole?

#3 How can you possibly think Rob and Kristen are still together?

They haven't been seen together since May of last year.

It's pretty obvious Rob wants nothing to do with her.

Why can't you move on? They have.

 They have obviously been together more than you know.

(Maybe a lot more than you know)

But there has been plenty of 'evidence' since May.

His car at her place (numerous times)

Her car at his place.

(You know to discuss dog food for 5 hours... bwahahaha)

Their cars following each other.

He has the dogs.

She has the dogs.

They have the dogs.

Here a dog. There a dog.

Everywhere a dog. Dog.

But for you to say that Rob wants nothing to do with her

is wishful thinking on your part.

Rob is still in Kristen's life.

Deal with it.

As for moving on?

You seem pretty stuck in the same place.

Your record. It's broken.

Fix it.

sorry. couldn't resist. hahahahaha.

#4 I love that you still believe in Rob and Kristen!

Sometimes it gets hard to do with so many negative nellies

and debbie downers out there.

I've come to a place in this fandom

where I really don't give a shit what other people think.

I know what I believe.

I believe what I know.

The rest is just noise.

#5 You keep saying 'to each their own'

So why do you even bother with people who don't agree

with you? Why do you keep trying to change peoples minds?

Why must you all follow the herd?

Hello?

I don't try to change anyone's mind.

People ask me... I answer.

No one is holding a gun to their head or forcing them

to come to this blog.

Again, I don't give a fuck if you agree with me or not...

The only people I have any issue with are the ones

who are hell bent on hurting Rob/Kristen.

It's ridiculous and psychotic.

And if I am going to be lumped into some animal group...

better a herd of gentle, soft cuddly sheep

than a pack of rabid, disgusting Hyenas.

#6 Where do you think this all will end up?

I don't have a crystal ball.

No one knows what is happening in their own lives

in the future...

let alone trying to predict what is going on

with other peoples lives.

All I know is that I hope we see this...

 

Sometime in the near future.

I still believe in Rob and Kristen.

You don't have to...

But I do.

Hope springs eternal.

And hope will continue to spring eternally

until one or the other shows me a reason not to

spring.

eternally.

Or something.

Let's just say...

I hope Rob and Kristen's love 

continues.

eternally.

Oh man.

This post is brought to you by 

Rob and Kristen.

And being apart

Ain't easy on this love affair

Two strangers learn to fall in love again

I get the joy of rediscovering you

Oh, girl, you stand by me

I'm forever yours

Faithfully

(Eternally?)

And where would a post be without some Tom?

I fucking ADORE him.

Eternally.

Until next time.

Bye for now

hang in there

P.S. I'm taking ideas for birthday wishes...

It's in two days... give me your thoughts.

Not real life wishes

(those go without saying)

But fandom wishes...

Rob and Kristen

I love Rob in black and white.

I don't know exactly why...

But I do.

I like it a lot.

So what's new in the R/K world?

Not much.

It's funny...

(or maybe it's just sad... not sure)

But when I first started writing this blog

I would post something every damn day.

Imagine that.

Of course

There were only a handful of people who read this blog

back in the olden days of yore.

And I really kinda just lamented on how beautiful Rob was

and how I couldn't figure out my current state of intoxication.

Now.

Now I just write in here about once a week...

And no

It's not because I'm less intoxicated with Robert.

It's just that I feel I've grown up WITH Rob.

Ya know?

Maybe back in 2008

when Rob was considered a 'teen' heartthrob

all that angsty ovary exploding thing was expected...

But I feel like he's past all that teenage-y kinda stuff now.

I know I am.

Yes. He's an absolutely beautiful talented man

and I look forward to his future movies...

But you can admire him without needing a bib.

Really.

You can.

Rob on the set of LIFE.

There is something about this whole thing

that is beyond exciting to me.

The time period.

The subject.

Everything.

And look at Rob...

being all 1950's

and doing it so fucking well.

And truly...

When he smiles like that

You just HAVE to smile too.

Kristen is beautiful

Incredibly so.

I'm kinda intoxicated with her too...

I find her completely fascinating.

Don't you?

Everything she does...

what she wears.

how she combs her hair.

if her t-shirt is tied or left out

what she says

how she says it

is analyzed and scrutinized.

Is anyone else out there so closely watched?

She shared a poem with a magazine

and immediately EVERYONE is talking about it.

Some to make fun.

Some to praise her.

But needless to say...

EVERYONE is still talking about her.

She is so loved.

And so hated.

The people who hate her try so hard

to ruin her... to put her down.

But it doesn't work.

She's still standing.

She's still working.

She's still wanted.

She's still talented.

She's still beautiful.

She's still fascinating.

Kristen wins.

 BURNS doesn't it?

this is just carrying on my penchant for giraffes.

Rob and a baby giraffe.

look how sweet.... how beautiful.

People shouldn't kill these animals.

Still makes me sad.

This post is brought to you by...

Andrew and Thomas.

That was then

This is now.

They've come a long way...

rather nicely

I might add.

Like really really nice.

extremely nice.

amazingly nice.

Are you feeling the nice?

I believe we will see this again.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Love is fucking LONG.

Love is LONG

Couple of thoughts...

1. Want to know something kinda amusing?

If I ever want to catch up on all the latest 

news on Kristen Stewart...

I go to a 'hater' site first.

That's right.

Because the people

who claim not to want anything to do with Kristen...

are always the first people to get the news/pics

about her.

They can't get enough of her.

They analyze every word she says.

They dissect every picture.

Every move she makes.

Every breath she takes.

They have been doing this since she's been

connected to Robert.

5 -1/2 years.

And even though they believe

that "Robsten" is over...

Do you think it has stopped?

Oh no no no.

No.

They obsess more than ever!

Why do you think that is?

They have supposedly 'won'... right?

Shouldn't they be basking in all the Rob glory?

Exploding ovaries and all?

Why can't they seem to let Kristen go?

They spend 75% of their time obsessing over Kristen

over the measly 25% they spend talking about Rob.

Hmmm.

Makes you wonder why they are really here...

Doesn't it?

Kinda like those shit accounts whose

sole purpose is trashing Kristen.

They don't even talk about Rob at all... Ever.

Yet all the Ninnie Robsessed follow them faithfully

and encourage their vile behavior.

Hmmm.

Makes you wonder why they are really here.

Doesn't it?

2. Ok.

So the other night I was sitting with my laptop

on my... lap.

I had the TV on

but I wasn't really paying attention

You know how that goes...right?

So here I am.

Sitting here all reading whatever it was

that I was reading

(not that it fucking matters)

And i hear a familiar song come on the TV...

Led Zeppelin.

I look up.

I see Robert running across a roof...

And I'm gone.

My initial reaction was

WOW.

And then...

FUCKING WOW.

The music.

The man.

It all fucking works.

It was...

Intoxicating.

No matter how many times I watched the commercial

on my computer...

I was completely blown away seeing it on my TV

for the first time.

Good job, Dior.

3. Kristen is on the cover of Marie Claire.

(yeah...kinda obvious at this point)

She looks

...

PHENOMENAL.

GORGEOUS.

BEAUTIFUL.

Every word you can think of to describe her beauty...

Just add that in.

She also gave an interview which seems

to have put some people up in arms.

NO WAY!

Kristen talks about a lot of things

in this interview.

But never once does she mention Rob by name.

Of course...

During the course of reading this interview

(which to be honest I thought was pretty good)

The writer interjects Rob's name...

Of course they do!

What's an article about one

without mentioning the other?

Peanut butter and jelly.

Sonny and Cher.

Bert and Ernie.

Lennon and McCartney.

Rob and Kristen.

They just GO together.

You know what I mean?

You can't seem to bring up one

without thinking about the other.

But I digress.

Kristen said:

"I stand by every mistake I've ever made, so judge away."

This is the one most people are fixated on.

Somehow people seem to believe that she doesn't give a fuck

about the mistakes... 

I don't see that at all.

She owns up to her mistakes.

She apologized immediately.

Publicly.

(and don't forget... declaring her love for Rob)

About a very private matter.

She didn't have to do that.

Do you think that was easy for her?

She didn't owe the public a god damn thing.

she still doesn't.

People seem to think she hasn't PAID enough.

Like she fucking owes them something

for what happens in her life.

And those same people still think she deserves to be stoned

or burned at the stake.

She owns her mistakes.

How can you not stand by them?

She doesn't say she has no regrets.

She doesn't say that they haven't hurt her or other people.

But she is saying...

It's her fucking life.

JUDGE AWAY.

Because you think you know.

But you have NO idea.

As always.

4. Green Fucking Sheep.

Forever.

This post is brought to you by the truth.

You can twist and manipulate and bend

Rob and Kristen's words...

any way you want 

Still doesn't make it true.

Still doesn't change a thing.

truth is fucking truth.

And this post it brought to you by ...

Giraffes.

A few months ago someone I know

told me about a person they worked with

who went on 'safari' in Africa

and went out and killed a giraffe.

(among many other beautiful harmless animals)

I mean...

WHO FUCKING GOES OUT AND SHOOTS A GIRAFFE??

WHO DOES THAT?

I was so upset by this.

I can't even begin to tell you.

Someone shooting something

for its hide.

Yes.

So they could take back its hide and put it under a table

or on a wall.

And now...

I see the story about the young male giraffe

that was brutally killed in some sort of 

disgusting display

Why?

Because it was the easy way out.

Who really wants to find a solution that lets

this beautiful animal LIVE?

So I'm completely disgusted.

And sad.

And god...

So fucking sad.

People hurt other living things...

because they can.

They think its acceptable.

That it's OK.

Is that what you do?

Think about it.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Love is LONG.