Get Used To It

Oh

So much anger.
Such hostility.

It's a SHOUTY ALL CAPS kinda day.

And all over a simple picture and brief video

showing Rob and Kristen

ALWAYS

ending up together.
(Get used to it)

Remember the other day

when I said that EVERY time a picture came out that

the Lunatic Fringe just couldn't accept...

It invariably comes back to being STAGED!!!
EVERY DAMN TIME!
It's hilarious!
Think about it...
Rob kissing Kristen at Cannes... PR.
Rob and Kristen kissing at their house... STAGED.
Rob and Kristen at Halloween parties-Kissing at Concerts-Weddings
Birthday Parties-Dinner Dates- Kissing in Montreal-
Kissing in limos-holding hands in Paris/Cannes/LA/Vancouver
Rob going to Paris- Coming back to her flat in London-
Going thru a grocery store!
(I could go on and on and on)
"IT'S NOT REAL! IT'S STAGED! IT'S ALL PR!!"
(Ruth The PR WIZARD is one busy lady!)

They just cannot accept that Rob flew home from OZ

and immediately into Kristen's arms.
That Rob and Kristen spend time together
BECAUSE THEY WANT TO.
(Get used to it)

1. People got SO upset that this wench

(and I honestly like the word wench)

got her 15 minutes of fame.

So what?

The Fringe seem to think that the only reason

these girls were interviewed by E

was because they worked for Ruth?
(RUTH THE ALL POWERFUL!)
Or for E?
Or both?

Yeah. OK. Sure.

This was the first picture of Rob and Kristen
Together (get used to it)
Since he got back from Australia...

Kinda a big deal.

It was all over the place.

Every gossip rag was interested in the story.

And honestly... these girls did everyone a favor

They quickly put an end to the lame 

"Rob is still in Australia"

"Rob is going to London"

bullshit theories.
AND
We got to see Rob and Kristen
Together (get used to it)

2. The whole "Rob was SO happy when 

he posed with fans in Oz! Now he looks

sooo miserable!"

Really?

Sorry... but...

Rob kinda looks the SAME in all these pics.

(including the one with Kristen)
He admits to not liking having his picture taken
So maybe that's why?

This is what SO HAPPY looks like to the Fringe?

Figures.
Sour bitter people obviously have no clue
what happiness looks like...

Here is what happiness looks like:

(Get used to it.)

As for Kristen pretending to be happy

in the picture with Rob

but she NEVER smiles with fans otherwise?

Ooops.

Wrong again.
Look at all those smiles!

4. Ruth The ALL POWERFUL.

Ruth somehow gets credit for manipulating

every moment... every second of Kristen's life.

She is behind every kind word about Kristen...

Every picture taken of Rob and Kristen

She pays off Twitter to trend topics about her

She pays off thousands of people

all over the world...

Photographers, actors, producers, directors

store clerks, waitresses

people from every walk of life

Sometimes WHOLE towns at once!

(Remember the IOW2 Conspiracy theory? hahahaha)

JUST to promote Kristen (and Robsten!)

She forces Rob to participate

in all these horrible things...

And happens to always have fans on speed dial

to take the most random pictures...

and to talk about Rob and Kristen being affectionate!

It's amazing her far reaching connections

She has endless money at her disposal too...

Imagine the cost of paying off hundreds of thousands 

of people for over 4 years??

How does she possibly keep track of all the people

on her enormous payroll?

Did you ever think that maybe Kristen LIKES Ruth?

Why doesn't she RULE the world??

Ruth's power has NO limits!

She controls everything...

Everybody

and is behind every move.

How does she have time for other clients?

Incredible!

5. Do you know what reeks of desperation?
People who turn to Psychics and Blind Gossips for their 'truth'
Scary, huh?

You know what I predicted?
That the Fringe was SO worried about what
would happen when Rob got back to LA...
because they KNEW he would be with Kristen
They had to come up with some excuse
to make all the pain go away...

What better than some psychics
and some blind gossip
who obviously snuggle under the same
delusional blanket as the Fringe?
This way they tell them exactly
what they want to hear!
Anyone can make vague predictions.
"Yes... I see Rob going on another trip soon"
"I see Kristen wearing jeans and a t-shirt."
"The Fringe will keep moving back the
end of their imaginary contract.
Next break up date will be the 'end of the year'"
(By the way? What happened to the END
when the DVD dropped?
Oops!
No problem! Just have some Gossip extend the date!)


As for the BLIND gossip.
Like I said before...
There no doubt who their 'source' is
on Rob and Kristen.
How predictable.

Blind = Can't See
Gossip = Shit.
Can't. See. Shit.
Sounds about right.


And finally...
I wish that people in this fandom
who pretend to be fans of Rob and/or Kristen
would just admit that you're not really anyone's fan.
People who call Rob a pussy
spineless, doormat, pool boy
and make petitions to
"find Rob's balls"
aren't fans of his.

When a day in July is the
'best moment'
of your life...
No matter what it meant to Rob
That pretty much says it all.

You're not a fan.
You're a fucking fanatic.


Rob is going to keep disappointing you.
(Get used to it)
Because he is going to continue to live his life
His way.
And that includes Kristen.
Always Kristen.
So get out while you can.
It's not going to get better for you.


This post is brought to you by Orphans.

It opens March 26th.
I can't wait.

I adore you Thomas  Sturridge.

Until next time

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen: Truth, Foam and Holding Hands.

Proceed with Caution.

Foam Alert.

Take my hand. Take my whole heart too...

It was a helluva weekend, wasn't it?

OK, so technically Halloween was on Wednesday

But damn.

This picture make the foam fly.

It's not even so much that Rob and Kristen were together.

It's not even so much that they were holding hands

(again)

They Haters were spewing their bitter foam

because they don't feel that Kristen has 'paid' for what she did.

"She got off scott-free"

Really?

I guess anything short of burning her at the stake

is Kristen not paying for her SINS...

“ I sentence you hags to be burned at the stake
 until you are deemed fit to reenter society.”

                               

But even though they will feign moral outrage...

(and honestly, have you seen some of the things they've said??)

They are most upset that Rob has decided that 

his heart belongs to Kristen.
HOW DARE HE TAKE HER BACK!

Rob knows the TRUTH.

There really wasn't a decision to be made.

He never really left her.

Not really.

How bitter is that foam?

Where is Rob's other hand?

FOAM:

I KNEW they would be seen

at the OTR afterparty!

I called it!
I know people in the industry!
I'm friends with their friends!
I knew it!

TRUTH:

Rob and Kristen support each other

and always go to the afterparties of their films together

if they are able to.

Saying that you 'called' it is like saying...

"The sun is going to come up tomorrow!

I just know it!"

And then when it does?

You take the credit.

Beauty and the Ring.

FOAM:

We debunked the famous ring!!

It has an Aries sign on it.. 

it doesn't say Rob!

No. Wait.
It's some sort of witchy evil sign of the dead!

(Burn her at the stake!)

HAHAHA! We broke that rumor!

Nonnies Rule!!

TRUTH:

Does it really make a difference WHAT the ring has

inscribed on it?

Come closer...

NO.

Obviously the status of the ring chaps your ass...

Since you can't seem to let it go.

You can manip whatever you want on it

and keep trying to prove your point.

But what a shock that you have missed the obvious.

Kristen pretty much came out and admitted the speculation

about the ring was true.

“Everybody wants to know,” she says about the ring. 

“Everyone already knows — it’s ridiculous.”

No matter what is etched into the ring...

"Everyone" already knows that she got it from Rob.

Rob gave her the ring.

THAT is all that matters.

It could have a chicken etched into it

and it wouldn't take away the fact that

Rob gave her the ring.

ROB.GAVE.HER.THE.RING.

Kristen OWNS you.

And while truth has the floor...

Rob gave her the necklace too.

No matter if it's a locket.

No matter how much anyone thinks it costs.

No matter what the symbols means.

It could be a piece of rope with a button on it...

Doesn't matter because

Rob gave her the necklace.

"Oh um, it's just a little token 

Had a birthday recently... that's all.

I found it.

It just appeared somewhere...

and I was like 'whoa'

my birthday has been so great this year!"

And the fact that Kristen prominently displays

these 'tokens' all the time...

Shows you how important they are to her.

And why it elicits so much foaming.

I will MELT into you...

FOAM:

Everything about Robsten is staged.

From day one.

We obsessively poured over every picture ever taken

of both of them together

and found out that only 2 or 3 different pap sites

always took the pictures!

PR! PR! PR!

Proves we are right!

They call the paps! It's all an act for the movie!

TRUTH:

I'm guessing if you looked at pics of other popular pap targets

they would have the same pap sites as well.

Shock. Gasp.

So desperate to prove an insane concept.

Desperate times... Desperate measures.

I can't tell you how many times I was told 

that there weren't ANY real pics of Rob and Kristen on personal time

even remotely looking like they were in a relationship.

Well...

Except for these

There's more... but you get my point.

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE PICTURES

were dismissed as PR.

EVERY SINGLE ONE

Rob and Kristen were supposedly working

to help promote one of the movies.

EVERY ONE.

Supreme Lunacy.

What a convenient EXCUSE to hide from reality!

Even the one where Rob and Kristen

are in his parents home during Christmas.

That one was 'leaked' by Kristen's team

for some conspiracy or other.

Or maybe Kristen called the paps that day

and they willingly posed for this picture as well?

Obviously the whole fucking world is in on this... right?

I mean... honestly.

How could you still possibly buy into this bullshit

and not doubt your sanity?

These pictures show two people who want to be together.

Two people who love each other.

Two people who like to spend time together.
It's so simple. So true.

And in almost every one?

Rob has a BIG smile on his face.

Cute Trio.

FOAM:

Kristen's gay!!
Rob's gay!!
They are just beards for each other!
 I would rather Rob be gay than really be with Kristen!

TRUTH:
I cannot tell you how many times I've been sent
 the 'I wish Rob were gay' bullshit.
I wish I were kidding.
These REAL fans of Rob's...
The ones that prefer Rob to be some sort of manwhore...
Who believe he is a lying hypocrite who has
sold his soul for the sake of a movie franchise.
Those who believes he willingly promotes a fake relationship
and stages false pics for money or as part of his 'job'.
Those who really would rather Rob be gay
(not that there's anything wrong with that)
than be with Kristen.
The same fans who cackle on one side of their face
about how Kristen is a lesbian...
And then screech that she has bedded most of Hollywood.
Yeah.
Foam makes you crazy.
Foam makes you delusional.

I guess that's enough foam for today.
Sometimes you just have to get out the hose
and spray it away...

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This post is brought to you by
Ducks. Flowers. And Hearts.

 

Tom was seen out recently in Pennsylvania...
(Yes, Sienna and Marlowe were there, but I have this
thing about not putting her adorable face on my blog)
And what is he wearing?
CAN IT BE???
The one.
The only.
The duck sweater??

Is Arthur adorable or what??

That sweater is so colorful...
so full of flowers and hearts
and ducks...
That sweater is completely Tom Sturridge.
I love it!
And it goes to show you that once Tom likes something...
He never lets it go.
Which brings me to Kristen.
Tom not showing up for the OTR screening
has nothing to do with Kristen.
Let's face it... most of the cast didn't show.
But you know...
He has a new precious baby.
And maybe he has other priorities right now.
It's been blatantly obvious from the beginning
that Rob's friends adore Kristen.
None have done that better than Tom.

And back to ducks and hearts and flowers...
I bet Marlowe LOVES that sweater!

Until next time.

Bye for now