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Foam Alert.
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| Take my hand. Take my whole heart too... |
It was a helluva weekend, wasn't it?
OK, so technically Halloween was on Wednesday
But damn.
This picture make the foam fly.
It's not even so much that Rob and Kristen were together.
It's not even so much that they were holding hands
(again)
They Haters were spewing their bitter foam
because they don't feel that Kristen has 'paid' for what she did.
"She got off scott-free"
Really?
I guess anything short of burning her at the stake
is Kristen not paying for her SINS...
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| “ I sentence you hags to be burned at the stake until you are deemed fit to reenter society.” |
But even though they will feign moral outrage...
(and honestly, have you seen some of the things they've said??)
They are most upset that Rob has decided that
his heart belongs to Kristen.
HOW DARE HE TAKE HER BACK!
Rob knows the TRUTH.
HOW DARE HE TAKE HER BACK!
Rob knows the TRUTH.
There really wasn't a decision to be made.
He never really left her.
Not really.
How bitter is that foam?
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| Where is Rob's other hand? |
FOAM:
I KNEW they would be seen
at the OTR afterparty!
I called it!
I know people in the industry!
I'm friends with their friends!
I knew it!
I know people in the industry!
I'm friends with their friends!
I knew it!
TRUTH:
Rob and Kristen support each other
and always go to the afterparties of their films together
if they are able to.
Saying that you 'called' it is like saying...
"The sun is going to come up tomorrow!
I just know it!"
And then when it does?
You take the credit.
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| Beauty and the Ring. |
FOAM:
We debunked the famous ring!!
It has an Aries sign on it..
it doesn't say Rob!
No. Wait.
It's some sort of witchy evil sign of the dead!
It's some sort of witchy evil sign of the dead!
(Burn her at the stake!)
HAHAHA! We broke that rumor!
Nonnies Rule!!
TRUTH:
Does it really make a difference WHAT the ring has
inscribed on it?
Come closer...
NO.
Obviously the status of the ring chaps your ass...
Since you can't seem to let it go.
You can manip whatever you want on it
and keep trying to prove your point.
But what a shock that you have missed the obvious.
Kristen pretty much came out and admitted the speculation
about the ring was true.
“Everybody wants to know,” she says about the ring.
“Everyone already knows — it’s ridiculous.”
No matter what is etched into the ring...
"Everyone" already knows that she got it from Rob.
Rob gave her the ring.
THAT is all that matters.
It could have a chicken etched into it
and it wouldn't take away the fact that
Rob gave her the ring.
ROB.GAVE.HER.THE.RING.
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| Kristen OWNS you. |
And while truth has the floor...
Rob gave her the necklace too.
No matter if it's a locket.
No matter how much anyone thinks it costs.
No matter what the symbols means.
It could be a piece of rope with a button on it...
Doesn't matter because
Rob gave her the necklace.
"Oh um, it's just a little token
Had a birthday recently... that's all.
I found it.
It just appeared somewhere...
and I was like 'whoa'
my birthday has been so great this year!"
And the fact that Kristen prominently displays
these 'tokens' all the time...
Shows you how important they are to her.
And why it elicits so much foaming.
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| I will MELT into you... |
FOAM:
Everything about Robsten is staged.
From day one.
We obsessively poured over every picture ever taken
of both of them together
and found out that only 2 or 3 different pap sites
always took the pictures!
PR! PR! PR!
Proves we are right!
They call the paps! It's all an act for the movie!
TRUTH:
I'm guessing if you looked at pics of other popular pap targets
they would have the same pap sites as well.
Shock. Gasp.
So desperate to prove an insane concept.
Desperate times... Desperate measures.
I can't tell you how many times I was told
that there weren't ANY real pics of Rob and Kristen on personal time
even remotely looking like they were in a relationship.
Well...
Except for these
There's more... but you get my point.
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE PICTURES
were dismissed as PR.
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Rob and Kristen were supposedly working
to help promote one of the movies.
EVERY ONE.
Supreme Lunacy.
What a convenient EXCUSE to hide from reality!
Even the one where Rob and Kristen
are in his parents home during Christmas.
That one was 'leaked' by Kristen's team
for some conspiracy or other.
Or maybe Kristen called the paps that day
and they willingly posed for this picture as well?
Obviously the whole fucking world is in on this... right?
I mean... honestly.
How could you still possibly buy into this bullshit
and not doubt your sanity?
These pictures show two people who want to be together.
Two people who love each other.
Two people who like to spend time together.
It's so simple. So true.
It's so simple. So true.
And in almost every one?
Rob has a BIG smile on his face.
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| Cute Trio. |
FOAM:
Kristen's gay!!
Rob's gay!!
They are just beards for each other!
I would rather Rob be gay than really be with Kristen!
TRUTH:
I cannot tell you how many times I've been sent
the 'I wish Rob were gay' bullshit.
I wish I were kidding.
These REAL fans of Rob's...
The ones that prefer Rob to be some sort of manwhore...
Who believe he is a lying hypocrite who has
sold his soul for the sake of a movie franchise.
Those who believes he willingly promotes a fake relationship
and stages false pics for money or as part of his 'job'.
Those who really would rather Rob be gay
(not that there's anything wrong with that)
than be with Kristen.
The same fans who cackle on one side of their face
about how Kristen is a lesbian...
And then screech that she has bedded most of Hollywood.
Yeah.
Foam makes you crazy.
Foam makes you delusional.
I guess that's enough foam for today.
Sometimes you just have to get out the hose
and spray it away...
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This post is brought to you by
Ducks. Flowers. And Hearts.
Tom was seen out recently in Pennsylvania...
(Yes, Sienna and Marlowe were there, but I have this
thing about not putting her adorable face on my blog)
And what is he wearing?
CAN IT BE???
The one.
The only.
The duck sweater??
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| Is Arthur adorable or what?? |
That sweater is so colorful...
so full of flowers and hearts
and ducks...
That sweater is completely Tom Sturridge.
I love it!
And it goes to show you that once Tom likes something...
He never lets it go.
Which brings me to Kristen.
Tom not showing up for the OTR screening
has nothing to do with Kristen.
Let's face it... most of the cast didn't show.
But you know...
He has a new precious baby.
And maybe he has other priorities right now.
It's been blatantly obvious from the beginning
that Rob's friends adore Kristen.
None have done that better than Tom.
And back to ducks and hearts and flowers...
I bet Marlowe LOVES that sweater!
Until next time.
Bye for now
