Oregano Stalks Pocket Edward

I'm bored.

There's nothing really going on in Rob-land...

So I thought I would post some of the pics

I had taken for "Where's Oregano 3- It's Personal"

You know... Where Oregano is always lurking around Rob...

I kinda miss Oregano.

Remember when Rob was 'grazed' by a taxi

while filming Remember Me in NYC?

Some rapid Paparazzi chased him into the street...

Well... I found a pic.

Look who is driving the cab...

Oregano!

And his passenger?

Nikki, of course.

:)

Ah. The Rob manip.

Someone put Rob's beautiful face

on Oregano's stumpy body.

As. Fucking. If.

So there is my version of this picture...

Little green Rob wannabe...

Oregano tried so hard...

for so long...

But we all knew where this would end up.

Didn't we?

I remember vividly when these pics came out.

So much chatter about Rob kissing Emilie.

I saw zero chemistry between them.

And it has nothing to do with me liking Kristen.

Look at how awkward and stiff they are.

Pocket Edward already has the stiff thing working...

(with Oregano hiding in the sand...)

Now...

You may think I don't like

Michael Angarano

(See? I can spell his name right...

if I look it up)

But I really have no ill will

toward the little condiment.

He's the Nice Spice.

And he's supplied me

with much laughter

while making the Oregano videos.

And Nikki Reed?

Well...

I'm sure she's very sweet.

But the way she plastered herself

to Rob and Kristen...

kinda got on my nerves.

The hugging and the kissing

and the arm holding

and the giggling

and the photo ops

and the sharing the cigarette

and the attaching yourself

to whatever will

make people notice you...

Tedious.

I hope Michael and his new Kristen look-alike

are very happy.

I hope Nikki and her Greek Paris

are very happy.

Now that they are out of the picture...

Rob and Kristen look pretty damn happy.

Where is Oregano?

I reluctantly have put the jar

back in the spice cabinet...

I shall miss you.

Bye for now ♥

Pocket Edward Loves Robsten

I must have Robsten on the brain.

I'm all about it lately.

Maybe it's just because there have only

been glimpses of Rob in the last week.

Not sure.

Anyway.

I was going through my

"Where's Oregano" folders...

Kinda doing 'pre-production' for

Oregano 3 (This time it's personal)

And realized I have a lot of Robsten type pictures

Pocket Edward is all over that shit.

PE is SO into Robsten.

I'm liking it.

So I thought I would share a few

PE Robsten pics.

PE and *my* version of KStew...

I found them amusing.

And kinda cool in a

"Rose is deranged and needs help" kinda way.

I know you understand.

Oh and here's the link for Oregano 2...

If you want a giggle.

Heh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lokqDY4UHQw

Bye for now ♥

Pocket Edward and Me. Where's Oregano 2 Outtakes.

I'm bored.

I'm lazy.

And sometimes I just need a fucking Rob break.

You understand... right?

So anyway...

I decided to pull out a few 'outtakes'

from "Wheres Oregano 2"

These pictures made me laugh

while I was taking them.

That's a good thing.

OK.

I like this for a couple of reasons.

1. I love that PE has a black hoodie.

You have no idea how hard that was to find.

2. The dumpster.

With Oregano.

A recurring theme...

This is supposed to be

Rob/Kristen/Taylor

at the MTV Awards.

The best part?

Nikki and Oregano

staring longingly at them

Hiding behind the curtain.

Where were Nikki and Oregano at the show?

Well... Now you know.

Ah.

Kristen and Oregano

Putting their 'love' on display

in Vancouver.

Just hanging out.

Yeah...

Oregano is vertically challenged.

He needed a little boost.

The Dumpster again.

Heh.

Poor Oregano...

Always lurking...

Always seeing Rob and Kristen...

Together.

Always trying to hide.

And finally.

People have been wondering

Where is Oregano?

Well...

Here you go...

Pushing a broom...

and by the looks of it...

Living in the dumpster.

I wonder if Nikki is waiting inside for him?

Heh.

Bye for now ♥

Pocket Edward and Me.

Edward Cullen: I don't have the strength to stay away from you anymore.

Isabella Swan: Then don't...

OK.

I LOVE this picture.

I've never seen PE

look so fucking GOOD!

This is proof (kinda) that I actually read a book

other than the Twilight series.

It's scary to admit that I haven't read

a book, or FanFiction

that didn't have Edward Cullen in it.

For a YEAR.

A fucking year.

It's been all about Edward.

I love to read.

I devour books.

I have a stack of books crying out for attention.

But I've been cruel.

Thoroughly devoted to Edward Cullen.

Until this weekend...

When I dared to crack open

Stephen King's latest book.

(at least I think it's his latest...)

And can I say...

I ENJOYED IT!!!!

I almost feel like I'm cheating on Edward.

That's not right...

is it??

This is where PE hid for most of my vacation.

Of course...

He was IN the pocket...

not hanging out of it.

I took that bag with me everywhere.

And I would casually put my hand in the pocket...

to make sure PE was still there...

Still OK.

It was reassuring to feel his pointy bronze hair

under my fingertips...

to be able to caress his jawline.

Hahahahaha.

Yeah.

I didn't listen to Rob on my ipod...

I didn't watch Twilight.

I refused to bring any of the Twilight books with me.

I purposely left behind all magazines and books

of Robert...

But I brought along a mini Rob...

hidden where no one would see him...

much like how I hide my obsession

from people in my life.

And I would sneak PE out...

when no one else was around...

and take pictures of him.

Yeah.

Who the fuck am I kidding?

I'm all proud of myself for reading something

that didn't have Edward in it...

All the while caressing and posing

his doll every chance I got...

And believe you me...

I found my hand snaking into PE's pocket...

A LOT.

Hahahahahaha.

LOVE it.

Robert Pattinson?

I fucking missed you.

Bye for now ♥

Where's Oregano~ Part Deux... Again.

It's a lazy Sunday afternoon...

And I'm a lazy Rose.

Like totally, extremely lazy.

Like I don't want to do shit today.

So I'm so not going to.

Yeah. That's it.

And I love this video.

So here we go again.

Bye for now ♥

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lokqDY4UHQw

Are You Talking To Me???

The above picture isn't an outtake from "Where's Oregano Part Deux"...

No.

The above picture is my oldest son's idea of a joke.

You see...

Oldest son has been aware of my ROBsession for quite some time.

I'm not sure what it is about kids, but they seem to pick up on the signs

a lot quicker than say... husbands.

Husbands who to this day... are still pretty clueless.

But anyway.

While working on O2,

Oldest Son would occasionally be around...

snickering at me... as I set up some of the pictures...

Making the random snarky comment...

"Mom... WHAT are you doing? Nevermind, I don't wanna know."

"Um... Mom? A Disney Castle? What could you possibly use that for?"

"Wow Mom. Where the hell did you get all this shit?"

" I can't watch. You scare me."

"Mom? What's with the jar of Oregano?"

And so it goes.

So anyway...

One day after a rather fruitful 'photo shoot' for O2

I was downloading the pictures onto the computer to look them over...

and then...

I came across one that I didn't recognize.

I was like...

WTF?

It seems that oldest son...

Thinking he was incredibly hilarious

(and let's face it... he was)

Staged his very own O2 pic

when I was gone.

And he even used Baby Oregano!

I have to say...

I laughed and laughed when I saw this picture.

I sent it to Trixie...

and she had a whole new appreciation

for the sense of humor that my sons have.

So there ya go.

A little Saturday Surprise.

My oldest son's contribution to O2.

I hope you laugh as much as I did!

Bye for now ♥

Where's Rob? And Where's Oregano? :)

Yes.

Where's Oregano? Part Deux.

Why?

1. I'm kinda lazy and don't wanna really post much today.

2. I LOVE this video and I want to post it again.

3. People are wondering... Where IS Oregano?

4. I absolutely adore Trixie... without whom there would be no Roxie.

5. ROXIE RULES!

6. I LOVE Robert Pattinson.

7. Bye for now ♥

Where's Oregano? A Pocket Edward Adventure.

A Roxie Production

Here's the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4N4ishMwk8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4N4ishMwk8