Rob and Kristen- I'm In Love With You

Listen, do you want to know a secret?

Guess what?

I'm hungover.

Again.

Impressive, huh?

Well...

Before you judge me TOO harshly...

My Green Bay Packers DID get to the Super Bowl.

So of course we had a huge Packer Party

at our local sports bar...

Food and drink abundantly available.

Especially the drink.

Lots and lots of drink.

But come on...

The Packers beat DUH Bears!

And there were like a zillion TV screens

and an incredible amount of people screaming and yelling...

So.

Yeah.

I'm hungover.

Do you promise not to tell?

OK...

There's not a lot happening right now.

And you know what that means... right?

It means people just create drama where none exists.

They're bored.

They're frustrated...

They're idiots?

So the MTV MOVIE AWARDS announced that

a trailer from Breaking Dawn would be premiered at the show.

And oh my...

One side was all about writing MTV to not let Taylor go to the show!

REALLY??

One side was all about voting the hell outta anyone for 'best kiss'

so that Rob and Kristen didn't win!

REALLY??

Please.

Closer, let me whisper in your ear... Say the words you long to hear...

LAME.

How insecure and sad must you be...

that you think the outcome of an award show...

matters SO much in the grand scheme of Rob and Kristen's relationship?

Taylor isn't a threat.

At all.

Either is Reese... or any of Rob's co-stars

(Except the elephant... Rob does seem quite taken with her)

And please

BOTH extreme sides of this are ridiculously the same.

Don't they see that?

One is complaining about the other one not wanting Taylor there...

But just a few weeks ago...

Those same people were not wanting Kristen at the

premiere for Water for Elephants.

WRITING CAMPAIGNS on both sides.

(and don't say it was a 'joke'... you know it wasn't)

Same bullshit.

Both sides of the debate.

Extreme Drama.

I'm in love with you.

And oh yes...

An interview with Rob

when he was promoting New Moon.

So we know its not recent...

But still very telling in some ways.

Interviewer: "We've been interviewing some psychologists and they're stating that this boy (Edward) terrified by his "vampiristic" impulses is somehow like a teenager terrified by his sexual impulses. Is that it? Do you think that Twilight is this specific teenager metaphor? What do you think?"

Rob: "In many ways, yes. I think so. But I don't think it's just about teenagers. I think that, in this particular movie (NM), everyone can relate to the events, the story. It was this book that encouraged me to make the movies. I read it before making the first movie. Something about how you fall in love for the first time, especially for a young man. You tend to idealize the girl, your imagination is completely flooded and you think she's just flawless whatsoever. And the more you get to know her, the more you're in love with her and you think that she's perfect and there's nothing wrong with her at all. But, in the other hand, you see more and more flaws in yourself. And I think there was this emotional outline in the movie, with this vampire blaming himself for threatening the girl he loves' life. He thinks he's gonna kill her because he's a vampire, but I mean, anyway...it's a good metaphor about the fear you can feel about the real commitment of a relationship, when you come to realize that this relationship is really important and not just a fling. You're thinking 'If I begin this, is it gonna be for life? Or will one of us end up with a broken heart if we leave each other?' So yeah; it's a good metaphor.

Was he talking about Kristen?

Depends on who you ask.

But he is talking about falling in love...

He is talking about the real commitment of a relationship...

When you realize its more than just a 'fling'.

He is talking about being in it for life.

That wouldn't be Nina.

Since by this time...

That relationship was way over.

And he was in the beginning of his relationship with Kristen.

So

You tell me.

WHO is he talking about?

Listen... Do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to tell?

Oh and people are howling about this being an 'old' interview...

Yet...

Somehow...

They always manage to CLING to ancient quotes 

when Rob said he was single.

And by ancient I mean that shit is decomposing.

Thing is...

Rob hasn't said he was 'single' in ages (Years).

When he talks about falling in love...

(for the last time)

He could very well be talking about Kristen.

That's why this interview upset them so.

;)

Closer, let me whisper in your ear... Say the words you long to hear...

AND

Since I got my fucking paddle out...

Let's discuss Oregano.

Well...

There's not much to say.

Ever since he lost his Kristen lurking job...

He kinda faded away into oblivion.

Harsh?

Nope.

Just honest.

Have you seen much of him since Kristen broke up with him?

Nope.

And yeah...

I'm guessing Kristen is the one who broke up with him.

Why?

Because she outgrew him.

Because she was only 17...

and teenagers fall in and out of love...

and because she was with Oregano for a couple of years...

and what girl falls in love at 14...

with the man she will be with forever?

Ted has mentioned Oregano a couple of times now.

Significant?

Not even.

He loves the controversary

(admit it... its entertaining)

He mentions MA...

BINGO!

All the Foaming Hyenas

and Insecure shippers flock to his site.

Come on people.

Such HUGE importance on a high school romance?

PUL-LEASE

 Kristen grew up and moved on...

How DARE she!

Do you remember your boyfriend at 14?

Puppy Love.

We all go through relationships at that age.

We've all experienced broken hearts.

Doesn't make Kristen a bad person...

It makes her normal.

She had love at first sight with Robert Pattinson.

Can you blame her?

She wasn't married.

She was just dating a guy.

It happens.
All the time.

Kristen has moved on.

Oregano (hopefully) has moved on.

Shouldn't you?

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU.

Anything else?

Probably.

But it's time to put the paddle away for today.

Told ya I was hungover...

THIS is what happens.

Yeah... I know...

I should just talk about Rob

and Kristen

and sunshine and rainbows

and unicorns frolicking across the land

But the unicorns have been far and few between lately

And it's been kinda cloudy and no rainbows in sight.

So.

The paddle comes out.

Shit gets stirred.

Blame Rob and Kristen for being so ninja

and for being so content to just stay at home

and be all domestic and cute.

Imagine Kristen cooking...

While Robert plays the piano

Lovely thought.

;)

This post is brought to you by the letters *G* and *T*

G for 

GREEN BAY PACKERS!!!

We are going to the
SUPER BOWL!!!

T for

Thomas Sturridge.

Come out

Come out 

Wherever you are!

Too fucking cute for words.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Sticks and Stones

Pretty quiet.

The lull before the Eclipse storm.

Outside of WFE set pictures...

Robert and Kristen have been

OUT OF SIGHT.

But most definitely not

OUT OF MIND.

So... because of the shortage of all things

Robert and Kristen.

I thought I would share with you some of my more

wonderful and sweet comments and emails.

Heh.

(Oh, and I'm not making these up.

I almost wish I were...

But this is the kinda stuff I get sent on a daily basis.

Sad, but true.)

Let's see...where to start...

How about this comment from yesterday.

fable has left a new comment on your post "Rob and Kristen- Denial is Futile":

You know whats sad Rose, you stare at your computer all day looking for things the hyenas say!! Who friggin cares! I think youre into beastiality, because you are so obsessed with what they have to say... you seek them out. I would love to see how long you go without mentioning the hyenas.... whatever would you do? tsk, tsk...

Posted by fable to Robert Pattinson Intoxication at Wednesday, June 09, 2010 11:39:00 PM 

I truly love this shit.

Truly.

I post on my blog... ONCE a day.

And why wouldn't I want to mention Hyenas?

(and I love how you use my word to describe yourself)

I  find what they say incredibly entertaining.

Delusional and insane...

But entertaining all the same.

And no, I don't have to 'seek them out'

As anyone can see...

I don't have to.

YOU come here.

Again and again. Oh.. and again.

Plus... why do you care if I want to talk about Hyenas?

Or lions, tiger and bears?

Oh My! 

;)

 

JJJ has left a new comment on your post "Rob and Kristen- PR or Delusive NONsense?":

Even the people from MTV know that she's gay and the whole sappy Robsten thing is just for protecting her from the fans.I mean can you imagine a gay Bella? The fans would be furious! I'm sure that when the series is over she'll come out of the closet,straight and clear.Now she's trapped in the twilight craziness.That's why MA broke up with her.Because he knew the truth about her being gay.She even hooked up with Nikki.

Posted by JJJ to Robert Pattinson Intoxication at Wednesday, June 09, 2010 9:12:00 AM

What can I possibly add to this?

"That's why MA broke up with her"

Um.

So he dated her for a few years...

And then decided to break up with her because he

'knew' the truth about her.

Fascinating.

It's always amusing to me that the men in

Kristen's life know she is 'gay'

But still are willing to sacrifice years of their lives

pretending to be with her.

See? I TOLD YOU!

This IS entertaining!

I have a friend who is a member of 

NONsense.com.

(You know what I mean.)

This friend is an active member.

Well liked...

;)

Anyway.

When some of the members start to foam...

She never hesitates to send me the more

bitter and angry posts.

But I do have one thing to add.

Not everyone at NONsense is a hyena.

It's not just NONsense that rip and shred

at Kristen, Robert and whoever else they don't like.

There are blogs, sites and message boards

all over the place who spew the hate.

And like I have said before...

some of my best friends are NONbelievers.

(like the one who sends me stuff)

So I just wanted to clarify that.

(although I'm not sure why)

Here are some of the recent highlights I've been sent.

It's rather eye opening how they take it personally

what I have to say here.

1. "In closing, honey, you need to look in the mirror when you say some of this shit, because you're just one big old fuckin' hypocrite. You're nothing but an ass-talker."

My opinions. My blog. I don't ask you to come here and read it. You do that on your own. Why is that?

2. "and one of the biggest proponents of all (after Delamey) is our dear friend at R'sten Intoxication. She did a post that focused on HOW MUCH BETTER LOOKING ROB WAS OVER MICHAEL, AND OF COURSE KRISTEN WOULD LEAVE MICHAEL FOR ROB.
It warranted the caps, because it is INSANE."

OK. Isn't Rob much better looking than Oregano? Did I lie? And Kristen DID leave him for Robert. Although I'm sure it didn't have anything to do with looks...Robert has much more going for him than just his looks. Oregano just didn't stand a chance once Robert came into her life. Simple.

3. "if I were so delusion and crazy as you are, I would be a *sheep* and I would be living the exact way you live. Spending your days in front of the PC, writing. What time do you have to LIVE a REAL life, can you tell me?

And last, but no least:
Go fuck yourself. (but I think she will enjoy this last part, she really needs to get laid...)

This chick REALLY loves me. A lot. I'm pretty sure she follows me on Twitter, too.
*wink wink* Here we go again with the 'spending your days in front of the PC' bullshit. I write one post a day. It takes maybe... a 1/2 hour or so... That leaves me 23 1/2 hours to live a REAL LIFE. How much time do you spend thinking about whether or not I need to get laid?

4. "I came across Rose's blog before I found Nonsten over at LTT. She is totally obsessed with Rob(R'sten), not like a little crush, but full blown obsessed. I feel bad for her husband, what must he think. All of her blog posts are just disturbing. She probably has Rob on the brain when she's having sex with her husband."

Another one... thinking about my sex life? Wow.  So either I need to get laid... or when I am... I'm thinking about Rob. Who is obsessed with who? ;)

Couple more thoughts.

1. I get a lot more positive feedback than negative.

I get a lot of kind and supportive emails...

Comments, DMs and Tweets.

And I appreciate EVERY one.

THANK YOU.

2. No, I don't 'lurk' at NONsense.

(Obviously, I don't need to)

I did look around there months ago...

And I even found some of the people

sarcastically funny.

I actually liked reading different points of view...

But once some of them started to take

things to a personal level...

I stopped.

See.

That's the difference between you and me.

You make it personal.

You dedicate threads to hating someone you don't know.

I talk about Hyenas.

I find Hyena chatter fascinating.

I don't hate Hyenas...

I don't wish any ill will towards Hyenas.

I don't attack Hyenas on their sites...

Or follow them around.

I've never called anyone directly a Hyena.

It's a general... rather vague reference.

I really can't help it that you think

I am talking about you

(I probably am)

Or that you feel the need to read what I have to say

(You definitely do)

That being said...

You will post what you want to.

I will post what I want to. 

As long as I find it entertaining to do so...

 I will continue to poke and

*PUSH*

At the Hyenas.

 1. The foam still hasn't died down since the MTV awards.

Serious ANGER, Folks.

Hyenas don't like seeing Robert and Kristen together.

Happy and Giddy

Touching and Kissing

Together.

2. Ever wonder where Rob spends his nights?

He's tired after working on WFE...

He goes 'home'.

Hmmm...

Where is home?

And who is waiting for him when he gets there?

 

*PUSH*

Bye for now.

♥♥♥

Robert and Kristen- Keep Pushing!

"I really made an enormous mistake – clearly and obviously," Stewart, currently in Korea to promote the new installment of the Twilight series Eclipse, tells PEOPLE exclusively. "And I'm really sorry about my choice of words." 

Kristen is sorry.

It was an unfortunate word choice...

It was used (correctly) to describe how she felt

about the violent intrusion on her life.

The question remains...

Will her apology be enough?

I doubt it.

Sad... but true.

Some will still find fault with her words.

She didn't mean it

or

It wasn't enough

or

Those weren't really her words.

Let He Who Is Without Sin Cast The First Stone.

So put the rocks down.

You have all made mistakes in your lives.

You have all said and done things that 

you have instantly regretted.

And stop hiding behind the tired bullshit

that Kristen chooses to be in this life...

Thus she gets what she deserves.

That the Paparazzi comes with the territory.

Total bullshit.

NO ONE DESERVES THAT.

People seem to forget that Kristen is just a girl.

She is a human being

With feelings.

And no human being should be treated this way.

Put the fucking rocks... DOWN.

*Rant Over*

And for cleansing my brain of nasty bullshit...

What better than Robert Pattinson...

WALKING.

With his Jacob haircut.

And his Jacob clothes.

With his hands in his Jacob pockets.

Thank You Robert...

For always making me smile.

:)

*Push*

Awww... Robert and Kristen

Next to each other at the MTV Awards.

Wait... there is a seat inbetween!

OH NO!

Um.

They ALWAYS have seats inbetween.

They did last year as well...

And guess what?

Rob and Kristen still managed to sit

next to each other.

Yeah, I'm sure Kristen is going 

to bring Oregano as her date, right?

Because they have been secretly together

ALL THIS TIME.

THAT you believe.

Not what is right in front of your face.

Go figure.

There was an interview from the Remember Me

Press junket released recently.

I thought it was very... telling.

Sure, it was probably from March of this year...

Since that is when the movie came out

and Rob was doing promo...

But really...

March, April and May

A scant 3 months.

;)

A couple of revealing excerpts:

If you ask Robert Pattinson directly about his relationship with Kristen Stewart, he usually gives an evasive answer. But what we saw at the Loews Regency Hotel in New York told us more than words ever could. Rob did not arrive alone to the press junket of his new movie Remember Me, he also brought Kristen with him. Apparently he even carried her bag at the airport. A gentleman? One of the last remaining romantic men in the world? Decide for yourself!

What’s been the most important thing you’ve learned so far?
Probably the fact that my friends and family still treat me exactly the same way as they did before I became famous. And I learned that if a relationship is honest, it can last through anything despite all the challenges we have to face and everything that happens around us.

Are you referring to your relationship with Kristen?
(He doesn’t answer, just grins widely. Pretty obvious, yes?…)

YES... PRETTY OBVIOUS.

Will we see this Sunday night?

Man...

Wouldn't that be fanfuckingtastic?

But...

Whether they do it on stage or not

You know they are doing it 

Behind The Scenes.

Oh and...

*PUSH*

Bye for now.

♥♥♥

Robert and Kristen- Love Me Tender...

I don't even know where to begin.

I'm flabbergasted.

Flabber

Gasted.

So the Oprah interview is done.

There were endless tweets about it...

All of them were sweet and cute

talking about how adorable Rob and Kristen were

How shy and beautiful 

I want to stop there.

But I can't...

There were some tweets about who sat where...

Like it was the most important fact of the day.

No, I can't even go there.

And then.

Some poor guy who happened to be in the same area

as Robert and Kristen at the airport...

Took a far away image of Rob and Kristen

And he happened to say they were 'holding hands'

Poor schmuck.

Hell hath no fury like a hater scorned!

All of a sudden he was bombarded with tweets.

People were accusing him of being a 'PR PLANT'

They were calling him names...

(I know... I know)

Seriously.

The guy just told what he saw.

Take it or leave it.

Robert and Kristen

arriving back in LA

*sigh*

Robert looks kinda happy.

The "God, I'm crazy about her" kinda happy.

Kristen looks like she hates going through airports

no matter who she is with.

Right away...

"She's not smiling. 

She's so rude! I would NEVER wear earphones 

IF I were with Rob!"

I know you have seen the airport videos.

They are insane.

Screaming. Yelling.

Pushing. Shoving.

Cameras flashing and being shoved in your face.

I don't blame her for not wanting to smile.

As for Robert?

Well, he has always worn his heart on his sleeve...

and when he's with Kristen he can't help it

No matter where they are

;)

GORGEOUS.

Drop. Dead. Gorgeous.

The pics in the new ELLE issue are amazing.

Kristen is amazing.

I adore her so much...

I cannot understand how people can hate her.

I just don't get the hate.

She said some telling things in the interview

(and made me love her all the more)

On the madness that has become her life: “It’s insane! Once somebody finds out, you have to get the hell out of wherever you are. People freak out. And the photographers, they’re vicious. They’re mean. They’re like thugs. I don’t event want to drive around by myself anymore. It’s fucking dangerous.” 

Which only reinforces why she looks unhappy

when she is being hounded by the Paps.

It's ridiculous. It's scary.

On criticism of her public manner: “I think it’s funny that when I go onstage to accept an award, they think I’m nervous, uncomfortable, and awkward—and I am—but those are bad words for them.”

The fact that Kristen is nervous, uncomfortable

 and awkward?

I find all of that part of her charm.

I love that about her.

Don't ever change!

On her red-carpet demeanor: “People say that I’m miserable all the time. It’s not that I’m miserable, it’s just that somebody’s yelling at me…I literally, sometimes, have to keep myself from crying…It’s a physical reaction to the energy that’s thrown at you.”

Well to be honest...

Kristen could be smiling all the time

and people would find fault with that, too

She really cannot win.

On Team Edward vs. Team Jacob: “I would never cheapen my relationships by talking about them. People say, ‘Just say who you’re dating. Then people will stop being so ravenous about it.’ It’s like, No they won’t! They’ll ask for specifics.”

She's right.

So many people just say

"why don't they just come out and admit it already!"

But then people will just find something else

to go crazy about.

She doesn't have to confess who she is with anyway

Pretty obvious at this point.

Although I do have to add this...

Some people have actually said

*snort*

That Kristen is talking...

*giggle*

About Oregano here.

Yeah.

Because there has never been "PROOF" of their breakup

so she could very easily be talking about him.

Really.

They said that.

Couple of things?

1. I do NOT hate Michael Oregano.

Please do not get on my case about it.

I think Shorty Spice is very adorable in his own flakey way

and he has been respectful about his relationship with Kristen.

2. Oregano dropped off the face of the planet.

Do you remember how he used to ALWAYS be 

lurking in the background wherever Kristen went?

Always.

It was kinda a "Find Oregano" thing for me

Trying to spot his stumpy spiceness 

when pics of Kristen showed up.

Heh.

I haven't been able to play that game

in a LONG time.

Please let this go.

Another Eclipse still.

Um.

I know everyone is saying it...

but

WHATTHEFUCK is up with Jasper's hair?

Oh boy.

And...

Maybe it's just me...

But would Edward wear a hoodie?

Edward?

Edward Cullen??

I don't know why that just seems out of place

That's not my picture of Edward.

That's Robert.

*shrugs*

Couple more things

(Than I'm done... promise. Maybe)

1. Kristen confirmed her role in the film adaptation

of Kerouac's "On the Road".

AWESOME.

This will be great for her.

Big smiles.

2. Sometimes I get criticized for talking about

Robert and Kristen.

You know...

"Leave them alone"

"They don't want to talk about it

you shouldn't either"

But I want to talk about it.

I like it.

Robert and Kristen

Together

Makes me happy...

Because it's obvious to me that they are happy.

There's nothing wrong with that.

I don't hate on them.

I support them.

I don't delve into what happens behind closed doors.

I'm not concerned with the intimate details 

of their lives.

I just think they are together.

A lot of the same people who attack me

for talking about Robert and Kristen...

have no problem talking about Rob... intimately.

They discuss his sparkling 'peen'

The size. The shape. Where it lays...

They close in on his crotch

and analyze every wrinkle

every curve...

I guess that's not intrusive at all...

Riddle me this

Which topic do you think

Robert Pattinson would be more 

embarrassed to read about?

Someone talking about how happy 

he is with Kristen?

Or someone who is talking about 

the length of his 'peen'?

If that's what makes you happy?

Go for it. 
Enjoy!

Robert and Kristen make ME happy.

So let me be.

To each their own.

Bye for now.

♥♥♥

Love me tender,
love me sweet,
never let me go.
You have made my life complete,
and I love you so.

Love me tender,
love me true,
all my dreams fulfilled.
For my darlin' I love you,
and I always will.

Love me tender,
love me long,
take me to your heart.
For it's there that I belong,
and we'll never part.

Love me tender,
love me dear,
tell me you are mine.
I'll be yours through all the years,
till the end of time.

Robert and Kristen - Careless Whispers

Hold on to your butts.

We've got BIG drama today, folks.

HUGE.

MASSIVE.

Are you ready?

source

1. Robert was seen out and about in Vancouver.

And...

*gasp*

Kristen wasn't with him!

WOE IS ME!

Seriously...

How DARE Robert go out to lunch 

with his friend

without her!

2. If you look closely you can see half

of Sam Bradley.

So can anyone tell me why its a big deal

if Robert goes to lunch and hangs with his buddy?

Kristen was allegedly working all day

And given the scruffy look that Robert is wearing

He obviously is not.

Say it with me...

CLING.

Oh, and another mind boggling CLING is

"Rob prolonged his stay in London instead of

jetting over to be with Kristen as soon as possible."

Um.

I'm thinking it's pretty obvious

(to people who don't have rabies...)

That Robert wasn't needed on set since he has been in VC

So...

He did come earlier than necessary...

Unless Edward has a scruffy beard in the re-shoots.

Right.

 Sometimes I wonder why I even bother to address the

staggering amount of bullshit that runs rampant in Twi-Fandom.

I just write about what is currently going on...

And this is it.

Kinda sad at the moment.

Oh wait...

There was lots of talk about the shit all over Rob's jacket.

And then someone went and found the same jacket on eBay

or some such place...

And it looked the same.

So I guess it was 'distressed'.

Not powdered doughnuts.

Not bird shit.

Go figure.

source

Sheesh.

She is gorgeous.

Kristen in Elle Magazine UK

Yeah, there's no reason why Robert

would be incredibly attracted to her.

Absolutely none.

I really need a sarcasm font...

I would have used it this whole post.

I could go on...

But the question is... why do I bother?

(OK, it's mostly the entertainment value)

Yeah.

For some reason 

(Desperation? Delusion? DeRabies?)

Some people have really held onto 

The original Shorty Spice... Oregano.

Seemingly clinging to blurry photos

of the back of some guys head...

To mean that Kristen is 'seeing' Michael again.

I. Can't. Even. Go. On.

Robert.

Oregano.

Robert.

Oregano.

Yeah.

*BUZZZZ*

Sorry Shorty Spice.

You lose.

You know the truth.

So... just exactly what are they re-shooting up there

in the 'Couve?

I heard talk it was supposed to be the meadow scene.

Like the above.

Was it too hot before?

Did Stephenie Meyers decide it needed to be 'toned' down?

Did Robert and Kristen's passion for each other

just roll right over the whole scene?

When the director yelled "CUT!"

Did Robert and Kristen refuse to stop??

Bahahahahahaha.

Well, you can go on Twitter and come across

any number of "Know-It-Alls"

They will tell you because they KNOW exactly

what is happening.

They know what Robert is thinking.

They know what Kristen is feeling...

They know super secret insider info...

It's just another day in TwilightLand

Time can never mend
the careless whispers of a good friend
to the heart and mind
ignorance is kind
there's no comfort in the truth
pain is all you'll find

Bye for now.

Robert and Kristen- I Kid You Not

Good thing Robert and Kristen are under the umbrellas...

There is a lot of bitter foam being spewed today.

OK, so it's always foamy

But it reeks of desperation

I mean...

The things the Haters cling to...

It's so so sad.

(too bad)

 

Robert Pattinson turned up in Camden last night 

to show his support for a fund-raising event held

for the Chelsea College of Art and Design.

The event was held at Proud Camden 

a unique live music venue.

R-Pattz was seen dancing and cheering on the bands 

and paid special attention to the burlesque girls, 

who put on a provocative performance 

in honour of their special guest.

Sadly for the female guests R-Pattz night 

came to an abrupt end

when a guest DJ announced to the crowd 

that the Twilight star was there 

prompting R-Pattz to make a quick exit.

 Oh yes... the Hyenas clamped their jaws on that one.

They had to... pickings been scarce lately.

They are really (really) hungry.

Thing is...

Rob is at a charity event

His friends were said to be with him

His sister was even supposed to be there.

So I'm afraid I don't get the drama?

And of course...

No pics... no proof?

Isn't that how it's supposed to work?

Why is it so wrong for Rob to spend time with

family and friends before he heads over the States...

Where he will most likely be for an extended period of time?

Well, there is nothing wrong with it...

Only in the rabid minds of the hopeless.

Um.

This is an ice cream wrapper or something.

Interesting picture.

Kristen looks good.

Robert looks... scared?

And Taylor looks really tall.

Like taller than Rob.

And I like Taylor.

I really do.

And who knows...

He's still a young guy

Maybe he's still growing?

Yeah, let's go with that.

 

I know.

I've been talking a lot of Hyena today.

Sorry.

But sometimes you just gotta say what

you wanna say.

I know the Hyenas are starving...

They got nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

Even they know how ridiculous the

"PR" bullshit is.

(If that is PR? They need to fire whoever is

in charge. Worst PR EVER. 

In fact, it's the OPPOSITE of what PR should be.)

They are clinging to Kristen turning up in Budapest

Just to get papped at the airport

Then turn around and fly to London...

Get papped again...

And then fly home.

Like within a couple of days.

Really... they think that.

I kid you not.

They have also been holding tight to the thought

that Oregano is somehow back in Kristen's life.

Or how she has been secretly still seeing him

ALL THIS TIME.

Really... they think that.

I kid you not.

The Hyenas would rather you believe 

that Robert is some sort of manwhore

who just goes after anything that breathes.

Robert Pattinson.

That Robert.

The shy, humble, modest man

who wears his heart on his sleeve...

Who says he is a one woman kinda guy.

That Robert.

People would rather believe the absolute WORST

about Robert...

Than believe he is with Kristen.

UnFUCKINGbelievable

I kid you not.

Bye for now.

Pssst...

I'm guessing Robert is soon to be 

on a plane...

Flying to Vancouver.

Is Kristen already there?

Waiting for him?

All signs point to 

YES

;)

Rob and Kristen. Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice?

Desperate times

brings

Desperate measures.

And right now

the Haters are desperate.

Unbelievable the bullshit that is being

spewed all over the internet right now.

Well... that's not quite true.

Most of it is by the same, sad people.

 Michael Angarano.

Better known as Oregano.

The original Shorty Spice.

Now, I have nothing against the guy.

He's cute in his own goofy, Keebler kinda way.

Hell, He's probably not really involved in this whole

make believe drama.

But take a good look at that picture...

and now look at THIS picture 

Um. Yeah.

Really?

Like Kristen would give up 

Tall, Charming and Gorgeous

for...

Short, Quirky and Average.

Riiiiiight.

Kristen does look gorgeous in this picture, doesn't she?

She knows already, doesn't she?

Hahahaha!

Anyway.

1. Although the whole Oregano bullshit was supposedly

just made up with doctored photos...

and rumored sightings...

The Haters latched onto it.

Their jaws clamped down tightly to poor Oregano.

It's hilarious if you think about it.

Just the other day...

They were foaming about Kristen being a Lesbian.

And now that they want Oregano back in the picture...

I guess she got over that and switched teams yet again!

Amazing!

And please take into consideration that if she did

happen to run into her ex...

What would be the big deal if she was still

friendly with him?

Much Ado About Nothing.

2. There was also some ridiculous tripe that Kristen

flew to Budapest to break up with Robert.

OH EM GEE.

Yeah... flying 14 hours on a plane to break up with someone.

Makes perfect sense

(if you're like the scarecrow and don't have a brain)

I sometimes wonder if they actually look back

on what they have said and think

"oh man... that's pathetic even for me!"

hahahahaha.

Doubt it.

A pic from the 10 seconds shown on Oprah yesterday.

Edward's hair has gotten pretty long, hasn't it?

I love Edward.

But that's another post for another day.

Oprah is supposedly showing the ECLIPSE trailer on her

show tomorrow!

I love Eclipse.

But that's another post for another day.

Wouldn't it be awesome if 

Kristen and Robert 

showed up on the show to introduce it??

*sigh*

No, I don't want Robert to jump on her couch

and declare his love for Kristen.

He's made his feelings pretty clear on that topic already.

;)

Love the open mouth kiss.

;)

OK.

One more thing.

There is a lot of Robert and Kristen hate

in the Twilight universe.

Personally?

I don't get it.

Why bother hating some actor?

If you don't like someone...

If everything they do irritates you

and makes you spit bitter foam...

Why would you want to continue to follow them?

Makes no sense.

NONsense.

I've said it over and over again...

I'm aware that some EXTREME Kristen fans

hate Robert Pattinson.

And some EXTREME Robert fans 

hate Kristen Stewart.

But I don't.

I love both of them.

OK, if you want to get technical

I love Robert a bit more

Cuz...well... he's Robert fucking Pattinson.

But my blog isn't about hating them.

And it's not my job to police other sites

and come back here and defend

Robert and Kristen.

I'm not the "Robsten" police!

I'm not responsible for what other people

say on other blogs and boards.

So if you don't like the hate that

other people are spreading...

I suggest you take it up with them.

*This public service announcement 

has been brought to you

by Purina Hyena Chow

For the times that there just aren't

enough dead carcasses to go around.*

And on that note...

I leave you with one of my very favorite 

movie quotes.

It's very fitting... isn't it?

Scarecrow: I haven't got a brain... only straw.
Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?
Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.

Bye for now.