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| Did you see the watch?! |
So what's being said around the ol' watercooler?
I wish I could say it was something remotely exciting...
(OK, there are a couple of things kinda exciting.)
But as usual
most of it is just the usual random bullshit.
Good.
Bad.
Ugly.
Ugly.
Let's see...
Let's start with some GOOD.
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| Watch out Ninnies... I've reached the end of my rope... |
1. Rob in a still from Cosmopolis.
Um.
Why does Rob holding a gun and looking all bad ass
make me smile?
Oh I think he pulls it off...
(Rather well, I might add)
It makes me smile because I think Rob is
going to be fantastic in this movie.
Look at his face.
"Don't fuck with me" face.
I like his face.
This is a good face.
This face can do sweet and tender
and goofy and adorkable
But this face can do nasty and mean too.
It's a good face.
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| Nick always manages to get in the middle of Rob's pictures... |
2. Well... this is good and bad.
The good was that Rob was on Letterman.
The bad was that Rob was on Letterman.
The good is Rob walking and waving to the crowd...
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| This picture is all kinds of good. |
I especially like the one with Dean in it.
I'm liking Dean.
A lot.
He takes good care of our guy.
I imagine his job isn't very easy at times...
Fighting off the banshees...
But you gotta love him.
And look at him all dapper with his red tie...
If I saw Rob and Dean...
I would ask for a picture of both of them
with me in the middle.
How awesome would THAT be?
I would include Nick...
But I'm sure his face would show up in some
part of the picture anyway
Heh.
So the bad?
Well... Letterman kinda sucks ass.
I don't even know why Rob bothers with him.
Really.
It's blatantly obvious that Dave couldn't give a shit
about Rob or what he's doing.
Same lame questions.
Same boring shit.
I didn't even bother to record this one on my DVR.
I mean... Rob was charming and cute
and he tried to deal with Letterman...
But I'm sure his appearances on Kimmel and Fallon
will be much more entertaining and fun to watch.
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| Rob's Watch! Prenups! |
Some bad.
3. I was going through some emails and there
was all this chatter about Rob's watch.
What.The.Fucking.Hell.
Seriously.
I don't get it.
Rob wears a watch and its a token of love?
Good Grief.
And then there were all these emails asking me
about Rob talking about a prenup in interviews.
And the point is what exactly?
Look.
Put yourself in Rob's shoes.
You get asked the same shit questions
time after time.
Why shouldn't he throw in something to have fun with?
And even if he's serious?
Then you have to take all the marriage talk seriously...
He's talking about marrying Kristen.
Being married to Kristen (in some world)
But he doesn't have a prenup yet.
Maybe he and Kristen discussed this already.
Maybe they agreed on this topic.
Maybe he was just yanking your fucking chain.
So many people were so upset!
"It's insulting to Kristen that he keeps bringing it up!"
Really?
Did you discuss this with her?
Or are you projecting your lame relationship values
and bullshit standards onto Rob and Kristen?
Stop judging them by what YOU would do.
What YOU think
How YOU would behave
What YOU would say
Doesn't fucking matter!
Truly.
Get over yourself.
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| Handsomely Good. |
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| Beautifully Good. |
4. These pictures are good.
Beautiful.
These pics are always some of my favorite
year after year.
All the interviews have been good.
Rob and Kristen have done a great job.
It's so good to see and hear them talk about stuff
even though the questions are still rather unoriginal
There isn't much better than seeing Rob and Kristen laugh.
Ready for MORE good?
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| Perfectly Good. |
5. GAH!!!!!
This movie poster makes me so excited!!
And to hear Kristen talk about it...
She's so thrilled and happy
and she's ENJOYING this experience.
This movie looks incredible.
Kristen looks incredible.
Now if we would only hear about
ON THE ROAD
It would be double the pleasure.
Double the fun.
(and Tom is in OTR... so that's GOOD)
I
Cannot
Wait.
6. Bad
Humpty Ninnie
Stood on the wall
Humpty Ninnie
Is going to fall.
All the Excuses
And all of the Lies
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| Ninnie's Wall... is crumbling down. |
Won't be able to stop Humpty's cries...
Poor Humpty Ninnie.
They've been teetering on that wall so long now...
They must be exhausted.
Always fighting and shouting and being angry.
How does one do that ALL the time?
Their theories... and excuses
are just sad and desperate.
The fall is imminent... isn't it?
! SPLAT !
Because things don't look too good
for Humpty Ninnie in the future.
Oh no.
It looks bleak for Ninnie.
Scrambled...
Boiled
Fried
Poached.
(OK... sorry... but I couldn't stop myself)
Any way you look at it?
They are cooked.
Stick a fork in it.
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| Green Sheep Good. |
What fucking number am I on?
7?
OK.
7. FUCKING GOOD.
I know a lot of people don't like Tom's beard/hair
It doesn't bother me.
At all.
I like beards.
Besides...
He can always shave... or cut his hair.
What kinda matters is that Tom is still there
Underneath it all.
And I kinda like that he fucking looks and dresses
how he wants to.
I don't think he gives a shit what anyone else thinks.
I actually think Tom is the biggest rebel
in all of the "Brit Pack"
Man... I adore him.
Thomas Sturridge Intoxication.
Indeed.
Final Thoughts?
I didn't really get to Ugly.
I don't judge people by their looks.
But there are some ugly people in this fandom.
Inside ugly.
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| Ugly on the inside |
I will never understand why so many people
feel the need to make this shit personal.
Truly.
It's a Twilight/Rob/Kristen fanbase.
It's not life or death.
If you're not having fun...
Get the fuck outta Dodge.
Twirling is always better than Foaming.
And there will be a lot to TWIRL about!
This post is brought to you by Conspiracies.
I can't wait for the next one.
They keep getting more and more entertaining.
I hope some one is writing this down.
This is good shit.
Bye for now
