Rob and Kristen- When They're Good, They're VERY Good.

I've got some good news...

and some bad news.

Which do you want first?

I like to go with the bad and get it over with...

So here we go.

I think we just might be in a drought of sorts.

It might not be a drought YET... not really

But we are all so over-saturated with so much

Robert and Kristen goodness...

That going even 30 minutes without some sort 

of exciting wonderful news or pictures...

Seems like FOREVER.

 Yes.

That's how damn spoiled we are during the 

flush of promos and premieres.

The good news?

We might be in a drought of sorts.

I don't know about you...

But there is such a thing as too much.

Like when you can't keep up with everything that is going on.

You go off to live your life for a few hours...

and you've missed 15 different interviews

1000's of new pictures

Photo shoots

Videos.

So you tell me.

Good or Bad?

Here's some more good.

Yes.

Robert.

Strolling.

Looking handsome and confident.

And happy.

How about better?

This is better than good.

This is PERFECTION.

Oh how I wish we could have gotten a picture 

of both of them looking like this together...

Well... OK.

We kinda did, didn't we?

When Robert went to Kristen after Cosmopolis was over...

Not quite what I had in mind

But seeing the love between them

Seeing how proud Kristen is for him

Seeing how much that means to Robert.

Yeah.

That's Good.

Is there bad?

How can there be bad after this?

Impossible.

This is GOOD.

This was BETTER.

This was BEST.

Yes.

They have tried to make excuses

To spin and twist the truth.

To pretend it didn't happen

To deny what is right in front of them...

But it doesn't matter

Why?

BECAUSE THIS IS GOOD.

So in our time of drought...

Cannes will always come to me

Speaking words of wisdom

Accept REALITY.

This post is brought to you by GOOD!

Rob and Kristen 

always end up 

TOGETHER.

Rob and Kristen 

are probably together

right this very moment.

How adorably cute are they?

And this post is also brought to you by...

one of my top 3 moments at Cannes.

Kristen and Thomas.

I love how he takes care of her...

It doesn't get much Better than that.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Robert and Kristen-- They Get It

“I have been criticized a lot for not looking perfect in every photograph,”

 Kristen Stewart tells Vanity Fair contributing editor 

Ingrid Sischy in July’s cover story. 

“I get some serious shit about it. I’m not embarrassed about it. 

I’m proud of it. If I took perfect pictures all the time,

 the people standing in the room with me, or on the carpet,

 would think, What an actress! What a faker!

 That thought embarrasses me so much that I look like shit in half my photos, 

and I don’t give a fuck.

 What matters to me is that the people in the room leave and say, 

‘She was cool. She had a good time. She was honest.’

 I don’t care about the voracious, starving shit eaters

 who want to turn truth into shit.

 Not that you can say that in Vanity Fair!”

On the fandemonium that exists around her everywhere she goes: 

“It’s not the fans that are scary. 

Each one of them is different.

 But large groups of people are scary — there’s no individual there.

Here's the deal.

1. SWATH had a great weekend Box Office.

All the idiots who predicted failure are eating shit.
They must have developed a taste for it by now...
Considering how much they eat.

2. Kristen and Rob won "Best Kiss" for the

4th year in a row.

Yes. Of course Rob and Kristen discussed it.

Rob told everyone that Kristen would 'kiss herself'

and she did exactly that.

They knew.
They planned.

3. Kristen was adorable and giggly and 

gloriously happy at the MTV Movie awards...

Contrary to what some B list actresses have to say...

Kristen smiles plenty.

“People have decided how they are going to perceive her,”

 Robert Pattinson tells V.F. of Stewart.

 “No matter how many times she smiles, 

they’ll put in the one picture where she’s not smiling.”

Isn't it sweet how Robert defends his girl?

Is it any wonder that Vanity Fair went to him...

Someone who knows her intimately

Probably better than anyone else

To talk about Kristen for the article?

(No... Sorry... Not Garrett Hedlund... HAHAHA)

Robert.

Who has also looked gloriously happy lately...

Coincidence?

I think not.

“The perception of her is that she’s ‘awkward,’”

 Rob admits. “But it’s funny knowing her. 

It’s the absolute opposite of what people think. 

She’s insanely confident.” 

Oh Robert.

Kristen has every reason to be confident.

Beautiful beyond words.

Talented. Focused.

A force to be reckoned with...

and of course...

She has him.

What a pair they make.

Perfect match.

They compliment each other.

Ying. Yang.

They fit.

Together.

The right pieces of the puzzle.

And Kristen is right...

She gets a lot of shit.

Serious shit.

And for what?

Because she doesn't smile enough?

Because she changes out of her heels for Chucks?

Because she fidgets in interviews?
Because she doesn't say the right thing at the right time?

Because she flips off the disgusting vermin

known as paparazzi?

(And since when do people defend those vultures?
Since when are the paparazzi the VICTIMS here?)

Because she curses in interviews?

Because the most desirable and wanted man

on the face of the earth chooses to spend 

his free time with her?

Are any of those legit reasons to give her shit?
Or are they just excuses to hate?

Kristen doesn't hurt anyone.

She doesn't talk shit about other actors in interviews

or on Twitter...

She's not criticizing what you wear or how you talk.

She's just living HER life... the best she knows how.
She works hard. She shows up on time.
She does what is asked of her.
Isn't that good enough?
Will it ever be good enough?

You might not understand Kristen.

But that's OK.

You don't have to like her.

That's OK, too.
But obsessively hating her?
That's not OK.

And when adult actresses insult her on Twitter...

Unprovoked, I might add

Isn't that giving her undeserved shit?
And for what?
Why must they pretend to know why Kristen
behaves the way she does and then criticize her for it?
Do they talk to her?
Do they actually try and listen to what she is saying?
Or just judge her on how she says it?

Kristen isn't perfect.

She has never claimed to be.
In fact her flaws are part of her charm.

I don't even think she cares if we get her or not.

Because lets be honest... the people that matter to her?

They Get her.

Those are the ones who have nothing but wonderful things

to say about her.

Those are the people who praise her...
who adore her
who smile at her
who protect her

who love her.

Like Robert.

He gets her.

and in return...

She gets him.

This post is brought to you by the letter T

(guess why)

T for

Truth

They do try to turn it into shit.

But the truth remains.
Always.

which brings us back to 

T for

Together.

Rob and Kristen always end up TOGETHER.

Snuggling.

Kissing.

Holding hands.

You know...

TOGETHER.

And last but not least...

T for

Thomas Sturridge

Yes.

Thomas Sturridge.

Whom I adore.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- Surprise!

MIRROR MIRROR

ON THE WALL...

WHOSE THE FAIREST

OF THEM ALL?

KRISTEN STEWART!!!

SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN

is doing pretty good so far this weekend...

and that's just counting Friday.

Yeah... there have been mixed reviews.

But isn't that expected?

But a lot of positive feedback from people

like Roger Ebert...

Who I consider the KING of Movie Critics.

You can't please everyone... all of the time...

but SWATH is pleasing a lot of people

most of the time.

And all those bitter fools out there...

should get used to seeing Kristen look like this.

Smiley

Happy

Content

Because every lie has come back to bite the haters in the ass.

They have been wrong at every turn.

And this handsome fellow is still her guy.

No matter what anyone else wants...

or thinks...

Robert has made his choice

Guess what?

It's Kristen!

So stop haunting her

Nothing anyone says will suddenly make him

change his mind...

It's pretty clear his mind is made up

Stop obsessing over things 

that you can't control.

Kristen wins!

She always does.

Get used to it.

This post is brought to you by the letter S

S for

SMOKING

BOTH Robert and Kristen

have recently talked about quitting.

It makes sense that they would do it at the SAME time....

Doesn't it?

Can you imagine trying to quit and being around someone

who was smoking?

And let's not even go into how it would be kissing them.

I never have smoked...
But I've dated guys who have.

And kissing them was like tasting a cigarette...

without inhaling.

So good for them for trying to quit.

And good for them for doing it

TOGETHER.

S for 

SWATH

GO SEE IT!

(I have to wait until Monday)

But if you can see it this weekend...

DO IT.

I've heard GOOD things

from GOOD people.

S for 

Thomas Sturridge

Need I say more?

And last but not least...

S for

Stupidity

One of my favorite sayings is

"It's a shame stupidity isn't painful"

But I think it is...

That's why we hear so much damn whining

and complaining all the time.

And S for 

Serious

The MTV award show.

I get that some people are upset.

I guess I don't blame you.

I liked watching Rob and Kristen together too.

While disappointing that they won't

be there together...

It's not that serious.

Is it?

I bet the world doesn't end.

(unless he shows up)

(I'm kidding)

(I think)

(Yes, I am)

(Really)

(Nutmeg) 

(Basil)

(Rosemary)

(Get out your decoder rings for that one)

S for

Smile.
Be happy.

Rob and Kristen are!

Until next time

Bye for now

(Still in a trance...)

Dear George - It's Real. So Deal.

I can keep secrets... 

Hi George!

I'm so sorry I haven't written in a while.

"Real" life. "Fake" life.

It all takes a toll on you after a while.

In all honesty...

There has just been SO much going on with 

Rob and Kristen

That I've been a bit overwhelmed.

Cannes was a HUGE success for both 

Robert and Kristen

(and for their fans as well.)

I wonder what he's thinking...

Yes, George...

Since Cannes, Robert has been busy promoting Cosmopolis.

Looking dapper and debonair as always.

And look George...

A walky sunglassy picture!

Yes.

Walky and Sunglassy are words, George.

Don't be ridiculous.

Kristen has been busy herself promoting SWATH

First on MTV

Looking as beautiful and gloriously happy

as I have ever seen her.

And then we have Kristen in NYC

doing the morning talk show rounds...

And gorgeous.

I'm loving her wardrobe choices.

A lot.

Kristen just looks so damn happy.

I love it.

She's giggling and smiling

and enjoying herself...

But George...

You know that there are those out there...

The Sour Grape Posse.

Can't you just seem them, George?

All bitter and angry.

Trying like hell to keep their dying delusion alive.

They will say or do anything so they can cling to the illusion.

I just wanted to address a couple of things...

1. Kristen wasn't booed on any Red Carpet.

I watched them.

She wasn't booed.

Not even remotely.

There was a crowd reaction to an announcement being made

but it wasn't booing...

and it wasn't directed at Kristen.

A couple of photographers did boo at her decision

to not have her picture taken alone

at the OTR photocall...

But Kristen didn't want to be singled out

(opposite of a famewhore, btw)

because there's no *I* in ON THE ROAD.

But that's a far cry from the red carpet 

and not a big deal...

If she were booed all over Cannes

It would have been written about all over the place.

It wasn't.

Because she wasn't.

2. I would normally say that the above gif is supposed to 

be a zombie... looking for a meal.

But in this case...

It's the Ninnies looking for actual brains.

They don't have them.

Obviously.

George...

Your adorable head is full of fluff and stuffing...

and you have more brains than the lot of them.

3. So many delusional lies, George.

So many.

And I usually can ignore most of them...

But since Rob and Kristen were caught 

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

on the balcony at Cannes...

It has gotten so much worse.

Why can't people just accept what's right in front of them, George?

Robert and Kristen are together.

That's all there is to it.

So simple.

So easy.

4. Don't you just want to say that sometimes?

Well. I do, George.

I just can't help being protective of Kristen.

Robert, too... but to a lesser degree 

because he doesn't get the severity of bullshit

that is thrown at Kristen on a daily basis.

Yes, George... I know they don't NEED my protection.

But I like them outside of being actors.

I like them as human beings.

And when I see someone I like being trashed

and attacked and lied about

for no reason other than you don't like who they 

choose to spend their time with...

Well

That gets on my nerves a touch.

A tad.

A trace.

Because you know what George?

No matter how the bitter haters

spin their bullshit...

Robert and Kristen are together.

They showed their solidarity in Cannes.

They were there for each other.

They supported each other.

They were WITH each other.

It's real.

So deal.

Finally George...

It looks like Rob won't be making it to the MTV Movie Awards

on Sunday night.

To some people its the end of the fucking world.

To others...

It's just another flimsy straw to cling to.

George...

even you know that Rob is busy with Cosmopolis promo.

Yes... I will admit that I'm a bit disappointed.

But that's only because winning 'best kiss'

was their thing.

And one of the few chances we got to see them

interact on a public stage.

But its not like they won't be at future award shows.

And you know what else, George?

I'm curious as to how they will handle this 

if they do win best kiss.

Or if they don't win best kiss...

Interesting.

Still not sure what to think about this...

But we shall see... won't we?

And Kristen will be there looking all gorgeous

and probably wearing something phenomenal.

So it's all good.

And finally, George...

You knew it was coming.

Our Thomas.

I adore him.

Completely.

I'm still on a bit of a high from seeing him 

all dressed up with Kristen at Cannes.

And his part in OTR is getting good buzz...

Excellent.

OK George...

I've ranted enough at you, haven't I?

You are good at listening to me.

Thank you.

So this post is brought to you by the letter T

T for 

TOGETHER

Like Rob and Kristen on the balcony

being all kissy and sweet

(Hush, George... kissy is a word too)

And together in life.

T for 

Thomas Sturridge

Because he's the reason I used the letter T.

T for

Truth

Accept it.

T for

Trance.

You know what I mean.

Be happy.

Because Rob and Kristen certainly are.

"I feel it in my fingers,

 I feel it in my toes.

Well love is all around me, 

and so the feeling grows.

It's written on the wind,

 it's everywhere I go.

So if you really love me, 

come on and let it show."

Until next time.

Bye for now