Robsten Rorschach III

I'm bored.

That's never a good thing.

Oh sure...

We have Kristen looking phenomenal in Australia

We got a 14 second teaser from Breaking Dawn 2

(It still amazes me what they manage to squeeze into 14 seconds)

And let's not forget the picture of Rob in a bar.

This fandom exploded at that.

As usual.

Some saw Rob sitting at a bar with some friends...

Some saw Rob being a cheating manwhore

Some saw Rob being single!

Which brings me to this post.

A few years ago I did a "Robsten Rorschach" test.

You know...

You look at a picture and tell what you see.

And that is so fitting for this fandom.

Because everyone sees something different.

So let me introduce our players:

  Nasty Ninnie

(Yes... their brains are being sucked out of their nasty heads)

 Shaky Shipper

(Always waiting for the other shoe to drop)

  Bitter Berts

(Well, the name speaks for itself.)

 Abby Normal

(As normal as you can get with this fanbase)

Let's start with an easy one...

 Yes, Rob and Kristen are holding hands but... OH NO!

What if there is a crack in the pavement and they trip and fall

and their hands are torn apart! What will we do then??

 Please. There is NO hand holding.

They know the paps are there.

PR! PR! PR!

I can see Kristen flipping them off!!

 Rob is a cheating douche!

Why isn't he making more of an effort 

to hold her hand back?

 One of the sweetest pictures

      that kinda started it all. 

Rob looks so happy.

Kristen looks happy.

 Oh dear! Who is that girl right next to them?

Why is Rob so close to that girl?

Who is that girl? Why does she have to be there?

 PR! PR! PR!

Rob looks like he thinks KStew smells.

He's only getting close to her because it's loud

and he wants her to hear what he's saying.

 Rob is a famewhore!

He is using Kris to get attention!

He was probably there to see a dozen different girls.

 Awwwww.

One of my favorite pictures!

The smile on his face says it all.

If he were any closer they would be kissing...

 Is Kristen wearing her ring?

Where is her necklace?

Are they fighting? Is something wrong?

Why does Rob look so upset? WHY??

 Kristen looks horrible.

I think this picture was staged.

As usual they look miserable together.

Rob looks like he hates that shes touching him!

She's only trying to get his lighter from him.

 Is Rob drunk?

He looks thrilled to be with Kris.

He probably can't wait until she goes out of town again

so that he can go hit the bars.

Garrett would never do that.

 *Sigh*

I have a feeling that although this picture

wasn't meant to be seen by the public...

This is how Rob and Kristen are ALL the time.

Constantly touching.

 Who is Rob smiling at?

He better not be smiling at another girl!

Why aren't they just married already?

Did they just have a fight so Kristen is being nice to him?

Is she wearing her ring?? Is she??

 PR! PR! PR!

This is so staged!

They knew the paps were there.

Kristen is about to flip off someone!

Rob looks uncomfortable next to her.

Why is he in Paris anyway?

It MUST be work related.

It must be!

 Rob is a horrible boyfriend

He should have his arm around her!

Kris always has to do everything.

He's a douche and a wanker.

Where's Garrett?

 Robert flew to Paris

JUST to be with Kristen.

Look how happy he is!

He is exactly where he wants to be.

 Oh dear. Oh my.

Rob has signed on for 5 movies!

How are they ever going to be together again!

What if they don't do BD2 promo together?

Is she wearing her ring?

I wish they could just stay in this bubble forever.

What if it pops? Do bubbles pop?

What are we going to do if it pops?

 DAMAGE CONTROL!

Wait.

PR! PR! PR!

Wait.

Rob is SO drunk he would be all over anyone.

He has to be drunk to be with her.

It looks like he is just consoling her.

They NEVER kissed.

It's all smoke and mirrors!

EXIT STRATEGY!

Rob is just counting the days until he can

be away from HER forever!

They knew the cameras were there!

Shit.

I will never believe they are together!!

She's flipping someone off!

Why is Rob the one facing the camera?

Huh? He's a lousy boyfriend.

He's probably drunk off his ass. Again.

Kristen has to deal with so much.

Where is Garrett?

Who cares if he's dating someone else.

I want Garrett!!!

 These pictures will NEVER get old.

Rob and Kristen snuggling and kissing and hugging

and kissing and hugging and laughing and kissing

and hugging and snuggling and kissing ...

Never. Get. Old.

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So that concludes our Robsten Rorschach Test.

People see what they want to see.

Nothing is ever simple.

A Kiss is never just A Kiss.

It gets twisted and dissected

to fit an agenda.

But at the end of the day?

It really is just a KISS.

No agenda.

No motives.

Just two people in love.

Final thoughts?

1. I hope you giggled (at least a little bit)

at this post.

If you didn't... that's OK

It's not serious business.

But if you got annoyed at what I said...

Or thought I was talking about you?

Well.

I haven't used this saying in a while...

but

If the shoe fits

Slide that bitch on.

This post is brought to you by...

Who else?

Thomas Sturridge.

When he smiles... 

Angels sing.

Clouds part.

Suns shine.

And this post is also brought to you by 

my new favorite smiley.

This is for all the fools and idiots out there

who hate just for the sake of hating.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Robsten Rorschach Test - Part 2

Back in September

I 'conducted' a Robsten Rorschach Test.

I gathered Nasty Nonsten (NN),

Raving Robsten (RR)

and Abbey Normal (AN)

and asked their responses to the pictures presented.

I decided to bring out some more pictures

to get their reactions.

;)

RR: OMG! OMG! OMG!

Rob and Kristen walking together in an airport!

They must be going somewhere romantic!

They are SO SO SO in love!

NN: It's so obvious that this picture is staged or

That they photoshopped Rob into it...

He probably isn't really there!

Kristen is a lesbian.

AN: Well... not a romantic picture...

But they do travel together.

Funny how where one goes...

The other one is.

RR: OMG! OMG! OMG!

Look how close they are in this picture!

Rob's hand is possessively wrapped around Kristen!

They are SO SO SO in love!!

NN: Please.

That's not Rob's hand.

It was probably photoshopped in there.

So what if he puts his arm around his co-star!

He does that to everyone!

Kristen is a lesbian.

AN: I like this picture.

A bit more closeness than we are used to seeing

from Rob and Kristen at public functions.

And his hand placement seems intimate to me.

RR: OMG! OMG! OMG!

Kristen showed up in England WITH Rob!

They spent New Years Eve together!

Rob is so romantic!

They are SO SO SO in love!

NN: Again, I'm not sure that is really 

KSpew's face.

Doesn't it looked like someone photoshopped

her face on to someone elses body?

Summit is staging all these pictures for publicity!

So what if 2 FWB spend time in England!

Kristen has no other friends...

and she's a lesbian.

AN: Pretty HUGE picture.

Robert and Kristen had virtually disappeared

after the New Moon frenzy...

Being papped only a couple of times.

Then Kristen shows up in England?

With Robert?

Did I say HUGE?

RR: BOOOOOOO!

I'm SO glad that Kristen broke up with MA!

Kristen and Rob belong together FOREVER!!!

They are SO SO SO in love!

NN: THIS is true love!

It's so obvious how much they adore each other!

I think Kristen and Michael are still together...

Just hiding it because of Summit.

They are perfect for each other!

Kristen is a lesbian.

AN: I give Oregano a lot of grief...

But it's all in fun.

I'm thinking this picture was taken

towards the end of their relationship...

It really looks kinda... awkward.

RR: OMG! OMG! OMG!

Rob and Kristen holding hands!

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

They are SO SO SO in LOVE!

NN: This is a staged photo op!

Summit told them to do this to fuel the Robsten rumors!

Rob and Kristen are messing with the fans!

They aren't even holding hands... who cares?

I think they photoshopped a hand in there.

Kristen is a lesbian.

AN: WOW.

Loving the big smile on Rob's face!

I feel like I'm intruding on a sweet, intimate moment

between two people who want to be close together....

Love this one...

Another HUGE picture.

RR: OMG! OMG! OMG!

Another picture of Rob and Kristen holding hands!

Such a romantic getaway!

They are So So SO in love!

NN: ANOTHER Manip.

That's not even Rob.

Kristen is in England because she loves Bobby.

Please, Kristen is just 'one of the boys'

They aren't holding hands... 

someone added that arm in there...

Kristen is a lesbian.

AN: A lousy picture.

Not sure what I'm looking at...

Kinda looks like Kristen...

Could be Robert...

It's nice that they are spending time together.

RR: BOOOOOOO!

I HATE Emilie!

She's ugly and I wish she would get away from Rob!

You know he's thinking about Kristen...

They are SO SO SO in love!

NN: Rob looks like he wants to be with her.

You know they hooked up over the summer!

Rob hooks up with every female he comes across.

He has so many FWB's it's unreal!

Emilie is so much better looking than Kristen!

Kristen is a lesbian.

AN: Lovely picture of Rob and Emilie.

She's a pretty girl.

She's pretty lucky to have worked with Rob...

Nice job if you can get it!

I hope "Remember Me"

does phenomenal at the box office...

I can't wait to see it!

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Couple of Disclaimers:

1. In no way does Raving Robsten or Nasty Nonsten

represent all the people who consider themselves 

"Robsten" or "Nonsten"

They are extreme examples.

Unfortunately, they do exist.

2. Abbey Normal is a fictional person, and any similarities

between her opinions and mine...

are completely justified.

3. This post isn't about you.

This blog isn't about you.

4. Fuck the disclaimers.

If you don't have a sense of humor...

and actually think I'm talking about YOU

then that's your problem.

5. Bye for now

Robsten Rorschach Test

There is always so much drama surrounding pictures

of Rob and Kristen...

People actually get all emotional and strange

If you don't see things their way.

It's all a matter of perception, isn't it?

I look at a cloud... I see Rob.

You look at a cloud... You see Rob.

Wait. That's not what I mean.

People see what they want to see.

What they want to believe they see.

It doesn't necessarily make anyone right...

Or wrong.

But the degree you are willing to be right...

or to prove someone wrong...

Well... That's when it gets scary.

So I decided to do a

Robsten Rorschach Test.

You know...

Its a psychiatric test

A doctor shows you an inkblot...

You tell him what you see.

Except...

I'm gonna show 3 people

A Robsten picture...

They will tell us what they see.

RR is Raving Robsten

NN is Nasty Nonsten

and then we have

AN who is Abbey Normal.

And here we go...

RR: OMG! Rob and Kristen are SO in love!!

He has his arm around her.

He is looking at her with such love!

They are SO SO SO together!

NN: UGH.

KSpew is so ugly.

What is up with her gross hair?

Rob looks like he thinks she smells.

He seems to be saying 'Why are you touching me?'

I always stand with guys like that.

It doesn't mean ANYTHING.

AN: Nice picture.

Rob and Kristen look pretty comfy together.

Why is that other guy there?

He looks like he really wants to belong...

like he is trying really hard to be noticed.

RR: OMG! Rob and Kristen are SO SO SO in love!

Look how close they are!

They are SO into each other!

It looks like they are going to kiss!!

NN: Ewwwwww!

KSpew is so sweaty and ugly.

Gross!

Rob looks like he doesn't want to touch her

He looks like he is yelling at her

to get away from him because she smells!

I sit at concerts like this all the time.

It doesn't mean ANYTHING!

AN: Wow.

That's a pretty intimate picture.

They look like they are very happy

being so close together.

It looks like they are enjoying themselves.

RR: OMG! Kristen has her legs wrapped around Robs!

They are SO SO SO in love!

NN: KSpew is ugly. I hate her.

She is the root of all evil.

It looks like she has trapped poor Rob.

Look at his face! He wants to get away from her!

I sit in limos with my legs wrapped around

guys ALL THE TIME!

Doesn't mean ANYTHING.

AN: Hmmm.

Another intimate picture.

A lot of space in a limo.

Yet, they are sitting there with

their legs wrapped around each other.

RR: Awww... Look at the way Kristen is staring lovingly at Rob.

They are SO SO SO in love!

NN: KSpew looks stoned.

Rob probably is too to let her get so close.

They are at a concert.

They have to get close to hear each other talk.

I talk to people like this all the time.

It doesn't mean ANYTHING.

AN: Kristen looks like she really likes Rob here.

Another intimate photo.

They seem to have fun with each other.

a lot.

(pic from Twilight-Gossip.com)

RR: OMG!!! Rob is SO SO SO in love with Kristen!

Look at the way he is smiling at her!

NN: Big deal.

Rob isn't even reacting to KSpew.

He's laughing at something Billy Burke said.

Rob only puts up with Kristen because they work together.

I laugh with co-workers like that all the time.

It doesn't mean ANYTHING.

AN: There seem to be a lot of pictures like this.

Rob and Kristen...

Looking at each other...

and smiling.

Nice.

That concludes my Robsten Rorschach Test for today.

I will bring it back again...

For further analysis.

What do YOU see?

*any similarities between Abbey Normal and myself

is strictly coincidence and any similarities between

Raving Robsten or Nasty Nonsten to anyone

living or dead...

Well... that's just sad, isn't it?

:)

Bye for now ♥