It's 11pm. Do You Know Where Your Rob and Kristen Are?

This is pretty much the fandom right now.

Crawling through the dry desert...

Looking for something

anything

about Rob and Kristen.

They both have 2 movies 'in the can'

(is that right? because it seems wrong somehow...)
Not sure what's next.

Kristen was seen coming back into LA

Safe and Sound.

Oh and...

Rob was seen

driving his car.

Alone.

Whoop.

Dee.

Doo.

How positively THRILLING!

Or not.

You know how it is when people are so thirsty... right?

They see things that aren't there.

They hallucinate.

Kinda like Rob 'dating' around.

Because I'm pretty sure we haven't seen any evidence

of anything remotely close to that.

I want to ask how sitting next to someone

(and not even close or intimate in any way)

automatically indicates two people are dating...

But then again

Rob was dating Riley Keough based on... nothing.

Not even a picture.

Just a 'source'.

And twitter talk about the mysterious redhead.

That's all it takes.

Rob has basically been connected to anyone he is next to...

Going all the way back to Nikki Reed.

*shudder*

I mean... seriously.

Think about it.

How many girls has he been linked to in the

past 4.5 years?

So many.
And how many has he really been with?

ONLY ONE.

Kristen.

She's been the ONE girl who has been with him

these past four plus years.

And yet...

Some people STILL don't believe it.

Kristen has been the one constant.

The steady companion.

Consistently in his life.

Year after year.

Not anyone else.

So many names.

So many mysterious blondes 

Co-stars
Famewhores.
Yet they all fall away...

Disappear.

But who always remains?

Kristen.

Now.

I  try to understand why some don't want to think
that Rob and Kristen will end up together.
To each their own.

And believe it or not...

I get that some people don't want 

Rob with Kristen

or

Kristen with Rob

for whatever bizarro entitlement you feel you have
over who Rob/Kristen fall in love with...

And as long as you don't trash and hate on either

that's all Fine and Dandy with me.

Believe what you want.

It matters little.

But let's be honest...

We are ALL playing this waiting game right now

It's OK.

You can admit it.

Whose hand will Rob be holding?

Who will Rob smile at like she's the only person on earth?

What guy will Kristen be holding on to?
Whose t-shirts will Kristen wear?

My cards are on the table...

Look at the above picture 

if you still don't know what I think will happen.
Here's a hint.

Rob and Kristen.

I don't want to be all 'jinxy' here...

But I believe what I believe.

And let's be real...
our opinions don't have any effect on the outcome.

Whatever will be.

Will be.

I just happen to think

Rob and Kristen

will be.

Final thoughts?

1. As much as I enjoy seeing

Rob and Kristen 

Together.

If (and this is a major if here)

it turns out differently

for whatever reason...

I will still be here.

And I will still adore

both of them.

2. And you might not believe this

(but it's so very true)

I'm liking that they are under the radar right now.
I love when they aren't seen for days... weeks.

(and BOOM as soon as I post this

something will happen!)

I love that they get to be normal people
with no cameras in their faces...
if only for a while.

So yeah...

I might speculate a bit

but when push comes to shove

I think it's fucking BRILLIANT

that they remain out of sight.

May you do so 

for as long as you like.

This post is brought to you by

Two people

who fell in love with each other

right before our eyes.

And I think that's a big reason

it's so special 

and why

I care so much about 

their happiness...

I think they will find it.

Soon.

(with each other)

And of course...

This post is brought to you

by my undying adoration

of

Mr. Thomas Sturridge.

I miss his face.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- Tome For The Holidays.

I hope the determined lady behind Rob isn't a FOAMER! (I think she might be!)

So quiet.

Good.

Bad.

Kinda boring.

I got a bit of shit about my epic date...

(bit of shit... I like it)

Not that I couldn't see where it was going.

As soon as you write about a specific time/date

People really want to attach something big to it.

I wrote a date.

I said Epic.

And it went from there.

I never said it was an epic Rob/Kristen date.

But... 

That's what ended up being talked about.

Engagement announcement.

Wedding date.

It was a fascinating study on Newton's Law.

It was the quote I put in the beginning of yesterdays post.

"To every action there is always an equal and opposite reaction."

 

Ain't that the truth?

I am a big fan of reaction.

(You may or may not have guessed that reading my blog)

I love watching how people react to rumors...

or even just everyday news.

The reaction is always more interesting than the action.

Was I being cryptic?

Most definitely.

I tend to do that with the "this post was brought to you by" part.

Sometimes I take a dig at someone who annoyed me.

Sometimes I give a shout out to someone I care about.

I don't usually name names...

And I rarely give details.

But if I'm doing any poking and pushing...

You can guarantee it will be for the Foamers benefit.

Which in turn gives me a reaction.

Which brings us back to the beginning.

See how that works?

:)

I don't know why... but Rob and Tom make me smile.

So.

What do we think is going on for Christmas?

Let's think about it.

Rob and Kristen head over to London.

Simple.

Do they go together?

Will Rob go over first and will Kristen follow after the 25th?

Or will they travel together?

Last year we didn't know Kristen was there until the

picture with the little girl came out.

Is that why they travel separately?

It's easier and less of a hassle to travel apart.

Will we see more pictures of Rob/Kristen/Tom in IOW?

Who knows.

I would be guessing Mr. Sturridge is going home for Christmas as well.

Tome is where the heart is, after all.

What happens (Not IF) WHEN Rob and Kristen are spotted

together sometime over the holidays in the UK?

Will Foam be spewed everywhere?

Will the classic excuses be thrown out there again?

"I go to London with male friends for the holidays ALL the time!"

"It doesn't mean anything if Tom is there."

"Kristen has no friends, Rob just feels sorry for her"

"PR! PR! If they show up together its PR!"

You know the drill.

Same tired excuses that we have heard for years now.

Yet.

Robert and Kristen continue to be together.

Again.

 

I look forward to the REACTIONS.

;)

MY GOD SHE IS GORGEOUS.

I just found this picture on Google.

JFC.

Kristen is beyond beautiful.

BEYOND.

I don't really have anything to add to that.

Well.. maybe one or two other things.

I love Kristen Stewart.

I do.

And no, she doesn't need me to defend her.

I'm sure she doesn't give a shit.

But I'm going to anyway.

Because I want to.

And because I adore Robert Pattinson

who so very obviously adores Kristen

I just want them to be happy.

And I think they are.

Think about how happy they will be in London for the Holidays.

Together.

As always.

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

I miss my Tome.

I'm feeling a bit Tome-sick...

Bye for now.

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Two of Us

Let's go back to our room and relax for a while...

So.

A lot of speculation.

Innuendo.

(Mis)interpretation.

People.

Get serious.

Are you trying to get me in trouble?

I have 

NEVER

claimed to know anything.

Other than my own thoughts and opinions.

I have spoken of Tome...

Put in a few quotes...

and an (oh I want it to be) Epic date.

That's it.

Yet.

I keep getting deluged with emails and DMs

Some people have their 'knickers in a twist'.

I'm not trying to be cryptic and mysterious.

(OK, sometimes I am... but not this time... I swear)

Just posting random thoughts.

Opinions.

And yeah... OK...

The date wasn't my idea.

It was a favor for a friend.

And where did I even mention Rob and/or Kristen?

See?

That's all there is to it.

Really.

(Still here?)

Yes... Really.

Hey Rob... you still have soap behind your ears! *giggle*

The information, content and images on
these pages are purely in fun 

and are in no way meant to cause anyone

harm, grief or despair.

Yes, I can get even closer than this...

If you are sensitive and lack a sense of humor,
please, don't go any further.

What part of "He's Mine" don't you understand?

They will never understand... but all that matters is WE do!

Some places, names, and events are fictional
and any resemblance, likeness,

You and I have memories, Longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

or similarity to any person living or dead
is purely coincidental.

Get it?

Got it?

Good!

FUN people!

It's all supposed to be FUN!

FUN FUN FUN

(til my daddy took the t-bird away)

If you can't fucking laugh...

or enjoy Robert and Kristen...

You need to ask yourself why not.

You need to ask yourself why these simple things

Things that in the grand scheme of things don't really matter...

Matter SO MUCH to you.

So much that you are angry and bitter and foaming

over things you have absolutely no control over.

Ask yourself.

Go on.

I dare you.

Double Dog Dare You.

(This is where I cleverly am supposed to

insert the ever so famous 

"Don't ask if you won't like the answer" line.
But do I really need to?)

Foam(s) of the Day

Wait. I get the joke. I do. It was funny! Right? I get it. I think.

I will spend countless hours trying to disprove something incredibly insignificant and then when I can't prove it I will just pretend like I never cared about it in the first place!

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for "Two of Us" by Lennon/McCartney

Two of us riding nowhere
Spending someone's
Hard earned pay
You and me Sunday driving
Not arriving
On our way back home
We're on our way home
We're on our way home
We're going home

Two of us sending postcards
Writing letters
On my wall
You and me burning matches
Lifting latches
On our way back home
We're on our way home
We're on our way home
We're going home

You and I have memories
Longer than the road that stretches out ahead

Two of us wearing raincoats
Standing solo
In the sun
You and me chasing paper
Getting nowhere
On our way back home
We're on our way home
We're on our way home
We're going home

We're going Tome
Better believe it

;)

Bye for now

♥♥♥