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| See how easy he is to talk to? |
Dear George,
It's been a while...huh?
Sorry.
I guess that I like to write to you when there is something
fascinating to write about.
And boy oh boy Georgie...
We got ourselves a doozy.
Oh dear.
I'm not even sure where to begin, George...
Because it's kinda bittersweet.
OK.
Let's start at the beginning.
The Good.
The Bad.
The Ugly.
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| Say what you will... but he only has eyes for HER. |
Let's set the stage, George.
There was a picture released yesterday.
A picture that although it is EVERYwhere at the moment...
I hesitate posting it.
I don't know.
You know how I am George.
Anyway.
This picture was taken the other night
showing Robert sitting at a table...
With Kristen standing behind him
with her arms draped around him.
Yes.
I know, George...
So let's see what's good
GOOD/SWEET
1. Well George...
Upon first look
You see Rob and Kristen all together and cute
being all normal and sweet
Hanging out at a party...
You know what I mean, George?
Acting like Rob and Kristen.
A typical couple.
2 people who spend their time together.
Together.
It's not the greatest picture, George...
Let's face it.
But it clearly shows Robert and Kristen
being
Robert and Kristen.
Kinda how we know they always are.
(and we do know that... don't we, George)
See.
That's the Good part.
The sweet part.
Being able to see them naturally together.
But then if you start to think about it George...
You see the bad.
The Bad
2. The bad part George?
The bad part is that Rob and Kristen can never relax.
They can't just be at a friends party...
And let their guard down completely.
Someone is always around to sell them out.
To betray them.
I can guarantee you something, George.
A. Whoever took that picture and posted it....
Won't be invited back.
Ever.
B. People wonder why Rob and Kristen
never totally can just be themselves.
This is why.
Someone is always out to steal their moments.
Their time.
Their peace.
Someone is always out there
acting like a friend...
Smiling to your face
Stabbing you in the back.
Nothing good about that.
I know its only a picture, George.
And its pretty tame as pictures go...
But if you look at the picture
and you see Robert's face?
You know.
So does he.
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| There are plenty of pics of them TOGETHER. |
And now the UGLY, George.
Plenty of that.
Because this picture got dissected.
Regurgitated.
Twisted and turned...
It got studied and enlarged
and George?
Ugly can be amusing.
Because its
UGLY/BITTER
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| Don't ever turn your back on a Hyena... |
3. So much ugly, George.
So much.
The red circles and arrows
were thrown out at a record pace..
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| Rob's head is over here...not there! |
People had to try so hard...
So very hard, George
To try and disprove what was
once again
right in front of their face.
People went to all sorts of trouble
working overtime
scouring the Internet for pictures
For proof
For ANYTHING
That could make that picture be a fake.
It's standard operating procedure for them
to immediately cry "MANIP"
at a picture of Robert and Kristen together.
And if MANIP doesn't work...
They scream PR!
Always an excuse at the ready.
And then guess what happened, George?
If they can't prove the pic is fake...
Then let's attack Kristen!
Her hair.
Her clothes.
How she clings to Robert
(like you fucking wouldn't if he was yours)
It never ends, George.
Of course...
The picture was planted by Kristen!!
THAT'S IT!!!
THAT'S IT!!!
She wanted it out there
for some voodoo foamy imaginary damage control
Because we all know Kristen doesn't get enough attention
as it is, George...
Oh no...
She needs MORE.
She demands that people fucking betray her
private moments to the Internet!
Makes perfect sense, George...
If you have rabies.
And I know Rabies touches a bit close to home for a dog...
(Cujo and all that... hahahaha)
But these people truly are rabid hyenas, George...
This lunatic fringe
Who spew their bitter foam everywhere.
And George....
It's SO bitter
Be careful not to come in contact with it
Because I bet it fucking BURNS.
And more ugly?
Well suffice to say, George...
That whenever Robert doesn't do what the fringe wants...
They turn on him.
He's ruining his career.
He should know better.
Why is he hanging out with her?
What is he thinking?
Why doesn't he listen to US!
We know what he should do with his life
better than he does!!!
"Lie down with dogs wake up with fleas"
(Sorry again, George)
They prefer their Rob to be the manwhore
who gets drunk at bars
instead of the boyfriend who spends time with his girl.
And see...
That's the point, George.
People can criticize Kristen and Robert
all they want...
But the bottom line?
Rob and Kristen
ALWAYS
End up TOGETHER.
Some people will make excuses.
Some people will refuse to believe what is always
there in front of their faces...
But the fact of the matter is...
Rob and Kristen
are in fact
TOGETHER.
Again.
And Again.
And Again.
(and again)
Makes you wonder, George...
Do you think they ever get tired of being
WRONG?
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| Put your hand on my thigh... Whisper in my ear... Baby... |
So what have we learned today, George?
The Good.
1. Rob and Kristen remain together.
As always.
The Bad.
2. Rob and Kristen need to tighten ranks
once again.
Wagons.
The Ugly.
3. The Hyenas will continue to foam and blather
and make excuses to placate themselves.
Usually at Kristen's expense.
But just taking the picture at face value
is good enough for me.
It shows two people who are comfortable
and intimate with each other.
And George...
This letter is brought to you by
THE GOOD
Thomas Sturridge.
That's GOOD.
Is he in a bathtub with a sweater on?
Shouldn't that sweater be the one with the duckies on it
if he is taking a bubble bath?
I can kinda make out Thomas...
But is that really supposed to be Sturridge?
He's really too fucking cute for words.
As always.
Thanks for listening George...
Until next time.
Bye for now
