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Thursday, June 24, 2010

Rob and Kristen- Love Is In The Air!


So much Rob/Kristen goodness.
I'm almost as giddy as Rob and Kristen have been looking lately.
A lot of emails.
Comments.
DMs.
And I've spent the better part of my morning
truly laughing out loud.

Did you hear the forecast for today?
Partly Foamy this afternoon...      
  With a 100% chance of a Foam Storm tonight.
(Around the same time as the Eclipse premiere)


Remember Me came out on DVD.
Did you get yours?
I have mine.
It's a good movie...
with a touching story.
And Robert is very good in it.
I still don't understand how people who call themselves
'fans' of Robert...
Didn't go to see this movie.
It's Rob.
And not only does he give a wonderful performance...
He looks absolutely incredible in it.
Every scene.
Go buy it.
Be a fan.



Well, the Jimmy Kimmel Eclipse special was on last night.
And I'll be honest.
It wasn't very special.
I enjoyed the beginning where it was just 
Rob/Kris/Taylor
because it was more focused...
And well...
You KNOW I'm going to mention the whole
Knee Nudge thing... right?
Do I think it was an epic sign of love?
Of course not.
But it was a sign that Robert is so aware of Kristen
And that he wanted to take care of her.
What I saw was Kristen was a bit nervous and shaky...
She was bouncing with nerves...
I saw Robert look over at her...
And then he tried to casually nudge her with his leg...
to stop her.
Kristen looked at him... nodded...
And tried to not draw attention to it.
No, it wasn't a monumental display of love...
But it did show Robert looking out for Kristen.
Helping her when she got too fidgety...
which she is prone to do in interviews.
It was the 2nd time in a day of Robert
taking care of Kristen.
And it was lovely.

All in all... I give the Kimmel show 
7 out of 10.
Mostly because it's just nice to see 
Robert and Kristen together.
We haven't seen a lot of that lately
with him so busy with WFE.



This was in an email...
A Russian magazine interview with Robert.
There is a paragraph where he is talking about Kristen.

About Kristen:
What I especially like about her is that she’s like me, not dizzy from fans and press attention. She stays true to herself and very smart for her age. With each movie she matured. During filming ‘Eclipse’ I realized that she matured a lot and become a real woman. And, of course, it’s a lot easier to work with person I worked before. We understand each other without the words. I can tell Kristen about all my problems. But honestly I don’t have to… because she’s in same position as I am. Kristen really cares about me and I’m very grateful for this. She’s the most honest and genuine person I’ve I ever met. Unfortunately in Hollywood these qualities not very popular..Everyone thinks about their own benefits so it’s very cool that you can meet here people like Kristen. She always listens, gives good advice regardless with her own interests.


Now, this was obviously translated...
But I'm pretty sure Robert has said many of these
same things about Kristen... before.
He's been infatuated with her from day one.
Actually... I think when he saw "Into The Wild"
he was immediately smitten with her.
So...
This interview isn't anything new.
No real surprises...
Robert adores Kristen.
But we already knew that...
Didn't we?


Kristen at the premiere of "Love Ranch" last night.
She is radiant.
Gorgeous.
The happiness just seeps from every pore...
And I got 1/2 a dozen DMs on Twitter
asking me what is WRONG since Kristen wasn't wearing
'The Necklace'
Seriously.
The first blurry picture of Kristen was hard to tell...
But as the pictures came out
It was obvious that she was wearing...
"The Necklace"

OK. I know that I like to point out that
she is constantly wearing that lovely little bauble
That it clearly means a lot to her...
(and because it annoys the haters... added bonus)
But truly...
It wouldn't be the end of the world
if she turned up without it.
It doesn't have to always be so dramatic.
People get worked up over weird things.


A new pic from EW.
Yeah... a lot of people are cutting Taylor out...
But I kinda like that he's in it
Because to me...
It just shows how much of a 'Bubble'
Robert and Kristen are in.
Taylor is there? Oh yeah.
Robert and Kristen
foreheads touching...
she's clutching his shirt...
And Robert just looks... so happy.
Yeah, I know there are other pics out there
where Kristen is grabbing a shirt.
(But her fingers are on Rob's chest... Yes?)
But that doesn't matter...
Because it's more about the looks on their faces...
Their body language...
And the fact that this kind of thing happens
ALL THE TIME.

Final Thoughts?

Rob called out the haters.
Rob defended Kristen.
Rob continued to take care of her on Kimmel.

I still love that he called out the hate.
The sites that devote page after page
to hating on someone he cares about.
Those very sites...
that right now are so angry.
SO ANGRY
at Robert for defending Kristen
(But they tend to refocus the negativity back at Kristen)
SO ANGRY
That with every new picture and interview...
It becomes more and more apparent
Just how much Kristen means to Robert.
How much Robert means to Kristen.
SO ANGRY!

So will we get Rob/Kris pictures at the premiere?
I would hope so.
They are Edward and Bella after all.
Will it be epic and stupendous?
I doubt it.
Unless of course...
Rob and Kristen showed up together on the Red Carpet...
Holding hands...
Eyes only for the other...
and showing the world
Finally
That they are in fact a couple...
Without saying a word.

THAT would be epic.

Whatever will be...
Will be.

Bye for now
♥♥♥


I would add a *PUSH* here...
But I don't really need to...
Do I?
Heh.
;)

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Robert Stands By Kristen


Random thoughts.
(or are they?)

1. JFC
Robert.
JFC
So fucking beautiful.

2. THIS is one of the major reasons
I find myself so completely intoxicated by him.
This is why I'm still here.
Almost 2 years later.
Because every new picture...
keeps blowing me away.
I'm still affected by him.
I'm still fascinated by him.
I'm still addicted.


OK.
I haven't been able to spend my usual 23 hours a day online
the last few days.
Life does have a habit of getting in the way of being ROBsessed.
Woe is me.
(That is completely sarcastic by the way...)

ANYWAY.
 I get online just now and I am hit with some
EW interview with Robert and Kristen.
Discussing the rape comment...

You got a lot of criticism recently for comparing the intrusiveness of the paparazzi to rape. The comment got blown out of proportion very quickly, and you apologized.

STEWART: I’m so sensitive about stuff like that. That is the one subject that means a lot to me. I made one movie directly concerning it [2004's Speak], and I made another one where my character has a horrible history of rape [2010's Welcome to the Rileys]. I talked to a lot of people about it. I used the wrong word. I should have said “violated.” But I’m young and emotional. It’s just the way it goes sometimes. I probably shouldn’t say this, but I just feel like people got so excited once they saw that it was me. It was like, “Sweet! Let’s get her!” And then for the people to exploit it under the guise of being morally upstanding is disgusting — and it embarrassed me because I was a part of it.

Did you see it all unfold and then think, I have to issue an apology?

STEWART: No, I was in Korea when it all got bad. My publicist called me and said RAINN had issued this terrible statement.


ROBERT PATTINSON: Who’s Rain?
STEWART: You know, the Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network.


PATTINSON: None of those associations came out and gave a statement [criticizing Kristen] without being called upon by the media first — who were doing it specifically to get hits on their websites. That whole system of Internet journalists, where no one is called to account, is almost entirely about hate. All these people get away with doing it because they have no responsibility to anyone. All they need is to get a salacious headline and people click on it, because it’s easy. And it’s quite good being part of these Twilight films because you have to give so many interviews all the time, you can defend yourself. That’s the only way. All of us stick together, as well. There are so many little nerds behind their computers, on their little blogs.

STEWART: See, if I said that? Crucifixion. You can say so much more than me. It’s insane.
PATTINSON: That’s not true at all. When did I say anything [controversial]?
STEWART: You’re really good, but you could say, “I just took a s***on the Queen’s face,” and people would be like, “Oh, I love him! I love him!” 


 And the reaction?
Hilarious as always.
Rob basically called the HATERS out.
Oh how I wish he would have called them HYENAS!
Hahahahaha.

Kristen felt bad about her 'rape' comment...
she apologized... but that wasn't enough for the haters
(and we all know WHO they are.)
And she was RIGHT...

It was like, “Sweet! Let’s get her!” And then for the people to exploit it under the guise of being morally upstanding is disgusting — and it embarrassed me because I was a part of it.

That was EXACTLY what a lot of the haters did.
They used it as an excuse to attack her.
I love that Kristen is SO aware of how the haters work.
Exploiting any topic to hate on her.
And Robert?
He defended her. He stood by her...
He understands what Kristen was trying to say...
and he also understands how 
where no one is called to account, is almost entirely about hate.   
 
I love that he knows about the "HATE" sites.
The people who want to rip out Kristen's throat
(or his)
When they don't do or say what they want.
I also wonder what Robert thinks of these people 
who are so angry and bitter...
And so venomous in their hatred for someone
he obviously cares very much about.

EXCELLENT.
BRILLIANT.
So there are a lot of angry people out there right now.
Blaming Kristen for existing.
Blaming Rob for defending her...
Trying to cling to anything that will let them carry on 
their whole 'PR' bullshit.
"Of course Rob would defend her, they are friends"
" I would defend my friend, too... I do it all the time"
"Rob can't wait to be away from Kristen!"
"Kristen is so mean to Rob!"

I'm sorry...
But the rationalizations make me LAUGH
And that is always a good thing.

Kimmel tonight!
Eclipse Premiere tomorrow!
 
Life is good.
And it's getting BETTER everyday!
SMILE!
Pretend you are as happy as 
Rob and Kristen are when they are...
TOGETHER.
;)

And so it goes.

Bye for now
♥♥♥

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Rob and Kristen- Together.


I've had a busy couple of days...
And the rest of the week doesn't look any better.
So.
What do I have to say?

1. This picture of Rob is one of my FAVEs.
I know, I know... I say that about every damn picture.
But I've had this picture forever but it had lame
marks all over it.
Always kinda pisses me off that people put their
name on someone elses pictures.
If you didn't take it?
You don't 'own' it.
Don't mess with the pretty.


*sigh*

2. Batten down the hatches.
Batten. Is that the right word? 


A narrow strip of wood used to fasten down the edges of the material that covers hatches in foul weather.

  1. That works.
    In this case the "Foul" weather is the
    ever increasing amounts of foaming that will soon
    be covering everything.
    The haters just keep flitting from one
    cling to another.
    It's actually quite comical.

    Rob now has a 'blonde' girlfriend
    I don't even remember her name, 
    but supposedly she has been dating him for a while
    and they are coming 'out' in July.
    Something like that.
    But then...
    Emilie de Ravin is on the list to the premiere
    of Eclipse.
    Of course... Rob and Emilie have been
    carrying on since Remember Me.
    I guess now she is the 'blonde' girlfriend??
    I don't suppose the fact that Emilie has worked 
    with Summit on RM, that is being released today...
    Has anything to do with her being on the list?
    Oh but wait...
    Britney Spears is on the list too...
    Is SHE the blonde girlfriend??
    Well... it doesn't really matter...
    Any blonde will do.
    Haters are so frantic about the upcoming premiere
    They will CLING to anything.


    3. And yes... Kristen is STILL wearing Rob's necklace.
    She never takes it off.
    Obviously it means SO SO much to her...

    The frenzied haters are saying Oregano gave it to her...
    You know...
    The 'deliciously handsome' guy in her ipod picture?
    Bwa.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.
    Oh so so futile.
    Yes, Oregano and Kristen are in a secret relationship...
    when she's not busy being a lesbian.
    One thing I don't understand...
    Why would Kris and O have to be a secret?
    They were together through the Twilight promotion...
    Oh right...
    Michael found out she was a closet lesbian.
    But wait...
    They are still together.
    How do the haters keep this shit straight?
    See what Rabies does to you?
    So sad.


5. Foamers are always all about how 'miserable'
Rob and Kristen are when they are together.
Seriously.
Look at the way she is looking at him.
And I would love to see his face in that picture.
I'm sure it is just as connected.
They are always in their own little 'bubble'

Magnetically DRAWN to each other.


6. Robert can't keep his eyes off of Kristen.
He is so completely smitten with her.
He has been from day one.


8. And did you ever notice how AWARE of Kristen, Rob is?
It's like he has an inner radar...
He's always looking at her.
For her.
He waits for her.
Walks with her.
Leans towards her.
Sits near her.
And if she is not next to him...
He is always searching to see where she is.
It's adorable.
It's lovely.
9. I've never seen Rob more happy and giddy than
in the last few weeks.
I've not seen Kristen this calm and smiley in a while.
Why do you think that is?
Kristen is glowing with happiness...
She has looked absolutely stunning on the latest press tour.
Robert has the biggest smiles on his face all the time.
They look miserable?
Or are you just seeing your own reflection?



10. Final thoughts?
Well...
The Haters can whine about "PR" all they want.
Although Rob said he wouldn't sell it.
And how convenient that they pick and choose
over what they want to believe.
Rob saying he wants to go on a date
is their definition of a 'denial'
(Really??)
But Rob also said Kristen was pregnant...
He can't find anyone
to hang out with him on Sat Nights...
He lost his car...
He never saw Twilight until recently...
And that he never washes his hair.

First Rob and Kristen were only together for PR.
Then every picture of them was 'staged'
Now they are supposedly breaking up for PR?
Is PR the answer to everything?
The foam reeks of desperation.

The fact of the matter is simple logic.
There isn't ANYONE else that Robert has spent time
with on a continuous basis more than Kristen.
She has flown to Budapest, London (more than once),
The IOW and NYC just to be in his company.
They have shown up together coming and going
from public events...
When they are together in public...
They can't take their eyes off of each other
and are in their own world.
But the key word here is 
TOGETHER.
That's what I see.
You know you see it too.
Otherwise you wouldn't be so angry.
;)



One more thing.
Remember this picture?
Kristen 'caught' by the paps...
looking for houses?
Yeah.
She looks pretty damn happy
Doesn't she?
Wonder if she found anything?
Heh.

Bye for now.
♥♥♥

Monday, June 21, 2010

Is Kristen the Luckiest Girl on the Planet?


Really Robert?
How the hell do you do it?
How do you manage to look more beautiful with every new picture?

This one took my breath away...
And now I can't seem to breathe
I love LOVE his WFE hair.
This may just be my favorite look of his... EVER.


Gah.
That is actually the sound my mouth is making.
Because words...
Words cannot do these pictures justice.
Smoldering.
 Sexy.
Scrumptious?
Scintillating?
Sensual.
I don't know.
I don't.
I don't know anything right now.
Except...
I love you, Robert Pattinson.



So... Eclipse premieres on Thursday.
My stomach goes into knots thinking about this movie.
I'm hoping that Rob and Kris will be together 
on the red carpet this year...
Summit needs to remember where the ultimate
Love Story resides.

I'm just giddy at all the stuff I'm hearing...
Robert and Kristen
Together again.

Of course there is your typical bullshit as well...
Do I really need to get into it?


There is a story going around about a fan encounter
with Robert's parents.
Now I have mixed feelings about all of this.
A big part of me wishes people would just 
leave his lovely parents out of this bullshit.

First off...
It's true that some fans got to meet 
Mr. and Mrs. Pattinson 
after the Leno Show.
We all saw the pictures.

But now someone is claiming that
they asked Mrs. Pattinson about Rob's girlfriend...
She supposedly said 
"If his lips are sealed, so are mine"
and then asked if she could at least 
comment on whether or not she
was a good actress...
Robert's Mom supposedly said...
"Yes... she's very talented."

Truth?
Well... As always...
I say get out that salt shaker.

That being said...
The haters kinda went ballistic.
Howling.
Barking.
Whining.
"How dare you!"
That sort of self righteous bullshit.
I'm telling you...
REACTIONS are where its at...
Always a good show!

Seriously...
If Mrs. P had said 
"Rob doesn't have a girlfriend right now"
or something of that type...
Those same haters would have been 
foaming all over everything.

Take it as you will.
You always do.


This is one of the pictures from the 
Eclipse Movie Guide.

Is it just me...
Or does it look vaguely familiar?


Kinda like this one?

or maybe...


This one?

It doesn't really matter....
Those are some of my favorite Edward pictures.

I'm still all giddy at the thought
of how they are going to make the
Edward Walk Introduction
in Eclipse.
CAN'T FUCKING WAIT.

Walking into the cafeteria?
Check.
Strutting across the parking lot?
Double check.
I think I'm looking forward to that part...
almost more than anything else. 


Bye for now



I never said you were a Hyena.
You called yourself that.
People who don't believe in Rob/Kristen
are Not Hyenas.
People who lie, hate and attack
people on a personal level...
Who make it their life's work to 
hate on Robert and/or Kristen
or anyone else who doesn't agree with them...
That is my definition of a Hyena.
Well damn...
I guess you were right...
You are one.
;)

*PUSH*