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Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Robert and Kristen-- They Get It



“I have been criticized a lot for not looking perfect in every photograph,”
 Kristen Stewart tells Vanity Fair contributing editor 
Ingrid Sischy in July’s cover story. 
“I get some serious shit about it. I’m not embarrassed about it. 
I’m proud of it. If I took perfect pictures all the time,
 the people standing in the room with me, or on the carpet,
 would think, What an actress! What a faker!
 That thought embarrasses me so much that I look like shit in half my photos, 
and I don’t give a fuck.
 What matters to me is that the people in the room leave and say, 
‘She was cool. She had a good time. She was honest.’
 I don’t care about the voracious, starving shit eaters
 who want to turn truth into shit.
 Not that you can say that in Vanity Fair!”


On the fandemonium that exists around her everywhere she goes: 
“It’s not the fans that are scary. 
Each one of them is different.
 But large groups of people are scary — there’s no individual there.


Here's the deal.


1. SWATH had a great weekend Box Office.
All the idiots who predicted failure are eating shit.
They must have developed a taste for it by now...
Considering how much they eat.

2. Kristen and Rob won "Best Kiss" for the
4th year in a row.
Yes. Of course Rob and Kristen discussed it.
Rob told everyone that Kristen would 'kiss herself'
and she did exactly that.
They knew.
They planned.

3. Kristen was adorable and giggly and 
gloriously happy at the MTV Movie awards...


Contrary to what some B list actresses have to say...
Kristen smiles plenty.

“People have decided how they are going to perceive her,”
 Robert Pattinson tells V.F. of Stewart.
 “No matter how many times she smiles, 
they’ll put in the one picture where she’s not smiling.”

Isn't it sweet how Robert defends his girl?
Is it any wonder that Vanity Fair went to him...
Someone who knows her intimately
Probably better than anyone else
To talk about Kristen for the article?
(No... Sorry... Not Garrett Hedlund... HAHAHA)
Robert.


Who has also looked gloriously happy lately...
Coincidence?
I think not.

“The perception of her is that she’s ‘awkward,’”
 Rob admits. “But it’s funny knowing her. 
It’s the absolute opposite of what people think. 
She’s insanely confident.” 

Oh Robert.

Kristen has every reason to be confident.
Beautiful beyond words.
Talented. Focused.
A force to be reckoned with...
and of course...
She has him.


What a pair they make.
Perfect match.
They compliment each other.
Ying. Yang.
They fit.
Together.

The right pieces of the puzzle.


And Kristen is right...
She gets a lot of shit.
Serious shit.

And for what?
Because she doesn't smile enough?
Because she changes out of her heels for Chucks?
Because she fidgets in interviews?
Because she doesn't say the right thing at the right time?
Because she flips off the disgusting vermin
known as paparazzi?
(And since when do people defend those vultures?
Since when are the paparazzi the VICTIMS here?)
Because she curses in interviews?
Because the most desirable and wanted man
on the face of the earth chooses to spend 
his free time with her?

Are any of those legit reasons to give her shit?
Or are they just excuses to hate?
Kristen doesn't hurt anyone.
She doesn't talk shit about other actors in interviews
or on Twitter...
She's not criticizing what you wear or how you talk.
She's just living HER life... the best she knows how.
She works hard. She shows up on time.
She does what is asked of her.
Isn't that good enough?
Will it ever be good enough?

You might not understand Kristen.
But that's OK.
You don't have to like her.
That's OK, too.
But obsessively hating her?
That's not OK.
And when adult actresses insult her on Twitter...
Unprovoked, I might add
Isn't that giving her undeserved shit?
And for what?
Why must they pretend to know why Kristen
behaves the way she does and then criticize her for it?
Do they talk to her?
Do they actually try and listen to what she is saying?
Or just judge her on how she says it?
Kristen isn't perfect.
She has never claimed to be.
In fact her flaws are part of her charm.
I don't even think she cares if we get her or not.
Because lets be honest... the people that matter to her?
They Get her.
Those are the ones who have nothing but wonderful things
to say about her.
Those are the people who praise her...
who adore her
who smile at her
who protect her
who love her.
Like Robert.
He gets her.
and in return...
She gets him.



This post is brought to you by the letter T
(guess why)

T for
Truth
They do try to turn it into shit.
But the truth remains.
Always.

which brings us back to 

T for
Together.





Rob and Kristen always end up TOGETHER.
Snuggling.
Kissing.
Holding hands.
You know...
TOGETHER.

And last but not least...
T for
Thomas Sturridge


Yes.
Thomas Sturridge.
Whom I adore.



Until next time.

Bye for now

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Rob and Kristen- Sugar and Spice

**WARNING**
**SARCASM ALERT**
**SENSE OF HUMOR REQUIRED**
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK**

 The post you are about to read is true.
My true opinion.
I'm going to discuss Michael Oregano...
And I know how upset some people get
when Saint Michael 
the martyr of Robsten is discussed in any capacity
other than "he must be a good guy".
Right.

So don't read this if your self righteous sensibilities
will get all bent out of shape.
Or do.
It's just a post on a blog after all.
Not etched in fucking stone.

Sad. Stumpy. Spice.


 This is an old picture from the days of 
Wheres Oregano?
You know... the silly little videos where the jar of shorty spice
was always lurking behind Kristen and Robert.

 Maybe it's just me...
But that's all Oregano seemed to do back in the day...
Follow Kristen around.
I guess its not a bad job if you think about it.
If you don't mind being in someone elses shadow...

ANYWAY.

The reason for this post is a tweet that was
sent to me recently.
I'm sure you all saw it by now...
Supposedly on Kristen's birthday
Michael's cousin made the grand gesture of tweeting
(Her name has been removed because she deleted the tweet
after realizing how bitchy it was)

 Happy birthday #KristinStewart ! 
Say hi to Michael Angarano for me
 oooh wait you dumped my cousin..

WELL!
Can you imagine the Hub Bub... Bub?
Kristen Stewart had the AUDACITY to dump this girl's cousin!
How dare she!
And then you know what happens... right?

You get the straggler ninnies
(You know... the ones that still cling to their delusions)
who then proceed to go on a rant about how
1. Kristen and Rob cheated on Oregano...
2. Kristen must have realized she was gay
so that's why she broke up with him.
3. Kristen was deliriously happy with Oregano
but Summit made her end the relationship.

Blah blah fucking blah.

Really?
Kristen was a teenager when she dated Shorty Spice.
A mere lass.
So... where does it say she can never move on
from a teenage romance?
A high school fling?
She must remain with him out of some sort
of perplexing loyalty?
Huh?

I know this topic has been done to fucking death.
But good lord.
Kristen was dating the bland dried up spice...
They had a few laughs
But you know what happens when you are a mere lass of 17?
You fucking grow up.
And you move on.

SEE!!! I can look just like him!
It just so happens that Kristen moved on with Robert.
Not a bad move.
Nope.
Not at all.

So Kristen fell for Robert Pattinson.
Didn't we all?
So she lets go of her childhood infatuation...
and moves on to a more mature
and REAL relationship.
What's wrong with that?
Why must 'cheating' be involved at all?

She was dating Mike Oregano
Then she's not.
She starts dating Robert.
Simple.

Soapy Oregano? Bwahahaha!

No one wants to be 'dumped'
but it happens to everyone somewhere along the line
doesn't it?
Even Robert got dumped a few times along the way
(and I'm sure the ex's are kicking themselves for that one)
It's not the end of the world...
Shorty Spice is still out there
being bland and diminutive
Still lurking...

Maybe letting others speak for him
every now and then.
If you know what I mean...
And I think that you do.

Robert is definitely Prince Charming... is there a Stumpy Dwarf?

He's not Saint Michael...
He's not some wronged scorned angel
He's a guy who was dating a girl...
And they broke up.
Get over it.

I can guarantee you that Kristen has.

THIS is the face of LOVE.

And one more thing...

Will people ever stop with the bullshit
that Summit dictates every facet of Kristen's (and Rob's) life?

They break up previous relationships
Force 2 actors to pretend to be together for years
Make endless people 'lie' about how wonderful it is
working with Kristen
and about her adorable relationship with Robert.
Pay off cities and states and countries
Make the whole world believe their lies
JUST to promote movies that need no promotion.

But remember...
If Summit has complete and total control over 
every move Robert and Kristen make
(Paddle boarding for PR!!!)

Tell me again why they couldn't stop Kristen from 
cutting her hair for The Runaways?
(Watching it the other day made me think of this again)
They can force her to lose years of her love life
Telling her Who to see
Where to go
What to do
But they can't stop her from something as simple
(and honestly... hair IS something studios do control
Look at Emma Watson and how quickly she cut her
hair after Harry Potter was over)
As NOT cutting her hair?
They wrote all those other life controlling things
into this fictional contract...
But forgot to add the haircut clause!!
Imagine That!



This post is brought to you by the 'EPIC LOVE'

Looks pretty good to me...

Is it Epic?
That's not for you or me to decide.
That's completely up to them.
We don't get a say.

But it is love.
That much is...
well...
Obvious.

Truth is fucking truth.

And this post is also brought to you by...

Adore.

Thomas Sturridge.
I can't wait to see what his next move is...


Sugar and Spice...
and EVERYTHING nice.

Until next time

Bye for now

P.S. If you were offended by this post...
All I have to say is

Lighten the fuck up, Francis

It's really not that serious.
Truly.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Robert and Thomas-- Oh My


What a day this has been
What a rare mood I'm in...
Why it's almost
like being...
In LOVE!

Could they BE any happier?

Oh.
My.
God.
What a beautiful day.
A gorgeous most splendid day!
I finally got my wish...
Oh yes.
Robert and Thomas.
Together again.
WITH BEAR!
And...
Hell.

I'm actually so thrilled and giddy right now...
I'm having a hard time focusing on what I want to say
What DO I want to say?
I don't know.
I forgot.

Oh Shaggy and Scrappy... I have MISSED you so much!!

Oh yeah.
Robert and Thomas.
And Bear.
(Oh my)
Look.
Just LOOK.
Rob and Tom are so damn smiley...
(they were until Rob saw the pap)
Just walking along
(WALKING... WITH TOM!!!!)
Being all smiley and cute
and charming and delicious
and wonderful
and pretty
and beautiful
and 
and
stuff.

I'm seriously losing my train of thought.
That's what these pictures are doing to me.
What the hell.
I guess I really missed seeing Rob and Tom together.

I will be twirling for the rest of the day...
week.
month.
year.
I'm afraid I just might be on Auto-Twirl 
from now on...
Just going about my life
and twirling.
And..
I will NEVER get enough of this.
People need to stop going on and on
about Tom's beard.
OK.
So it's a teensy bit bushy...
and OK
it might be a wee bit out of control...
But
Come on
You gotta remember what is underneath that hair
Near perfection.

Probably my favorite picture... Damn.
Yes.
THAT FACE
is hiding under that hair.
It's still there.
Lurking
Waiting for its moment to reappear.
And seriously...
Like Rob isn't going to give Tom 
a run for his beard money?
It will be a matter of days
(No, really)
Before Rob has a bushy beardy thing on his face.
Oh I see great things...
Wonderful things ahead.

Which brings us to...
Completely Cute.
Our lovely Kristen.
OK sure...
It would have been fanfuckingtastic
to have seen Rob and Tom and Kris
smiling and walking Bear...
But 2 outta 3 ain't bad.
Nope.

And it seems like since Rob has gotten
back to LA...
We haven't seen Kristen.
Hmmmmm.

But we have Comic Con starting tomorrow...
And we will see both Rob and Kristen
TOGETHER
and who knows what else we might
get a glimpse of...
Oh the possibilities!
Oh the joy!
Oh the many awesome
perfect
great
things that lie ahead.

You know Kristen is thinking "Man... he's CUTE!"



Do you think she could lean into him any more?

Taylor who?

Thing is...
It doesn't matter who else is around.
Not at all.
Because Rob and Kristen
always seem to be in the 'zone'
when they are together.
You know what I mean...
The 'Bubble'.
They are the only two people who exist.
I feel like I'm intruding just looking at this picture...
My love must be a kind of blind love
I can't see anyone but you.

Are the stars out tonight?

I don't know if it's cloudy or bright
I Only Have Eyes For You, Dear.

The moon maybe high

but I can't see a thing in the sky,
'Cause I Only Have Eyes For You.

I don't know if we're in a garden,

or on a crowded avenue.

You are here

So am I
Maybe millions of people go by,
but they all disappear from view.
And I Only Have Eyes For You.


Yes.
That is the Rob/Kristen Bubble.
It exists.
And it's lovely to watch.


This post is brought to you by Bear.

Thank you Bear for getting my 
2 favorite people together...
Smiling and Walking.


Bear likes Green Sheep.


Bye for now

Day 1

Monday, April 18, 2011

Twirl With That Girl

TWIRL!!!

Well hell.
I had just about finished writing a post...
and it got deleted.
What The Fuck is THAT about?
Completely irritating.
But then...

All I have to remember...
Is  LAST NIGHT!!!!

Smiles, smiles and more smiles!


1. Where do I even begin?
I'm not sure.
Here I sit.
Trying to put all my thoughts into words.
Coherent words...
and not something like...

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Because I'm pretty sure I could just be
doing the Squeeeee thing for the day...
The week...
Maybe like the rest of the year.
And as much fun as 
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
is to do?
I'm guessing it loses something in translation.

Well, Reese... I'm just sick of hiding it.
2. The Foaming Haters.
They were besides themselves before the premiere ever happened...

"THAT GIRL better stay away from WFE premiere!
She has NO reason to be there!"

OK then.
So Kristen does turn up at the premiere...

"THAT GIRL is a Famewhore! She is only there
because Rob feels sorry for her and she is trying
desperately to revive her career!"

OK then.
Kristen doesn't walk the red carpet.
She isn't even seen until she is in the theater with Rob.
So much for that theory.

"It's ALL PR! It's ALL been planned!
Summit and Fox are in this together!
You're fucking kidding... Right?

OK then.
IF it was indeed PR...
Rob and Kristen would have done the Red Carpet.
IF it was staged for optimum value...
There would have been more pics than
a few of them running to their car after the movie...

The fact remains that Kristen didn't have to be there.
But she was... Why?
Because Rob wanted her there...
and she wanted to be there
FOR HIM.
WITH HIM.
As Always.

Kristen has to be back in VC to finish up some filming.
So...
That alone tells you how important her being in NYC
with Robert
On one of the most important nights of his career...
was to BOTH of them.
No... Kristen didn't walk the red carpet...
The moment was Roberts.
There was no need to be 'seen'

But then...

I love how she changes out of her shoes so fast...
Hand in Hand...

3. Rob and Kristen leave the theater.
Together.
Arm in arm.
Hand in hand.
Depending on where people saw them.
Did I say together?
Rob and Kristen.
Why yes...
Yes I did.
Because Rob didn't leave with anyone else.
It was Kristen.
Like it always is.
And people lost their minds!

"Rob looks like he can't stand her to touch him!"
"Look at the way THAT GIRL clings to him!"
"Rob is a horrible boyfriend!"
But see...
That's your usual standardized foaming.
It got better when this happened...

Rob going in for the kiss...

And SCORE!
The embarrassed smile...

4. Oh yes.
Another kiss.
Granted...
It was quick.
Rob was laughing and Kristen was smiling...
But there were cameras in their faces.
And while the hand holding
and quick kisses are nice to see...
You could tell Kristen was shy about it.
But there were endless sightings of them kissing
and holding hands and being all close and adorable.
I imagine what we don't see counts more...
;)

Sure.
I can hear the howling from here
about it not being a 'real' kiss.
And this is ALL for some fucked up version
of PR...
But its all there.
Hand holding.
Kissing.
Laughing together.
Being Rob and Kristen.
Again 
and
Again
and 
Again.
Oh yes...
And AGAIN.

Spin it any fucking way you want to...
They are together.
You know it.
I know it.
 Bear knows it.

(and isn't Bear the cutest little puppy?
Loved to see him romping with Kristen's assistant... John.
Heh)

Walk This Way...
5. JFC
This post took me all damn day to write.
Not because I was pondering what to say...
But because I couldn't get a fucking minute to write it.
Damn
Twitter is fucking nuts.
All these videos and pics of Rob and Kristen
being all coupley and sweet
People sending me emails full of fun and mirth
So much mirth.
It made me start to wonder how this will play out.
Foamers are actually starting to hate on Rob now...
All disappointed in him...
for having the audacity to be with who he wants to be with!
Who does he think he is???
Doesn't he realize that lunatics are supposed to dictate
who he falls in love with?
Doesn't Rob realize that his dating THAT GIRL
is ruining his career?
What's the matter with him?
How dare he want THAT GIRL at the WFE premiere!


And don't worry.
The rationalizations are still out there.
They are clinging to PR as tightly
as ever...
I don't think they can let it go at this point.
I really don't.
It's right in front of their faces...
And yet they will still scream 
NON DENIAL DENIAL!!!!
Rob is just pretending!
He is an actor after all!!!
It will never end.
Ever.
 Now it will be more of the 
"IDontGiveaFuckSten" variety.
You know how it goes.
THEY DON'T CARE!
All they want to do is be a fan of Rob and his work!
So what if they spend 99% of their online time
trashing and hating on THAT GIRL!
They just want to focus on Rob the other 1%!

That girl is who Rob wants. Deal with it.

Kristen is THAT GIRL.
That girl that Rob wanted to work with.
That girl that Rob admires.
That girl that Rob spends all his time with.
That girl that Rob lives with.
That girl that Rob shares his life with.
That girl that Rob can't ever take his eyes off of...
That girl that makes him smile so big
That girl that he looks completely smitten with.
THAT GIRL.

His girl.

This post is brought to you by the letter *B*

B for 
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Keep up with the excuses and lies.
It only adds to the entertainment value.

B for 
BEAUTIFUL!
Rob and Kristen make a beautiful couple.
Gorgeous.


B for Bullshit.
EXIT STRATEGY!!!
Yes.
We all saw it.
Rob and Kristen leaving the theater
hand in hand...
And then kissing in the limo...
Yes.
Rob is distancing himself from Kristen.
Oh yes.
Mouth to mouth is a good example of that!
Having her at his HUGE premiere
is definitely a good way of pushing her away!


B for Because.
I adore Tom Sturridge.
Just because.


B for 
Bye for now