Rob and Kristen- And No One Else

You should be jealous, bitches. ;)

OK.

I really don't have much to say (again)

So I just look over my email/DMs and go from there.

Random Thoughts.

1. People are clamoring about some becauseiam person still.

Who? Why?

I don't get it.

I don't get why people let themselves get all worked up over nothing.

I keep getting "Were they together over VD or not??"

Well.

What do you want to believe?

This person says they weren't.

And you believe her...why?

Because she 'said' so?

Really?

Some random Kristen hater declares that

they weren't together and people go nuts.

Um.

Right.

Well.

I "declare" that they were in fact together...

And spent a very low key evening 

with each other.

I'm pretty sure there aren't pictures

proving one way or the other.

So which is more believable?

Guess what? Kristen is with Rob... not you. Never you.

2.  I swear I try and ignore the same boring bullshit.

I really do.

Because it never GOES anywhere... you know?

EVERYTIME there is a sighting of Rob and Kristen together

It's immediately labeled 'bullshit' or 'PR'.

EVERY TIME.

So... Rob and Kristen supposedly go to a grocery store in the middle

of the night...

and that's for PR?

Come on.

Stop it.

Who goes to a grocery store at midnight in hopes of getting papped?

Honestly.

Who throws a shoe.

(Sorry. Couldn't resist)

Rob and Kristen keep showing up together...

Because they are together.

It's really that simple.

No need to get all worked up over every little thing.

No need for 'proof'.

It's all right there.

The day I see some other girl with Rob

as much as Kristen...

Is the day I will believe that they are no longer together.

Because right now...

It's pretty obvious who Robert wants to spend his time with.

You know the one...

Stunning brunette with green eyes as wide as the moon...

Petite but legs that never quit...

Naturally gorgeous.

And the only girl who has shown up 

CONSISTENTLY

in Roberts life-- With Robert

for at least 2 years now.

Yeah.

That be Kristen.

;)

Kristen seems to like to touch Rob's thigh...

3. Oh I've written and deleted about a billion times now.

I keep writing things...

Then thinking that maybe I should just NOT.

It's not worth it.

I mean...

I love to stir the shit as much as the next guy...

But sometimes.

The arm gets tired.

Sometimes

You just want to sit back and enjoy

the upcoming promotion for WFE

And how Gorgeous and Talented Robert is...

Or how Beautiful and Talented Kristen is...

Sometimes you just want to enjoy

the occasional glimpses into Rob and Kristen's life...

(However fleeting)

And just know that you don't need constant validation

for what is right in front of your eyes.

Sometimes 

You just don't want to deal with the

Angry. Bitter. Foam.

Sometimes

you just want to sit back and enjoy the show.

Because it really is a good show.

Very entertaining...

(albeit kinda frightening)

and beyond fascinating.

If you like Sci-Fi kinda weirdness

with some psychotic lunacy thrown in.

Sometimes you just want to laugh.

And smile.

And be happy.

Because when you look at Robert's face

whenever he is near Kristen...

You can see how happy he is.

And when Kristen lets you see

an unguarded moment when she looks at Robert

You can see how happy she is, too...

And what's wrong with that?

What's wrong with being happy

That two people have found each other?

Found love.

Found happiness.

Nothing.

Nothings wrong with that.

It's good.

It's grand.

Because that's what love is.

How OLD is that hat?

And to close...

Thomas Sturridge.

What do I have to say?

Well...

I watched Pirate Radio for the gazillionth time.

Why don't I get tired of watching you smile?

Why do I melt when you look out with those piercing blue eyes?

Why do I spontaneously combust

when you utter any word...

in the sexiest British accent...

EVER?

I doe no.

And it's OK.

I don't mind.

At all.

This post is brought to you by the letter *W*

W for

I'm WITH you.

♥♥

 

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- The Way It Should Be

Is it really Kristen? It's been so long...

Dear Kristen,

Please.

Don't.

Under any circumstances.

Let us wait so long to see your beautiful face again.

Truly.

I get that you prefer to be all ninja.

And I'm behind you 99.9% of the time

But when days become weeks...

A little peek is good...

And it's not THAT painful... is it?

And speaking of painful

what's with the thumb, dear girl?

Did you punch someone in the face?

(Oh the thoughts that go through my mind)

Or is being a Vampire harder than you thought?

I hope it doesn't hurt too much...

and you feel better fast.

Oh and one more thing...

How do you manage to look gorgeous

with a hoodie and sunglasses?

Impressive.

I guess for some people it doesn't matter what they wear

Just as long as you are there.

Good to see you are wearing the necklace again...

Did you have to get it fixed?

I bet Rob is happy, too...

Considering the meaning behind it.

Say hello to Robert!

And enjoy your time together in L.A.!

Take care.

Be safe.

♥♥

JFC

Dear Robert,

If looks could kill...

I would be lying on the floor.

Long ago.

I wouldn't have made it past 2008.

How does someone so beautiful...

So gorgeous...

exist in real life?

How?

I'm sure you must have imperfections... somewhere.

But where?

I can't see them.

Hair.

Perfection.

Face.

Perfection.

Body.

Perfection.

Personality.

Perfection.

Everything I can see.

Everything I can hear.

Perfection.

Thank You for your perfection.

Thank you for not realizing 

How perfect you are.

I adore you.

Perfectly.

Say Hello to Kristen!

And take good care of her!

Have fun in L.A.

Take care.

Be Safe.

♥♥

Dear Tom,

Um.

What's with the blue eyes?

And the pink... plump... lips?

And.

That scruff.

And that floppy hair.

WTF Tom?

Yeah, I know you wear that silly baseball hat...

And you are fond of 'jumpers'

that belong to Robert

or have ducks and flowers on them...

And I know you seem to have a penchant for red plaid...

but sheesh.

Do you have to make my stomach flip/flop

when I see a picture of you?

I love you, Tom Sturridge.

I do.

Once I heard you speak...

I was a goner.

Boom.

Zing.

TO THE MOON!

Thank you for being such a good friend to

Robert and Kristen.

No one could ask for a better friend.

And thanks for always wearing interesting clothes.

You are the king of Hobo Chic.

The master.

I bow down to your originality.

Good luck with your play.

I wish I could come to London to watch you on stage...

But alas...

For now I will have to keep Pirate Radio 

on a continuous loop.

Take care.

Be safe.

♥♥

This post is brought to you by the letter *W*

W for wishful thinking.

W for 

wondering what Rob and Kristen are doing right now.

Together.

Because you know they are.

Heh.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

This Never Happened Before

Paul McCartney

I'm very sure, this never happened to me before
I met you and now I'm sure
This never happened before

Now I see, this is the way it's supposed to be
I met you and now I see
This is the way it should be

This is the way it should be, for lovers
They shouldn't go it alone
It's not so good when you're on your own

So come to me, now we can be what we want to be
I love you and now I see
This is the way it should be
This is the way it should be

Rob and Kristen- Do You Believe in Magic?

Rob really pulls off the grey hoodie. SHOCK and AWE!

I have a lot of thoughts today.

Nothing new there...

Since I tend to overFUCKINGthink everything.

But.

Sometimes I really want to be the kinder, gentler Rose...

Not so prickly and thorny.

Can I do it?

Is it possible?

Probably not.

At least not all the time...

and there will always be some people

who bug the living shit out of me

(living shit... how fucked up is that thought?)

So I will always feel the need to either 

respond to the inane foaming...

or bite my tongue.

I guess it depends on my mood on any given day.

Rob really pulls off a blue t-shirt, too... who knew??

So.

I get a lot of emails.

A lot of DMs.

And no...

I'm not going to repost them here

(at least not today)

These emails ask me a lot of questions...

So here goes...

1. "Do you think that BecauseIam Tumblr acct really has inside info?"

Well.

Although I don't 'do' Tumblr... 

I have had this acct brought to my attention.

(and yeah, I know it's not spelled right.)

Look.

This person is stating their opinion.

Not always in a very nice way...

But then...

I'm not exactly sugar and spice

and everything nice.

But she is allowed to have one... isn't she?

Don't like what she has to say?

Don't read it.

Doesn't get much easier than that.

She says she is 'sent' things

and I know how that goes.

I'm 'sent' things all the time.

Are they for real?

Sometimes.

Do I always believe them?

No.

I will say this...

I have seen 'private' pictures

(yeah, they do exist)

that would make you 'believe' in Rob and Kristen.

Together.

And that's all I'm going to say about that.

Rob looks pretty fantastic with red flowers behind him... *GASP*

2. "Why do Rob and Kristen continue to be "cryptic" in their answers

in the whole are they/aren't they debate?

I think they have gotten long past cryptic.

They just don't discuss it.

At all.

Kristen is right...

She answers one question

and then there will just be another. And another.

I honestly don't believe they are trying to fan any flames...

They don't WANT to talk about their relationship.

They shouldn't have to.

I think it's a personal choice.

One that they both obviously agree on.

If there wasn't a relationship TO discuss...

Why go to all the trouble to avoid it?

To me...

It's not a debate.

It doesn't need constant validation.

It just IS.

Here's a surprise! Rob looks good in brown!

3. Why does the fandom seem to know about supposed 

"lovers rendezvous " months in advance?

Some insider knowledge.

But mostly common sense.

Rob was in Budapest filming...

It was logical for Kristen to show up there.

Kristen was filming in Montreal...

Common sense tells me that Rob will show up.

And guess what?

HE DID!

It's like me saying that Rob will spend Kristen's birthday with her this year.

I think he will.

It's not "PR"

It's just logical deduction

Robert and Kristen

have spent the last 3 of Kristen's birthdays together...

So what are the odds that they will be together for the next one?

I'm willing to place that bet...

;)

Rob always looks fanfuckingtastic with a cig hanging out of his mouth.

4. "Why do you ship Robsten SO hard?"

I don't ship it.

It's not like I went into this fandom

WANTING

Rob and Kristen to be together.

In fact...

Back in the latter months of 2008

(Fuck me... has it been that long?)

I was enamored of Robert Pattinson...

But still wasn't sure who/what Kristen Stewart was about.

And you know what else?

I was JEALOUS of her.

I was.

(OK... a small piece of me still is... like DUH)

Here this girl was...

Getting all up close and personal

with this wonderfully handsome

intelligent, witty, gorgeous, sweet adorable guy.

(And he was shamelessly flirting with her)

And I was inclined to be a bit envious of that.

But I never thought

"OH PLEASE LET EDWARD AND BELLA COME TO LIFE!!"

Please.

A break. Give me one.

I just watched it unfold before my eyes.

I didn't NEED it.

I didn't WANT it.

I didn't pray to the Twilight Gods to let it be so.

It just WAS.

I watched Rob and Kristen get closer and closer.

I knew they were flirty...

But it probably wasn't until the VF shoot

(and oh god... the video)

That I thought... OH OH

We got a little sumthin sumthin going on.

It escalated from there.

And then they started showing up everywhere together.

On their own time.

Time they could spend with any one they wanted to...

Yet.

It was always each other.

And it still is.

Over 2 years later.

THAT'S why I think they are together.

So no...

I don't SHIP anything.

I just BELIEVE in what I see.

Lookie here! Rob looks GREAT with Kristen!

Final thoughts?

Is there ever a final thought?

Nope.

I can only wish...

1. There is always going to be two sides of this fandom.

Those who believe.

Those who don't.

I think my points are valid...

They think theirs are...

I want to say...

TO EACH THEIR OWN.

But I do draw the line at personal attacks...

and constant bitter trashing of Kristen Stewart

and/or Robert Pattinson.

I happen to like both of these people.

A lot.

You don't have to.

That's cool.

But if you are a fan...

Don't you just want Robert to be happy?

And/Or Kristen?

Together or apart.

At the end of the day...

It's really not THAT serious.

Truly.

Smile.

Laugh.

It really does make you feel better.

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for TOM STURRIDGE

Did you really think I would forget??

Tom looks good with ducks?

Yes folks.

Tom.

That damnable hat.

And the duckie/flower 'jumper'.

Why is it called a jumper?

I mean...

I don't really get 'sweater' either...

as in sweat?

Really?

Jumper.

Sweater.

No matter how you look at it...

Tom is ALL kinds of cute.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Where Else Would They Be?

All you gotta do is smile that smile... and there go ALL my defenses.

Is there anything better than smiley happy Rob?

I just love how his smile reaches every corner of that gorgeous face.

Rob was on ET (I guess you can tell that)

Talking about WFE

And he's all kinds of cute...

And...

God.

I just love him.

And...

I can't wait until WFE comes out.

I

Can't.

Wait.

Just how TALL is Robert??

Anyway.
Although there is a part of me that loves seeing
Robert and Kristen
together
There is always that part of me that wishes that
some of these things would remain...
unseen.
Yeah..
The whole double edged sword thingy.
I don't know where these pictures came from...
I just know that they are all over the place.
I've seen a few of them before they were 'leaked'.

But now they are out in the open...
so...
What's to say?

Thing is...
Robert and Kristen are NEXT to each other
in almost every picture...
And what do the haters glom to?

"Look at what Kristen is wearing!
Oh No! How dare she!"

That's all they got, folks.
Keep ignoring the fact that
Robert and Kristen
were there TOGETHER.
Constantly engaged in each other...
Looking at each other...
Completely tuned in to each other.

And no...
Kristen didn't just 'tag' along last minute.
Please.

Robert wanted her there WITH him.


Keep focusing on the clothes.
Ignore the obvious.

Awwww.

Kristen is so sweet.
More fan pics.
Kristen at the baseball game this summer.
I remember this whole scenario...
She was supposed to be there just with Garrett..
But there were NO PICS
or something like that.
But now it looks like a lot of the cast were there...
just watching a baseball game.
(and good seats too)

See.
This is where people say..
"Kristen's people are trying to upstage Rob"
or something like that.
Like Kristen is responsible for these pics getting out.
Right.
That is SO Kristen.
Or
That these pictures are being released to
DEFLECT
the fact that Rob and Kristen didnt get to London
for Valentine's Day.
(Insert maniacal laughter here)
Really?
Deflect what exactly?
There is nothing TO deflect.
Just because they didnt get to London
(Hey, they had to work... it happens)
Doesn't mean they werent together.
Seriously?
Of course they were.
It didn't matter the location...
Whether it be some pub in London...
or their own place in Baton Rouge...
(or even a little side trip?)
They. Were. Together.

Where else would they be?

Stop it, Tom. Please. Have mercy.

Shut up.
I can't help but put a picture of Tom in my blog.
You might has well get used to it.
And don't tell me to change the name to
Tom Sturridge Intoxication.
OK?

I can be intoxicated with more than one person at a time.
But it does cause a helluva hangover...
Damn.

Um....

And Tom and Sienna Miller?
Wow.
What do you think it is about Tom...
That sends women who are ending relationships...
Into his comforting arms?
Is he easy to talk to?
Does he listen?
Is he just fun to hang around with?

Probably all of it.

But still fascinating to watch...

;)

Good grief. That Hat!

That's all I got.

Yeah.
I know.
Sometimes I focus on the bullshit...
But dammit to hell
If Rob and Kristen would take off the invisibility cloak
for a few minutes...
I could focus on their purty faces.
Their flourishing careers.
Their ongoing love affair.
Heh.

Oh yeah...

"EXIT STRATEGY"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
wait.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

You.
Can't.
Be.
Serious.
But.
Unfortunately.
You.
Are.

*TWIRL*

This post was brought to you by the letter *B*

B for
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
and
BROTHER!!!

Bye for now
♥♥♥