Robert and Thomas-- Oh My

What a day this has been

What a rare mood I'm in...

Why it's almost

like being...

In LOVE!

Could they BE any happier?

Oh.

My.

God.

What a beautiful day.

A gorgeous most splendid day!

I finally got my wish...

Oh yes.

Robert and Thomas.
Together again.

WITH BEAR!

And...

Hell.

I'm actually so thrilled and giddy right now...

I'm having a hard time focusing on what I want to say

What DO I want to say?

I don't know.

I forgot.

Oh Shaggy and Scrappy... I have MISSED you so much!!

Oh yeah.

Robert and Thomas.

And Bear.

(Oh my)

Look.

Just LOOK.

Rob and Tom are so damn smiley...

(they were until Rob saw the pap)

Just walking along

(WALKING... WITH TOM!!!!)

Being all smiley and cute

and charming and delicious

and wonderful

and pretty

and beautiful

and 

and

stuff.

I'm seriously losing my train of thought.

That's what these pictures are doing to me.

What the hell.

I guess I really missed seeing Rob and Tom together.

I will be twirling for the rest of the day...

week.

month.

year.

I'm afraid I just might be on Auto-Twirl 

from now on...

Just going about my life

and twirling.

And..

I will NEVER get enough of this.

People need to stop going on and on

about Tom's beard.

OK.

So it's a teensy bit bushy...

and OK

it might be a wee bit out of control...

But

Come on

You gotta remember what is underneath that hair

Near perfection.

Probably my favorite picture... Damn.

Yes.

THAT FACE

is hiding under that hair.

It's still there.

Lurking

Waiting for its moment to reappear.

And seriously...

Like Rob isn't going to give Tom 

a run for his beard money?

It will be a matter of days

(No, really)

Before Rob has a bushy beardy thing on his face.

Oh I see great things...

Wonderful things ahead.

Which brings us to...

Completely Cute.

Our lovely Kristen.

OK sure...

It would have been fanfuckingtastic

to have seen Rob and Tom and Kris

smiling and walking Bear...

But 2 outta 3 ain't bad.

Nope.

And it seems like since Rob has gotten

back to LA...

We haven't seen Kristen.

Hmmmmm.

But we have Comic Con starting tomorrow...

And we will see both Rob and Kristen

TOGETHER

and who knows what else we might

get a glimpse of...

Oh the possibilities!

Oh the joy!

Oh the many awesome

perfect

great

things that lie ahead.

You know Kristen is thinking "Man... he's CUTE!"

Do you think she could lean into him any more?

Taylor who?

Thing is...

It doesn't matter who else is around.

Not at all.

Because Rob and Kristen

always seem to be in the 'zone'

when they are together.

You know what I mean...

The 'Bubble'.

They are the only two people who exist.

I feel like I'm intruding just looking at this picture...

My love must be a kind of blind love
I can't see anyone but you.

Are the stars out tonight?
I don't know if it's cloudy or bright
I Only Have Eyes For You, Dear.

The moon maybe high
but I can't see a thing in the sky,
'Cause I Only Have Eyes For You.

I don't know if we're in a garden,
or on a crowded avenue.

You are here
So am I
Maybe millions of people go by,
but they all disappear from view.
And I Only Have Eyes For You.

Yes.

That is the Rob/Kristen Bubble.

It exists.

And it's lovely to watch.

This post is brought to you by Bear.

Thank you Bear for getting my 

2 favorite people together...

Smiling and Walking.

Bear likes Green Sheep.

Bye for now

Day 1

If You Seek Amy

So.

This is the 3rd post I have written.

I keep saying too much...

and then clicking 'new post'.

I feel like I need to address what happened yesterday

But I don't really feel the need to dwell on it.

The only reason I do want to touch on some of what

was said is because I'm rather sick and tired

of people telling me what I meant

telling me what I'm thinking

telling me how I feel.

It's bullshit.

This whole drama included me just because

someone ASSUMED that I was involved with BWAN.

She didn't ask me.

She had no proof.

She just ASSUMED it had to be me

Because... well...

WHO ELSE COULD IT BE???

So then she proceeded to @RoseSee every other word

and drag me thru her bullshit drama

That I had nothing to do with.

Strangely enough...

There are a lot more vocal people in this fandom than me...

Who can be very loud at times.

I write this blog... and tweet.

That's it.

And although I used to blog every day like it 

was my religion...

You may have noticed that I don't quite have the time

to even do that anymore.

So yeah.

I was accused of being behind BWAN...

And I will be perfectly honest that I was rather flattered.

I think they have written some intelligent

witty.. sarcastic

and flat out funny as hell posts.

I don't have a problem with BWAN.

But if you think about it...

Do I really need ANOTHER blog to say basically the same thing

that I already talk about in this one?

And while I appreciate BWAN's reasoning about having

to keep their identity secret

(it's hard to be a mole if people know who you are)

I stand behind every word I write

and feel no need to apologize for any of it.

Needless to say... the girl who started all this DID apologize to me

for her assumption...

And for what its worth...

she did seem genuinely sorry.

I have no ill will towards her.

She is entitled to her opinion of me and my blog.

It just didn't have to be like this...

But that leads me back to people being 'upset' about 

what I post.

Apparently because I call out the haters on their bullshit...

I make it worse.

Worse for who?

 I'm not a hater.

Show me where I have EVER said I have hated anyone.

No. I don't even hate the haters.

I have NEVER made my blog posts personal.

I don't call people out by name

I don't bring up their families... or their jobs.

I haven't made fun of anyone's appearance

or age... or relationship status.

And believe me... they have done it to me

on more than one occasion.

I don't chase them down on other blogs/forums...

or attack them on their twitter accounts

trying to get them to agree to my point of view.

If someone is reading my words...

they seek me out.

Not the other way around.

I just point my finger in the general direction...

but not at anyone specifically.

Because believe it or not...

I don't think ALL Nonst*ns are foaming hyenas.

I actually like a few.

At one point not too long ago

one of the mods over there 

shared some DMs with me...

and guess what?

I liked her.

She wasn't all that different from me.

She had kids...

and she was somewhat perplexed by

the extreme factions of this fandom.

Just like me.

We just disagreed on Rob and Kristen being together.

And I was perfectly OK with that.

I think she was too.

No... we don't talk anymore...

(Not sure what happened there.. but it was on her end)

But it just goes to show...

I'm not some Nonnie Hunter out to hunt them to extinction.

I can live and let live...

I just don't like the 

vicious, vile, venomous vitriol

(say that 5 times fast)

that is directed at Kristen

Should I ignore it?

Will that make it go away?

Will it get better if we pretend it doesn't exist?

Does my talking about it make it worse?

Can it get much worse?

Do I think Kristen needs defending?

Well... apparently I do.

Because I just don't get it.

Yes. 

Everyone is entitled to their opinion.

And that's all fine and good 

We all have one.

Go forth and frolic with your opinion!

But the hatred towards Kristen isn't an opinion.

What does she do that deserves such bitter anger?

She doesn't smile enough?

She doesn't dress the right way?

She wears a gold ring on her finger?

She drives a Mini Cooper that needs washing?

She flips off the paps?

She takes off her heels and puts on her keds?

You don't like her acting?

She's awkward in public?

Do any of these things deserve hatred?

Or is it because she spends a lot of time

with one of the most desirable...

Beautiful

Charming

Men on this planet?

A man who chooses to spend his free time...

Again and again...

With her.

And pretty much ONLY her.

Yeah.

That could be why.

Because you take Robert Pattinson out of the Kristen equation...

And they wouldn't even barely notice her.

And they most definitely wouldn't have forums/blogs

dedicated to criticizing her for being human.

For existing.

Because that is what Kristen Stewart does

to incite such hatred...

She EXISTS.

And finally...

(yeah... I know... Shut up)

I've gotten people who have told me that I talk about

the negative side of things too much...

Maybe they are right.

Maybe I do.

Maybe I should just focus on the good things about

Rob and Kristen.

There are a lot of good things after all.

They love each other.

They seem to love to be together as much as they can.

They certainly don't give a rat's ass about

all this petty drama about 

Robsten/Nonsten/Sheep/Hyenas

As long as they are both safe...

And Happy...

Whats else really matters?

And last but not least...

I was told that I talk about Rob and Kristen personal life..

Really?

Do you read my blog?

I speculate where they are on any given day...

I talk about how I think they are completely together

and how gloriously happy Robert always looks

whenever Kristen is near by...

I often find myself getting dizzy over pictures

of Robert walking

To and Fro

This way and That away

Here and There

and Everywhere...

Yes.

I do write about that a lot...

But do I get personal?

Do I talk about their sex lives?

No.

Do I fantasize about Rob?

Well... other than him walking to a pub

to hang out and have a couple of beers with me...

No.

Do I beg for some sort of a sex tape?

No.

Do I devour pictures of Robert's crotch

and speculate on size and girth?

Um.

NO.

I don't get involved in the intimate

personal details of their lives.

I just like seeing them together.

And happy.

Anything else?

Oh yeah.

Rob apparently left Toronto on Friday...

And look... a picture!

And lo and behold...

A vintage clothes shop in Sherman Oaks

Tweeted about having Rob and Kristen

shopping in their store for a while.

So...

I guess...

They

are

together

again.

As Always.

Hey... Ninnies might be irrelevant

but its always fun to push a button or two.

And yes.

Green Sheep.

Forever.

This post is brought to you by Amy and Francis.

Love me hate me,

but can't you see what I see?
All of the boys and all of the girls 

are begging to if you seek Amy

Bye for now

P.S. I have NEVER claimed to have 'inside' sources.

I just give my opinion.

And really?

Lighten the fuck up

Francis.

It's not that serious.

Rob and Kristen-- Sooner or Later

Oh good fucking grief.

Oh how I weep for this fandom sometimes.

Let's see....

1. Rob was at a wrap party for Cosmopolis last night.

And its like the floodgates of stupidity opened up!

First.

ROB IS SMOKING!!!!

Yeah. OK.

Hasn't he always smoked?

I know some people would like to think this is 

some sort of harbinger of doom on 

Rob and Kristen's relationship.

See...

It was speculated that both Rob and Kristen

had tried to stop smoking (or at least slow down)

because neither of them were spotted with 

cigarettes in hand lately...

and if you follow Rob and Kristen

They always seem to have cigarettes in hand.

Yeah, sure...

The lunatic fringe wanted it to be about

Kristen being pregnant or some such nonsense...

But COME ON

she's prepping for a physical part in a movie

Surely a pregnancy makes NO sense?

Not that sense ever stopped anyone before.

JFC

So now that Rob was seen with a cigarette...

and Kristen

(oh this is good shit)

was spotted with a lighter poking out of her jean pocket

(by people who don't really LOOK THAT CLOSELY.. heh)

Well...

Surely this is some sign of the apocalypse... right?

And oh...

Let's not forget that Caitlyn Croneberg 

was seen in Robert's vicinity.

OH MY GOD!

He smiled at her!!!

The guy just wrapped on a movie...

And he can't even fucking go out and enjoy a party

with the cast and crew

without the same lame fucking bullshit drama.

And...

It seems there was some deranged asshat

who was tweeting Caitlyn a lot of vicious disgusting shit...

Just for standing next to Rob and smiling.

Seriously.

Hopefully the account has been taken care of...

and the person institutionalized

but one thing...

The person who tweeted that sickening bullshit

is NO fan of Robert's.

No way.

No how.

(But nice try.)

See Kris.

See Kris Run.

Run Kris Run.

See Kris

See Kris walk

Walk Kris Walk

The point?

Kristen is being stalked by very persistent paparazzi.

Going to get her passport renewed?

Do we need to see that?

Horseback riding..

While mildly interesting the first time...

Do we need to see it again?

And really...

Kristen gets rear-ended by a lady (driving a Jag, no less)

And its front page news.

I mean...

The guy just kept taking picture after picture

after picture.

Wouldn't a few have told the story?

Did you have to just sit there snapping away?

And really...

People think she calls the fucking paps?

REALLY??????

Kristen Stewart.

Who has very vocally declared her intense dislike

of that particular base of human being...

And how they harass and stalk her.

WHO WOULD WANT THAT???

Again...

I'm faced with this whole dilemma of posting these pictures.

It's like...

I love steak.

I really really love steak.

But if I actually sat down and thought about where

the steak comes from...

and saw what they did to get the steak...

I might not ever eat steak again.

I would probably become a vegetarian...

You follow?

I'm usually oblivious to the extremes that

Kristen and Robert are exposed to when stalked by the paps.

I mean...

We see the pictures...

and they look like they are just walking to a car...

or through an airport...

or down a street...

(run Rob run)

But when you actually see the videos...

It makes you pause... doesn't it?

The cameras in their faces...

The flashing lights in their eyes...

The people shouting and yelling

usually obscene things to get a response

They get so close...

And they don't care about them as human beings.

That time...

When Rob was caught in the street

determined NOT to let them follow him home...

And he just stood there

and they just kept taking the pictures...

and it didn't matter that they were all the same

they just kept taking the pictures...

because they could.

And even when Rob pleaded with them

(and God... Rob... pleading... breaks my heart)

They didn't fucking care.

They just kept taking pictures anyway.

See...

If I think about that

If I think how the pics were taken

how they were obtained...

what they shouted at Kristen

or how they followed her to her parents home...

How they just sit there and keep shooting

even though she is just taking stuff out of her car

and putting it in another.

Pretty mundane.

Pretty boring.

Pretty ordinary.

Yet.

Kristen can't do anything ordinary

without it being seen.

Being watched.

If I think about those details...

I might never post another pap pic again.

But I love steak.

So much.

I try to push where it comes from out of my mind.

Just because I want to have my steak

and eat it too...

But I won't wish for any pictures...

I won't long for that sneaky peek into 

Rob and Kristen's life

I will be satisfied with what they are willing to give me.

What they are willing to share.

I can do that.

I can try...

 So... we know Rob had part of his head shaved

for Cosmopolis...

Will he end up looking like this?

I don't have a problem with that.

Short hair.

Long hair.

Greasy hair.

Combed hair.

Whatever.

Is it Rob's hair??

Then I'm good.

I'm more interested in if we will see this sometime soon...

(After Comic Con)

Perhaps heading over to London?

Maybe?

You know that Kristen is going...

And come on now

YOU KNOW Rob will be there too.

It's just a matter of time...

Because sooner or later...

Rob and Kristen

ALWAYS

end up together.

Oh yes indeedy

You know they do.

Oh my.

Someone sent this to me.

Isn't it all kinds of cute?

Tom and Dr. Teeth.

I love it.

I love Muppets.

I love Tom.

Ain't nothing wrong with that.

This post is brought to you by the letter *B*

B for blame.

Stop lumping the lunatics 

into any section of the fandom...

The loonies aren't real fans of either

Rob or Kristen.

They just want an excuse to hate.

And they use Rob and/or Kristen to do it.

B for Bwahahahaha!

Remember that time when they 

wanted to believe it was her BROTHER??

Remember?

B for

Bye for now

Green Sheep.

Forever.

Rob and Kristen- Hot Time in the City

The Hills are alive... with the sound of Ninnies.

Random Thoughts.

1. Bwahahahahahahaha!

2. Oh dear.

The Ninnes over at Nonsense.com have decided

to permanently shut down their hate site.

OK.

So what?

Does anyone really care?

That forum has been irrelevant for a long time now.

Maybe they just finally figured it out...huh?

Did they finally realize how insignificant they had become?

How the very word Nonst*n has become the joke

of the fandom?

Maybe.

Doesn't really matter.

Not that it ever really did.

Not even close.

3. Robert.
Kristen.

Comic Con is coming soon.

Rob is done with Cosmopolis even sooner.

July really has been pretty fucking great, hasn't it?

I mean...

It was kinda a shame that Kristen was finally caught

in Toronto this time...

But I guess since it was her last visit...

She probably didn't care at that point.

I love how people say she just got to Toronto the day

she was papped on the Cosmopolis set.

Really?

We all saw her in the airport leaving on the 4th of July.

She was papped on July 8th?

So it took 4 days to get to Toronto?

Heh.

And yeah... then she just showed up to get her picture taken...

(and she clearly wanted it taken didn't she?)

And left the next day.
Heh.

Except she wasn't seen in the airport until July 10th.

Days later.

Another long flight to LA?

Heh.

Right. Right.

Makes perfect sense.

If you don't have any sense.

Put your head on my shoulder...

Not sure exactly what is up with Comic Con...

But seeing Rob and Kristen interact in public

is always a fascinating to watch.

The body language.

The looks.

The smiles.

Everything.

Fascinating.

Which brings me to...

Oh yes... Rob was watching out for Kristen.

4. I was watching old stuff on my DVR last night.

OK... I have quite a few of Rob's appearances.

OK... a lot.

But that's neither here nor there.

My favorites are always the ones where Rob and Kris

are together...

As I stated above... fascinating.

But the Kimmel show...

Where the above picture was taken from...

was especially sweet.

Like cavity sweet.

Come on... you all remember... right?

Taylor was talking about what they did in Australia...

Kristen was looking at him and started kinda being

all nervous and shaking and rocking a bit...

You see Rob notice...

You see Rob move his leg down to touch Kristen's...

(and it worked... she stopped)

You see Kristen look over at Rob

and silently acknowledge his effort.

I mean seriously.

I fucking love this.

I watched it in slow motion.

(no need to know how many damn times)

And just watching Robert try and take care of Kristen...

Oh.

My.

God.

You just get this sense that he is VERY protective of her.

That he wants to take care of her.

That he is always going to be there for her.

I love how Robert loves Kristen.

Watch it...

In slow motion

(on my DVR its like super slo-mo and so fucking sweet)

It's just one of the many reasons

I believe that they are together.

How in tune they are to each other.

Really.

Watch it.

Now.

Are Shaggy and Scrappy all drunk and cute? Why yes... I believe they are.

5. I think this is the first time I posted this picture

(I'm sure if I'm mistaken I will be quickly told so)

But I think its so incredibly cute seeing 

Tom and Kris and Rob (oh my)

look all blitzed and adorable.

This is a girl who obviously is pretty close

to Rob's best friend.

And you don't get close to someones best friend...

Unless you hang out with that someone

A lot.

You know what I mean?

We've seen other pictures where Tom was protecting her

from the paps

Or helping her get into a cab...

So they are seemingly good buddies.

And that's always helpful to get along with 

your boyfriends best friend.

Reserve water... shower together.

6. I'm guessing after Comic Con

we might hit a bit of a drought.

Kristen will be heading over to London to do SWATH.

When do you think Rob will head over to London?

Before Kristen?

Will he wait and fly over with her?

Is Bear making the trip?

(I have to think... all signs point to yes)

But I guess we shall just have to wait and see.

We do know one thing for sure...

Rob and Kristen always end up together.

Always.

So...

It's just a matter of time

No matter how it works out.

And you know what I really like about this?

Tom will be in London too

(if hes not working on a movie)

And I have to admit that I've missed 

Rob and Tom together

Being all Shaggy and Scrappy Do....

Because you know that if Rob doesn't have to shave

He won't.

Oh it will be a hot summer in London...

I look forward to it.

All for one...

and one for all.

This post is brought to you by the letter *B*

B for

Na Na Na Na

Na Na Na Na

Hey Hey Hey

Good Bye!

If a hyena whines in the woods and no one hears it... 

does anyone give a shit?

B for Beards.

I love them.

Big Bushy Beards.

Bye for now

Forever.