Dear Rob and Kristen and George.

Oh the secrets that George knows...

Hi George--

     Sorry I haven't written in a while. Things are getting kinda crazy in the Rob/Kristen fandom. OK, so you know that they are always crazy... but the lunatic fringe are even more unhinged. I like that. It rhymes. Sorta. And isn't it scary to think that lunatics are even more loony? Makes me just want to pull up a chair and watch what happens.

I Love You.

Yeah, George. People are losing what is left of their proverbial minds. Not that there was much to begin with it. It's painfully obvious that the FRINGE have a high stupidity quotient.

I often say that stupidity should be painful... and I'm guessing it is. Because the FRINGE are always screaming the loudest. Screeching and complaining... as the stupid drills into their head. Yeah. Makes sense now, doesn't it?

So George... as you know... There is much speculation as to Robert's whereabouts. He hasn't been photographed since the end of September. Just about 3 weeks ago.

There have been numerous tweets and sightings of Rob in London.

But of course... people can't accept that he would spend time there with Kristen.

But now, George? Two separate tweets putting Rob in NYC and LA...

and guess what?

HE WAS NEVER IN LONDON AT ALL!!!

Ninnies... Come in Ninnies.

I really don't know what to say anymore, George. I really don't.

Where is the logic in that?

One tweet.

One.

Even if he DID turn up in LA (and that's a big IF) How does it take away from Robert being in London for the past week??

I mean... I get that Rob seems to have mastered the art of getting in and out of airports

without being seen. And truthfully... I LOVE that he hasn't been caught. LOVE IT.

I don't need constant affirmation that Robert is with Kristen. I don't need to know where they are at all times.

I see London...

Some people want to believe that Rob and Kristen haven't spent much time 

together these past months since BD has finished filming. 

Somehow... They believe its more logical that Rob has been SECRETLY dating some unknown girl... instead of being with Kristen.

Really.

Don't look at me like that George... Don't bite the messenger!

Always so happy to be together...

See... The FRINGE seem to think that its more likely that Rob has gone around for months seeing some girl without the public knowing about it. That he has managed to travel and focus on this girl without ever being discovered...

That he has spent time with her without one picture being taken... 

That he has spent days... sometimes weeks with her... all the time going unnoticed.

Where you go... I will follow.

Well... You know what, George?

It's true.

Rob has been able to visit his girlfriend undetected...

He has been able to spend time with her... a lot more time than people realize...

He has made every effort to be with her as much as possible.

The only flaw in their theory?

Well... the girlfriend is KRISTEN.

Always has been.

Always will be.

Not. That. Girl.

And that's the girl he's been seeing so much more than anyone even knows about.

How good is Rob at getting in and out of airports?

He's had a lot of practice these past few months...

(And really, George... why is it plausible that Rob can do this with some mysterious girlfriend... but not Kristen?)

So George. I guess we should just (pardon the expression) let the dogs have their bone.

They will never let it go. They are clinging to that bone so tightly.

Even if there was a picture of Rob in London today...

They would still screech 'It's only for work'

And let's face it, George...
It doesn't matter where Robert is.
It doesn't change his relationship with Kristen.
Kristen always knows where Robert is.
That's all that matters.

I miss Shaggy and Scrappy...

And finally George...

You knew I couldn't post without bringing up Thomas.

I adore him, George... I do.

And as I have told you, his film Junkhearts is being shown at the

BFI London Film Festival

http://www.bfi.org.uk/lff/node/1721

That's this Friday and Sunday.
Will Tom be there? (I hope so... it's been a while since we've seen him)
Will any of his friends be there?
I guess we shall have to wait and see.

I love you, George.
Until next time.

This post is brought to you by letter *S*

S for SUCKER

Don't be one.

BELIEVE MY TWEET!!!

S for Surprise!

It's gonna be good!

You're in for one...

A BIG one.

I love beards...

And last but not least...

For Thomas Sturridge

(of course)

I wanted to put in his quote about working with Kristen.

“It was so terrifying entering into that world 

and what was great was just having someone that I knew 

and actually working with her.

She's just a fucking extraordinary actress, 

just really, really extraordinary 

and it's astonishing just to see her do her job.”

Extraordinary.

That about sums it up.

Bye for now

STILL Twirling!

Rob and Kristen- Action... Reaction.

For every action

There is an equal and opposite reaction.

Part of what makes this fandom SO interesting
is watching how people react.
I know I've said it before...
But it's fascinating to see the wide range
of emotions that are expended
over...
What exactly?
You tell me...
I honestly think people are either so fucking bored
that they need to make drama where there isn't any...
I get that the bullshit can be entertaining at times.
But pick your battles, people.
Come on.





ACTION


billy_burke Billy Burke  
John Wayne, Liz Taylor and others just shat their graves... 
'Twilight' Actors to Be Immortalized at Grauman's Chinese bit.ly/oe6x2r

Oh no!!!

Billy Burke tweeted somewhat of a 'put down' about 

Rob/Kristen/Taylor 

Getting their hand-prints at Graumans.

I suppose he was trying to be sarcastically humorous...

Or maybe he was looking for attention...

Or maybe he was just giving his opinion.

REACTION

             Well you can imagine...

             Part of the fandom got all up in arms about what he said...

like it was a personal dig at Rob and Kristen

    You know...

Show some class, Billy...

Rob and Kristen always talked well of you, Billy...

Etc..

The other side?

Well..

For some reason they took it as some sort of victory.

Not sure why.

GO BILLY!!!

YOU TELL THEM BILLY!!

OK, So they tried to make it about Kristen.

Billy was of course just dissing on her...

Not Rob or Taylor.

I'm sure if it was just Rob being hand printed

The reaction would have been somewhat different.

billy_burke Billy Burke 

OH calm down peeps! It's called SATIRE. 
We all know I'm just a bitter old actor 
(who likes to say out loud what other people are thinking).

Satire, huh?

Obviously Billy got the attention he was looking for?

Perhaps not what he expected?

Or did he?

Billy Burke

Rebel.

Saying out loud what other people are only able to think about...

billy_burke Billy Burke

   
Ur welcome. Happy to get the remedial up in arms on a Monday.

 BTW kids, Rob, Kris & Taylor GET THE JOKE. 

Trust me. All in good fun. X

The remedial.
Nice.

I guess he prefers people not say out loud what they are thinking...

Especially if they don't agree with him.

Personally?

I'm sure Rob and Kristen would get the sarcasm.

I have to say that the original tweet didn't bother me at all...

And I can only imagine his @'s being inundated with people

yelling at him for having an opinion.

I think ol' Billy there... 

Got exactly what he wanted.

ACTION

Nikki Reed announced (via twitter, mind you)

That Sunday was "the most magical day of my life"

I'm guessing this was while they were on their honeymoon?

Not sure.

Her newly betrothed husband also tweeted...

"Yesterday was the most amazing day of my life...

Everything was perfect.

I'm officially a married man!

WooHoo!"

I can almost picture it...


"Honey? I know we are on our romantic honeymoon...
But let's just get on the computer
and let all of our fans know how gloriously happy we are!"


REACTION

I hear crickets...

Personally?
I hope Nikki finds her happiness with Paul
At least when she disappears into oblivion...
She won't be alone.
That's nice... right?

ACTION


There have been numerous tweets placing Robert 
in London.
From airplanes... to set visits...


Is it true?
Can it be so??

The English boyfriend is back in England.

REACTION


Depending on which side of the fence you are on...
Depending on your sanity/logic capacity...
Reactions varied.

Rob can't be in London!!

If you prefer the 'partying living the single life' Rob...
You are in panic mode.
You are in deep stages of denial.
(would that be undenial denial?)


WE HAD AN EXIT STRATEGY!
HOW DARE ROB GO VISIT THAT GIRL
10 DAYS BEFORE HE HAD TO BE THERE!
IT'S ALL FOR WORK!
WORK I TELL YOU!
WORK!

The SS Ninnie has hit reality!

If you prefer logic...
and reasoning...


Where else would Rob be?

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Where is Kristen?
London.
Where is Robert?
London.

It was inevitable...

Of course he's with Kristen.
I'm sure he went there as soon as he could...
Hence the fact that he's there already
over a week before Promo officially starts.
Yes.
Of course.


So one side
isn't reacting very well, I'm afraid...

I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.

The other side.
The right side.
The good side.
The sane side.
Is taking it all in stride.
Because we always knew the truth.
We always expected
Rob and Kristen
to end up together.

It's GOOD to be happy!

Sure...
You can say 
"Pics or it didn't happen"
or
"He's only there for work"
or
whatever excuse you want to use...
Thing is?
Ever since Kristen said
"It's obvious"
It's has become even more so.


I'm eagerly anticipating Rob's upcoming interviews.
I think they will be very interesting...


Truth is Truth.


This post is brought to you by the letter T

T for Truth.
Robert and Kristen are
Together.
Again.


Why question fate?


T for Tom Sturridge

I adore him.
Junkhearts is coming out soon...
It's at a British Film Festival 
this weekend...


I only can only hope to actually see this movie someday.
Bad, evil Tom...
I'm hearing good things.
Wonderful things.


Bye for now

Happy is better!

Rob and Kristen- Isn't It Obvious?

We are going for a helluva ride!

Yes folks...

Grab your popcorn

Make sure you have plenty of beverages.

Shit is getting good.

Can you hear it in my voice
Was it something I let slip
Does the whole world know
Isn’t it obvious?

I'm not sure why people get all worked up over nothing.

Rob is in L.A.

Panic.

Rob goes to London.

Panic.

Calm the hell down.

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain...

Yeah.

Robert hasn't been seen in a while.

Quite a while.

I mean...

If you are going to go with the 

"Pics or it didn't happen"

Then the last time Rob was 'seen' in LA?

September 30th.

So what then?

Has Robert just been a ghost?

Not existing for the past 2 weeks?

My Ghost is English...

Because some people were SO eager to believe

that Rob was out every night getting drunk and hitting on random women.

I never saw ONE picture of him in a bar.

With any other woman.

Nope. Not one.

We saw Rob in a car.

2 weeks ago.

I’m the one who’s in control
Now i’m acting like a fool
Do my feelings show?
Is my face aglow?
Isn’t it obvious?

Yet, people were assuming that Rob

was out partying and living the 'single' life.

Right.

Guess where Rob is now?

That I don’t know what I’m doing anymore
i’m feeling like a little girl
Caught up in emotions
I’m out of control
Isn’t it obvious?

So. OK.

NOW Robert is being seen all over London.

Including on set with Kristen.

True?

Obvious is Obvious.

If you didn't have an agenda...

If you just followed logic and common sense.

You wouldn't be at ALL surprised that Robert

was back in the UK.

I'm thinking that was his plan all along.

Get done what needed to get done...

And get back to where you once belonged.

(Thanks Paul)

He wouldn't have left if he didn't have to...

And he got back as soon as he could.

Now...now...

Don't be mad.

It really can't be surprising that

Rob turns up with Kristen...

Not after it keeps happening over and over again.

So much for Exit Strategy!

Do you see my hands, they tremble
Wonder why I can’t look you in the eyes
Don’t know how long
I can keep this inside
Isn’t it obvious?

I don't need to see a picture of Rob and Kristen.

Like I said before...

I like that he's staying out of the public's needy eyes.

And you know that Paparazzi in England

has been a bit hampered lately because of all the scandals

that have been going on...

So maybe it is just easier to get around

to get in 

to get out

to get all about

without being noticed.

You know?

Suddenly these emotions are in control of my heart
Can you see it in my eyes
Every glance, every smile
Must give me away
And I feel so much I can’t hide

We don't NEED to see Robert and Kristen together.

We don't NEED to know that wherever Kristen is...

Robert will soon follow.

We don't NEED affirmation that 

Robert and Kristen

Always.

End.

Up.

Together.

Because they do.

Always.

Besides...

Where else is Robert going to go?

And do you really think this is the first time he's done this?

Really?

Point and  Laugh.

This post is brought to you by... Twirling.

Because even if Rob showed up in Albuquerque tomorrow...

It won't change a thing about his relationship with Kristen.

And we all know it's true.

What number is it again?

And by Thomas Sturridge.

Whom I adore.

Completely.

Bye for now.