Instant Karma's Gonna Get You

Rob really seems to be enjoying himself here...

This has been kinda a shitty week... hasn't it?

There are people that I love...who are sick.

No justice for Trayvon.

(and I'm not going to say any more on that topic)

And Corey Monteith died.

I really liked him.

He was talented... and seemed so sweet.

And now he's gone so young.

Tragic.

Sometimes you just want to get away from sad stuff...

Sometimes you just want to have a laugh.

A giggle.

A guffaw.

Well.

You came to the right place, Folks.

For today is email day.

I pulled out some of the more amusing

and confusing

questions/statements from recent emails.

Ready?

Oh and

The bits and pieces of emails

you are about to read are true.

The spelling might be changed so you can understand them.

Because let's face it...

These be some stupids peoples.

They so dumbs.

Ha.

Why do you even pretend to like Rob? 

All you care about is Rob with Kristen. 

You should change the name of this blog to Robsten Intoxciation.

ZZZZZZZZZZZ. If you tell me what intoxciation is... 

Why do you have to be such a nasty bitch about fans being proud of Rob?

 What's wrong with that?

 He's finally free of that home-wrecker and we can properly idolize him now.

STFU

I gave MY opinion. You come to MY blog to read MY opinion.

 Don't complain when you don't like what I have to say.

I think certain people in this fandom get carried away 

with the fangirling over Robert.

 It's crossed the line to C.R.E.E.P.Y.

(and yeah... if you think I'm talking about you... I probably am.)

Shoe. Fits. Slide. It. On.

What do you think about Kristen's new ring? 

Engagement ring?

 Do you think its from Rob?

Yes. No. To get to the other side.

Do you think Rob and Kristen are together right now?

I don't think they have ever been far apart.

Stupid sheeps. Your so delusional. Robsten is over. Deal with it.

If you really believed that you wouldn't be bothered by what 'sheeps' say.

You wouldn't work so hard pushing your agenda

 on Kristen's friends twitter/insta accts.

The "sheeps" are just calmly grazing in the field... 

eating clover and being all soft and warm and fuzzy and cute.

Meanwhile the hyenas are frantic and desperate... 

scared of what is about to happen.

And you have EVERY reason to be scared... 

*cue evil laugh*

Hey bitch! What are your plans to celebrate the Rupsten anniversary?

 I bet you can't wait! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

 I plan to have a party!

 Get ready for some FUN sheep!

Yes. I'm so SURE this 'anniversary' means so much to you! But truly...

what are you going to do any differently than you have the last 365 days?

Be vile and disgusting about Kristen?

Post those same tired 50 pictures?

Make up lies and innuendo to try and hurt someone you don't know?

You do that EVERYDAY... 

You cling to to that day like it's your reason for living...

Wait.

Not like its your reason for living... It IS your reason for living.

Only the Hags and the Rags haven't moved on from a year ago.

Think about how you supposedly have gotten what you wanted...

and you still are living in the past.

A fucking YEAR.

Kristen owns you.

Remember that.

Lock. Stock. And bottom of the barrel.

Who do you think is in the truck with Rob?

Money. Sex. Money. Sex. Cat.

What happened with Bear and Bernie?

 Did Rob really take both the dogs away from Kristen?

No. Rob wouldn't ever take the dogs away from Kristen.

Idiots want to believe that Rob and Kristen never talk or see each other

 and that is pure fiction.

You'd be surprised at just how much...

Kristen loves those dogs just as much as Rob does.

I find it amusing that when Bernie came into the picture

 Haters screamed it was only Kristen's dog! 

Rob has Bear... Kristen has Bernie!

 They even called Bernie a FAMEWHORE!

But now... they both belong to Rob?

How convenient.

Bear and Bernie belong to both Rob and Kristen...

Together.

Still.

walk this way.

Why do you seem so down on Dior Rob?

Have I said anything remotely negative about Rob at all?

Or are you confusing the fact that I find people gushing over the most

ridiculous detail hilarious and open to sarcasm?

"ROB IS WEARING A WHITE SHIRT! MY OVARIES ARE EXPLODING!"

(and these women have LOTS of ovaries cuz those bitches are exploding

all the damn time)

"ROB IS SITTING IN A BATHTUB! WET ROB! (except he's not)

"LOOK AT THE WAY HE IS LOOKING AT THE MODEL OFF CAMERA!

"GAWD I CAN'T TAKE IT! HE'S KILLING ME!"

People seem to forget... these ads were shot over 6 months ago.

They act like it happened yesterday and now Rob is all hot with this model.

Anyone but Kristen... right?

And for the record.

I'm excited to see this ad campaign and I'm thrilled for Rob

I follow both Rob and Kristen's careers very closely.

I'm so happy they are both back to work...

because I think that is when they are happiest.

I buy tickets to see their movies.

I buy all the movies when they come out on DVD.

No, I don't always post my thoughts about it here

Mostly because this isn't a 'news' blog...

And mostly cuz you can go to RobertPattinsonLife and KristenStewartNews

to get all the info you may crave and desire...

I fucking ADORE Tom Sturridge.

They both look incredible in this picture...

But Tom.

Always Tom.

Green Sheep.

Forever.

This post is brought to you by what you know.

You know even less now.

Bye for now

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

This is still one of my favorite Rob/Kristen moments.

The way he looks out for her.

The way he takes care of her.

You don't 'fake' that.

That's not an act.

He saw she was nervous and shaking...

He gently nudges her to remind her

that he is right there

That it will be OK.

He's not going to let anything happen to her.

That is Rob and Kristen.

And as it goes...

That is MY impression of Rob and Kristen.

I don't speak in absolutes like so many do.

I only speak to what I see

What I know.

I truly believe that this fandom is afraid.

All of it.

For different reasons.

Serious walk.

The Ninnies are terrified that their 'single' Rob

is just a myth... a fantasy fed to them by gossip rags.

The Nonberts are petrified that their 'baby girl' truly

hasn't walked away from Rob...

The Robsten/Shippers are afraid to hope.

They want so desperately to believe

but remain cautious and wary.

The Robsessed are worried too...

They try so hard to just focus on Rob

but are scared that Kristen is still in his life

because they are Ninnies at heart.

Did I leave anyone out?

G.O.R.G.E.O.U.S.

Pictures come out...

and immediately it is a statement

as to the status of Rob and Kristen.

Rob goes to a Beyonce concert with friends

So of course he's enjoying 'single' life.

Lord knows you can't love someone

and go and enjoy a concert.

That's forbidden.

Kristen goes to Paris for Fashion week

so that means she's 'showing' the world

that she's happy and single.

We all know that Kristen has never gone to

Fashion week before and looked fabulous

and been glowing with happiness.

Rob goes grocery shopping with his buddy...

"Rob is free!"

"Look how happy he is!"

For sure!

Grocery shopping is something only guys

who cherish their freedom can do.

I guess he better stock up now...

(AND GAWD HE BOUGHT TIDE... DED!)

Is she for real?

I get asked a lot

a lot

If I think the redhead in the truck is Kristen.

(and you can 'dead horse' me all you want... go for it)

I will be perfectly honest.

 When I first saw the pictures...

I thought it looked like Kristen

but the red hair threw me.

But truly

Everyone that posted those pics added

'Kristen Stewart lookalike' to their narrative.

So.

Why isn't it Kristen?

Because they have 'broken up'?

Because of the red hair?

In the sunlight... her hair IS red.

Who knew?

I mean... look at the above picture.

Pretty much the same shade of red... yes?

And then you add in the glasses.

and the profile...

and yeah.

It's a definite Kristen Stewart LOOKALIKE.

Or just Kristen Stewart.

Period.

I can't believe it either...

Does that make me in denial?

I don't think it does.

I'm just calling it like I see it.

I'm not making shit up.

It's all there.

It's my perception.

Of course it might not be reality.

We might never know who that girl is...

But at least I realize that 

Just like you have to at least consider it could be her.

You don't have to believe in Rob and Kristen.

You don't have to think that is Kristen in the truck.

You don't have to think that Kristen was incredibly

gorgeous and fabulous and glowing with happiness in Paris

(and only one guy makes her look like that)

It doesn't matter to me.

But unless you are hating on Rob and/or Kristen

I will respect your opinion...

and I won't force feed you mine

and judge you because of it.

I realize that my thoughts are clouded by the last four years.

How can they not be?

We had four years of love and devotion

I don't believe either one of them can just turn their back on that.

They share so much.

They went through so much.

They love so much.

Yes.

I'm one of the 'hopeful' ones.

I'm not afraid to admit it.

I believe in Rob and Kristen.

And until they show me differently...

I will continue to have faith.

I won't tell you what to believe.

or think.

You can figure it out.

But even if you don't want them together...

and you adore Rob

How about you just leave Kristen alone?

And if you adore Kristen...

How about you just leave Rob out of it?

If you are SO sure of where you stand...

SO positive that this is the end...

Then enjoy it.

Wallow in it.

Roll around in your joy

Why continue to hate on someone that you

think is no longer a factor in their life?

Hating them just shows that you're not certain.

That you're afraid.

Everyday you wake up hoping today won't be the day

that a picture of Rob and Kristen together comes out...

You know its true.

You. Are. Scared.

Otherwise what Rob and/or Kristen does apart from the other

shouldn't matter to you.

Right?

Right.

So fucking true.

And it's coming back around...

See that corner? It's been turned.

This post is brought to you by

My beloved Thomas Sturridge.

I adore him.

Completely.

And this post is brought to you by the word 

Delusional

Maybe people who 'believe' in Rob and Kristen

are said to be a bit delusional for the past 2 months...

I don't know.

But I do know that haters were delusional for over 4 years...

So we ain't even close.

Gnaw on that.

Until next time.

Bye for now

With The Heart...

So.

What's being talked about around the old water cooler

these days?

Let's see.

1. I guess we should start with this one.

Rob was seen driving in his neighborhood

with a 'mysterious Kristen Stewart lookalike'

(honestly... do the rags overuse mysterious a tad much?)

Hmmm.

Kristen Stewart Lookalike.

I will admit she resembles Kristen.

But of course...

IT CAN'T BE HER.

Right?

Heh.

I honestly don't know.

I do know this much...

if these pictures were posted before May

No one would have really questioned who that was.

Everyone would have just thought it was Kristen.

But now of course...

Everything is over analyzed

and everyone is so SURE of what they believe.

But come on now

WE DON'T KNOW FOR SURE.

No matter who you claim it to be

No matter how red Kristen's hair is

No matter how much you hope its not...

or that it is.

(I thought it looked like Drew Barrymore! Hahahaha)

Can I tell you a secret?

Ready?

I'm MUCH more fascinated in what's in the back of the truck.

I mean...

A ping pong table?

Who would have ever thought Rob would just be 

putting all kinds of shit in the back of his truck?

Imagine that.

What a 'man of the people'

Are you proud?

Hahahaha.

Sorry.

Couldn't resist.

But seriously.

He has trash bags in the back...

People go crazy.

Make up stories.

He puts a ping pong table in the back

and he's got a new girlfriend!

What if...

He carried a bunch of baby furniture sometime?

Oh dear...

Or maybe some coffins.

Or he packed the whole back with clowns...

The possibilities are ENDLESS!

What will Rob carry next??

I don't know about you...

But that's what has got me

on the edge of my fucking seat.

Come on Rob!

Show me something I don't know.

2. Kristen went to Paris!

(so that means it can't be her in the truck...

Right?)

Ha.

Yes.

There she is.

And if you ask me

(and you did...you just don't remember)

She looks...

Beautiful.

And no.

I'm not saying that is Kristen in the truck 

with someone who looks like Rob.

(Is it Rob? Maybe it's Kristen

and a mysterious Rob Pattinson lookalike?)

I'm not saying that at all.

But shit.

Her hair really looks red there... 

Hahahaha.

God I hope you all are laughing at this ridiculous

fandom as much as I am.

Please tell me you are.

Please.

(Pretty Please)

3. *sigh*

Thomas and Sienna.

Burberry Ad campaign.

Well.

I have to admit that they are fucking adorable together.

I mean.

I adore Tom on a whole different level here...

I just do.

And do you think it would be easy for me

to turn Nonienna?

I could play the Ninnie playing cards

and hate her for her being with Tom...

or constantly harp on her past mistakes

(and seemingly, some Ninnies have no problem with Sienna

and her past... curious... yes?)

I could make lame twitter accounts and attack

anyone who works with her or says a kind word about her...

I could make blogs and tumblrs

just ripping her to shreds.

I could spend hours a day

just talking shit about her on twitter....

But no. I wouldn't EVER do that.

And do you want to know why?

(you asked...you just don't remember)

 Well... for starters... I'm not a fucking psycho.

And truly, being a fucking psycho obviously takes a lot of time and energy

and who besides fucking psychos have that kinda time?

But because I can look at Tom...

And the way he looks at Sienna

and SEE how happy he is.

SEE how happy she makes him.

I mean...

He is completely smitten.

(Behaving much like someone else we all know)

It's not about what I want.

It's about what makes Tom happy.

(that makes me happy)

And that happens to be Sienna.

Is Tom happy?

Look at him.

That's all that matters.

His life.

His heart.

This post is brought to you by walking.

Towards someone.

To someone.

The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes, 

but with the heart.

Follow it.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Random Thoughts

Couple of things...

1. This is another picture from DIOR.

Rob looks great (Of course)

He's perfect for this type of thing.

You can't go wrong with that face.

So then why must people ruin a good thing?

Getting all worked up over every picture

like they have never seen a picture of Rob 

in a white shirt before!

OHMYGAWD

LAWD

I CAN'T BREATHE!

DED!

OK.

Not only has it been done before...

But I dare say

It was pretty fucking good.

Maybe its the hair.

I guess I miss that tousled mess more than I thought.

I get it.

Rob is gorgeous.

No one is questioning that. Ever.

But that isn't even the point.

Its not DIOR ROB that has the Robjectifiers 

shredding their panties and dry humping every pixel...

Oh no no...

It's the hope

the DREAM

of SINGLE ROB!

Because we ALL know how much more attractive 

Robert is when he is FREE!

Right?

It's not easy to mute/block/ignore the overwrought fangirling...

I haven't seen anything like this since...

Well... 2009.

Hmmm.

Coincidence?

Nope.

I often read how 'them dumb sheeps' only like Rob because he's with Kristen.

But the truth is...

Rob's 'TRUE' fans only like Rob when he's NOT with Kristen.

and as long as he behaves like they think he should...

Good luck with that.

2. This fucking breaks my heart.

I LOVE James Gandolfini.

Sincerely.

When I heard he had died...

I cried.

It's tragic.

James was a phenomenal actor.

But he was not comfortable in the limelight.

Sound familiar?

Its no wonder that he and Kristen clicked on a personal level.

Acting was their job

The rest was stuff you had to deal with.

I just watched James on "Inside the actors studio" yesterday.

You could tell he didn't really want to be there...

He was so uncomfortable being in the spotlight...

talking about himself.

He sometimes fumbled for the right words

He kept his head down...

His hands covering his face

And he rarely made eye contact.

You could tell he did this for the film students.

He wanted to help them.

And when he talked..

He talked to them.

I loved WELCOME TO THE RILEYS

and it is because of the two people in this clip.

This is one of my favorite scenes...

Kristen plays this damaged wounded soul

and she wants his approval.

She needs it.

"Don't be mad at me."

She plays it brilliantly...

and so does he.

So...

Remember what James had to say about Kristen?

Kristen Stewart is one of the mad ones. But mad in a beautiful way. 

And she is determined to make people mad. 

To show them she is more than Bella in Twilight. 

To show them she does burn, and smolder,

 and wants more out of her career and life. 

And smolder she does.

As soon as she steps into the movie On the Road,

 you can’t take your eyes off her.

 As Marylou, whenever she fixes her gaze, 

you see someone who will go as far as she can,

 and do it as mad as she can, to live and feel alive.

 And it is sexy and scary and reckless and smart.

 She can play all of these things. She has them at her fingertips.

 She is just beginning. She is fearless.

 And that can be that good, and that can be very bad.

 But she is smart enough to handle it.

Stick around my friends,

 and there will be much, much more to come. 

Thinking about it, I am smiling already.

This is from someone who KNOWS Kristen.

He didn't have to say anything about her performance in OTR.

But he did.

And he was right.

And now we have what Kristen says about James...

“When I heard of James’ passing I was in New Orleans, 

where we met shooting, and every memory flooded back and gutted me,”

 she tells EW in a statement. 

“I’ll hold that time near to me forever.

 He was immeasurably great.

 My heart goes out to his beloved family.”

Gutted is the perfect word for how this feels.

She didn't have to say anything.

But she did.

And she was right.

Final thought?

There are a lot of people playing the "BLAME GAME" right now.

Kristen's fault.

Rob's fault.

Her friends... his friends.

Blah Blah Blah

Everyone has an opinion.

Not any one of them matters.

Except Rob and Kristen's.

They will figure this out.

I have complete faith.

So keep looking over your shoulder...

It's coming for you.

Heh.

This post is brought to you by...

WALKING.

And there ain't nothing wrong with that.

#ProudFan #Bwahahaha

Seriously.

How fucking ADORABLE is this man?

And where would a post be without

Tom Sturridge!

He's all kinds of adorable too...

Ain't life grand?

Why yes...

Yes it is.

Until next time

Bye for now