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Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Random Thoughts


Couple of things...



1. This is another picture from DIOR.
Rob looks great (Of course)
He's perfect for this type of thing.
You can't go wrong with that face.

So then why must people ruin a good thing?
Getting all worked up over every picture
like they have never seen a picture of Rob 
in a white shirt before!
OHMYGAWD
LAWD
I CAN'T BREATHE!
DED!

OK.



Not only has it been done before...
But I dare say
It was pretty fucking good.
Maybe its the hair.
I guess I miss that tousled mess more than I thought.

I get it.
Rob is gorgeous.
No one is questioning that. Ever.

But that isn't even the point.

Its not DIOR ROB that has the Robjectifiers 
shredding their panties and dry humping every pixel...
Oh no no...
It's the hope
the DREAM
of SINGLE ROB!

Because we ALL know how much more attractive 
Robert is when he is FREE!
Right?


It's not easy to mute/block/ignore the overwrought fangirling...
I haven't seen anything like this since...
Well... 2009.
Hmmm.
Coincidence?
Nope.


I often read how 'them dumb sheeps' only like Rob because he's with Kristen.
But the truth is...
Rob's 'TRUE' fans only like Rob when he's NOT with Kristen.
and as long as he behaves like they think he should...

Good luck with that.



2. This fucking breaks my heart.
I LOVE James Gandolfini.
Sincerely.
When I heard he had died...
I cried.
It's tragic.
James was a phenomenal actor.
But he was not comfortable in the limelight.

Sound familiar?

Its no wonder that he and Kristen clicked on a personal level.
Acting was their job
The rest was stuff you had to deal with.
I just watched James on "Inside the actors studio" yesterday.
You could tell he didn't really want to be there...
He was so uncomfortable being in the spotlight...
talking about himself.
He sometimes fumbled for the right words
He kept his head down...
His hands covering his face
And he rarely made eye contact.
You could tell he did this for the film students.
He wanted to help them.
And when he talked..
He talked to them.


I loved WELCOME TO THE RILEYS
and it is because of the two people in this clip.
This is one of my favorite scenes...
Kristen plays this damaged wounded soul
and she wants his approval.
She needs it.
"Don't be mad at me."
She plays it brilliantly...
and so does he.

So...
Remember what James had to say about Kristen?

Kristen Stewart is one of the mad ones. But mad in a beautiful way. 
And she is determined to make people mad. 
To show them she is more than Bella in Twilight. 
To show them she does burn, and smolder,
 and wants more out of her career and life. 
And smolder she does.

As soon as she steps into the movie On the Road,
 you can’t take your eyes off her.
 As Marylou, whenever she fixes her gaze, 
you see someone who will go as far as she can,
 and do it as mad as she can, to live and feel alive.
 And it is sexy and scary and reckless and smart.
 She can play all of these things. She has them at her fingertips.
 She is just beginning. She is fearless.
 And that can be that good, and that can be very bad.
 But she is smart enough to handle it.

Stick around my friends,
 and there will be much, much more to come. 
Thinking about it, I am smiling already.


This is from someone who KNOWS Kristen.
He didn't have to say anything about her performance in OTR.
But he did.
And he was right.

And now we have what Kristen says about James...

“When I heard of James’ passing I was in New Orleans, 
where we met shooting, and every memory flooded back and gutted me,”
 she tells EW in a statement. 
“I’ll hold that time near to me forever.
 He was immeasurably great.
 My heart goes out to his beloved family.”

Gutted is the perfect word for how this feels.

She didn't have to say anything.
But she did.
And she was right.

Final thought?

There are a lot of people playing the "BLAME GAME" right now.
Kristen's fault.
Rob's fault.
Her friends... his friends.
Blah Blah Blah

Everyone has an opinion.
Not any one of them matters.
Except Rob and Kristen's.

They will figure this out.
I have complete faith.

So keep looking over your shoulder...
It's coming for you.
Heh.

This post is brought to you by...

WALKING.

And there ain't nothing wrong with that.

#ProudFan #Bwahahaha

Seriously.
How fucking ADORABLE is this man?

And where would a post be without


Tom Sturridge!
He's all kinds of adorable too...

Ain't life grand?
Why yes...
Yes it is.

Until next time

Bye for now

Friday, October 29, 2010

Rob and Kristen- Smiling That Smile


Ask and you shall receive. 
People all over the world begging for a peek at Robert...
And he makes this incredibly adorkable video for a school.
Isn't this one of the reasons we all fell so hard for the guy in the first place?
Why yes... yes it is.
And let's take a good look at our boy...
His hair is pretty short...
But I'm sure it will be more Edwardish by the time they start filming.
And his face.
What a face.
But is it just me... or does the boy look young?
I swear in the last couple of Twilight movies
Edward was starting to look his age...
But look at Robert here
He can almost pass for a teenager.
Almost.

It's just good to see his face.
And see him being all cute and funny
and well...
Just SEEING him.

Thank you Robert!


In a lot of places...
Welcome To The Rileys is opening today.
Not here, unfortunately...
But in major cities across the land.
(the land?)
I cannot tell you HOW MUCH I want to see this movie.
The little bits I have seen look fantastic.


Of course the bitter haters are out in full force...
because as soon as Kristen starts getting praised for anything
They have to rip and shred and foam all over it.
All I know is what I see.
Kristen looks fantastic in this movie and her acting is getting
a lot of positive reviews.
Does everyone love it?
Of course not... but you can't please everyone, can you?
The people who work with Kristen...
Their opinions are what matters
and they all love what she does
and they have nothing but wonderful things to say about her.
Hopefully
HOPEFULLY
I will get to decide for myself.


I post this picture a lot, don't I?
I know I do.
But I do have reasons.

1. LOVE IT!
Robert up close and personal with Kristen.
SMILING that SMILE.
Looking so happy.
Getting so close.
LOVE IT!

2. I also love it because it shoots down the bullshit 
that Rob and Kristen always look so 'miserable' together.
That there aren't ANY pictures of them looking like a couple.
They look pretty damn coupley to me.
Picture is crystal clear.
No doubt about it.
Heh.

3. LOVE IT!!!
 

Just posting this because I love how Thomas is
protecting Kristen.
I love it.
Wouldn't it be nice to know that Tom is on your side?
That you can always count on him?
Thank you Thomas... for taking care of her.
 
 
Halloween is almost upon us...
And while I don't get too crazy about it...
I usually do a party or two to celebrate.
Nothing wrong with having some pumpkin juice!

So I'm kinda with Maxine on this one...
I'm liking the "Bitching Hour"
Except it pretty much runs 24/7 around these parts.
IF you know what I mean.
And I think you do.
;)


So this post has been brought to you by the letters
*T* and *M*

T for TWIRLING!!!!
Because EVERYONE is doing it now...
(even those that whined about it)
Bwahahahahahahahaha!

M for MulliganStu!
Sorry.
Couldn't resist.
 
Bye for now
♥♥♥

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Rob and Kristen- It's What You See

Shes got these big green eyes, and they're as wide as the moon.
 
GORGEOUS picture of Kristen.
A lot of WTTR clips are all over the place.
She's brilliant in this role.
Honestly.
When I see her all broken and sad...
I get a bit teary
I want to hug her.
I want to take care of her.
I want to protect her.
I would LOVE for this movie to do well...
I would LOVE for Kristen to get some recognition for her
acting in this movie.
 

I love the whole "Baloo the Bear and Mowgli" comparison.
I mean...
If anyone is a big ol' bear...
It's James Gandolfini.
And tiny, slender Mowgli...
Needing someone to take care of him.
It's Kristen's character.
Love it.

I really NEED to see this movie.
NEED.
WANT.
DESIRE.
 

Sweet sweet Robert.
Where for art thou?
I get it.
You are lying low.
I don't blame you.
But all the stupid 'sightings' are getting on my nerves.
All you need to do is pop your head outside for a second.
That's all.
Just let us have a peek at you.
Let us know you are OK...
Let us know you are all Edward now...
Heh.
Oh...
I cannot wait to see Breaking Dawn Edward!
Oh who the hell am I kidding.
I always want to see Robert's Edward.
I like Robert's Edward.
Roberts Edward.
Sounds like some random guy.
'Nice to meet you Mr. Edward.
But what kind of name is Roberts?"
Sorry.


Ah... sweet Thomas.
Shopping with sweet Carey.
I feel a cavity forming as I write this.

Yeah... so I got a bit of static because
my last few posts haven't really been about Robert.
"What's the name of your blog?"
I get it.
But like I just said...
Robert isn't exactly doing anything for me to write about.
You know?
And here we have adorably cute Tom...
Who would be cuter without so much hair on his face...
But I digress...
Here is Tom.
Getting all kinds of press for hanging out with Carey Mulligan.
Lots of pictures.
Lots of opinions.
 
Some good ones are that Summit is paying him
to hang out with Carey in Los Angeles...
FAR away from Robert and Kristen.
Yes.
I'm sure Tom lives his life for Summit, too.
 
As long as Tom is happy?
I'm happy.
 

Hmmm.
Do you ever wonder if this ever happened in real life?
I don't see Robert getting down on one knee...
But...
I do see him wanting to get married.
To Kristen.
Someday.
Why does that make me giggle?
Because I know there would be a foam explosion
if/when it happens.
Heh. 
 
Final thoughts.
 
Rob and Kristen haven't been seen 'out and about'
They are working.
And when they aren't working...
Just where do you think they are?
Exactly. 
 
“It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see.”
~Henry David Thoreau 
 
My eyes are WIDE open.
 
This post is brought to you by the letters *B* and *T*

B for Baloo the Bear!
and Baby.
and Button.
(Don't ask)

T for TWIRL!

Let's TWIRL with Baloo and Mowgli!


Let's TWIRL again...
Like we did last summer.
Let's TWIRL again
Like we did last year!
Do you remember when, 
things were really hummin',
Come on, let's TWIRL again,
TWIRLING time is here!
 
Bye for now
♥♥♥

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Rob and Kristen Are Like Peas and Carrots.


Sorry.
I feel some sort of weird guilt whenever I don't post
like I feel I am supposed to.
But family, doctors appts., Life...
all get in the way sometimes.
Anyway.

There was SO MUCH KRISTEN yesterday!
Wasn't it glorious?
Picture after picture...
interview after interview
And the girl looked gorgeous!
Everything she wore...
She owned.
From the beautiful dresses
right down to the jeans and green beanie.


Kristen was ALL smiles and laughs...
The girl is positively GLOWING lately.
And let's face it...
when she smiles... it makes her even more lovely.

So there is a lot of great talk about WTTR
Talk about Kristen's performance...
And I have to say what I have seen so far has looked amazing.
The clip they showed on Regis and Kelly?
I got a little... verklempt.
Truly.
Kristen was THAT good.
Hopefully this movie will get better distribution than The Runaways.
This could be something special for her.


Kristen at an afterparty with director Jake Scott.
Oh my the bullshit meter went through the roof with this one.
You know...
One minute Kristen is gay...
The next she is 'doing' her director
(who appears to be married)
Usually people complain that Kristen seems cold and aloof...
But then when she shows affection


Either it's staged...
or it's because she doesn't ever do that with Robert.

Whatever gets you through the night...





Yes.
Clearly these are 2 people who cannot stand each other.
Who are being forced to be together.


Oh... And
In an MTV interview Kristen was asked if she knew what "Krisbians" were.
HILARIOUS!
Except I found myself asking people exactly what was a Krisbian?
I wasn't sure.
ANYWAY.
Kristen laughed at the question...
Said she couldn't lie about it...
and that it pisses one person off...
"Oh you know... my brother"
WOW.
That little tidbit just blew up the drama meter!

"KRISTEN WAS TALKING ABOUT ROB!"
"KRISTEN SAID HER BROTHER... I BELIEVE IT!!!"

You know how it goes.
Yada Yada Yada

Seriously... her brother?
Yeah... OK.
Really?
They really think she meant her brother?
Like her brother would give a shit if there were "Krisbians"?
Um.
Well.
OK.
But...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why is the song "Desperado" coming into my head?
Oh right.
BROTHER!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry. I'm better now.
Promise.



Keep chasing that tail...
It's SO close...
It really is.
You can almost TASTE it.
Heh.

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
You been out ridin' fences for so long now
Oh, you're a hard one
I know that you got your reasons
These things that are pleasin' you
Can hurt you somehow


This post is brought to you by the letter *B*

B for BROTHER!
I mean... really?
You really think that wasn't a deflection?
Really?

B for BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I swear...
I was on the phone with 2 dear friends...
And I laughed my ass off when I watched the video
after reading some of what was said.
Wait.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Shit is funny.

Bye for now.
♥♥♥

Monday, October 18, 2010

Rob and Kristen- From Soup to Nuts



This is Kristen leaving the SCREAM Awards.
Hmm...
Wonder who she is texting?



I have a couple of ideas...
;)

I'm still loving the 'Band of Gold' on her left hand.
Don't ask me why...
Or I might just tell you.


Um.
I'm not sure where to begin here...
But a promise is a promise.
(Right, Buddy? :)

OK.
That is a bowl of soup.
Bull Penis Soup to be exact.
It was on Andrew Zimmern's show...
Bizarre Foods.
Yeah.
Um.
I've only seen a couple snippets of his show in the past...
The guy has a major fascination with
animal testicles/penises.
Really.
He eats them all the time.
Kinda gross.

And kinda funny too.
:-D


Yeah, I know... that's kinda how I feel, too...


I don't think Kristen is interested either...


Well... it IS supposed to be some sort of aphrodisiac...


Have I said too much?


Thomas.
Just felt like adding him in here...
Haven't seen him in a while.
Kinda miss him...
You know what I mean?
Do you think Tom likes soup?
Just a thought.


Parting thoughts.

1. There were two quotes from co-stars recently that created quite
a little bit of a stir.
Well... it only creates a stir in those who don't want to believe...
but anyway...

Jackson Rathbone at the SCREAM Awards
"When Rob & Kristen look at each other as Edward & Bella
and that spark happens, you don't need 3-D for that."
 
And Charlie Bewley
“Those two are just brilliant together. Really. It’s a perfect match.”
 
Just simple, honest thoughts
from two people who actually know Robert and Kristen.
That's all.

 
Kristen is in NYC right now...
Doing promotion for WTTR
(I REALLY REALLY WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE!)
There is some sort of Full Press Screening
and then an after party...
No 'premiere'.
Then tomorrow she is on Regis and Kelly.
So it's a quick trip.
No sign of Robert...
While it would have be AWESOME
if he had shown up...
I completely understand why he wouldn't.
It's not like a red carpet event or anything.
(But I'm still hoping... hehehe)
I suppose they will be together soon enough...
(why does that make me giggle?)
 

So the question is...
Where is Robert Pattinson?
Louisiana?
NYC?
The Isle Esme location?
Kristen's Hotel Room?

Who knows.
All I know is I'm smiling...
BIG FUCKING TIME.

And there ain't nothing wrong with smiling.

This post is brought to you by the letters *B* and *S*

B for Bull Penis Soup
And that will be the last time I write that.
(maybe)

S for Sorry!
You know who you are.
Turnabout is fair play.
 
Bye for now
♥♥♥

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Kristen Stewart- Life is Good.




Kristen Stewart.
At Sundance.
Looking gorgeous as usual.
I'm so happy for her.
Right now...
She has to be on top of the world.
2 films at Sundance.
Lots of 'buzz' about how good she is in
Welcome to the Rileys
The Runaways

POSITIVE comments about her.
And oh yeah...
The guy in her life...
Robert.Pattinson.
Yeah... life is good for Kristen Stewart.



It's pretty obvious that Kristen and Dakota
have become good friends.
It's pretty obvious that the people that work
with Kristen adore her...
and admire her work ethic
her acting skills...
and have nothing but nice things to say about her.
Kristen looks like she bonded with Joan Jett.
Joan put on a concert last night at Sundance.
To say Joan Jett rocks...
somehow doesn't do her justice.
But she is one bad-ass chick.
Love her.
Love Kristen.
Pretty obvious.


Good Grief.
How do I handle all THIS?
*sigh*

I know I said yesterday that I love
Robert with the beard.
But the truth is?
I just love Robert.
It doesn't matter if he is clean shaven...
scruffy...
bearded...
As long as it's Robert.
I'm loving him.

Bye for now.