Never The Twain Shall Meet...

this made me smile. of course. thank you.

Remember when the fandom was only split in two?

The ones who believed Rob and Kristen were together.

The ones who didn't.

That was pretty much it.

Oh sure...

Ninnies and Nonberts were still around

but it wasn't as vicious

and hateful and bitter as it is now.

Now the fractures have fractured...

And it runs to extremes.

We go from those who never believed

that Rob and Kristen were ever together...

to those who believe Rob and Kristen 

are happily married and expecting a baby.

How far apart can you get?

I reside somewhere in the middle.

People seem to think its so clear cut

but its not.

It's complicated.

It's layered.

It's not black and white...

but so many colors.

I'm sure they are in a relationship.

But I can't begin to know

(nor should I)

the extent and depth of that relationship.

I can't say with any certainty

what is going on between them.

Neither can you.

It belongs to Rob and Kristen only.

And guess what?

That's the way it should be.

People say they haven't been seen together since

Rob followed her in his car.

(at least that we got a picture of...)

OK.

But I also know that neither one of them

have stepped out with anyone of the opposite sex... 

in anything close to being a romantic relationship.

Robert Pattinson...

THAT Robert Pattinson

That face.

That man.

And no one is in his life?

(and that doesn't count the fake relationships

that have all been shot down)

And if you go so far to say

"he's seeing people but staying out of the public eye"

Well...

That means the 'people' could be Kristen....

Couldn't it?

(yes...it works both ways.)

And if you're one of those 

who is clinging to the fact that Kristen

hangs out with her girlfriends

as some sort of sign that she is 'gay'

 Rob has been hanging out with his buddies...

(does that mean he's gay too??)

Because isn't that how it works?
You hang out with friends of the same sex
so you of course must be gay?
(Not that there's anything wrong with that)
Please.
As. Fucking. If.

Well...

I say that both Rob and Kristen

have gone out of their way

to NOT be seen with people

that they could be linked to romantically.

To me that is VERY telling on its own.

This will never resolve

until Rob and Kristen

are ready to step out publicly

with the one who holds their heart.

I'm not worried.

Are you?

Final thoughts.

1. The Rover teaser trailer came out... FINALLY.

And it was intense

and dark

and showed how Rob doesn't have to say

a fucking WORD

to convey what he is feeling.

I love that about him.

It was indeed the perfect teaser...

because

Doesn't it make you want to see MORE??

Indeed.

2. "Kristen Stewart, Alec Baldwin and Kate Bosworth

are now confirmed alongside Julianne Moore

 in Memento Films International’s hot -selling drama Still Alice."

That's a sort of teaser too... yes?

Incredible cast.

Everything is coming up Kristen.

The best revenge...

is living well.

3. My adorable Tom.

Let's break this down, Ok?

First we got these pink(?) and blue

swim shorts...

And on close inspection

What I first thought were sharks...

Might just be

submarines.

(Truly..how fucking CUTE is that?)

and then...

We get the flannel shirt.

Yes.

Flannel.

On the beach.

Paired with his shorts...

although I don't think I've ever seen anything

clash so much in my life.

And last but not least

(never least)

is the 

Pièce de résistance...

The Hat.

Personally, I love it.

As hats go...this is one of his best ones yet.

I'm not sure what it is on the hat...

Umbrellas? Fruit? Blotches?

But I love it.

I love him.

Because Green Sheep forever.

This post is brought to you by Happy.

Be happy.

Smile.

And know...

It will be OK.
Promise.

Until next time.

Bye for now.

You Know Who You Are...

Hi--

It's been a while... hasn't it?

Come on now...

It's not like I don't care

Cuz I do.

But contrary to some opinions...

Sometimes you just have stuff to do in life

that has nothing to do with this fandom.

In fact...

Isn't that the way it's supposed to be?

Indeed.

Anyway.

Let's look at the above picture.

Isn't it adorable?

I mean seriously adorable.

We've got Rob

(which is always a good thing)

We've got Kristen

(in the same frame with Rob... a brilliant thing)

We got some Matilda

Some Sam

(and I'm sure the Fandom CSI know who the rest are...)

But you know what makes this picture even more 

fucking adorable than Rob and Kristen?

ART STURRIDGE!

My sweet lord.

That RED hair!!!

How damn cute is he?

(like a bunny ~inside joke~)

But the way he is looking at Kristen...

and they are all smiles.

FUCKING.

CUTE.

(and prepare yourself... I may be using profanity

even more than usual this post.)

Next picture.

Take a good look at this picture.

Really good look.

I'll wait.

tick.

tock.

Ok.

What do you see?

Kristen fucking Stewart

being all gorgeous

That's what!

This isn't a photoshoot...

or a movie set

or a red carpet.

Oh no no no no

This is how she fucking looks going to 

a motherbitching magazine stand!

I mean...

WOW.

I'm sorry.

But this just proves that

Kristen really is better than you.

And you.

And good fucking grief...

Definitely better than you.

Next.

This picture isn't new

(and its not that old...but you get what i mean... Right?)

But I love it.

Rob has got that big ol' smile on that purty face.

Wouldn't you like to be on the receiving end of that smile?

Wouldn't you like to be the one to have made him smile?

Goodness me.

We haven't gotten a lot of pics of Rob recently...

and surely not ones like this.

Smile.

How can you look at this picture...

and not smile?

I suggest to the hags and nags of this fandom

(and you know who you are)

That you just look at this picture...

Or this one...

With Kristen being all beautiful and silly and wonderful...

And maybe you could learn to smile too!

Kristen was all kinds of smiles at Sundance.

And can you blame her?

She got wonderful reviews

She was in her element in that atmosphere...

and oh yeah...

she got GREAT reviews for  Camp X-Ray.

Oh sure...

You know the lunatic ninnies

(and you know who you are)

scoured the internet looking for the few negative reviews

(and let's be real... every movie gets them)

in hopes of making themselves feel better...

But alas

They failed.

As they usually do.

Darn.

Sundance was awesome for Kristen

and this proves it...

Kristen has this connection with Roberts...

Next...

This is the 'latest' pic with Rob...

People don't seem to know when it was taken.

There is all kinds of bullshit drama surrounding it

that I won't even get into.

People focus on the most arbitrary shit.

Honestly

(who throws a shoe?)

Blah

Blah

Blah

Some asshat on twitter

(You know who you are)

Was commenting to me about how 

I somehow always said 

"caring is sharing"

And that's complete bullshit.

Although I used to think it was cute

(like a bunny!)

when Kristen was spotted out with one of Rob's t-shirts

I don't pin all my hopes and dreams to an article of clothing.

I kinda think its funny now...

How people dissect everything they wear

as some sort of secret code...

And it's even funnier when the lunatic ninnies

work even harder to disprove they aren't the same.

And if you can't laugh at this shit?

Why the hell are you still here?

It's.Not.That.Serious.

It's not life or death.

It WILL be OK.

Final thoughts.

1. The Lunatic Ninnies can't seem to make up their minds

when it comes to Kristen...

(and obviously they don't have much to work with)

I know they desperately want to believe that

Kristen is a 'lesbian'

(Not that there's anything wrong with that~

but in this case it's not true.)

Not because they really believe it...

(remember... small itsy teeny minds.)

But because they really can't wrap those tiny brains

around the fact that Rob LOVES Kristen.

They hate the fact that Rob and Kristen were (are)

in a relationship for years and years...

living a life together.

That Rob CHOSE Kristen.

And he REMAINS in her life.

(Believe it)

They would rather believe that Rob was 'bearding' for her

for years, mind you.

No integrity. No honesty.

That he also went year after year after year

after year

after year

PRETENDING to be in a relationship with Kristen

and sacrificing any chance of a 'real' relationship

all for money.

Because millions and millions of dollars

just isn't enough for Robert Pattinson.

Right?

Sure.

Yeah.

Ok.

Some FAN you are.

there. there.

2. The word HATER is being thrown around 

a lot lately.

Here's the deal...

When someone doesn't agree with your opinion...

that doesn't make them a HATER.

Nope.

Sorry.

A HATER is someone who spews vile lies and innuendo

and tries to hurt someone.

That's a psycho hosebeast.

3. And speaking of psycho hosebeasts...

(You know who you are)

If you leave comments on Kristen/Rob's friends

family members

co-stars

anyone connected with them

Instagrams/twitter/facebook/tumblr

You are fucking scary.

Step the fuck back.

Really.

Whether you think you are defending them...

or you are trying to further your bullshit agenda

or whether you actually think they give a flying FUCK

what the hell you have to say...

Get. Off. Their. Dicks.

You embarrassing Fuckwads.

(You know who you are)

and by the way...

just a little tidbit on the 'sharing' thing since I brought it up...

Although the color on these two pics make them seem 

like different t-shirts...

they are indeed the same one.

imagine that.

This post is brought to you by...

TOM STURRIDGE!

I adore him.

Completely.

And guess what?

It doesn't mean I don't adore Rob... Or Kristen!

People can actually like more than ONE PERSON

at at time!!

Damn.

Isn't he cute???

and by 

Robert Pattinson Intoxication!

No.

I'm not going to change the name of my blog.

You know...

the one you NEVER read

but somehow always seem to know exactly what I'm saying?

Bwahahahahaha!

I see you!

*********************************************

This blog is dedicated to everyone

who wonders if I'm writing about them.

I am.

Until next time.

Bye for now.

To Whom It May Concern:

I was sorting through my emails

and was reading all the questions that I get asked...

So.

I decided to respond to the ones I keep seeing

over and over

and over

and let's not forget 

OVER again.

Dear Rose- How can you not think Kristen is pregnant? You have to noticed how much her body has changed over these past few months! Her clothes get looser and looser and the bump gets bigger and bigger! We are not obsessing over her body, but we can't help but notice the obvious!

Rosee- How dare you mock anyone for thinking that Kristen is pregnant! What do you know anyway??

Hi Rose! I agree with you! I don't think Kristen is pregnant either. I can only imagine the crazy emails you get about this topic. I don't know how you do it! Stay strong!

Well.

That was just a small sampling of the 'pregnant' email

I have received lately.
It seems to outweigh most topics at the moment.

My mind is still boggling over the fact

that people got so offended just because
I don't think Kristen is pregnant.

So what?

Does my opinion make you doubt your own?

I honestly don't get it.

If you believe...than BELIEVE.

As for 'mocking'...

Unless you have written me emails

in all SHOUTY CAPS 

asking me about this topic...

I wasn't talking about you.

To be honest

I don't take a great interest in this debate

So up until recently... I hadn't said much.

Kinda like the whole "TGC" thing.

I don't have anything against people

who like to talk about the offspring

of Rob and Kristen.

And believe me...

If Rob and Kristen decided to have a baby

I would be thrilled for them.

But it's just not something that is important to me.

To each their own.

Dear Rose- What do you think about this stuff with Alicia/Alannah? Do you think Kristen is gay now? What happened?? They share clothes all the time now and shes always hanging out with Alicia. What's going on?

HAHAHA ROSEEEEEEE! Kristen is all about Alicaboy. Isn't it adorable how they share their clothes? You used to think it was when she shared Robs. HAHAHAHAHAHA. How does it feel to LOSE? Kristen is fucking gay and her and Rob were just a PR fauxmance. EAT IT!!!!

Oh poor Rose. How hard is it for you to admit that Rob and Kristen are OVER? They didn't spend any of the holidays together, Rob couldn't wait to get to London and even when he comes back to the states for NYE, he still doesn't see her! Face the truth, Rose.
Kristen is all about Alicia. That's who she is sharing clothes with and hanging out with now.

This type of bullshit gives me a headache.

If hanging out with friends means you are 'gay'

Then I guess we all fall into that category

(at least those of us who have friends.)

And anyone who has close girlfriends...

Are you telling me you have NEVER borrowed their clothes?

Really?

Good Grief people are idiots.

Here's the deal.

 You don't have ANY IDEA where Rob was for Thanksgiving

nor do you know where Kristen was for NYE.

That's the TRUTH.

People talk with such certainty about 

the wheres and the whos

but you are basing it all on a few pictures

that consumed mere minutes of time.

How about you face the fact that you have 

no fucking idea what you are talking about?

I actually find it ~interesting that Rob flew to NYC

for New Years...

Kinda in the middle of LA and London...

Yes?

That's enough for now.

It truly does give me a headache to read some of the

pure unadulterated hatred and stupidity

I get in my inbox everyday.

Which is why I usually delete most of it.

Final thoughts.

1. Rob looking good in the airport.

There was a big debate about where he was going to go next...

LA or London.

We've already discussed how NYC

was the midpoint between LA and London...

And the boy does have a movie coming up.

So why wouldn't he go back to London?

2.  My Sweet Lord.

Kristen in a BTS video for Balenciaga.

How can anyone look at this

and not realize how fucking gorgeous she is?

Is it any wonder Rob fell so hard for her?

I don't see him ever letting go.

Just my opinion...

Of course.

3. Bernie.

Bernie at Kristen's house.

This surprised some people.

Not sure why.

Bernie is Kristen's dog... too.

Some people got all bent outta shape...

Calling Kristen's friends names.

Remember when the Ninnies called 

Bernie a famewhore?

They did.

Really.

They seriously said that about this sweet dog.

A dog, mind you.

Like Bernie was selling her soul for attention.

That's what happens when you don't behave

the way the psychos want you to..

They let the crazy loose and attack dogs.

Then they start attacking Kristen's friends 

on Twitter and Instagram.

Truly.

The more insecure the lunatics become...

the more they lash out at Kristen (and Rob)

and Bernie.

And Bear.

Yeah... once upon a time they even called Bear fake too...

They said Kristen bought a litter mate of Bear's

just so she could pretend she had the same dog

to carry on the 'illusion' of Robsten.

Yes.

They really did.

I know.

Scary.

At least know that the more hate they spew...

the more nervous and insecure they are.

So...

They must be really worried.

4. Love this picture of Thomas.

I miss his face.

Which usually means he will pop up somewhere.

I hope so.

He gives good face.

excellent face.

brilliant face.

This post is brought to you by Love.

It's Long.

So very long.

And when you find the one

you are supposed to be with...

You just don't walk away from it.

You can't.

You stay.

You figure it out.
No matter how long you have been together
one month....
one year.
One decade.
You are always working on relationships
And they are worth the effort.

Because nothing good

comes easy.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Love is Long

P.S.

Sundance is days away.

Rob might already be on set...

Exciting days ahead.

It's getting BETTER all the time.

Hit The Road... 2013

And don't ya come back.

2013 is done.
Good?
Bad?
I've personally never been of fan of odd years
and OK...
I admit it...
13 still is kinda superstitious to me.
OK?
I said it.
I'm glad it's almost over.


And while in terms of my personal life
2013 was actually pretty good...
In this fandom?
Not so much.

Let's take look around
and see what we can most definitely
do without in 2014.

OUT

Stupid words like ROBSTEN.
Can we just call Rob and Kristen by their names?
Is it really so hard to type
Rob/Kristen
or even R/K?

I hate smushed names.
One person always gets the short end of the stick
I mean.... Sten?
What the fuck is that?
It's like Jaty (john mayer and Katy perry)
Seriously.
Jaty.
All smushed names suck.
No name smushing in 2014.

Try typing out Rob/Kristen.
See?
It's not so hard.

Its almost natural... isn't it?
Rob/Kristen.

OUT

People in this fandom are dropping like flies.
and I say
GOOD RIDDANCE.
Here's the issue.
Some people aren't really FANS of Rob and/or Kristen.
They are fans of just Rob AND Kristen.
Together.
And if they aren't together?
They aren't interested.
It's like the Ninnies...
They claim to be all into Rob...
but ONLY if he's not with Kristen.
Or the Bitter Berts
Who act like they love and adore Kristen
and only Kristen
but can't seem to let go of Robert.

See what I mean?

Can't you just be a fan of whoever...
and not worry about the rest?

I happen to adore BOTH of them.
Together.
Apart.
Up.
Down.
All around.
Yes.
I prefer them together.
I hope that is where they will end up...
(I still believe they will)
But if it doesn't work out that way
I will still be here.
I will still go to their movies.
I will still be interested in them.
I will still adore them.

OUT

Being over invested in something
you have no control over.

I get it.
I care too.
But some people take it too far.
Like their lives depend on whether
Rob and Kristen spend NYE together.

It will be OK.
Really.
Rob and Kristen's lives...
are their own.
And they will figure out what is best for them.
Believe me.

How about we try and focus
on all the exciting work related projects
both Rob and Kristen have coming up?
Sundance is just around the corner.
We have new movies coming out...
Chanel and Dior
Lots of stuff is happening for them.
The rest?
It's all gravy.

OUT

Trashy embarrassing fandom psychos need to go.
If you are truly a fan of Robert Pattinson...
How can you possibly condone such vile disgusting behavior?
How does it reflect on Rob?
Pretty pathetic.
Lose the demented haters.
And for all that is holy
STOP COMMENTING
on  Kristen/Rob's friends twitter and instagrams.
Only lunatics think they have any impact
on Rob and Kristen's life...
YOU DON'T
Stop commenting on their friends social media.
Loon
A
Ticks.

OUT

 ;)

SO OVERPLAYED.
Like so much in this fandom.
But the 'wink' face has lost all meaning.
Kinda like the overused tired insults.
"Get a life"
"You need to get laid"
Blah Blah Blah

There is so little originality left in this fandom...
And that goes for people who write blogs
that are a bit...
derivative of my blog.
Imitation is a sincere form of flattery...
but it's still just a second rate copy.


OUT

Sources.
There are no sources.
There isn't anyone 'close' who is talking to the rags.
They have all failed so much this year...
All of them.
Riley Keough and Dylan Penn
are just a couple of the people
PEOPLE and E!
and other tabloids
claimed Rob was dating.
For MONTHS.
And they were wrong.

There are NO sources.

Bear source. Bear smart.

Those who know... Do not speak.
Those who speak... Do not know.

And lastly...
some INS

IN

Rob and Kristen.
No matter the situation
they will always be interesting
and fun to watch
and have careers worth following.

Personally...
I like to think they will find their way back to each other.
But I will be satisfied knowing
that they are happy.
That's all I want for both of them.
(and yeah, I think that means being together)

People like to shout that both of them have 'moved on'
but I don't see that.
Not at all.
Neither one of them have stepped out with anyone
besides friends... in months.
That's not moving on to me

IN

Tom Sturridge will always be IN for me.
He gives great face.

IN

How about we live and let live?
To each their own.
Is that possible in this fandom?

Does it really matter if that person
over there doesn't agree with you?
Do you really give a shit what they think?

If you believe in something...
then fucking BELIEVE in it.
You shouldn't need constant reassurance to prove anything
or to make you feel better.
Who cares if Silly Sally doesn't share your opinion...
The world is full of opinions.
You don't expect everyone to think alike...
Do you?

Let people think what they want...
As long as they aren't hurting anyone
or trying to hurt Rob and Kristen
Who gives a fuck?



I know what I know.

That is fucking GOOD ENOUGH for me.

I know 2014 will be fanFUCKINGtastic.
Can't you feel it?
So many good things ahead...
A bright shiny new year.
So many possibilities.


So have a WONDERFUL
and
HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I truly hope you all find
Peace and Love
in the upcoming year.

But most of all?
Be happy.
Because Life is fucking GOOD.

Smile.
Brilliant things are coming.

Until next time.

Bye for now.