Hi--
It's been a while... hasn't it?
Come on now...
It's not like I don't care
Cuz I do.
But contrary to some opinions...
Sometimes you just have stuff to do in life
that has nothing to do with this fandom.
In fact...
Isn't that the way it's supposed to be?
Indeed.
Anyway.
Let's look at the above picture.
Isn't it adorable?
I mean seriously adorable.
We've got Rob
(which is always a good thing)
We've got Kristen
(in the same frame with Rob... a brilliant thing)
We got some Matilda
Some Sam
(and I'm sure the Fandom CSI know who the rest are...)
But you know what makes this picture even more
fucking adorable than Rob and Kristen?
ART STURRIDGE!
My sweet lord.
That RED hair!!!
How damn cute is he?
(like a bunny ~inside joke~)
But the way he is looking at Kristen...
and they are all smiles.
FUCKING.
CUTE.
(and prepare yourself... I may be using profanity
even more than usual this post.)
Next picture.
Take a good look at this picture.
Really good look.
I'll wait.
tick.
tock.
Ok.
What do you see?
Kristen fucking Stewart
being all gorgeous
That's what!
This isn't a photoshoot...
or a movie set
or a red carpet.
Oh no no no no
This is how she fucking looks going to
a motherbitching magazine stand!
I mean...
WOW.
I'm sorry.
But this just proves that
Kristen really is better than you.
And you.
And good fucking grief...
Definitely better than you.
Next.
This picture isn't new
(and its not that old...but you get what i mean... Right?)
But I love it.
Rob has got that big ol' smile on that purty face.
Wouldn't you like to be on the receiving end of that smile?
Wouldn't you like to be the one to have made him smile?
Goodness me.
We haven't gotten a lot of pics of Rob recently...
and surely not ones like this.
Smile.
How can you look at this picture...
and not smile?
I suggest to the hags and nags of this fandom
(and you know who you are)
That you just look at this picture...
Or this one...
With Kristen being all beautiful and silly and wonderful...
And maybe you could learn to smile too!
Kristen was all kinds of smiles at Sundance.
And can you blame her?
She got wonderful reviews
She was in her element in that atmosphere...
and oh yeah...
she got GREAT reviews for Camp X-Ray.
Oh sure...
You know the lunatic ninnies
(and you know who you are)
scoured the internet looking for the few negative reviews
(and let's be real... every movie gets them)
in hopes of making themselves feel better...
But alas
They failed.
As they usually do.
Darn.
Sundance was awesome for Kristen
and this proves it...
Kristen has this connection with Roberts...
Next...
This is the 'latest' pic with Rob...
People don't seem to know when it was taken.
There is all kinds of bullshit drama surrounding it
that I won't even get into.
People focus on the most arbitrary shit.
Honestly
(who throws a shoe?)
Blah
Blah
Blah
Some asshat on twitter
(You know who you are)
Was commenting to me about how
I somehow always said
"caring is sharing"
And that's complete bullshit.
Although I used to think it was cute
(like a bunny!)
when Kristen was spotted out with one of Rob's t-shirts
I don't pin all my hopes and dreams to an article of clothing.
I kinda think its funny now...
How people dissect everything they wear
as some sort of secret code...
And it's even funnier when the lunatic ninnies
work even harder to disprove they aren't the same.
And if you can't laugh at this shit?
Why the hell are you still here?
It's.Not.That.Serious.
It's not life or death.
It WILL be OK.
Final thoughts.
1. The Lunatic Ninnies can't seem to make up their minds
when it comes to Kristen...
(and obviously they don't have much to work with)
I know they desperately want to believe that
Kristen is a 'lesbian'
(Not that there's anything wrong with that~
but in this case it's not true.)
Not because they really believe it...
(remember... small itsy teeny minds.)
But because they really can't wrap those tiny brains
around the fact that Rob LOVES Kristen.
They hate the fact that Rob and Kristen were (are)
in a relationship for years and years...
living a life together.
That Rob CHOSE Kristen.
And he REMAINS in her life.
(Believe it)
They would rather believe that Rob was 'bearding' for her
for years, mind you.
No integrity. No honesty.
That he also went year after year after year
after year
after year
PRETENDING to be in a relationship with Kristen
and sacrificing any chance of a 'real' relationship
all for money.
Because millions and millions of dollars
just isn't enough for Robert Pattinson.
Right?
Sure.
Yeah.
Ok.
Some FAN you are.
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| there. there. |
2. The word HATER is being thrown around
a lot lately.
Here's the deal...
When someone doesn't agree with your opinion...
that doesn't make them a HATER.
Nope.
Sorry.
A HATER is someone who spews vile lies and innuendo
and tries to hurt someone.
That's a psycho hosebeast.
3. And speaking of psycho hosebeasts...
(You know who you are)
If you leave comments on Kristen/Rob's friends
family members
co-stars
anyone connected with them
Instagrams/twitter/facebook/tumblr
You are fucking scary.
Step the fuck back.
Really.
Whether you think you are defending them...
or you are trying to further your bullshit agenda
or whether you actually think they give a flying FUCK
what the hell you have to say...
Get. Off. Their. Dicks.
You embarrassing Fuckwads.
(You know who you are)
and by the way...
just a little tidbit on the 'sharing' thing since I brought it up...
Although the color on these two pics make them seem
like different t-shirts...
they are indeed the same one.
imagine that.
This post is brought to you by...
TOM STURRIDGE!
I adore him.
Completely.
And guess what?
It doesn't mean I don't adore Rob... Or Kristen!
People can actually like more than ONE PERSON
at at time!!
Damn.
Isn't he cute???
and by
Robert Pattinson Intoxication!
No.
I'm not going to change the name of my blog.
You know...
the one you NEVER read
but somehow always seem to know exactly what I'm saying?
Bwahahahahaha!
I see you!
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This blog is dedicated to everyone
who wonders if I'm writing about them.
I am.
Until next time.
Bye for now.
