Robert and Kristen - Careless Whispers

Hold on to your butts.

We've got BIG drama today, folks.

HUGE.

MASSIVE.

Are you ready?

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1. Robert was seen out and about in Vancouver.

And...

*gasp*

Kristen wasn't with him!

WOE IS ME!

Seriously...

How DARE Robert go out to lunch 

with his friend

without her!

2. If you look closely you can see half

of Sam Bradley.

So can anyone tell me why its a big deal

if Robert goes to lunch and hangs with his buddy?

Kristen was allegedly working all day

And given the scruffy look that Robert is wearing

He obviously is not.

Say it with me...

CLING.

Oh, and another mind boggling CLING is

"Rob prolonged his stay in London instead of

jetting over to be with Kristen as soon as possible."

Um.

I'm thinking it's pretty obvious

(to people who don't have rabies...)

That Robert wasn't needed on set since he has been in VC

So...

He did come earlier than necessary...

Unless Edward has a scruffy beard in the re-shoots.

Right.

 Sometimes I wonder why I even bother to address the

staggering amount of bullshit that runs rampant in Twi-Fandom.

I just write about what is currently going on...

And this is it.

Kinda sad at the moment.

Oh wait...

There was lots of talk about the shit all over Rob's jacket.

And then someone went and found the same jacket on eBay

or some such place...

And it looked the same.

So I guess it was 'distressed'.

Not powdered doughnuts.

Not bird shit.

Go figure.

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Sheesh.

She is gorgeous.

Kristen in Elle Magazine UK

Yeah, there's no reason why Robert

would be incredibly attracted to her.

Absolutely none.

I really need a sarcasm font...

I would have used it this whole post.

I could go on...

But the question is... why do I bother?

(OK, it's mostly the entertainment value)

Yeah.

For some reason 

(Desperation? Delusion? DeRabies?)

Some people have really held onto 

The original Shorty Spice... Oregano.

Seemingly clinging to blurry photos

of the back of some guys head...

To mean that Kristen is 'seeing' Michael again.

I. Can't. Even. Go. On.

Robert.

Oregano.

Robert.

Oregano.

Yeah.

*BUZZZZ*

Sorry Shorty Spice.

You lose.

You know the truth.

So... just exactly what are they re-shooting up there

in the 'Couve?

I heard talk it was supposed to be the meadow scene.

Like the above.

Was it too hot before?

Did Stephenie Meyers decide it needed to be 'toned' down?

Did Robert and Kristen's passion for each other

just roll right over the whole scene?

When the director yelled "CUT!"

Did Robert and Kristen refuse to stop??

Bahahahahahaha.

Well, you can go on Twitter and come across

any number of "Know-It-Alls"

They will tell you because they KNOW exactly

what is happening.

They know what Robert is thinking.

They know what Kristen is feeling...

They know super secret insider info...

It's just another day in TwilightLand

Time can never mend
the careless whispers of a good friend
to the heart and mind
ignorance is kind
there's no comfort in the truth
pain is all you'll find

Bye for now.

Little Ditty About Rob and Kristen...

Ever have those kind of days...

When every thought you have just starts or ends...

with "Fuck"?

Even looking at that beautiful face

doesn't take the edge off...

That's my day today.

No. It has nothing to do with any

drama surrounding Rob/Kristen.

As far as I'm concerned...

Kristen wearing Rob's shirt that 

he wore the day before?

Another nail in the cling coffin.

It's like she saw it laying on the chair

in their room (yes, their room)

and decided to wear it.

Cause you know their hotel room

was a fucking mess.

Clothes and stuff just everywhere.

And she pulled it on...

and it smelled like Rob...

And hell yeah...

every fucking one of us would

LOVE to be able to do that.

Don't deny it.

And Cling Coffin.

Hahahaha.

Kinda like that.

;)

 

I decided to add a recent pic of 

Robert Walking!

That helps!!!

Like the face, too...

His wonderful face that shows

his emotions so clearly.

I can see why he's not a good liar...

I hope he doesn't play poker.

I like to speculate about Rob/Kristen.

Do I think it hurts him or her?

No.

How does talking about people dating hurt them?

And why are there all these people out there

who are so self important

and so full of themselves...

that actually think Rob and/or Kristen

will read what they are saying?

Or care?

What would hurt them is all the hatred

and bitterness...

That is constantly directed at them.

By supposed 'fans'

Both of them.

Because Robert gets blasted when he does

things that some people don't agree with...

Like hanging out with Kristen.

And Kristen?

Well... she gets blasted for breathing.

That's how harsh some of these people are.

So me talking about Rob/Kristen dating?

Like they care what I think.

Hating people you don't know

for doing things you have no right to criticize?

Kinda scary, folks.

Remember Me next Friday March 12th!

The Runaways- March 19th!

Cling for now ;)

Clinging to Robert and Kristen...

Bwahahahahaha!

Excuse me while I laugh at the whole

"WHOSE YELLOW BAG IS IT?" mystery!

No... I'm not done yet...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Rob landing safe and sound in London.

Cute little TomStu with him.

Rob carrying the mysterious yellow bag.

Whatever can this mean??

I guess it means...

It's Rob's bag?

And I guess ALL the silly speculation about

Rob carrying Kristen's bag 

is finally over!

I can finally get some sleep now that

we have all figured out that troubling question!

Whew!

Now we know that Rob WASN'T being

a gentleman after all!!

Wait.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Next.

Kristen leaving NYC.

Keep an eye on the shirt.

More drama to follow.

The biggest cling in the Robert world right now

is that Kristen and Rob are hanging out for PR.

Did I say HUGE clingy cling?

Well...

This is the one CLING that they grasp onto

like no other.

"It's all PR. Summit is making them hang out.

Summit has complete control over every move

they make. They never do anything without Summit

choreographing every step."

Just how much more attention and publicity does

the Twilight Saga need?

"Kristen... You WILL fly over to England and hang out with Rob. 

You MUST. It's imperative for the future of our movies!"

So.

If Robert and Kristen are really doing this ALL

for Publicity... If it is ALL staged...

Why oh why wouldn't there be many, many

MANY

more pictures of them TOGETHER?

Surely if Summit were behind the controls...

Rob and Kristen would be 'caught' out everywhere!

What good does it do when you are staging pictures

when your stage is empty?

Sorry. But that is so weak.

Like... clinging to a thread.

A really thin, frayed thread.

Yeah. I'm going there.

I love it when the internet explodes with this kinda stuff.

It really is entertaining... isn't it?

Apparently Kristen is wearing Robert's shirt.

He is not only wearing it in the above picture

But I guess he was wearing it under his shirt at the premiere

I've always been skeptical of this kinda bullshit...

But.

It does look like Rob's shirt here.

Yeah, yeah... I hear the clings...

But Kristen has the sleeves really rolled up...

and it's twisted and knotted up...

and yeah...

I do think she's wearing his shirt.

What does this mean?

Um... She likes the shirt?

She wanted to wear something that smelled like Rob?

(I kinda like that thought...)

Maybe Kristen traded Rob the shirt for the yellow bag?

So many options here!

The Clings?

"Kristen would DROWN in Rob's shirt!"

(One of the more sane clings)

"Ewwww! Can you imagine how gross that shirt is?

Rob wore it the night before! Gross!"

(Possibly, but it would still smell like Robert!)

"So what? I borrow friends shirt ALL the time!"

(Don't they ever tire of this excuse?)

"Kristen is just messing with the fans!

She wants to shove it in our faces"

(Or she could just want to wear Rob's shirt...

She is leaving him after spending a couple of weeks

together. Maybe she will miss him?)

Anyway.

You say PR move.

I say Cling On!

Last thought?

I'm looking forward to seeing Kristen at the Oscars.

Can't wait to see what she is wearing.

It's always interesting...

and I'm rarely disappointed!

And you know it will probably be awesome

since its the Academy Awards!

Hell...

I'm even looking forward to seeing Taylor!

Cling for now!

;)

Robert and Kristen...

So many thoughts.

I say that a lot, don't I?

But I can't help it.

My head is always spinning...

So much going on right now with Robert.

And sad to say...

So much bullshit drama.

Yesterday and Today were big days

in the Robert Pattinson world.

Today Show.

Jimmy Fallon.

Remember Me Premiere.

The View

Daily Show.

Awesomefuckingsauce.

Truly.

This press junket is just about right for me.

A couple of days of whirlwind activity...

but then it quiets down again.

Let's start with the premiere last night.

OH THE DRAMA!!

Some people were upset that Kristen showed up.

(I was kinda surprised she did the Red Carpet, myself)

Yes, The premiere was about Remember Me.

Yes, It was ROBERT'S day.

And having Kristen there ruined it for him?

Nah... don't think so.

It's only right that Kristen was there.

I'm not a 'told ya so' kinda person.

I just talk about what I see.

But riddle me this?

How many more excuses can you possibly

come up with to explain Kristen being

EVERYWHERE that Robert is?

Just friends? Really?

It's really the worse kind of rationalization.

Because it makes no sense.

And the reason you get so damn upset

over bullshit that shouldn't bother you?

Is because you know it's true.

So you have people criticizing Kristen for

showing up somewhere she had EVERY right to be

And you have people criticizing Robert for

being a puppet... or weak...

Or some other lame ass shit.

I'm pretty sure Robert doesn't need your permission

to hang out with Kristen.

And one more thought?

Robert surrounds himself with those

that matter the most to  him.

His family.

The Britpack.

And Kristen.

And that folks...

Is all you need to know.

Adorable picture!

And yes, I think Emilie looked wonderful.

I have no hatred towards her like some

others seem to...

Just because she was in a movie with Robert.

Kinda lame.

This is a huge career move for her

And I think she is handling all the drama 

with grace and dignity.

I wish I could say the same about some

of Roberts/Kristens fans.

And so far...

The reviews about Remember Me

have been great!

Isn't that what's really important?

The best part of the whole madness.

Robert and Jimmy

Sitting in a tree...

The interview itself was OK...

Robert was a good sport.

But the fucking screaming?

So damn annoying.

And I'm guessing the majority of women

in that audience were in their 30s or older.

Screaming.

Really?

Robert has talked about how the screaming

makes him feel... how it upsets him...

Does it look like he enjoys being screeched at?

And I was trying to watch the Tree bit...

and the damn screams blocked out Robert's voice.

Seriously. WTF?

I want to hear Robert talk...

I want to hear what he has to say...

Don't you??

God.

I love Robert Pattinson.

More today than yesterday.

(not as much as tomorrow)

OK, sorry for the lame lyrics.

Just watched the View.

Robert looked wonderful.

Emilie looked wonderful.

It was a good interview.

NO screaming.

I could hear him speak.

Emilie didn't get much of a chance to 

say anything...

But at least they didn't bring up 

his personal life.

Not that it needs to be brought up...

Because I'm pretty sure

everyone knows that its

Robert and Kristen

Sitting in that tree...

K I S S I N G.

Checkmate, Clingers.

Bye for now

Saturday's Sarcastic Soapbox

I survived.

And sometimes that is hard to do.

Birthdays can be a real bitch.

Especially when friends buy you 

'birthday shots!'

Um...

Mixing alcohol never works for me...

And that is why at this very moment...

The guys with spiky helmets

and pointy shoes

are running all around my stomach.

And I won't even describe my head...

Mostly because I fucking can't.

And huge THANKS to all of you

who wished me a Happy Birthday!

So sweet. So kind.

And it honestly made my day

so much better!

Thank You. Thank You.

A couple of things.

Yes.

They are in NYC!

So surprised!

OK, I'm not.

Truly if you just think logically...

It all works out.

But there you go.

Rob, Kristen and the beloved TomStu

all landing safe and sound.

AND LET THE CLINGING BEGIN!

Lots and lots of clinging, folks.

Tons.

The clingy clinging Cling-ons

can't fucking let go.

They can't.

They won't.

TomStu is adorable, isn't he?

I love how he's such a great friend to Robert.

LOVE it.

Oh...

And the yellow bag that Rob is carrying?

Supposedly its Kristen's!!

OH MY!

So...

The Hatey Clingys can't stand that!

NO NO NO

He can't be carrying her bag!

He mustn't!

Is it so bad that Rob is a gentleman??

JFC.

Oh and the Hatey Cling-ons

just cannot stand that Kristen is in fact...

In NYC with Rob.

HOW DARE SHE!!!

WHY MUST SHE RUIN REMEMBER ME????

Um.

If you were with Robert Pattinson...

and had the chance to like..

fucking BE with him as much as possible...

YOU FUCKING WOULD.

Period.

The End.

Is this the real life, is this just fantasy
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality 
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see 

Yeah.
Open your eyes and SEE.
Sorry.
I know it's just my opinion.
Yada Yada Yada.
But let's try and look at this
Rationally. (is that even possible??) 

1. Kristen has now flown to England
Twice in as many months.
Both times she was pictured with Robert.

They hung out.

Pubs. Concerts.

Where do you think she slept at night??  

2. Robert and Kristen have flown to 
NYC together.
Now...
I know some will say that they are 
just sharing a plane...
or some nonsense...

But.

COME ON.

She doesn't HAVE to stay in NYC!
She's there...
BECAUSE OF ROBERT.
He only has a few days in the States
before I'm sure he has to go back to London
and continue filming Bel Ami...
SO.
They are spending this time 
TOGETHER.
Again.
  

3. It's NOT coincidence.
It's not happenstance.
They are together
Because they want to be!

 4. And oh yeah...
even when the clingers begrudgingly
admit that maybe this 'miserable' couple
are possibly dating....
They have to pepper it with

"It won't last." 

(How long has it already been??) 

Is this the real life, is this just fantasy
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality 
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see 

Bye for now. 

Is Kristen Stewart a Fashion Icon?

Elle UK's Woman of the Year Award

Kristen won it.

Congrats!

She's having quite a week in London!

I'm no slave to fashion.

I just know what I like...

I actually relate more to Kristen

when she is wearing her jeans and t-shirts.

But she dresses up well.

And I'd say 9 out of 10 times...

She is brilliant with her wardrobe choices.

The dresses she wore on the NM press tour

were reason enough for her to win this award.

No "Daily Cling" today.

Not that there aren't zillions of 'stage 5' clingers out there.

That will never change.

But.

Sometimes you just don't want to read

the constant negativity and bullshit.

Like an incessantly whiny buzz of a gnat.

There are times you just want to swat it...

But then you realize how minuscule and useless

the gnat really is...

It will be gone soon enough...

So why bother?

*For now, anyway :)*

There was a 'rumor' that Rob had spilled his guts

about his relationship with Kristen

to the SUN or some UK paper.

I didn't really pay attention to which one.

But come on.

No one REALLY believes that... right?

Like Rob is just going to talk about 

his relationship with Kristen all of a sudden?

Unless he was rip-roaring drunk

(which is a possibility, I suppose...
being drunk, not the talking)

But still...

I think most rational people know in their gut

if something is total bullshit or not.

It's kinda like on Twitter...

People just fucking make up shit.

And there is always someone who will believe it.

Seriously.

I could tweet

"Rob and Kristen spotted making out in the London Eye"

And although most would scoff...

(I hope)

There would be those few that would wonder

if there was any truth to it.

So OK.

Take Gossip with a grain of salt.

Take Twitter with a grain of salt.

Big grains.

Someone had a tweet that said

some Haters/Nonstens really did have a conscience

and a heart...

We KNOW that's not even close to true!

;)

Kristen was just at the Burberry fashion show in London.

Gorgeous!

I watched the show online...

and I really enjoyed it.

I saw Kristen sitting next to Clare Danes

and who people were saying was Kate Hudson.

She was kicking her leg to the music...

I loved the fashion

and I can totally see Kristen wearing this stuff.

Good fun!

Bye for now.